1 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:14,560 This film contains strong language 2 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:17,080 I've got 60 sat already. I need to turn these tables over. 3 00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:19,880 So we're looking at 120 covers tonight. So I need you and your lot 4 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:22,440 to pull your finger out and work hard. But not loud, because 5 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:25,120 last night, they were really noisy and you could hear them on 6 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:26,800 the other side of the restaurant. 7 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:29,520 Chef, it's your name above the door. Customers are coming 8 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:32,520 for your food, they want to talk to you and I can't find you. I couldn't 9 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:35,440 find you the other day. If I'm not in the kitchen, I'll be in the back. 10 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:38,000 It's busy, you should be there. I have to make the rotas out. 11 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,880 When it's busy, you should be in there and available. I'm always in 12 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:43,920 the kitchen. Someone complained about the food the other day. No-one 13 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:46,760 complains about the food, who's complained? It doesn't matter! 14 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:49,680 No-one complains about the food. You're talking shit! Chef? Yeah. 15 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:52,080 Do us a favour? Yeah. Can you keep an eye on that, please? 16 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:55,000 All right, lad. All right. How long? Two minutes. OK. 17 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:58,880 Thanks, boss. Right, where are we? What's happening? Where are we? 18 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:01,360 We're fucking smashing it, pal. Table 17 - two mackerel, 19 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:04,920 four mallard. Table four - one lamb, two mallard. 20 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:07,440 Table ten - two mallard. They're almost done. Table five - 21 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:10,440 one mallard, one lamb. Help us with the lamb, please, if you wouldn't 22 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:13,760 mind, kind sir! Of course. Thank you very much. No problem, lad. 23 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:17,000 Tell me, what's that bitch mouthing on about? Oh, it's bullshit. 24 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,920 It's nothing. She hasn't got a clue. She thinks she's Paris Hilton. 25 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:22,800 Well, she ain't. She might have a box like Paris Hilton, but that's 26 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:25,440 where it fucking ends. Moaning about a noise in the kitchen. 27 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:28,480 The noise in the kitchen? Yeah. Does she not know what we're creating? 28 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:31,960 Exactly. Fucking pieces of artwork here. Me and you, bossing it. 29 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:34,000 She wants us to keep turning the tables over. 30 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,360 Well, it's too fucking busy, then, isn't it? Exactly. 31 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:38,520 Stupid bitch! Chef? 32 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:41,560 Yep. Would you mind tasting that for me and seeing if it's OK? 33 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:44,440 Well, get me a spoon, then, eh? 34 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:49,000 Fucking doughnut! No, he's all right, lad. You couldn't boil an egg 35 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:52,200 when I had you. Now I've got your missus boiling my eggs for me! 36 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:54,320 THEY LAUGH 37 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:55,920 Chef. Go ahead, lad. 38 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:05,840 It's all right, needs more acidity. 39 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:08,360 Vinegar, more vinegar. OK. Yeah. Sound. 40 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:10,880 Look, lad, start getting the balance. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? 41 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,720 It's all about the seasoning. Learn to use your fucking palate. 42 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:17,120 All about the balance, lad. All about the balance? 43 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,240 Yeah. Sorry, how long on table five? 44 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,200 How long? Does it look fucking ready?! 45 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:24,120 It's not ready yet, is it? No. It'll be ready when I fucking tell you. 46 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:25,880 Thank you. Give me 20 seconds. 47 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:31,040 You almost done on that, yeah? Yep, nearly there. 48 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,400 OK, service on that. 49 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:39,040 Five. Wait there, two seconds. What the fuck is that, there?! Sorry. 50 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:42,600 Take that off. I told you. That's happened fucking twice. Come on. 51 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:44,960 Nice plates, like your fucking face. Come on. 52 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:48,200 Is that good to go? Yep, send it out. There we go, service there. 53 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:51,000 Thank you. There you go, sweetheart, thank you. All good? 54 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,360 Oi, fucking perverts! 55 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:56,040 Eyes on the fucking work, back to it! Yes, Chef! 56 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:58,600 Fucking Josef Fritzl here! We've got no mackerel. 57 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:01,720 We need the mackerel. Where's the mackerel? What are you doing there? 58 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:04,320 Hey! Look at that! You're hacking away at it! 59 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:07,400 What's that? What kind of standard's that? Look at the state of that! 60 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,280 Never send that out of my kitchen! 61 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:11,240 What fucking knife have you got? 62 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:13,640 What knife is that? A bone knife. A bone knife. 63 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:16,160 What do you need for fish? Eh, what do you need? 64 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:19,440 Sorry. What knife is that?! A fillet knife. Fillet knife. Thank you. 65 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:22,320 Yes, Chef! Yes, Chef. Yes. Fucking hell, what's going on? 66 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:25,480 Where's your own knives? I left them at home. Left them at home. 67 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:29,040 Sorry, I've just got some stuff going on at home. Stuff going on? 68 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:31,520 We've all got stuff going on, lad, every single one of us. 69 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:34,360 Everyone in this kitchen's got stuff going on, know what I mean? 70 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:37,040 As soon as you walk through that door, you leave that outside. 71 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:40,160 Understand? Sorry, Chef. Leave it outside. I've got no time for this. 72 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:43,440 There's 20 kids out there that could do your job. Yeah? Sorry. 73 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,600 Yes, Chef. Yeah? Fucking switch on, will you? 74 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:49,280 Yes, Chef. And look at the state of your station! Sort your shit out! 75 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:53,080 Yes, Chef. Yes, Chef. Fucking ridiculous! 76 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:56,600 Chef? Don't worry about it. 77 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:59,640 Right, what's happening? Happening? I'm going to have five minutes. 78 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:02,200 Are you sure? Just give me five minutes. Yeah, no bother. 79 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,040 SHOUTING IN BACKGROUND 80 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:07,760 Who? I don't know. What for? I don't know. They didn't say. 81 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:11,840 Please, I need you to go. Jane's asked me to go over there. 82 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,360 Please. I haven't got time for this! You know what I mean? 83 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:18,160 What did I tell you? I'm trying to run a fucking kitchen here. Apron. 84 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:19,600 Apron, apron, apron. 85 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:24,640 I've got this, by the way... OK. ..just, you know, easy, easy. 86 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,240 Right, let's keep it going! 87 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,920 Keep the momentum up! Come on! ALL: Yes, Chef! 88 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:30,320 HE SNIFFS 89 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,400 HE CLEARS THROAT 90 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:35,200 CHATTER AND LAUGHTER IN RESTAURANT 91 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:45,280 All right? All right, love, are you OK? Yeah? 92 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:47,520 Yep. Nice to see you. All right, mate, are you OK? 93 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,480 Yeah? Are you good? Yeah? Nice one. 94 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:52,400 Hello, James. Hi. Are you OK, mate? How are you? I'm good. 95 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:55,320 I'm fine, thank you. Enjoying the food? Yes, it's lovely. 96 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:58,080 Thank you very much. Thank you. All right, see you in a bit, yeah? 97 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:00,840 Thank you. Nice to see you. You too. See you in a bit. Thanks a lot. 98 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:08,040 These are my friends. They've got a question about the menu. 99 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:12,640 Ey up, mate! We were just wondering what the crack is with this menu? 100 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:17,120 It's, like, duck in cherries, or something! Well, it's mallard. 101 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:19,200 It's locally-sourced game. 102 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:22,720 We're going for a kind of bespoke seasonal menu. 103 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:24,760 Do you know what I mean? All local produce. 104 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:28,120 Right, so... Trying to create the atmosphere, really. Yeah. 105 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,800 So, like, yeah, I mean, duck's duck, isn't it? We just want 106 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:33,880 summat normal. We wanted burgers or something. Yeah. 107 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:36,680 Can I have a veggie burger, please? Veggie burger? 108 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:40,000 Yeah! Yeah? Yeah, and can I get one without the bun? 109 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,360 Right, so, two burgers, one veggie and one without the bun? Yeah. Easy! 110 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:45,880 Sure, let me see what I can do. Thank you. OK. 111 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:52,160 Excuse me, erm, we've been waiting about 40 minutes for our main. 112 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:56,320 40? 40 minutes. Didn't we order 40 minutes ago? Yeah. And that table 113 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:58,880 over there, they came in after us and they've got theirs. 114 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,760 OK. All right. All right? And we ordered a bottle of Merlot as well. 115 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:04,640 All right, love, you can have that on me. I'll look into it. Andrea! 116 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:09,760 Can you get these... Get their drinks on me, please. Let's go! 117 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:11,760 Keep it up! Chef! 118 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:16,040 What's happening with table...ten? Table ten? Yeah. About eight... 119 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:18,520 Eight or so minutes away. She reckons she's been waiting 120 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:21,200 40 minutes out there. Well, she hasn't been that long, mate, 121 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:24,440 about 20. Well, it can't be 20 minutes, can it? She said 40. 122 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:27,040 Well, it's not out yet, and you need to make some burgers. 123 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:29,560 Burgers? For who? Yeah, we need some burgers. 124 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:32,720 For Jane's mates? Yeah, exactly. You're joking? One veggie burger. 125 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:35,720 If they want fucking burgers, tell them to go to fucking Burger King, 126 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:38,040 because Jane is the biggest fucking Whopper I know! 127 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,760 Do me a favour, lad, just make the fucking burgers! 128 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,920 Yeah? Do me a favour, just make the burgers. All right, mate. 129 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:46,880 OK. Right, I had a drink there. Have you moved a drink off there? 130 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:50,040 No, no, no. Have you seen a drink there? I haven't. Hang on, wait. 131 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:51,880 Whoa, whoa, everyone, wait a minute! 132 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:55,040 I left a bottle on there. A white bottle. It's been moved. 133 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:57,240 Anyone seen it? ALL: No, Chef. 134 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:59,600 No-one's seen a white bottle? ALL: No, Chef. 135 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:02,440 Keep your eyes open, yeah? Keep your eyes open for a white bottle. 136 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:04,560 Yeah? ALL: Yes, Chef. 137 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:07,800 I'm sorry, lad. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. 138 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:10,840 Chef? Table ten is still waiting for their meal. You taking the piss? 139 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,720 No, Chef. Just answer me something. 140 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:15,960 Who resides at this fucking table ten? Who's that important? 141 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,880 The Prime Minister, is that Number Ten? Is that fucking Theresa May 142 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:21,840 out there? No, Chef. This will be ready when it's fucking ready! 143 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:24,400 About six minutes... Do me a favour, lad. Do me a favour. 144 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:27,360 Take them to table ten. Tell them that's a pre-main on me. Yes, Chef. 145 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:30,120 Yes? Yes, Chef. Thank you very much. Chef, they're for table 17. 146 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:32,960 Right, well, look, you can crack on. You're doing a great job now. 147 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:36,040 You've got a clean surface. You get over there, work it out between you 148 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:38,920 and sort it out. Come on. Need more mackerel, lad. Yes. Table ten's 149 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:42,040 still waiting on their order. I've just given him a pre-main 150 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:45,040 to take out. Have a little look, Andrea, love, what's going on 151 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:48,600 in here? What's going on? It's busy, I know. It's busy in here, isn't it? 152 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:51,920 So you do me a favour, Angel, you go out there and do what you do. 153 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:54,600 Fucking smile and keep them customers happy. 154 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:00,320 Oh, for fuck's sake! 155 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:02,800 LAUGHTER Are you taking the fucking piss? 156 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:06,200 Is that your mallard? Ain't fucking funny, you stupid prick! 157 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:09,440 Oi, number one, you're a prick. You're a daft prick. Number two, 158 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,720 get in there, get five fucking mallard out. 159 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:14,440 Get 'em back in that oven, sharpish. That puts us behind by ten 160 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:18,280 fucking minutes now, you dick! Yes, Chef! All right, lad. 161 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:21,240 Don't worry, I'll help you out. How long for the burgers on my table? 162 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:25,120 Everybody give me a fucking minute, please. Backs! Mind your back, lad! 163 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:28,440 Table 17, two mackerel, four mallard - how long, please? 164 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:31,760 Estimate. How long? Er... Six minutes. 165 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:35,520 OK, table four. One lamb, one mallard. How long? 166 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:40,200 How long?! 20 minutes, Chef! OK. That leaves approximately 20 minutes 167 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:43,720 for your sirloin burgers, for your stupid fucking friends! 168 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:47,280 There is the receipt. Thank you. Chef, I want a word over here! 169 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:50,040 Sort that out. Sort that out. CHEF, NOW! Let's get back to work 170 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:52,640 proper, come on, focus now. 171 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:54,120 Firstly, that was embarrassing. 172 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:56,960 You embarrassed me, cos you were rude, and we've spoken about it. 173 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:59,480 Second of all, THAT is not acceptable! He's doing his job. 174 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:02,160 I'm not being spoken to like that in my dad's... We're working 175 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:04,840 in this kitchen. I don't care! Rude! Fuck off, Daddy's girl! 176 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,920 Shift that out, Emma, please. Thank you. 177 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:17,000 Michael, coming on good, yeah? Yes, Chef! All right, then. 178 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:23,000 GLASS SMASHES, FOLLOWED BY SCREAMING 179 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,560 I said "backs", man! 180 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:27,880 What's happened? What's happened? What's "backs" in French? 181 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:31,080 What did you do that for?! Fucking hell! What's going on? 182 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:33,240 What's going on?! Noddy. Look at Noddy, here. 183 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:36,000 Oh, fuck off with the Noddy... Fucking hat! 184 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,080 He's got red fucking shoes on! What's wrong with them? 185 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:41,080 Oi, oi, oi! Clean it up. 186 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:44,080 Clean it up, fucking Red Hot Chili shoes! 187 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:46,320 LAUGHTER 188 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:46,320 Get it cleaned up now. 189 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:49,200 You're all right. You're OK. It's all right. Don't panic. 190 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:52,240 Don't panic. You do another panna cotta and I'll do one of these. 191 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:55,120 Is she doing OK, yeah? She's doing brilliantly. It's fine. You OK? 192 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:57,240 Sweetheart, look at me. It's fine. 193 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,440 Just take this one up now, OK? C'est bon? C'est bon? 194 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:02,440 Tres bien? Tres bien. Tres bien, merci. Tres bien, merci. 195 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:05,680 OK, are you good? Oui. Yes, yes. 196 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:09,800 Nice and calm, and just plate this next one up. Let's do it again. 197 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:12,320 Keep going. Chef? Sorry, mate. 198 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:15,880 Do us a favour, can you help us with that lamb? Sure. Sure. Yeah, OK. 199 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:21,520 Right, where's the plates? Maria! Maria, I need a lamb plate, love. 200 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:24,920 What's going on here, eh? Look at this! This is fucking terrible! 201 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:28,720 I'm sorry, but Jake is late and I... All right, love, all right. Look, 202 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:32,360 we need to keep turning them over. Get your washer back on. Tommy! 203 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:34,320 Tommy! Come and help Maria, lad! 204 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:37,280 Come and help Maria, son! Come on. Come and help Maria. 205 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:40,320 Tommy, do that! Tommy, do this! 206 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:43,800 LAUGHTER Pick them up, they're on the floor. 207 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:45,320 Chef? 208 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:51,440 Chef, come taste sauce. Yes, Pav! Yes, Pav! Come to me. 209 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:55,920 Tell me it's good. This is sauce for mallard. 210 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:57,120 It's good? 211 00:10:57,120 --> 00:11:00,120 Tell me it's good. I'd bring it back with a bit of stock. 212 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:03,040 Bit of stock? Yeah. Monter with a bit of...butter. 213 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:05,280 Monter? Monter with a bit of butter. 214 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:09,520 What is monter? Whisk it, whisk it, whisk it. Visk? 215 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:13,040 No, no, not... Whisk it. Visk. That's a visk. 216 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,080 Not visk! Fucking whisk it! 217 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:16,760 This is fucking visk. Whisk it! 218 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,080 Fucking visk. Whisk it, for fuck's sake! 219 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:23,040 You're a fucking racist, you, mate, aren't you? He can't help it. 220 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:27,120 Back to work... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Eh, you! 221 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:30,000 Soft-arse! What time do you call this? I missed the bus, so... 222 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,360 You missed the bus, yeah? You look like you fucking slept on the bus! 223 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,440 Look at that. Look at her, there, working away. 224 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,840 Look at all this mess. Have a look at this mess. Look! 225 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:40,960 See it? Eh? See it? Come on, son. 226 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:45,480 We're a fucking team here. Be a team player. Crack on. 227 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:48,000 You lazy little shit! Right, and I'm docking you 228 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,720 two hours' wages. Oh, Chef! "Oh, Chef," nothing! 229 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:53,320 Two hours' wages. Get done. 230 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:56,800 Two fucking hours for fucking getting a ride all night? 231 00:11:56,800 --> 00:12:00,160 He's hardly fucking lazy, mate. Keep it up all fucking night, that kid. 232 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:01,600 Chef, have you got a sec, please? 233 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:05,080 Chef? Yes. 234 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:08,240 Erm, I was wondering about that work's do on Tuesday, 235 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:10,960 if I can still...? We're not having a work's do. No, no, 236 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:13,720 it's her work's do, isn't it? The wife's. Remember, I told you, 237 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:16,080 if I could take a few hours back on Tuesday? 238 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:20,480 Yeah, sure. Yeah. Nice one. Cheers, Chef. Thank you. Come here. 239 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:22,960 Come here. You fucking ballbag! 240 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:25,320 What's going on here now? What's everyone doing? 241 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,920 Working. What are we all doing? Everyone's working. What? 242 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:31,000 Sorry, I can't hear you. What? Everyone's working. Everyone's what? 243 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,280 Working. And you want a bit of time off, yeah? What time of year is it? 244 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:37,760 Eh, what time of year is it? Christmas. And that's our fucking 245 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:40,640 busiest time of year, isn't it? Yeah... What's it like out there? 246 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:44,720 What's it like out there? It's busy. It's busy? It's fucking packed! 247 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,400 We're fucking snowed under here and you want a bit of time off? 248 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,640 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Everyone, just stop what you're doing a minute! 249 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:52,200 Stop what you're doing a minute. 250 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:55,280 Little fucking Dorothy Gobshite here wants a bit of time off. 251 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:58,640 Yeah? We'd all love a bit of time off, wouldn't we? I would. 252 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:01,320 Would you? Yes, Chef. Yes, Chef. Would you? Yeah, you would, 253 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:04,360 wouldn't you, love? I'd love it. You'd love it. You would as well. 254 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:07,320 We'd all love a bit of time off, but we can't have the time off. 255 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:10,040 What did I tell you at the beginning? This is all that matters. 256 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,560 What did I tell you about this job, right at the beginning? 257 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:14,760 This is all that matters. This is all that matters. 258 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,440 I've got the overtime. I don't give a fuck about the overtime. 259 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:21,240 We're snowed under. I need you to fucking smarten yourself up, lad! 260 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:24,440 Oh, I'll tell you what, yeah, go ahead, get your stuff off 261 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:26,360 your station and fuck off. Are you joking?! 262 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:29,240 No, I'm not. It's fucking Christmas next week! What do you mean? 263 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:31,560 Chef, please, come on, I need this job. Please. 264 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,600 Chef, look, I was only asking. I've not fucking seen her in ages. 265 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,200 I haven't seen my kids! 266 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:44,120 Just fucking get out of my sight and crack on. 267 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:48,040 And I'll tell you what, just play the fucking game, will you?! 268 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:50,120 Yeah?! Yes, Chef. 269 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,680 Yes, Chef. Sorry. 270 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:03,360 Here you are, mate, I'll finish that for you. Yeah, would you, lad? 271 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:05,680 Yeah. Look at me, look at me. Yeah. I'm all right. 272 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:08,520 Go and take a break. I'm all right. I'm all right. I'm all right. 273 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:13,520 OK, service, please! 274 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:15,240 HE COUGHS 275 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,600 HE COUGHS 276 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,640 Oh... 277 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:46,480 HE COUGHS 278 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:07,280 FROM KITCHEN: How long for those, mate? 279 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,920 CHATTER CONTINUES FROM KITCHEN 280 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:16,320 HE SNIFFS 281 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,960 HE COUGHS 282 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:24,320 Which one are you waiting on? Er... 283 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:41,040 LOUD CLATTER 284 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,920 Chef? 285 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,560 Chef? 286 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:51,520 Chef? Johnny? 287 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:53,920 PANICKED CHATTER 288 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:56,120 Call an ambulance. 289 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:57,920 Call an ambulance, mate! 290 00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,640 Johnny! 291 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,160 Hello, hello. Can I have 292 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,560 an ambulance, please? Give him space now. 293 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:07,520 He's...shaking? Shaking. Yeah. 294 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,640 He's still breathing and he's shaking! 295 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:13,320 Johnny, mate, you're all right now. We're in a restaurant. 296 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,840 Fucking hell! We're in a restaurant. Yeah. 297 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:18,280 How long are you going to be, please? Johnny... 298 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:21,880 Johnny, come on, pal. Come on. How long are you going to be? Come on... 299 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:24,640 PANICKED CHATTER 300 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:27,440 Oh, God! He just started shaking on the floor! Johnny! 301 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,840 # I'm going to sing 302 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,080 # I'm going to dance 303 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,440 # I'm going to give 304 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:41,520 # Another chance 305 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:45,840 # To all the things I never did 306 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:48,880 # I'll do again 307 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,840 # I'm going to run 308 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,960 # I'm going to fly 309 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:59,560 # I'm going straight up to the sky 310 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,800 # And all the things 311 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,920 # I could not see 312 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:07,160 # I'll see again 313 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:13,080 # In dreams, I walk 314 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:16,480 # Beside of you 315 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:24,200 # Hope and praying you see 316 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:31,040 # To force your hand 317 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:34,440 # Come fly with me 318 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:40,480 # May all that I am 319 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:44,640 # Be yours 320 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:46,680 # I'm going to sing 321 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:49,000 # I'm going to dance 322 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,280 # I'm going to give 323 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,520 # Another chance 324 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:55,720 # To all the things 325 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,880 # I never did 326 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,840 # I'll do again 327 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,720 # To catch a glimpse 328 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:09,120 # Of all your flair, your perfect lips 329 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,560 # Your subtle stare 330 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,680 # I'm breathing in 331 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,760 # I'm breathing out 332 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:19,480 # I'm unprepared 333 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:25,000 # In dreams, I walk 334 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,840 # Beside of you 335 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:34,040 # And hope and pray 336 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:38,680 # You see 337 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:42,800 # To force your hand 338 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:46,080 # Come fly with me 339 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:52,200 # May all that I am 340 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:56,160 # Be yours 341 00:20:56,160 --> 00:21:00,600 # I'm sure we'll make 342 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:05,240 # Some big mistakes 343 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:07,640 # But sure 344 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:14,320 # It all leads to now 345 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,440 # But sure 346 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:23,480 # It all leads to now 347 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,440 # I'm going to sing 348 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,680 # I'm going to dance 349 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:32,080 # I'm going to give another chance 350 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:36,640 # To all the things I never did 351 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,880 # I'll do again. #