1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:10,000 This film contains some strong language and adult humour 2 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,960 This is how it started. 3 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:59,160 Four best friends and a book. 4 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:01,400 Vivian was the one who had the idea. 5 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:04,600 She'd seen it in a magazine, and it was that very first book 6 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:07,080 that gave her a lifelong philosophy. 7 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:10,120 You know what I find sexiest about you? 8 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:14,080 Do tell. You don't need me. I don't need anyone. 9 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:16,480 It's the secret to my success. 10 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:18,960 And successful she was. 11 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:23,080 The hotel we were standing in front of, hah, she owns. 12 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:27,480 And ten years later, she tore it down and built a new one. 13 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:30,080 Good morning, Miss O'Donnell. 14 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:34,480 Uh-huh. 15 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:37,120 Yeah, I'll call you back. 16 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:42,000 Slim? 17 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:45,720 This is Arthur. The first time they had sex was on a mix board. 18 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:47,680 They were madly in love. 19 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:52,560 He proposed. She said no. He left town. 20 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:55,960 My, oh, my. Arthur Riley. 21 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:58,880 What's it been, 40 years? 22 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:00,920 That's impossible. That would mean I was only six. 23 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:03,520 Still a wiseass, huh? 24 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:05,640 Old habits die hard. 25 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:08,560 I got to get back to this meeting, but, uh, are you going to be in town 26 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:12,200 for a while? I would hope so. I do live here. 27 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:15,280 I'll find you. It's good to see you, Slim. 28 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:19,080 Now, Sharon was Vivian's roommate 29 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:20,600 as an undergrad at Stanford. 30 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:25,160 Then she went to law school. Of the 301 people in her graduating class, 31 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,800 62 were women. 32 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:31,360 Of the 62, one became a federal judge. 33 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:38,920 He's on the phone now? 34 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:42,080 Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to take a five-minute recess. 35 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,160 All rise. 36 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:47,440 This court will stand in recess for five minutes. 37 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:50,680 No, no, no. You're never interrupting. 38 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:52,720 How is Hawaii? 39 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:55,320 You got en...engaged? 40 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:57,520 Why? I mean, wow! 41 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:00,600 I didn't mean why, I meant wow. Wow. 42 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:03,240 Well, if I sound judgmental, that... 43 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:05,400 ..that's a professional hazard. 44 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:07,320 Who's Cheryl? 45 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:12,200 Oh, I didn't know your father was seeing someone. 46 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,360 Good for him. 47 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:17,920 And you. Good for both... Congratulations all around. Yeah. 48 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:22,120 In 1985, Sharon married Tom because he made her laugh. 49 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:26,240 By 1999, she was no longer laughing. And the final straw came 50 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:29,040 when Tom asked her what Don Quix-ote was about. 51 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:32,360 The marriage ended and Sharon bought a cat. 52 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:34,720 Carol put herself through culinary school, 53 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:36,840 working as a waitress at a diner. 54 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:45,200 She had two goals in life. One, to own and operate her own restaurant. 55 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:49,320 And two, to marry the man of her dreams, Bruce Colby. 56 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:52,720 Since the moment they met, they've not been able to keep their hands 57 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:55,400 off each other. Ooh! 58 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:57,640 Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. 59 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:04,720 Dance lessons. Oh! Yeah. Wow. Yes. 60 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:07,560 Because the No Kid Hungry fundraiser is a talent show this year, 61 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:10,600 and I signed us up. 62 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,600 To be in the talent show? Yes! 63 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,920 Yes, I thought it was something fun we could do together 64 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:16,520 now that you're retired. 65 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:18,520 This is gorgeous! 66 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:23,120 Oh! Eargasms! 67 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,240 Yeah, I got us both a pair. 68 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:28,160 Multiple Eargasms. Who does not love that? 69 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:32,080 Well, no, it's so you can watch TV in bed without disturbing me, 70 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:35,240 and my snoring won't keep you awake. 71 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:36,760 Huh? That's very thoughtful. 72 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:41,080 What do you say we get home and... 73 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:43,120 I say yes. Yay. 74 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:45,800 BRUCE SNORES 75 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:48,080 HE SNORES LOUDER 76 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,640 And then there's me. 77 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:51,880 I didn't know what my path was going to be, 78 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:54,800 and then it hit me, with a wave of nausea, 79 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:57,320 because of this guy Harry Whittaker. 80 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:59,240 We got married, and I became a... 81 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:01,160 WOMEN: Mom! What? 82 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:02,480 Stop already. 83 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:05,320 What? No! I just need to clear the caulk. 84 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:07,880 Clear the caulk? Yes. 85 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:10,520 There's a cute little ladybug trying to get out the window. 86 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:13,160 OK, someone's been watching way too much HGTV. 87 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,000 Hmm? Mom, put the screwdriver down. 88 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:18,520 What? Mom... Uh-huh? 89 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:19,880 We've been talking. Yes. 90 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:21,720 We want to move you to Arizona. 91 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:24,160 Move me? Yeah. Oh, my God. What am I, cattle? 92 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:26,280 These are our two daughters. 93 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:27,680 Harry is an accountant. 94 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:30,760 Well, he was an accountant. 95 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:32,400 Your house is falling apart, 96 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,200 and you don't have Dad to fix it. 97 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,640 I know, but my friends, they live here. 98 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:39,520 And your family lives there. 99 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:40,840 We just want you close to us, Mom. 100 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,000 No, but... 101 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,920 Feel it out for the weekend. If not for you, for us, please. 102 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:46,760 It's what Dad would've wanted. All right. 103 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:50,840 Well, it's been over 40 years and, through it all, every month, 104 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:53,520 we still get together for... 105 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,000 CORK POPS 106 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,480 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Arthur as in Arthur? 107 00:05:57,480 --> 00:06:00,280 Oh, no, wait a minute. Are you talking about - Oh! - 108 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:01,960 radio-station-sex Arthur? 109 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:04,440 Yes! Proposed-with-a-milkshake Arthur? 110 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:07,040 That Arthur. And he's staying at the hotel. 111 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:09,240 Does he not hate you, though? He's got to. 112 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:10,920 No. That was 40 years ago! 113 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:12,240 Yeah, but still. 114 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:13,640 Oh! There she is. 115 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:18,000 My son is engaged, and my husband is in Maui 116 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,920 with a tartlet named Cheryl. 117 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:22,680 Oh... I need a drink. 118 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:24,160 Your husband? 119 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:26,920 You can't possibly still care about what Tom is doing. 120 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,360 I don't care. 121 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:30,200 But the guy gets seasick in a swimming pool. 122 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:32,680 I mean, what the hell is he doing in Maui? 123 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:34,800 Sounds like he's doing Cheryl in Maui. 124 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,520 Oh, please. 125 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,520 LAUGHTER 126 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:38,920 Who gets involved in a relationship at 67? 127 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:40,600 I mean, what is the point? 128 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:43,760 The point is to get laid. It's always the point. 129 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:45,240 Don't make me sick. 130 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:47,120 Who still says "get laid"? 131 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:48,640 Who still has any interest? 132 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:51,840 No, no, no. I am not gonna let us become those people. 133 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:53,840 What people are you talking about? You know what people. 134 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:56,400 The people who stop living before they stop living. 135 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:58,280 Ah. I haven't had sex since my divorce, 136 00:06:58,280 --> 00:07:01,240 and it's been the happiest 18 years of my life. 137 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:04,680 What?! That must be some kind of record. 138 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:07,680 I mean, what even happens to a vagina after 18 years? 139 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:10,320 I think Werner Herzog did a documentary on that. 140 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:12,640 Yeah. It's called The Cave of Forgotten Dreams. 141 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:15,440 OK! Will you stop it? 142 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:17,800 Moving on, let's talk about the book. 143 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:20,120 Oh, God. The hiking book, really? 144 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:22,120 Come on! I liked it! 145 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:25,400 It's such a remarkable undertaking. Can you imagine? 146 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:29,160 No, I cannot. I don't even like walking to my mailbox. 147 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:31,280 It's just an amazing story. 148 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:34,000 I mean, so many layers. I wouldn't even know how to break it down. 149 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,480 I'll break it down for you. 150 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:37,400 She hikes, she lost her boot, she did heroin. 151 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:38,800 Did you only read the back cover? 152 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:40,480 VIVIAN GULPS 153 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:40,480 I wish. 154 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:41,880 I kept wanting to shout at her, 155 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:44,840 "Oh, wait ten years, honey. Dry shampoo is coming." 156 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,800 If you would ever connect with something 157 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,400 on a more emotional level... 158 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,800 Emotional connection is highly overrated. 159 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:54,080 You have not had an emotional connection for 40 years. 160 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:56,280 Wow, that must be some type of record. 161 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:58,600 Yeah, but what happens to emotions after 40 years? 162 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:01,440 OK, OK, are you guys having fun? 163 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,640 Oh, come on. You know we love you. 164 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:05,280 Maybe it's time you did take a hike 165 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:07,560 and try to reconnect with your own true self. 166 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:09,120 I'll buy you a backpack. 167 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:11,320 I'll tell you how to reconnect with your own true self, 168 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:14,400 and it ain't by walking alone through the desert. 169 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:18,920 I would like to introduce you to Christian Grey. 170 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:20,480 Oh... 171 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:21,720 Oh, no. 172 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:23,520 What? It was a bestseller made into a movie. 173 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:25,800 And that is our theme this year. Oh, wow. 174 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,360 We are not reading this. 175 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:28,600 It's my month! 176 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:30,760 When it's your month, you can choose whatever boring, 177 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,200 depressing book you want. 178 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:34,480 I'm not sure this qualifies as a book. 179 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:36,520 Well, 50 million people can't be wrong. 180 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:39,240 To-to even be holding this book is embarrassing. 181 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:40,880 Who's judging you, your cat? 182 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:43,320 I do like the idea of a romance. 183 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:45,320 We are too old! 184 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:48,040 But it says right here, "for mature audiences." 185 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:50,120 Yeah, that certainly sounds like us. 186 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:54,200 We started this book club to stimulate our minds. 187 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,000 Well, from what I hear, this book is quite stimulating. 188 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,320 Oh, God. 189 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:00,200 So, come on! 190 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:02,720 Let's toast to our new book. All right. 191 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:04,760 Oh, good. Drink up. Hoist that glass. 192 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,720 Yeah. Happy reading, ladies! 193 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:26,240 Oh, my... Oh, I didn't... 194 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,360 I'm really so terribly... 195 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:29,720 I'm so sorry. 196 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:32,560 SHE LAUGHS SOFTLY 197 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:34,640 You need some help? I'm sorry. No, I'm fine. 198 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:37,120 I really didn't mean to disturb you. 199 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:39,080 Too late. I know, I know. 200 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:42,160 Oh, woo. 201 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:44,400 It's just so humiliating. 202 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:46,960 Are you OK? I'm... 203 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:49,600 I'm really scared of flying. You shouldn't be. 204 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:53,640 Oh, yeah, well, I won't be once these... 205 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:55,320 kick into my bloodstream. 206 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:57,080 The safest way to travel. 207 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:59,280 Want to know why you think that? Why? 208 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:02,480 Because you never really met anybody who's been in a plane crash, 209 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:04,000 and you want to know why? Why? 210 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,160 Because they're all dead. 211 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:10,320 I think those pills are affecting you already. 212 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:12,360 CHUCKLING: I think so. Oh, my God. 213 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:13,920 What takes you to Arizona? 214 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:15,840 Oh, my... 215 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:17,640 My daughters live there. Mm. 216 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:19,040 Well, that should be fun. 217 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:20,880 Not exactly. 218 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:23,400 They're kind of forcing me to go. Why? 219 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:24,880 SHE EXHALES SHARPLY Well... 220 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:30,120 My husband, he died last year, so... 221 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:32,040 Plane crash? 222 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:34,880 LAUGHING: Oh! You didn't say that. 223 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:37,040 Sorry, that was a bad joke. That's OK. 224 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,720 No, really, I'm sorry for your loss. I'm sorry, too. No, well... 225 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:41,640 Thank you, that's sweet. Thank you so much. 226 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,400 Yeah... 227 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,400 LOUD THUMP 228 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:45,440 Oh! WOMAN: Hey! 229 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:47,320 SHE SHRIEKS HE GROANS 230 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:49,280 Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, my God. 231 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:51,760 Oh, this is terrible. 232 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:53,120 Wow. I'm so... 233 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:56,560 That was the jet bridge and we're still on the ground. 234 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:58,080 We're still on...? Yeah. 235 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:00,880 I'm so terribly sorry. 236 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:03,520 SHE GROANS 237 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:05,480 I'm quite all right. OK. 238 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:07,760 Anything I can do to make your flight more comfortable. 239 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:09,640 I appreciate that. Thank you so much. 240 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:18,560 Oh, Jesus. 241 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:29,240 Oh, wow. 242 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,920 Oh. 243 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:42,040 OK. 244 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,560 WHISPERS: Give me a break, OK? 245 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,720 VIVIAN: Oh... 246 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:51,200 SHE MOANS 247 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:53,520 Oh, my God, yes. 248 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,760 You know, I was wondering. Huh? 249 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,520 That must have been one heck of a book you were reading. 250 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:03,160 May I ask what it was? 251 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:05,360 Moby Dick. That's what it was. Moby Dick? 252 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:07,000 Uh-huh. Melville. 253 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:11,120 I didn't realise that Christian Grey had a nickname. 254 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:12,480 SHE LAUGHS 255 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:14,760 Er... Enjoy Arizona. Yeah, sure, of course. 256 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:16,160 Not a problem. 257 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:28,600 INTERCOM: Miss O'Donnell, I have an Arthur Riley for you. 258 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,760 Is that so? 259 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:32,880 Take a message. 260 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:35,760 Take a message? Really? 261 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:37,520 Oh... 262 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:38,800 I didn't realise that... 263 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,760 SHE CLEARS THROAT 264 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,760 ..that you were here. 265 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,680 We just saw each other in the lobby two days ago. 266 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:46,840 Pity. They say the memory is the second thing to go. 267 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,480 What's the first thing to go? 268 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:51,880 Can't remember. 269 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:54,760 I'm impressed. 270 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:56,840 How did you find me? Google. 271 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:59,280 Google? Yeah. It's a service on the computer. 272 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:00,680 Yeah, I know Google. 273 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,640 Oh, well, I'm younger than you, so I didn't know... 274 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:05,000 Oh, cute. 275 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,120 Cute. 276 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:07,640 What do you say? 277 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:09,320 May a gentleman buy you a cup of coffee? 278 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,040 Well, a gentleman certainly may. 279 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:13,400 Do you know of one? 280 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:17,000 It was the mid-'80s. 281 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,080 I became obsessed with risk management. 282 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:22,080 You obsessed with work? 283 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,160 SHE CHUCKLES 284 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,160 That's crazy. 285 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,320 I know, right? Shocking! 286 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:29,720 I could see the system was set up for trouble. 287 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,040 Of course, none of the men in my firm believed me. 288 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:35,520 Well, men can be a little slow on the uptake. 289 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:37,800 Bad for them, good for me. 290 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,000 And, um... 291 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:43,880 you never picked up a husband along the way? 292 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,760 No! 293 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:48,600 Like I said, I'm way too good... 294 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,280 at forecasting risk. 295 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:52,880 I figure, by now, I've saved myself a lot of money in legal fees. 296 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:55,440 True dat. 297 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:58,240 How about you? Is there a Mrs Riley? 298 00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:59,840 Oh, yes. 299 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,600 The good Mrs Riley is back on the East Coast, 300 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:05,880 having absconded with my last name, my dog, 301 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:08,080 and my co-op on the park. 302 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,400 What did you do wrong? 303 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,680 Well, let's just say 304 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:13,440 I was a little less good at assessing risk. 305 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:28,920 Whoa! Tom, talk about false advertising. 306 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:31,280 FANFARE PLAYS ON SPEAKER 307 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:38,760 WHISPERS: Whoa! 308 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,000 Jesus. 309 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,720 WOMAN'S VOICE: Join Tom and Cheryl and millions of others 310 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:46,960 who found love on Bumble. 311 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:51,200 Join Tom and Cheryl as they copulate in a coconut tree. 312 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,880 Judge Meyers? Yes? 313 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:55,360 Hi. It's 12:15. 314 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:59,600 Well, I really have to stay with this, so, um... 315 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,200 If you could just tell them that 316 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,480 we have to move it to next week, please. 317 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:03,600 Of course, yeah. 318 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:06,480 Rev up your love life with these tips from Bumb... 319 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:08,960 Make love happen now and change your li... 320 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:10,640 Do you need anything else, Your Honour? 321 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,920 A man of your dreams is just a click away. 322 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:15,080 No, I don't. I'm fine, thank you. Yep. 323 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:18,000 DOOR CLICKS SHUT 324 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,520 Here you go. 325 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:20,760 Make a wish. 326 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,640 What are you doing? 327 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,760 I made a wish. What did you wish for? 328 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,560 I always wish for the same thing - a healthy planet. 329 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,920 That's not your wish. 330 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:34,280 That's not even a wish! 331 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:37,000 Wishes have to be personal, not global. 332 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,200 Since when? Since for ever. 333 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,560 HE SIGHS 334 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,720 And, secondly, you can't tell anybody your wish. 335 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:46,040 Otherwise it negates the whole thing. 336 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,520 No, God, you're not gonna go in there. Don't do that. 337 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:50,000 Well, somebody has to. 338 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,640 You made an improper wish 339 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:54,200 and you've jeopardised the entire planet. 340 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,200 Oh, God, you are insane. 341 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,680 You are insane! Don't go in! 342 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,000 Oh... 343 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,200 I have no choice here. 344 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,880 You're obviously the type of person 345 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:04,440 who's too delicate to go in after her own penny. 346 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:05,960 Oh, you think I'm delicate? 347 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:08,920 SHE SHRIEKS 348 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:10,360 See? Delicate. 349 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,960 You know, what you're reading as delicate is this. 350 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:15,560 It's this bracelet that costs as much as a car! 351 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,040 Let's see that bracelet. 352 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:18,760 Oh, no! Not my phone! Oh, dear! 353 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,160 Oh, dear. No, no. Oh, boy, 354 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:22,000 now you have done it. 355 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,280 Oh, what do you mean? 356 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,760 God, it's scary how addicted you kids are to your phone. 357 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,200 Oh! No, give it to me! Oh, no, you don't. 358 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,560 Hold on one second here! 359 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:31,080 LAUGHING: I've never seen... 360 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,960 You know, I think you might need to talk to someone about this. 361 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,480 I see why you lost your co-op on the park. 362 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,200 I hope that's waterproof. Oh, no. 363 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,440 SHE SQUEALS 364 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,240 WHISTLE BLOWS 365 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,960 No bathing in the fountain. OK! 366 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,320 But, technically, we're not bathing. 367 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:52,400 Arthur... And she started it. 368 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,680 He doesn't care who started it! WHISPERS: It was him. 369 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,360 Out. All right. 370 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:57,440 Oh! 371 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:58,680 Ah, wait a minute. 372 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,640 I found it. Oh, that's so great. 373 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:05,240 HE LAUGHS 374 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:05,240 Oh! Did you see that? 375 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,840 Would you mind just taking a photo? 376 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,280 SIGHING: I hate my life. 377 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:16,800 It might take a little bit of time, 378 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:19,040 but you're gonna love it here in Arizona. 379 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:20,320 I don't... Let's face it, 380 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,480 you being here makes more sense for all of us. 381 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:25,360 We can't jump on a plane every time something happens to you. 382 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:27,280 What are you talking about, "happens to me"? 383 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,200 You could slip and fall at any moment. 384 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,120 I don't want to overstate the dangers 385 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,680 for a woman your age living alone, 386 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:35,920 but I did research online, and it's pretty alarming. 387 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:38,320 But you do know, I mean, I'm really not that old. 388 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:41,000 Well, no, you're not, Mom, but neither was Dad. 389 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,560 I know, honey, I know. 390 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:43,800 I need a coffee. 391 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,920 Well, the good coffee is all the way upstairs. 392 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,680 Mom, why don't you wait down here? Wait down here? Sure. 393 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:51,080 God forbid, I can't go up an escalator at my age. 394 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:53,600 But hurry back. I could slip and fall at any moment. 395 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,120 Just sit there, Mommy. Ooh! 396 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,400 I'll get you a chamomile? 397 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,000 Yeah, thanks. 398 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,920 Be careful! Uh-huh. 399 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,680 They brought the kids to see you? Yeah. 400 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,080 That's good. 401 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,040 Oh, God, what? 402 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,040 PHONE RINGS 403 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,320 Hello. Have you ever been spanked? 404 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,440 What?! As an adult, sexually. 405 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:18,200 I mean, is this what people are doing? 406 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,880 Carol, it's Diane. You dialled the wrong number. 407 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,680 No. Have you not read the book? 408 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:24,840 Yes, yes, I've read it. Of course I have. 409 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,600 And? I don't know who her lawyer is, 410 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,680 but she should not have signed that contract. 411 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,600 Look, clearly, we have things to discuss. 412 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,560 I'm gonna call an emergency book club. 413 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:34,880 That means you got to get back here, pronto. 414 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,080 I'd come back for an emergency colonoscopy, 415 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,360 but it's just a little bit more complicated here. 416 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:42,120 Oh, God. How is life in Scottsdale? 417 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,960 Well, I don't know. I feel like I'm... 418 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,800 SNORING 419 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,800 ..in an episode of 420 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,440 The Walking Dead. 421 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:51,040 Wait a second, you sound out of breath. Where are you? 422 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:54,560 I'm going to a...a dance rehearsal and I'm late. 423 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,440 You're late? You're never late. I know! 424 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:59,000 This book has got me in a total tizzy. Just get back here. 425 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,320 I'll get back there. Bye. 426 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,560 SHE SIGHS 427 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,080 Wow. Chin up. 428 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,280 LATIN MUSIC PLAYS 429 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:10,880 And one, two, three, go, two, three. 430 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:14,080 One, two, three. One, two, three... Wait. 431 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,240 Stop! 432 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:16,400 MUSIC STOPS 433 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,920 Stop, stop, stop! 434 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,440 Honey, I think we were supposed to go this way. 435 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,520 To the left. Right. 436 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:25,720 Which is what I did. His left. 437 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:26,960 This way. 438 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:30,040 Back, two, three, side, two, three. 439 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:32,600 OK, I got it. I was wrong. 440 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,120 I was wrong, you were right. 441 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,440 My little Fred Astaire, 442 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,240 I will follow you wherever you want to go. 443 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:39,640 How about lunch? STERNLY: We start again. 444 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,080 You know what? I'm wondering, 445 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,880 do you think it would be possible for us 446 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,280 to just skip straight to our choreography? 447 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:49,680 We must first learn...to dance! 448 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,360 Right. I know. 449 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:54,080 But I sort of do know how to dance. Come on, I do. 450 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,800 I still remember the whole tap dance 451 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,840 to Red, Red Robin Goes Bob, Bob, Bobbin' Along 452 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,640 that I did when I was six. 453 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,400 It's like savant-ish. 454 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,760 IN HUNGARIAN: Sounds like you peaked early. 455 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:05,960 What? 456 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,400 What did she say? You're asking me? 457 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:12,760 So, what is going on with little Ginsburg here? 458 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:16,960 Well, she's not herself lately. 459 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,960 She...she has no energy. 460 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:22,480 She's really lost the spark of life. 461 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,080 She's just kind of blah. 462 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:27,080 It sounds like we have a lethargic pussy on our hands. 463 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,600 Seriously? 464 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,440 Have there been any changes at home? 465 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,400 Any new people or pets moving in or out? 466 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,320 LAUGHING: At home? Oh, God, no. 467 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,320 There hasn't been a change at home for ever. 468 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,720 And what about diet? 469 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:41,400 I've tried a few, but I like to eat. 470 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:44,400 So whatever weight I take off, I put right back on, 471 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,560 so it's, uh, useless. 472 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:48,400 You're talking about the cat. 473 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,920 I am a veterinarian. 474 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,200 I knew that. 475 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,840 CABIN CREW: Would the passenger in seat 17D 476 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,920 please report to the cockpit? 477 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,200 I repeat, the passenger in seat 17D, 478 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,280 please report to the cockpit. Thank you. 479 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,680 Oh. Hi. 480 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:11,440 I just need a little bit more information from you. 481 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,320 Oh! Oh. 482 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:16,200 Um, we need phone numbers, home and cell. 483 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,480 And cell... 484 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:20,080 Also, a current home address. 485 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,600 What, really? Mm-hm. 486 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:23,960 Oh, OK. 487 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:27,720 Also, an email and whatever nights you are typically free. 488 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,400 You... 489 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,400 DOOR CLICKS OPEN 490 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:30,600 You've got to be kidding me. 491 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,960 Pilots, we never kid about things like this. 492 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,880 LAUGHING: No! 493 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,200 Wait, I don't understand. 494 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,280 What are you doing here? Flying the plane, I think. 495 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,480 So, you're a pilot? 496 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,080 I think so. They gave me the hat. 497 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,520 Oh, my God. 498 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:46,600 Thank you. 499 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:51,280 This is how you ask someone for their number? 500 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,400 Not usually, but you are very special. 501 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,880 Uh-huh. 502 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,240 So, can I take you to dinner? 503 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:57,760 ALARM BEEPS 504 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:57,760 Oh, my God! 505 00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:58,960 What's going on here? 506 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:00,600 I think what I'm doing is asking you to dinner. 507 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:03,200 But what is the beeping? It's an alarm. 508 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,000 Yeah, but what does that actually mean? 509 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,960 Usually, an alarm means that there's something wrong. 510 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,280 Well, then, go fix it! I mean... 511 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,600 I can't, I'm in the middle of something. 512 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:12,200 Let's just cut this short. Do something, OK? Just do something. 513 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,240 I can't really do anything until we figure this dinner thing out. 514 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:19,040 OK, fine! Now, what the hell? Just get the hell back in there! 515 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:20,400 HE CHUCKLES 516 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,680 ALARM CONTINUES 517 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,680 OK, here's the alarm. 518 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,160 ALARM STOPS 519 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,680 I will call you. 520 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,520 Oh, God. 521 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:35,200 Oh, this book! I mean, the things Christian does to her! 522 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,760 My God! It's absurd. 523 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:41,560 I could have put him in jail for any one of those things. 524 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,400 But she sure was having fun. 525 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,720 Yes, she was. 526 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:47,640 It's not like we don't have fun. 527 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,800 No, but it's a different kind of fun. 528 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,240 Very different. Like this. 529 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,720 This is fun. For sure. 530 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:57,040 I just can't stop thinking about when he snuck her off 531 00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:00,200 and he gave it to her right there in the boathouse, you know? 532 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,000 Oh, the boathouse. Yeah. 533 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000 Do you think anyone our age still goes... 534 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,720 Hi, beautiful friends! 535 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:08,360 Yeah, I think some people do. 536 00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:10,800 Uh, let me guess. You saw Arthur again. 537 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:13,400 I did, I did. We had coffee. 538 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,920 And you slept with him. 539 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,360 Oh, God, no! 540 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:20,160 Although I have to admit, he's still very charming and fun. 541 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:23,480 So you find him charming and fun, but you didn't sleep with him. 542 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:24,920 Exactly. 543 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,920 I don't sleep with people I like. You know that. 544 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,160 I gave that up in the '90s. 545 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,760 You make no sense. 546 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,240 I make perfect sense. 547 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:35,720 Now, now, now, now, tell me what is going on. 548 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:37,600 And tell me everything. You are too happy. 549 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:40,120 I don't like this. Whoo! OK. 550 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:41,960 Best book ever! Yes! 551 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:43,520 What is going on? 552 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:45,160 Oh, yeah. No, wait. 553 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,080 Imagine this, OK? 554 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,520 Um, so, me sitting on a plane, 555 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,760 uh, you know, reading our little book... 556 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:55,720 and, well, this, um, devilishly handsome man... 557 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,640 Oh, my God, is this going where I hope it is? 558 00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:01,000 Yes, yes, it is. You know what he did? He asked me out to dinner. 559 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,360 Well, that's not exactly... 560 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:04,960 Oh, sh! You met a man on an airplane? 561 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,040 Yeah, and guess what? A pilot! 562 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,400 THEY LAUGH 563 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,000 Love a man in uniform. 564 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,680 Your husband just died! 565 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:14,880 Harry. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Oh, he was... 566 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,320 Oh... He was such a good man. 567 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,440 I always thought that was the best thing that ever happened to you. 568 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,000 Harry dying was the best thing that ever happened to her? 569 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,480 Yeah, cos now she can have sex 570 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:24,120 with somebody who's not an accountant. 571 00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,720 Wait a minute. Are you crazy? 572 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,360 Sex? Just forget about it. 573 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:29,280 I don't even remember how to have sex. No way! 574 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:30,680 Don't worry, it'll all come back. 575 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,640 It's just like riding a bicycle. 576 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:35,480 Except, instead of riding a bicycle, you have sex with a man. 577 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,880 Note to self - watch Carol ride a bicycle someday. 578 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,760 If you need a refresher, 579 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,400 I know somebody who sure does know how to have sex. 580 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,360 I don't know what that is, but I'll tell you one thing - 581 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:46,840 it's definitely not sex, OK? 582 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,440 No, you're right, that's not sex. 583 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,440 That's crazy, hot sex. 584 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:53,240 Can we please stop saying "sex"? 585 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,120 What do you prefer, make love? 586 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,720 "I don't make love. I f..." 587 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,720 SHARON COUGHS 588 00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,200 "..hard." 589 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,840 That's what he said. Oh, my. Ooh! 590 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,800 You've completely lost it. 591 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,600 No, I think she's found it. Yeah. 592 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,360 She's found it. Handcuffed in the red room, right? 593 00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:10,200 SHE IMITATES WHIP CRACKING 594 00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:10,200 The whip. 595 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:11,440 The red room. 596 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,600 Bruce must be having such fun with all this. 597 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,080 Oh, yes, such fun, actually. 598 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,240 Yeah. 599 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:18,760 What is that? 600 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:21,440 CAROL GROANS This book made me realise that 601 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:24,880 it's been quite a while since we... You know? 602 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,800 As in...as in weeks? 603 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,080 Mm, like, maybe six. 604 00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:30,800 Six weeks? Months. 605 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,800 Oh, God, I thought you guys were like rabbits. 606 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,600 We are, if rabbits took a ton of Benadryl 607 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,280 and made a chastity pact. 608 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,200 Oh, my God, we have to put a stop to this. 609 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,480 Oh, come on. 610 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:42,480 I mean, if women our age were meant to have sex, 611 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:44,600 God wouldn't do what he does to our bodies. 612 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,680 Whoa! Well, speak for yourself. 613 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,400 That was not God. That was Dr Nazarian. 614 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,320 SHE LAUGHS 615 00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:53,040 He did a good job. 616 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,120 Hey, everyone. 617 00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:55,600 THEY GASP 618 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:57,720 Oh! Hey! What's the topic this month? 619 00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,080 Wha... 620 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,400 Moby Dick. 621 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,880 Oh, yeah, sounds like fun. 622 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,840 Carol? What? 623 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,280 You are not gonna believe what I pulled out of the garage. 624 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:08,920 My old motorcycle. 625 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:12,400 That poor thing hasn't been ridden in ages! 626 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,040 Poor thing. Oh, there's a little sag in the cables. 627 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,200 She's still got a gorgeous chassis. 628 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,680 You know, I was thinking maybe I could lube her up 629 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,920 and get that old gal riding again. 630 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,840 Yeah, yeah, good idea. That's good. 631 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:27,040 Give her undercarriage a good buff and slap a little wax on her saddle. 632 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:28,640 DIANE SUPPRESSES LAUGHTER 633 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,480 Well, I hope he uses protection. 634 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:31,840 Shut up. 635 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,360 Moby Dick?! 636 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:34,840 What was that? I don't know. 637 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,800 I don't know why my mind keeps going there. 638 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:40,080 It's like, duh. Ladies, this book is a wake-up call. 639 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,720 I don't care what society says about women our age. 640 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:45,440 Sex must not be taken off the table. 641 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,880 Hold on. I mean, we are four smart, successful women. 642 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,240 I don't need a man. 643 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,600 Well, I know. You've proved that for 18 years. 644 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:53,920 Touche. 645 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,720 No, my point is, the choice should be ours. 646 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,840 Speaking of which, we are doubling down. 647 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,480 How about this for a choice? 648 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,480 SHE LAUGHS 649 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:05,560 Oh! Thank God it's a trilogy. My God! 650 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,320 Especially for you, Sharon. Thank you so much. 651 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,040 Oh, thank you. Thank you. Ladies... 652 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:11,840 What? Ladies... Yes? 653 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:12,960 Yes? 654 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:16,480 We shall not go gentle into that goodnight. 655 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,640 DIANE LAUGHS 656 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:22,000 So, let's lube up those bikes and get riding again! 657 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,040 THEY HOWL 658 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:29,000 "I groan and tilt my pelvis involuntarily against him, 659 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,680 "finding a delicious..." 660 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:33,120 SHE LAUGHS 661 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:35,920 "..a delicious friction..." 662 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,600 Oh, this is really something. 663 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:41,880 "..against the seam of his fly and his growing erection." 664 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:43,960 PHONE RINGS 665 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,520 Oh, dear. 666 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,120 Oh, my God, OK, OK. 667 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:50,680 Hello? ADRIANNE: Hey, are you OK? 668 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,360 You were supposed to call me after dinner. 669 00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:54,920 Yeah, I'm fine, Honey. I just finished. 670 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:56,120 Did you eat alone? 671 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:58,720 Yes, alone. 672 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,720 God, it's all so sad. 673 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,120 Yeah. 674 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:04,560 OK, but anyway, thanks for checking in, 675 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:06,560 and I really should get to bed. 676 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:09,000 Remember, we can put you in the basement whenever you're ready. 677 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,680 OK. 678 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,680 SHE SIGHS 679 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,240 WHISPERS: Whoa. 680 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:16,800 LAUGHING: I mean... 681 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,280 Wow, wow. 682 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,960 PHONE RINGS 683 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,960 Mm. 684 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,400 Hello. 685 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,080 MITCHELL: Is that really how you answer the phone? 686 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,720 All right, who is this? OK, I'm gonna hang up now, 687 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,720 and then I'll call you back and we're gonna try this again. 688 00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:34,000 Oh, my God. 689 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,640 SHE LAUGHS PHONE RINGS 690 00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:36,720 It's over. 691 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:39,200 I mean, I can't do anything right, obviously. OK. 692 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,800 CHIRPILY: Hello there! 693 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,400 Hey, hello there. Much better. 694 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:48,320 Have you had dinner? 695 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,960 Oh, I have, yeah. 696 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,480 How about tomorrow night? 697 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:53,880 Dinner tomorrow night? 698 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,760 Sounds great. Thought you'd never ask. 699 00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,480 What time should I pick you up? 700 00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,920 But I...I really can't, so... 701 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,320 Why can't you? 702 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,080 No, I mean... I mean, of course I can, 703 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,560 but where are you anyway? 704 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,080 I'm in Sedona. 705 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,600 But I'm in... Oh! So, I'm in Santa Monica, so... 706 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,720 I'm aware. I'll pick you up at 6:30. 707 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,960 Well, wait. But you can't just kind of like... 708 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:16,560 Actually, I can. I'll see you tomorrow night. 709 00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,520 LAUGHING: Oh, God. 710 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:22,960 Oh, dear. 711 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:28,080 Oh. Someone make a bad wish? 712 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:31,680 Oh, you should know I rescue wishes all over town. 713 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:34,240 Wanna grab a cup of coffee? 714 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:35,800 Oh, I...I can't today. 715 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:39,840 Well, I'd like to grab a drink sometime. 716 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,840 We have an excellent bar on the mezzanine level. 717 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,280 Oh, you meant with me? 718 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:49,120 You're funny. Oh. 719 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,040 OK, it's a date, then. 720 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:54,360 HE WHISTLES 721 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,040 I love that you have a date! 722 00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,960 Yeah, and it's a first date, 723 00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,880 so it's important that you put on something sexy. 724 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:03,240 Oh... But I don't own anything sexy. 725 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:05,880 Don't listen to her. Just be comfortable. 726 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:07,080 Be yourself. 727 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,400 OK. Well, what about... 728 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,640 Does this... 729 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,160 That's too comfortable. 730 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:13,760 Right. Yeah, no. No. 731 00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:14,800 OK, fine. 732 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,920 I can take that to Goodwill for you. 733 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:18,360 Oh, don't do that to them! 734 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:19,600 Those people have enough trouble. 735 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,680 She always does this. WHISPERS: I know. 736 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,560 She wears these voluminous things to cover that beautiful figure. 737 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:25,880 All the time! 738 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:27,280 What do you think? Oh! Oh! 739 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:28,640 Oh, my God! Yes! It's perfect! 740 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,840 No, it's.... No, you look great! Come on. You look perfect. 741 00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,520 Let me see. I don't want... Let me see. 742 00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:33,800 Oh, my God, you look so good. 743 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,640 No, no... We're gonna unbutton one little button here. 744 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,200 Show off the girls. SHRIEKS: Get off! 745 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:38,960 Let them out! Oh, no, no, no. 746 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,400 This is so ridiculous. 747 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,000 It's so exciting. 748 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,760 Oh, I can't believe how nervous I am. 749 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:46,080 I know! I am, too. Do you even remember your last date? 750 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:47,360 We're talking Nixon era. 751 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:48,720 Wait, is that helping? 752 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,360 No. 753 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,360 DOORBELL RINGS 754 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:52,120 Oh, God. I need a safe word. 755 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:53,360 Come here. Mm-hm. 756 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:54,960 OK, you're gonna be great. Mm-hm. 757 00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:56,440 WHISPERS: You're gonna do great! Yeah. 758 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:57,840 This is gonna be amazing! 759 00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,200 Let's get to the window. 760 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,520 Just act natural. Showtime! 761 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:08,080 Well, hey, you. Oh, good, you're home. 762 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,760 He's wearing jeans. 763 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,040 I love a man in jeans. 764 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:12,720 Let me see! 765 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,080 OK. 766 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,440 He's got a cute tush. 767 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:16,560 Oh, God! 768 00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:18,680 Oh, God. 769 00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:18,680 LAUGHTER 770 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,040 Erm... 771 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,520 Oh! You-You brought me flowers? 772 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:22,600 Here you go. 773 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:25,480 Thank you so much. 774 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:26,720 He brought flowers! 775 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,320 I love a man who brings flowers. 776 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,240 If you don't like them, you have to blame your neighbours. 777 00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:32,440 I picked them from their garden. 778 00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:33,800 You're kidding me. No. 779 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,840 The last time she went on a date, she got pregnant! 780 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,920 VIVIAN: I don't think that's gonna happen this time. 781 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:45,200 He gave up... He gave up on you? 782 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:46,880 I know. That's OK. 783 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:49,640 So, where were we? Oh. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, a bathroom. 784 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:52,040 A public bathroom? It was in a... Like, a public bathroom? 785 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,600 Yeah, like in a park. Whoa. 786 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:55,520 In a park? Well, yes, I was 11. 787 00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:57,320 The setting wasn't the first thing on my mind. 788 00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:59,080 CHUCKLES: No. 789 00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,600 Right. What about you? Me? Oh, I don't remember. Ugh. 790 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,720 Everybody remembers their first kiss. 791 00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,520 How about I tell you about my best kiss? 792 00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,360 Maybe that hasn't happened yet. 793 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,920 Oh, I see. Well. Hmm. 794 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,840 My first kiss. Mm. 795 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:14,720 That'd be the sixth grade and Terry Sanders. 796 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:18,000 Terry Sanders. Uh-huh. Is that a boy or a girl? 797 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000 CHUCKLES: A boy, obviously. 798 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,200 I don't know, you know, so... 799 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,160 Anyway, it was one of those Christmas mixers. 800 00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:25,880 You know, some friends and I, we snuck backstage. 801 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:29,160 And it was dark, and I remember hearing 802 00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,520 the first bluesy notes of At Last - 803 00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:33,120 remember, by Etta James? Mmm. 804 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:36,560 And it came billowing, you know, down through the curtains, 805 00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:38,720 and that is when Terry Sanders... 806 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,200 Mm-hm. ..he came up to me, and he said... 807 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:45,000 It was so sweet! He said, "I think I love you, Dee-Dee." No. 808 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:49,200 Yeah, and then he grabbed my face with both of his hands, 809 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,480 and he was like, I don't know... 810 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:54,880 Maybe he had seen it in some movie or something. 811 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,480 Right, right. But he held my face, and, for a moment, 812 00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:01,080 my mind just went completely blank in the greatest possible way. 813 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,080 Oh, God. I mean, we didn't... 814 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:05,520 We didn't know what we were doing, we just... 815 00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:06,880 Terry knew. 816 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:08,280 Maybe, yeah. 817 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,200 We stood there like that, you know? 818 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:12,800 We just stood there, frozen. 819 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,200 Mmm. 820 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,960 And, you know, I didn't really care. 821 00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:18,080 Because... 822 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:24,680 ..the feeling of his hands on my face... 823 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:29,520 You know what I wish? I wish everyone had a first kiss like that. 824 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:32,840 Yeah. 825 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:34,480 I'm so sorry. 826 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,120 You know, I don't... 827 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:39,720 I don't know why I told you the whole story! 828 00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,440 That was a beautiful... That was a beautiful story. 829 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,040 Thank you. 830 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:45,800 I wish I was kissed by Terry Sanders. 831 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,080 BOTH LAUGH 832 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:49,520 Where is he? Whatever happened to Terry Sanders? 833 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:51,560 I need to track him down. Oh, Terry Sanders... 834 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:53,560 Yeah. No, what actually happened to him 835 00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:55,200 was that he died in a plane crash. 836 00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,520 Wh... He died, yeah. 837 00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:00,920 He just, like, went... Like that. 838 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,280 Plane crash? Yeah. 839 00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:03,760 Mm-hm. 840 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:05,240 No. 841 00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,120 BOTH LAUGH 842 00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,120 I'm sorry. 843 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,240 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 844 00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:10,720 He didn't die in a plane crash. 845 00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:12,360 You've been waiting all this time 846 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,920 just to hit me with a plane crash joke. 847 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,120 I couldn't help it. 848 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,240 Diane can get a man to fly in from another state, 849 00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:22,840 and I can't get my husband to come in from the garage! 850 00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:25,360 Well, you have to give him a good enough reason. 851 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:28,960 Well, since when is sex not a good enough reason for a man? 852 00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,520 Honey, you're not dealing with a man, 853 00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:31,880 you're dealing with an older man. 854 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,200 Different animal. 855 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:34,720 I mean, he's not thinking about sex. 856 00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:37,120 He's conditioned to think that inside means 857 00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,400 changing a light bulb or fixing the toilet. 858 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:43,320 Both of which sound infinitely more satisfying to me. 859 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,680 So, basically, I'm screwed. 860 00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:47,720 Or not screwed, as it were. 861 00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:48,960 He needs a reminder. 862 00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,280 You know, take him back to a time when sex was on his mind. 863 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:53,480 Mmm. Miss O'Donnell? Yeah? 864 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:54,960 This was dropped at the desk for you. 865 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:56,640 Oh, thank you, Runako. You're welcome. 866 00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:57,920 You know, it's Pavlovian. 867 00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,280 Present the right stimulus, 868 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,400 you will not believe how quickly he'll come. 869 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:02,640 Mmm? 870 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:04,440 Must you always be so crass?! 871 00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,680 Look whose mind is in the gutter! 872 00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:08,760 I know! It's because of this book. 873 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,480 The whipping and the flogging. 874 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:13,080 I'm learning things no-one our age should even know about! 875 00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,640 I mean, sex is... Ugh! 876 00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:18,320 Not that a little kissing or petting would kill me, but... 877 00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:19,800 Is that a poncho? 878 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,640 Erm... All right, sharing. 879 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:25,520 "Next time, we should wear protection"? 880 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,440 "Love, Arthur." 881 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:30,000 Uh, you weren't gonna tell us about this. 882 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000 I told you we went out for coffee. 883 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:36,360 Unbelievable! That is not how I go out for coffee. 884 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,760 The entire world is coupling up. 885 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:42,120 You just need to put yourself out there the same way Tom did. 886 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:43,640 Oh, come on. You see her going online? 887 00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:46,680 Ha-ha! I mean, let's not lose all our sense of reality. 888 00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,040 Well, why not? 889 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:50,600 There are plenty of fish in the sea who would adore her. 890 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,040 Yeah, no, I agree. 891 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:54,040 But to catch one, she'd actually have to take out a pole 892 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,960 and make her way down to the water. 893 00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,800 You really don't think I can do it. 894 00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,560 Well, I think you can. I just don't think you will. 895 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:04,320 Then let's drink to me and my pole going online. 896 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,920 Well, yay! Good for you. Yay! 897 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:08,280 Good for you. 898 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:09,800 But you might want to lose the pole. 899 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,040 Yeah. Good call. 900 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:18,720 SHE SIGHS 901 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,840 Life motto? 902 00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,760 I'll give you a life motto. 903 00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:30,520 "No-one with a life has a motto." 904 00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:31,760 SHE CHUCKLES 905 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,440 "Find a mate?" 906 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:38,760 What am I, Lin-Lin the Panda at the San Diego Zoo? 907 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,600 CAMERA CLICKS 908 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,600 No! No, no, no. 909 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,840 Ahh! Stop it! 910 00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,280 Ah! Shit. 911 00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:48,560 CAROL CLEARS THROAT 912 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,800 My old uniform. What do you think? 913 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,240 Well, I feel like I'm in a time machine. 914 00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:57,800 I know. And it still fits! 915 00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,360 Ta-da! 916 00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,360 FABRIC RIPS 917 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:02,760 There's some duct tape on the shelf. 918 00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,840 Oh, you're sweet, but that just makes it easier to... 919 00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:09,320 Oh, you need... You need duct tape. OK. 920 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:13,200 And, uh, give me the zip ties there. 921 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:14,920 Zip ties. 922 00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,920 Are you thinking about tying me up? 923 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:21,000 What? 924 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,800 Nothing. It's just something I was reading about. 925 00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:28,920 Is there anything else I can do for you? 926 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,640 No, I think I'm good, thanks. 927 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:35,560 I just needed more light before I get inside her crankshaft. 928 00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:36,960 Check her out. 929 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,360 Check out...your motorcycle? 930 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:40,640 Yeah. 931 00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:43,760 It sure brings back memories. 932 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,880 Yeah. And she's a lot prettier than I remember. 933 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,880 I wouldn't complain if you want to take me for a ride. 934 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,520 TYRE POPS, AIR HISSES 935 00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:54,840 Rain check? 936 00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:00,120 I-I'm sorry. I talked your ear off. 937 00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:03,320 I'll recover. You will? I wonder. 938 00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:05,440 Just let me know when you're back in Arizona. 939 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:09,880 Oh! Well, actually, I'm... I'm going to be there this weekend. 940 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,520 How inconvenient. 941 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:14,320 How inconvenient, yeah. Anyway... 942 00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:17,520 It was really lovely. Oh, it was really lovely. So... 943 00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,120 Well, goodnight. Have a good night. 944 00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,120 OK, thank you. Thank you. 945 00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,160 SHE GROANS QUIETLY 946 00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,160 Oh, God. 947 00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:26,240 We need to get control of this situation. 948 00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:29,040 I don't want a repeat of what was going on 949 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:30,840 in the evidentiary hearing. 950 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,000 MESSAGE CHIMES 951 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000 Let's turn our phones off, please. 952 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,840 MURMURING 953 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,840 Not mine. 954 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,760 MESSAGE CHIMES Am I the only one hearing this? 955 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,880 I believe it's from over there. 956 00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:43,400 MESSAGE CHIMES 957 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:48,760 Hmm. 958 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:48,760 MESSAGE CHIMES 959 00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,760 Holy shit. 960 00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:58,520 MUSIC: I Believe In Miracles by Hot Chocolate 961 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:03,240 # I believe in miracles 962 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,400 # Where you from? 963 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,000 # You sexy thing 964 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,440 # You sexy thing, you 965 00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,560 # I believe in miracles 966 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:15,040 # Since you came along 967 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:18,560 # You sexy thing... # 968 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,320 Here, Ginsburg, you want to go out? 969 00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:27,560 Go on. Go ahead. 970 00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:30,840 # Where did you come from, baby... # OK, fine. 971 00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,200 Be lethargic. 972 00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,200 CAT MEWLS 973 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,480 # How did you know I needed you? 974 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:40,400 # How did you know I needed you so badly? 975 00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:44,280 # How did you know I'd give my heart gladly? 976 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,400 # I believe in miracles 977 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,560 # Where you from... # Damn you, E L James. 978 00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,840 # You sexy thing You sexy thing, you. # 979 00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:56,400 His name is George and he's probably a serial killer. 980 00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,360 No man is perfect. 981 00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,280 Yeah, well, he's also certainly not normal. 982 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:04,080 I mean, normal people don't go trolling for dates online. 983 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:05,160 You do. 984 00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:06,840 Yeah, I rest my case. 985 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,880 Well, maybe he's your Christian Grey. 986 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,160 He is a bald tax attorney. 987 00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:12,520 OK, maybe not. 988 00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:13,840 But at least you have a date. 989 00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,400 I'm never going to have sex again for the rest of my life. 990 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,320 He might not even have arms! 991 00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:19,640 Hey. What? 992 00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:21,080 These are essential. 993 00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:24,160 They hold you in, smooth everything down. Life-changing. 994 00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,400 I'm going to get them for you. Oh, no. Come here. 995 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:27,560 Ugh. 996 00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:31,480 Well, let's just say things did not go exactly as planned. 997 00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:33,320 You've been married too long. 998 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,560 In the army, when they want to get a soldier's attention, 999 00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:36,960 they just blow on the trumpet. 1000 00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,480 Well, that is precisely what I was attempting. 1001 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:40,720 And the soldier? 1002 00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:42,480 Absent without leave. 1003 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:45,840 In fact, the trumpet never even came out of the barracks. Oh. 1004 00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,720 The commanding officer put a kibosh on the mission, huh? 1005 00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:50,640 Yes. Mission aborted. 1006 00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:50,640 DOOR CLOSES 1007 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,520 Oh, Jesus Christ, enough with the metaphors already. 1008 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,880 SHARON GROANS 1009 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,880 My organs just shifted. 1010 00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:59,280 Well, you're going to be fine. Do scuba breathing. 1011 00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,920 So, OK, give him one of these... 1012 00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,360 Oh! 1013 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,880 ..and the lieutenant will stand at attention. 1014 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,440 Do you think that's the problem? 1015 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,120 Oh, honey, I've been doing field research 1016 00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:10,480 on this demographic a long time. 1017 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,720 He's probably just embarrassed. 1018 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,760 But this is gonna be a game-changer, trust me. 1019 00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,360 THUNK! SHARON GROANS 1020 00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:17,680 You need some help? 1021 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:19,320 I need the jaws of life. 1022 00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,720 THEY LAUGH 1023 00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:25,160 Erm, I don't think you have that on quite right, 1024 00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:26,560 but it's gonna look amazing. 1025 00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,720 I look like a Lane Bryant mannequin. 1026 00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:30,160 THEY LAUGH 1027 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,680 I'm sorry, I'm just trying to picture your serial killer 1028 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,360 trying to peel you out of that thing. 1029 00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:36,600 Yeah, he's going to have to use his teeth. If he has teeth. 1030 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,120 Ha! When you guys are finished joking, 1031 00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:40,560 can you get me some scissors? 1032 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:41,880 I can't feel my feet. 1033 00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:43,880 MUSIC: Din Don Dan by Officine Golob 1034 00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:50,880 CHRIS: Is that the one I showed you? 1035 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,320 No. Found it on Zillow. 1036 00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:53,960 Check it out. 1037 00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:55,840 This is a media room. Oh, sick. 1038 00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:57,440 You don't need a media room, 1039 00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,560 you need your son to live in a good school district. 1040 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,840 Mum, you shouldn't be adding salt. 1041 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,440 It's spaghetti. I always add salt to my spaghetti. 1042 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:08,040 Mum, did you not get the article I sent you on blood pressure? 1043 00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:09,640 PHONE RINGS 1044 00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,920 Oh, shoot. Could... Could you excuse me for just a sec? 1045 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,840 Erm... 1046 00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:20,280 Don't say "sick". You're 40 years old. 1047 00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:22,960 Hi, how are you? 1048 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,520 Ha! Come visit you? 1049 00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:25,840 That's crazy! 1050 00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:32,480 What? Well, I don't know how I can do that, you know? 1051 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:33,960 HORN HONKS 1052 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:33,960 Yeah? 1053 00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:37,680 Oh. Well, OK. 1054 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:39,480 I'm just going to have to come up with a reason. 1055 00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:41,880 Mum? Uh-oh. OK. I got to go. 1056 00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:44,520 OK, yes, and I will. OK, bye. 1057 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:46,040 Is everything OK? 1058 00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,000 SIGHS: No. No. 1059 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,840 That was my neighbour. And, erm... 1060 00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,160 There was a robber, or a burglar, I don't know. 1061 00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:55,760 Anyway... What? ..they think that the house was burgled! 1062 00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,480 What, burgled? It's shocking! 1063 00:42:58,480 --> 00:42:59,560 But you know something? 1064 00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:01,680 I think I need to get back there ASAP to help. 1065 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,080 No. What do you mean, help? 1066 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,680 Well, what I mean is the authorities - 1067 00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:06,320 I think they may want to ask some questions. 1068 00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,680 So I do need to get back there now. 1069 00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:09,960 The authorities? 1070 00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:11,920 I'm not a suspect. I'm not suspicious. 1071 00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,160 It's not that kind of thing. But I'm so worried. 1072 00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:16,880 This world is just not a safe place for you any more. 1073 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,680 I'm sorry, and, you know, I'll try... 1074 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,200 I really am going to try to keep that in my mind, OK? 1075 00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:24,040 But anyway, I need to book a flight back tomorrow. 1076 00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,720 Do I just not turn you on any more? 1077 00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:29,840 I mean, I get it - after 35 years and three kids, but am I... 1078 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,600 You know, is it just not exciting any more? 1079 00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:34,160 I love you, Carol. 1080 00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:36,560 I know you love me, and I love you. 1081 00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:38,160 Then what is the problem? 1082 00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:41,200 The problem is we haven't even tried to make love 1083 00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:42,720 since your retirement party. 1084 00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:44,560 And we both know how that turned out. 1085 00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:46,800 You yourself said there was something wrong 1086 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,240 with the lamb that night. 1087 00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:51,080 We both know there was nothing wrong with the lamb. 1088 00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:52,560 I'm the one who made it. 1089 00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,440 I'm not having this conversation. 1090 00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:57,200 Bruce, Vivian said that it is so normal for men... 1091 00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:58,600 Wait. Vivian? 1092 00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:01,480 And Dr Schaefer said that there are safe and effective ways... 1093 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:03,000 You talked to Dr Schaefer?! 1094 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,320 I did not think you'd want to talk to him. 1095 00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:06,520 I don't want to talk to him! 1096 00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:08,000 See? I knew that! I knew that! 1097 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,680 He asked me, "Well, does he still pleasure himself?" 1098 00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:13,000 Oh, my God! And I said, "I have no idea!" 1099 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,680 Sh... Carol! This is enough! 1100 00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:17,920 Bruce! I want to have sex! 1101 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:19,560 DOG WHINES 1102 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:20,720 Hello. 1103 00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,120 DOG WHIMPERS 1104 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:25,720 HE HUFFS 1105 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:25,720 Excuse me. 1106 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:28,720 BOTH SIGH 1107 00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:31,800 OK, come on, baby. Get your leg up there. 1108 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,400 HE GRUNTS 1109 00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:34,560 God dang it. 1110 00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:37,000 ENGINE CLANGS 1111 00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:37,000 Come on. 1112 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,440 What, you can't get it turned on, huh? 1113 00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:41,920 ENGINE HISSES 1114 00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,240 Hi. Do you have a reservation? 1115 00:44:57,240 --> 00:44:59,280 No, actually, I'm meeting someone. 1116 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:00,960 His name is George. 1117 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:02,440 He's a tax accountant. 1118 00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:05,640 Right. Follow me. 1119 00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:10,160 Enjoy your meal. 1120 00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:11,920 Hey, you have arms! 1121 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:14,240 I mean, it would've been fine if you didn't, but it's... 1122 00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:15,880 THEY CHUCKLE 1123 00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:15,880 ..better that you do. Hey. 1124 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:17,920 So nice to... Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1125 00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:19,160 I'll take care of it. 1126 00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:21,520 This is why I don't leave the house. 1127 00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:25,360 Shall we start again? 1128 00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,480 I'm afraid to re-enter. 1129 00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:31,320 Nah. We can take it right from here. 1130 00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:32,360 OK. 1131 00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:35,520 So, what about you? 1132 00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:38,840 You work? Erm, yes. 1133 00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:40,960 Actually, I'm currently working on my drinking. 1134 00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,520 SHE CHUCKLES BOTH LAUGH 1135 00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:44,800 You have a nice laugh. 1136 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:48,640 Thank you. 1137 00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:50,840 Actually, I'm a federal judge. 1138 00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:52,120 Wow! 1139 00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:55,960 Really? Yeah. 1140 00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:59,440 And I do have the power to put you in handcuffs. 1141 00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:02,320 I don't know why I said that. Really. 1142 00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:04,360 I'm sorry. I... 1143 00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:06,960 I was guessing what you might be thinking and... 1144 00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:09,440 I mean, not you, but men. 1145 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:11,960 Not like all men think the same, but... 1146 00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:15,960 I'm sorry I'm not better at this, but this is... 1147 00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,560 Whoa. 1148 00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:19,120 Can I make a confession? 1149 00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:22,160 Uh, I changed my shirt today six times 1150 00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:25,120 and I only have five shirts. 1151 00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:25,120 BOTH CHUCKLE 1152 00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:27,720 And the irony is that they're all exactly alike. 1153 00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:29,760 Blue, button-down, Brooks Brothers. 1154 00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,000 Well, who doesn't love Brooks Brothers? 1155 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,040 Not this guy. 1156 00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:35,920 When did dating get so complicated? 1157 00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:38,800 I mean, it used to be - you'd go to a dance 1158 00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:42,040 and bada-boom bada-bing, you'd get married and pregnant. 1159 00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:46,440 Now you have to come up with Earth-shattering theories on life 1160 00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:50,160 before you even get a wink. What is that, a wink, online? 1161 00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:53,920 You know, you are so much better at this than you think you are. 1162 00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:57,280 Thank you. 1163 00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:58,680 You are too, for the record. 1164 00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:02,800 All my past relationships taught me one thing. 1165 00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:05,880 I can't sleep with men. 1166 00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:08,800 Well, now, there's a revelation I was not expecting. 1167 00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:10,120 No, but sex is fine. 1168 00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:12,360 I just can't sleep. 1169 00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,440 OK, that makes more sense. 1170 00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:17,160 Now I can focus on what you're going to say next. 1171 00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:19,960 I can't understand how men can sleep anywhere. 1172 00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:21,920 On the floor, in a bed, on a couch. 1173 00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:23,440 I'm staring at the ceiling 1174 00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:26,120 and they're off in some blissful dreamscape. 1175 00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:30,960 Ugh. Well, they say that bad sleep is a sign of a bad relationship. 1176 00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:33,040 Yeah, well, I can attest to that. 1177 00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,160 Thank you. Thank you. 1178 00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:37,400 Wow. 1179 00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:41,000 I never thought I'd be back here again. 1180 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,120 Me, neither. 1181 00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:44,400 Here we go. 1182 00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:48,720 Mmm. 1183 00:47:48,720 --> 00:47:50,840 Is it as good as you remember? 1184 00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,120 Maybe better. 1185 00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:53,240 Hmm. 1186 00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:58,080 Let me ask you a question. 1187 00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:00,200 What's your favourite thing in the whole world? 1188 00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:03,440 Well, that's a very broad question. 1189 00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:04,480 Erm... 1190 00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:07,640 Arm tickles. 1191 00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:10,400 Come on. No, without a doubt. 1192 00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:13,200 No, it's true. I'm a girl of simple pleasures. 1193 00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:16,240 HE LAUGHS Says the girl with a staff of 150! 1194 00:48:16,240 --> 00:48:17,920 Ah, but it would be so much better 1195 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:19,920 if they were all tickling my arms. 1196 00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:21,720 HE CHUCKLES 1197 00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:27,880 You know what I love to do that I never do any more? 1198 00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:32,360 Listen to a full album on vinyl from beginning to end. 1199 00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:37,520 Vinyl sure has made a comeback, hasn't it? 1200 00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:39,880 Well, some things stand the test of time. 1201 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:44,440 That they do. 1202 00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:52,840 MUSIC: Tu N'y Es Pour Rien by Jean Custeau & Johanne Rondeau 1203 00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:11,680 MUSIC STOPS 1204 00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:13,040 INSTRUCTOR CLAPS 1205 00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:15,120 Dance is about connection. 1206 00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:17,480 It can't just be routine. 1207 00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:19,920 Moving in unison is not the same as dancing. 1208 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:23,360 Right. 1209 00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,640 SHE SIGHS 1210 00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:27,200 I think we're done for the night. 1211 00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:29,800 Sorry. 1212 00:49:41,240 --> 00:49:44,000 I was 14. She was 17. She could drive a car. 1213 00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:47,720 And she was sitting behind the wheel. 1214 00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:48,960 She said, "Come here." 1215 00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:54,400 CAR CHIRPS 1216 00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:54,400 This is me. 1217 00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,480 Thank you for making tonight so easy. 1218 00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:59,600 Oh, it was a great, great pleasure. 1219 00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:07,040 Erm, I have to ask you this. 1220 00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:08,800 First of all, I think you're great. 1221 00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:11,240 And second, I know that the chances 1222 00:50:11,240 --> 00:50:14,360 of this going past this evening are slim, but... 1223 00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:18,440 ..would you mind if I kissed you? 1224 00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:23,040 If I had a nickel for every time someone asked me that! 1225 00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:24,160 All right, all right, all right. 1226 00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:25,800 I'll just rewind the tape about 30 seconds... 1227 00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:27,080 Shut up and kiss me. 1228 00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:30,520 Oh, hell. 1229 00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:43,880 HE CLEARS THROAT 1230 00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:47,760 I think this belongs to you. 1231 00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:52,920 SHE CHUCKLES 1232 00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:54,200 Thank you. 1233 00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:58,000 Ginsburger! 1234 00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:13,720 Ooh! I'm going to need a bigger backseat. 1235 00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:19,120 Paging Dr Derek. 1236 00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:24,640 ADRIANNE: Is this good? 1237 00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:26,640 Uh-huh. This is fine, this is totally fine. 1238 00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:27,720 OK. 1239 00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:32,880 Ha-ha! I love how your generation still feels the need 1240 00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:34,600 to get fancy for air travel. 1241 00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:35,800 It's so cute. 1242 00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:38,800 OK. 1243 00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,520 Call me when you get back to LA. Of course. 1244 00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:42,280 I love you. I love you, too. 1245 00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:44,080 OK. Be safe. Bye-bye. 1246 00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:45,240 Love you. Love you! 1247 00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:47,640 SOFTLY: Ahh. 1248 00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,360 MUSIC: Runnin' Down A Dream by Tom Petty 1249 00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:56,640 HE GROANS 1250 00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:56,640 # It was a beautiful day 1251 00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:59,080 # The sun beat down... # 1252 00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:00,480 Quite an escape, Houdini. 1253 00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:01,880 # I had the radio on... # 1254 00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:04,320 Oh, God. I can't believe I'm doing this. 1255 00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:08,160 # Trees went by 1256 00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:10,800 # Me and Del were singin' 1257 00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:14,440 # "Little Runaway," I was flyin' 1258 00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:18,880 # Yeah, runnin' down a dream 1259 00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:21,400 # That never would come to me 1260 00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:24,480 # Workin' on a mystery 1261 00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:27,160 # Goin' wherever it leads 1262 00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:29,520 # Runnin' down a dream. # 1263 00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:33,520 You know, I can't get over it. 1264 00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:36,520 Honestly, I'm not sure I've ever seen a prettier sky. 1265 00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:39,080 Mmm. Right? 1266 00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:41,080 Cheers. Oh, cheers. OK. 1267 00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:42,520 Boom. 1268 00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:44,600 Can I show you something? 1269 00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:46,440 Well, sure. Come with me. 1270 00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:47,640 What are we doing? Wait. 1271 00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:50,080 Are you nervous? Oh. Should I be? 1272 00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:51,440 Mm-hm. 1273 00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:55,680 I'm not sure I've ever met anybody who owned their own barn before. 1274 00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:57,600 You got to get out of the city more often. 1275 00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:59,680 Uh-huh. Oh, no. Wait, no. 1276 00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:00,920 No. Forget it. 1277 00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:03,160 There is no chance in hell I'm getting into that thing. 1278 00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:04,640 No. No! 1279 00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,600 You're gonna love it. Come on, it's going to be great. 1280 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:09,120 I'm sorry, but what are you talking about? Let's go. 1281 00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:10,520 No, I'm not getting in there. 1282 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,640 These are the controls. Don't touch anything. 1283 00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:14,560 If you touch it, we crash. OK. 1284 00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:16,320 Don't say that. I'm kidding. 1285 00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:17,880 OK. OK, w... This is my baby, OK? 1286 00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:20,800 Uh-huh. See that B there? You see? 1287 00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:23,440 It's a Beechcraft Bonanza V-Tail. 1288 00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:26,400 OK. And it's been my passion project for the last... 1289 00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:28,520 ..20 years. 1290 00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:30,720 20 years! Wait a minute, how old is this thing? 1291 00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:32,760 It's a 1951. Whoa! 1292 00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:35,160 I'm a 1951! Let me out of here. 1293 00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:36,400 HE CHUCKLES 1294 00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:36,400 No, seriously. 1295 00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:37,640 God... OK, we're going up. 1296 00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:39,920 Wait, no. Oh, no, I'm gonna regret this! 1297 00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:42,440 MUSIC: Late In The Evening by Paul Smith 1298 00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:50,440 Oh, please. No, no, you have a death wish. Death wish! 1299 00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:53,360 Please. We're all gonna die someday, Diane. Oh! 1300 00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:55,960 I just feel like it's worth living a little bit while we still can. 1301 00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:57,680 SHE SCREAMS 1302 00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:01,240 # First thing I remember 1303 00:54:01,240 --> 00:54:03,000 # I was lying in my bed 1304 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,960 # Couldn't have been no more than one or two 1305 00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:13,000 # And I remember there's a radio comin' from the room next door 1306 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:16,160 # And my mother laughed the way some ladies do... # 1307 00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:19,280 Overwhelming, huh? Want to hold on to the... OK. 1308 00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:21,400 # Well, it's late in the evening 1309 00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:24,240 # And the music's seeping through... # 1310 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,760 Oh! See that? Yes! 1311 00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:33,360 SHE GIGGLES 1312 00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:35,120 Oh, no, that's... 1313 00:54:39,720 --> 00:54:42,040 MUSIC DROWNS OUT SPEECH 1314 00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:46,880 Oh! 1315 00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:48,160 You know what that is? 1316 00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:50,520 Yes. That's Cathedral Rock. 1317 00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:52,160 That's right. # First thing I remember 1318 00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:53,800 # When you came into my life... # Oh, my God. 1319 00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,480 # I said, "I'm gonna stagger on, no matter what I do" 1320 00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:01,520 # Well, I guess I'd been in love before 1321 00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:03,480 # And once or twice, I'd been on the floor 1322 00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:07,040 # But I never loved no-one the way I loved you 1323 00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:11,360 # And it was late in the evening 1324 00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:15,400 # And all the music seeping through. # 1325 00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:16,760 HE SIGHS 1326 00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:27,720 WHINNYING 1327 00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:31,360 And all this, though, from being a pilot 1328 00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:32,400 is what you're saying, right? 1329 00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,240 This? CHUCKLES: No. 1330 00:55:34,240 --> 00:55:36,000 No? No, no. No. No, what happened was 1331 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,520 I got out of the Air Force, 1332 00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:40,640 and I went to work for this aeronautical research lab. 1333 00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:43,560 And, you know, I came up with this design that... 1334 00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:46,840 That reduced engine drag in a jet. 1335 00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:48,880 It's silly, but it's a big patent, 1336 00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:51,560 and this is what happened right here. Yeah. See that? 1337 00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:53,640 PHONE VIBRATES 1338 00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:57,440 Well, you're going to have to introduce me to your family. 1339 00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:58,840 When can I meet them? 1340 00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:00,520 I don't think that's a good idea. 1341 00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:03,400 Why? Because they're still very sensitive about their father and... 1342 00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:06,520 What about you? 1343 00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:11,200 Well, I'm... I mean, I loved him. 1344 00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:16,400 But I guess I realised I was in mourning 1345 00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:17,880 for the end of something. 1346 00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:19,560 It's been a long time. 1347 00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:22,840 I mean, I guess, I don't know, the world sees your... 1348 00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:24,760 Your relationship in one way, 1349 00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:28,080 you just kind of go along, but then the truth is... 1350 00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:33,400 ..it had been over between us for a long time, so... 1351 00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:36,720 What do you think of that? 1352 00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:40,000 You don't want to hear my sad story, do you? 1353 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,400 Maybe you should tell me yours. 1354 00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:42,520 I don't have a sad story. 1355 00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:45,040 You don't have a sad story cos you're rich. 1356 00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:47,200 It's been 24 hours and there's still no answer! 1357 00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:48,600 OK, I'm sure she's fine. 1358 00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,240 You're so sure that everything is so fine - 1359 00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:52,080 she could be passed out in a ditch somewhere! 1360 00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:53,920 Adrianne, please calm down. 1361 00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:55,320 I'm calling Jill. 1362 00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:56,800 You're being hormonal! 1363 00:56:58,160 --> 00:56:59,920 PHONE VIBRATES 1364 00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:14,040 PHONE VIBRATES 1365 00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:18,920 MUSIC: Marvin Gaye by Charlie Puth ft. Meghan Trainor 1366 00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:21,200 # We got this king-size to ourselves 1367 00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:25,800 # Don't have to share with no-one else 1368 00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:30,240 # Don't keep your secrets to yourself 1369 00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:32,640 # It's Kama Sutra show and tell... # 1370 00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:34,040 Sharon, is that you? 1371 00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:37,360 Tom? Hi. 1372 00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:39,000 Wow! Hi! 1373 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:40,520 Hi. 1374 00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:42,280 Unexpected. Yeah. 1375 00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:48,360 Your hair's...dark. 1376 00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:49,800 Oh, it's dyed. 1377 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,000 I know. Right, right. 1378 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,560 I want to introduce you to someone. 1379 00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:54,800 Oh, actually, I have to... 1380 00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:56,720 Hey, babe! Come here. 1381 00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:59,400 Babe, babe, I want you to meet Sharon. 1382 00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:01,320 Sharon, this is my fiancee, Cheryl. 1383 00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:04,080 Oh, it is so nice to meet you! 1384 00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:05,720 I've heard so much about you. 1385 00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:07,200 Sharon? 1386 00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:08,840 Excuse me, are you Sharon? 1387 00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:10,920 Yeah. I'm so sorry I'm late. 1388 00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:13,840 I was in a complicated sinus surgery. 1389 00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:15,600 Don't ask. Ha-ha... 1390 00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:17,160 Hi, I'm Dr Derek. 1391 00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:18,960 You can just call me Derek. 1392 00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:20,320 Hi, I'm Tom. 1393 00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:21,560 Kill me now. 1394 00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:22,840 I'm sorry, who are you? 1395 00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:24,040 Dr Derek. 1396 00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:25,720 Derek. Sharon's date. 1397 00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:28,080 Wow. Hi. I am Cheryl! 1398 00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:29,480 Aw! 1399 00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:32,000 I didn't know that you were seeing someone. That's great. 1400 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,760 You look so amazing without your mask! 1401 00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:38,320 Aw, how sweet! 1402 00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:41,120 You should bring Dr Derek to the party next week. 1403 00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:43,040 What? The double-engagement party. 1404 00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:44,240 Didn't Jared tell you? 1405 00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:45,600 Cheryl and I got engaged, 1406 00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:47,600 so we've having a little celebration with our friends. 1407 00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:49,560 But it really is for Jared and Kate. Yeah. 1408 00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:52,200 We would so love to have you. Yes. 1409 00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:54,200 And you, too, Doctor. Yeah. 1410 00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:56,720 Well, that sounds so nice! 1411 00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:58,480 Say, do you need a DJ? 1412 00:58:58,480 --> 00:58:59,960 I do that on the side. 1413 00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:01,320 Ooh! Ooh! 1414 00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:04,120 Do you do the vinyl? Or what do you do, CDs? 1415 00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:05,760 BUSY CHATTER 1416 00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:25,560 Here you go. Oh, thank you. 1417 00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:27,560 You sure you're OK in the bar? 1418 00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:29,880 Yeah. It's gonna be like the good old days. 1419 00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:32,920 Cheers. 1420 00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:36,680 # Let's Marvin Gaye and get it on 1421 00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:39,760 # You got the healin' that I want 1422 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:43,760 # Just like they say it in the song 1423 00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:45,520 # Until the dawn 1424 00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:48,520 # Let's Marvin Gaye and get it on, babe. # 1425 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,400 Ha! Am I ever! 1426 00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:00,880 Inner goddess doing the merengue, my ass! 1427 01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:06,280 So is this where you take all the boys? 1428 01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:08,880 Only the ones I don't want to be seen with at the bar. 1429 01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:12,880 Well, I'll choose to take that as a compliment. 1430 01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:14,760 Oh. 1431 01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:16,360 Restricted area, huh? 1432 01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:17,600 Owner's perks. 1433 01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:22,640 Look at this. 1434 01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:25,880 A single solitary chair. 1435 01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:27,400 It's all a girl needs. 1436 01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:30,800 It's like a queen's throne atop her castle. 1437 01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:32,960 Look. Look at the view. 1438 01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:36,360 Yeah. Huh? Look at all those twinkling lights. 1439 01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:38,200 All those lives being lived. 1440 01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:43,760 As the poem goes, you took the road less travelled, 1441 01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:47,080 and it made all the difference. 1442 01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:49,080 You know, that's not really what that poem is about. 1443 01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:52,240 Is that right? No. 1444 01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:53,320 It's, erm... 1445 01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:58,680 It's about how we tell the story of our lives, 1446 01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:01,960 so we feel heroic, brave. 1447 01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:06,760 But in fact, there's no difference in the paths to begin with. 1448 01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:10,360 No difference in the paths? Nope. 1449 01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:15,040 Fascinating poem. 1450 01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:23,480 Arthur, come here. 1451 01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:25,280 Look at this. 1452 01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:27,960 You see that building with the red lights? 1453 01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:29,480 Is that our diner? 1454 01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:30,680 Yeah. 1455 01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:34,480 I... I can't believe your hotel overlooks our favourite place. 1456 01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:37,480 Huh. 1457 01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:43,520 According to the airline, your mother never boarded her flight. 1458 01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:46,080 Oh, my God! You said not to worry about it! 1459 01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:47,840 OK, you can worry now. What?! 1460 01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:51,200 Oh! However, we did trace a signal to her cellphone. 1461 01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:52,760 What? What does... OK. 1462 01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:54,680 What does that mean? We know where she is. 1463 01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:56,840 She's been kidnapped? She's been... I did not say that. 1464 01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:58,320 Is there a ransom? You know where she is? 1465 01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:00,000 In a case like this, it's best to remain calm. 1466 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,880 And let's get a grip, folks. Wait, you know where she is? 1467 01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:03,560 If you had to guess, what would you say? Where... 1468 01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:05,200 I don't have to guess, I actually know. 1469 01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:06,600 Well, then take us there! Can I see the pad? 1470 01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:09,560 I can't believe you put Viagra in my beer! 1471 01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:11,520 Well, it was an innocent mistake. 1472 01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:12,880 Oh, innocent. How is it innocent? 1473 01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:14,040 You poisoned me! 1474 01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:17,200 Hardly. Do not use that word. 1475 01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:19,080 I'm sorry. How does it feel? 1476 01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:20,320 Hard! 1477 01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:22,080 I thought we weren't going to use that word. 1478 01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:23,520 I can, you can't. 1479 01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:25,560 God, there are so many rules. Don't, Carol! 1480 01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:27,840 TYRES SQUEALING 1481 01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:27,840 Jeez. 1482 01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:29,960 I'll tell you something, I don't think it ought to go to waste. 1483 01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:32,080 Seriously! Stop it. Calm down. 1484 01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:34,280 SIRENS BLARING 1485 01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:35,480 Really? 1486 01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:37,440 I'm being pulled over. 1487 01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:40,000 Sir, I'm gonna need you to step out of the vehicle. 1488 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,000 I don't think that's a good idea, Officer. 1489 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,920 Out of the car now! 1490 01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:46,880 OK, OK. 1491 01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:48,120 Gosh darn it. 1492 01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:50,760 Man. 1493 01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:56,040 Look, I'm sorry. Uh, my wife put Viagra in my drink. 1494 01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:58,400 It's actually true. It's my bad, I'm so sorry. 1495 01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:01,200 But you see... Carol. ..it's just he's been having a little trouble 1496 01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:04,120 in that department, and he was embarrassed. 1497 01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:06,080 And if there's one thing I know about this man, 1498 01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:08,120 it's that he really hates to be embarrassed. 1499 01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:09,360 Isn't that true, Pup? 1500 01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:10,960 Oh, I hate a lot of things right now 1501 01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:12,800 and that's not even in the top three. 1502 01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:15,080 Will this affect your ability to drive? 1503 01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:16,800 No, ma'am. Mm-mm. 1504 01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:18,000 OK. 1505 01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:21,400 Enjoy your night. OK. 1506 01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:22,840 You, too. 1507 01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:23,880 Thank you. 1508 01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:32,960 I think I like you. 1509 01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:35,560 Well, I think that's probably just the wine talking, right? 1510 01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:37,160 Mm-hm? Right? Mmm. 1511 01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:39,000 Aw. 1512 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:41,520 You know what? I think I'm in trouble here. 1513 01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:43,560 Well, I'm well past trouble. 1514 01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:45,680 Yeah? 1515 01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:45,680 DULL THUMP 1516 01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:47,400 What? I think I heard something. 1517 01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:49,120 It's probably just the wine talking, right? 1518 01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:50,360 SHE CHUCKLES 1519 01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:52,320 And how often does the wine talk in your world? 1520 01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:53,600 GATE OPENS 1521 01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:53,600 Oh, my God. 1522 01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:55,520 Wait, who... Who... Who is that? 1523 01:03:56,640 --> 01:03:58,280 Mum?! Mum! Oh! Oh, boy. 1524 01:03:58,280 --> 01:04:00,160 SHE SHRIEKS 1525 01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:01,480 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1526 01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:03,240 Oh, my God! 1527 01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:04,600 Oh, my God! 1528 01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:06,600 What are you... Oh, my God, Mum! 1529 01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:08,640 Honey, let me explain. 1530 01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:10,520 What the heck is happening here? 1531 01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:14,440 Hi. You must be, uh, Adrianne and Jill. 1532 01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:15,840 I'm Mitchell. 1533 01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:17,200 Chris. Stop it! 1534 01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:18,760 Mitchell, can you just... 1535 01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:19,880 ALL SHRIEK 1536 01:04:19,880 --> 01:04:21,280 You OK? Oh! Mum! 1537 01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:24,200 No, no... No, please. No, I'm fine. 1538 01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:26,520 Just let me explain, OK? I'll be right back. 1539 01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:28,120 Wait, where are you going? 1540 01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:29,680 Yeah. Oh, my... 1541 01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:32,040 Ha. She's OK. She's perfectly... 1542 01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:34,080 She's in... She was in good hands. Relax. 1543 01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:36,200 You relax! It's OK. No, yeah, it's OK. 1544 01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:38,040 You relax! We've had a long day. I'm sorry. 1545 01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:40,480 I was just trying to give us a little jump-start. 1546 01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:42,280 I thought maybe if we had a really nice night 1547 01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:44,320 and things sort of naturally progressed, 1548 01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:46,320 then maybe we would both feel better. 1549 01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:48,960 Great plan! Congratulations on the execution! 1550 01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:52,440 Sorry. I really was just trying to help you, Bruce. 1551 01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:54,520 Help me?! By never once considering 1552 01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:56,880 that I might have an opinion! 1553 01:04:56,880 --> 01:04:59,400 No, it's not just tonight. It's everything, Carol! 1554 01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:01,600 You've got me taking dance lessons. 1555 01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:06,120 Dance lessons for a talent show that I never even signed up for! 1556 01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:08,400 You've been going to my No Kid Hungry fundraiser 1557 01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:10,160 for the past 15 years. 1558 01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:11,680 You always show up for me! 1559 01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:12,880 That was for dinner! 1560 01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:16,040 Well, forgive me for trying to find ways to keep us connected. 1561 01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:18,520 "Hey, Bruce, here's something you're gonna hate to do 1562 01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:21,600 "for the next two months, but in the end, it'll be OK 1563 01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:25,000 "because there will be an onstage public shaming! 1564 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:27,280 "So happy anniversary!" 1565 01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:30,120 What, what? Sorry, sorry. 1566 01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:31,240 Didn't hear you at all, 1567 01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:33,880 because my husband gave me these wonderful earplugs, 1568 01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:36,200 so we wouldn't have to listen to each other any more. 1569 01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:38,120 Happy anniversary! Oh! 1570 01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:40,680 Hey, and by the way, 1571 01:05:40,680 --> 01:05:43,640 I got us the earplugs so you wouldn't miss any of your TV shows, 1572 01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:46,360 just because I happen to love to fall asleep 1573 01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:49,160 next to my wife in our bed! 1574 01:05:49,160 --> 01:05:50,800 So forgive me! 1575 01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:53,720 DULL THUD 1576 01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:55,680 Ah! 1577 01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:56,960 HE GRUNTS ANGRILY 1578 01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:01,760 HE GROANS 1579 01:06:04,280 --> 01:06:05,920 OK, what are you doing? Come on. 1580 01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:07,240 Diane, I know this... 1581 01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:09,240 I know this is not the direction we hoped for this evening. 1582 01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:12,480 This is... It's such a disaster! 1583 01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:13,680 Do you see what I mean? 1584 01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:15,360 Come on, you've got to admit - it was kind of funny. 1585 01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:17,760 I mean, a cop showed up! No, it wasn't kind of funny. 1586 01:06:17,760 --> 01:06:20,320 This whole thing is just one giant mistake! 1587 01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:21,560 You don't believe that. 1588 01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:23,080 And I get that it's a little embarrassing, 1589 01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:24,480 but who gives a shit? No, you know what? 1590 01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:26,080 You don't get it, Mitchell. You know why? 1591 01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:27,560 Because you don't have kids. 1592 01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:31,000 Kids? They're like adults, your kids. 1593 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:34,080 You know, you're out here on your ranch, 1594 01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:36,240 with no-one to take care of but yourself. 1595 01:06:36,240 --> 01:06:39,280 And, OK, that's fine for you, but that's not the real world. 1596 01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:41,720 I have a family and I have responsibilities. 1597 01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:43,080 So I'm sorry, but that's my world. 1598 01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:45,400 OK, listen, I'm sure that I don't understand everything that 1599 01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:47,440 you're going through right now. That's right! 1600 01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:49,480 You don't... You don't have a clue. OK, listen, wait a minute. 1601 01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:51,200 What? Listen to me. What? Look at me. 1602 01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:52,520 What? I know we just met. 1603 01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:54,240 But you can't spend your entire life 1604 01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:56,520 just going around taking care of other people. 1605 01:06:56,520 --> 01:06:59,960 That's also not part of the real world. OK. OK, hey! 1606 01:06:59,960 --> 01:07:01,680 Diane. What? What? 1607 01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:03,440 I'm saying it's OK to be happy, Diane. 1608 01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:06,400 Well, I'm really... I'm sorry, but I have to go. 1609 01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:39,560 MUSIC: If Not For You by Bob Dylan 1610 01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:42,600 # If not for you 1611 01:07:44,120 --> 01:07:46,520 # Babe, I'd be awake all night 1612 01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:49,760 # Wait for the morning light 1613 01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:52,640 # To shine in through 1614 01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:55,920 # But it would not be new 1615 01:07:57,400 --> 01:07:58,800 # If not for you 1616 01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:06,920 # If not for you 1617 01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:08,760 # My sky would fall 1618 01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:10,440 # Rain would gather, too 1619 01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:14,080 # Without your love... # 1620 01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:14,080 MUSIC FADES OUT 1621 01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:29,240 Bruce. Bruce, honey. 1622 01:08:29,240 --> 01:08:31,080 What? 1623 01:08:31,080 --> 01:08:34,600 I know I've been acting a little crazy lately. 1624 01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:37,440 And obviously I went overboard tonight. 1625 01:08:37,440 --> 01:08:38,960 Really? 1626 01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:40,800 My gosh, I hadn't noticed. 1627 01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:42,080 Ha-ha. 1628 01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:43,480 I am so sorry. 1629 01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:47,360 I embarrassed you and... 1630 01:08:49,480 --> 01:08:51,840 ..I made you feel like you didn't matter. 1631 01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:54,120 I just don't know what's been going on with you 1632 01:08:54,120 --> 01:08:57,440 for the last few months and it scares me. 1633 01:08:57,440 --> 01:09:00,480 I know what I did was wrong, and... 1634 01:09:00,480 --> 01:09:01,760 SOFTLY: ..I'm sorry. 1635 01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:05,840 HE SIGHS 1636 01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:07,400 I got spooked. 1637 01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:09,120 Spooked? 1638 01:09:09,120 --> 01:09:10,960 Yeah, at the... 1639 01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:14,280 ..retirement party. 1640 01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:18,800 You know, I saw 40 years just...vanish. 1641 01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:22,560 And then I didn't know who I was any more. 1642 01:09:24,320 --> 01:09:26,360 Well, what was I gonna do, huh? 1643 01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:28,200 What can I do? 1644 01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:29,280 I got scared. 1645 01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:32,160 I am scared. 1646 01:09:33,440 --> 01:09:37,400 And I need a little time to figure out who I am again. 1647 01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:38,840 I hear you. 1648 01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:42,200 And I'm not going to try to fix everything on my own... 1649 01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:45,880 ..tempting though that may be. 1650 01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:48,400 And I'm not going to make you do a bunch of stuff 1651 01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:51,080 that you don't want to do, like dancing at the fundraiser. 1652 01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:53,240 I know you never wanted to do that. 1653 01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:54,680 So forget it, OK? 1654 01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:57,640 I'm going to bed. 1655 01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:08,080 CAROL: Whoa, ice cream straight from the tub? 1656 01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:11,720 Yeah, well, I ran into Tom and his very happy fiancee. 1657 01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:14,840 Ah! They're hosting a double-engagement party 1658 01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:16,440 at their house. 1659 01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:18,560 Oh, did I mention he calls her babe? 1660 01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:21,040 Mm-hm. Which is sort of perfect - since she's a child. 1661 01:10:21,040 --> 01:10:22,360 Oh, no. Yeah. 1662 01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:23,760 What did I miss? 1663 01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:25,760 Well, Sharon is never dating again. 1664 01:10:25,760 --> 01:10:27,280 And we're all miserable. 1665 01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:29,000 So basically nothing has changed. 1666 01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:30,640 Yeah, well... 1667 01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:34,200 Whoa. Since when do you eat ice cream? 1668 01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:35,760 Since now. 1669 01:10:35,760 --> 01:10:38,280 So I take it things went south for you, too? 1670 01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:40,040 I slept with Arthur. 1671 01:10:40,040 --> 01:10:42,080 Uh-huh. Now, there's a shocker. 1672 01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:44,280 No, not sex. 1673 01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:46,880 I actually fell asleep with him. 1674 01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:48,520 Well, wait a minute, you've never been able 1675 01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:50,760 to sleep with a man before! I know. 1676 01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:52,600 So, I mean... 1677 01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:54,040 You didn't have sex? 1678 01:10:54,040 --> 01:10:56,240 We slept on a couch and he tickled my arm. 1679 01:10:56,240 --> 01:10:59,560 Oh, boy, now this is a disaster. Ohh. When is he leaving? 1680 01:10:59,560 --> 01:11:02,040 Not soon enough! God, I got a brain freeze. 1681 01:11:02,040 --> 01:11:04,080 Here, give that to a professional. 1682 01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:05,560 Oh, my God! 1683 01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:08,040 Well, anyway, I have an announcement. 1684 01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:09,480 OK. 1685 01:11:09,480 --> 01:11:10,840 I am... 1686 01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:13,520 I'm officially...moving to Arizona. 1687 01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:15,760 What? Oh! Oh, tell me it's for the pilot! 1688 01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:18,960 No. No, no. No? For my daughters. 1689 01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:21,160 This has gone from bad to worse! 1690 01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:24,640 Well, I mean, they renovated the basement for me, 1691 01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:26,800 and everything is slip resistant... Ugh! 1692 01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:28,320 ..and I can walk into the tub. 1693 01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:30,000 Oh, my God. Ick. 1694 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:31,600 But what about the pilot? 1695 01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:34,480 Crashed and burned. I mean, we're not 18 any more. 1696 01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:35,840 Nope. 1697 01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:37,840 We're sure not spring flowers. 1698 01:11:37,840 --> 01:11:40,000 No. More like potpourri. 1699 01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:41,600 So, this is... 1700 01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:43,840 Oh, my God, this is my last book club! 1701 01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:46,880 Oh, no, you're kidding! Diane! Oh, Diane! 1702 01:11:46,880 --> 01:11:49,320 So do we even want to talk about the book? 1703 01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:50,720 Mm-mm! 1704 01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:53,040 I hate this book, OK? Done. Yeah, me too. 1705 01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:55,640 Yeah. I mean, are we really this pathetic? 1706 01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:58,400 None of us have anything interesting to say? 1707 01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:02,160 Well, I mean, my little affair ended with me in a pool 1708 01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:04,760 on top of an inflatable swan 1709 01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:06,800 and my daughters showing up with the police! 1710 01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:09,800 Well, that certainly qualifies as interesting. Oh! 1711 01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:12,720 Yeah! I'm assuming you were not in that pool alone. 1712 01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:14,200 Well, I was not. 1713 01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:17,000 THEY LAUGH 1714 01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:17,000 Good for you. 1715 01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:19,200 OK. Do I want to get us another one of these? 1716 01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:21,440 Oh, yeah. Yes! OK. Yeah. 1717 01:12:21,440 --> 01:12:22,600 The sooner the better. 1718 01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:28,640 # She who walks alone in life 1719 01:12:28,640 --> 01:12:32,920 # Is she of sound mind? 1720 01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:37,200 # I am only as old as I've been told 1721 01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:41,800 # Now I'm playing for time 1722 01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:44,720 # Darling, take me to... # 1723 01:12:44,720 --> 01:12:46,520 Men make life impossible. 1724 01:12:46,520 --> 01:12:48,440 Oh, God, tell me about it. 1725 01:12:48,440 --> 01:12:49,960 Well, you're one to talk. What? 1726 01:12:49,960 --> 01:12:53,400 Ditching God's gift to women so you can live in a basement 1727 01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:56,080 and breast-feed your daughter's children? 1728 01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:58,840 Oh, well, you know something? That's really rich coming from you. 1729 01:12:58,840 --> 01:13:01,520 You've been stuck on Tom for 18 years, 1730 01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:03,400 and you don't even like the guy. 1731 01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:04,960 He's not at your level. 1732 01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:07,640 18 years ago, you couldn't wait to get rid of him. 1733 01:13:07,640 --> 01:13:11,120 But, of course, you've conveniently erased that little piece of history. 1734 01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:14,480 Wish I could erase a little piece of my history. 1735 01:13:14,480 --> 01:13:15,680 DIANE: Uh... 1736 01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:17,240 Well... What? 1737 01:13:17,240 --> 01:13:19,360 I was fine until Arthur came along. 1738 01:13:19,360 --> 01:13:20,920 I had a happy existence. 1739 01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:24,400 Had a roster of men that would satisfy my every whim. 1740 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:27,760 Oh, my God, I can't listen to this any more. 1741 01:13:27,760 --> 01:13:30,600 You really believe you're satisfied? How could you be? 1742 01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:32,640 You're so terrified of getting hurt 1743 01:13:32,640 --> 01:13:35,840 that you do everything you can to push away love. 1744 01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:41,280 I'm gonna go back to having sex and not caring. 1745 01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:43,520 Because that's what works for me, OK? 1746 01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:45,600 Stop lying to yourself, Vivian. 1747 01:13:45,600 --> 01:13:47,880 Not everything in the world is about sex. 1748 01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:49,880 Did you even read the book? 1749 01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:51,640 This is a love story. 1750 01:13:51,640 --> 01:13:54,480 That is what the world wants. That's what the world needs. 1751 01:13:54,480 --> 01:13:58,440 So, OK, you can have sex with anybody. 1752 01:13:58,440 --> 01:14:00,400 Well, whoop-de-fricking-do. But you know what? 1753 01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:03,200 Eventually, people need a little bit more than that. 1754 01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:07,520 Everybody's got baggage and pain and problems, but... 1755 01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:11,120 ..even Christian Grey fell in love. 1756 01:14:11,120 --> 01:14:13,120 Yeah, and he was 50 shades of fucked-up. 1757 01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:14,400 Yeah. 1758 01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:17,240 So...here you go. 1759 01:14:17,240 --> 01:14:20,840 Oh-ho. Book three? I am not sure we'll survive another one. 1760 01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:22,280 Oh... OK. 1761 01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:23,440 God. 1762 01:14:26,680 --> 01:14:28,880 God, I... 1763 01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:30,800 I really am gonna miss this. 1764 01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:32,400 Right? Mm. VIVIAN: Oh, honey. 1765 01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:33,760 No? 1766 01:14:43,480 --> 01:14:45,840 Thank you. Have a good drive. Thanks again. 1767 01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:49,320 SHE SIGHS 1768 01:14:54,440 --> 01:14:55,560 Ginsburg. 1769 01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:58,880 What's happening here? 1770 01:14:58,880 --> 01:15:01,960 Huh, honey? What's happening? 1771 01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:19,960 Look at you. Look at you. 1772 01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:22,120 Yeah, yeah, yeah, look at you. 1773 01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:35,600 PHONE RINGS 1774 01:15:37,680 --> 01:15:39,360 RINGING STOPS 1775 01:15:40,960 --> 01:15:42,560 DOOR SLAMS 1776 01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:48,960 You're not taking my calls. 1777 01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:51,320 I don't have my phone with me. 1778 01:15:51,320 --> 01:15:53,560 PHONE RINGS 1779 01:15:57,600 --> 01:16:00,240 Do you know why I first started on radio? 1780 01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:01,600 No, I don't. 1781 01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:04,960 Because I loved the idea of, no matter what I said, 1782 01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:06,520 or what music I played... 1783 01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:11,080 ..millions of people could just turn on their radios and hear it. 1784 01:16:14,840 --> 01:16:16,200 But then, as I got older... 1785 01:16:17,440 --> 01:16:18,560 ..I realised that... 1786 01:16:20,040 --> 01:16:23,000 ..reaching millions and millions of anonymous people... 1787 01:16:24,240 --> 01:16:25,520 ..doesn't come close... 1788 01:16:26,880 --> 01:16:29,160 ..to reaching just one person you love. 1789 01:16:33,440 --> 01:16:36,520 And I'm...I'm leaving tomorrow. 1790 01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:40,040 And it got me thinking. 1791 01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:45,480 Wouldn't it be nice if you were coming with me to New York? 1792 01:16:47,120 --> 01:16:49,840 But then I thought about it, and I thought about you... 1793 01:16:51,320 --> 01:16:53,400 ..and your hotel and your rooftop and... 1794 01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:54,960 SHE SCOFFS 1795 01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:57,960 ..your inability to make proper wishes. 1796 01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:02,560 I have no interest in trying to change you, Vivian. 1797 01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:06,640 I love who you are. 1798 01:17:07,920 --> 01:17:09,480 Rich and independent... 1799 01:17:10,720 --> 01:17:12,200 ..and a total pain in the ass. 1800 01:17:13,520 --> 01:17:14,760 That does sound like... 1801 01:17:14,760 --> 01:17:16,960 SHE CLEARS THROAT 1802 01:17:14,760 --> 01:17:16,960 ..like me. 1803 01:17:16,960 --> 01:17:19,600 And here we are, staring at two paths. 1804 01:17:21,960 --> 01:17:23,000 And I know how I feel. 1805 01:17:25,200 --> 01:17:27,760 I know that you're the person that I want to talk to. 1806 01:17:29,040 --> 01:17:31,280 You're the person I want to listen to. 1807 01:17:32,720 --> 01:17:35,760 You're the person I want to splash in the fountain. 1808 01:17:38,520 --> 01:17:40,400 You're my person, Slim. 1809 01:17:47,360 --> 01:17:50,120 And I just wanted to know what you thought about that. 1810 01:17:56,680 --> 01:17:59,840 It's... It's been really nice seeing you again, Arthur. 1811 01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:03,120 I hope you have a safe trip home. 1812 01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:12,400 HE SIGHS 1813 01:18:13,840 --> 01:18:16,400 LIVELY CHATTERING 1814 01:18:21,240 --> 01:18:23,160 CALYPSO MUSIC PLAYS 1815 01:18:23,160 --> 01:18:25,320 Hi. Hi. 1816 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:35,320 GLASS DINGS 1817 01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:37,080 Hi, everybody. 1818 01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:39,200 I'd like to take a second to say a few words. 1819 01:18:39,200 --> 01:18:41,840 As most of you know, I'm Tom Meyers, Jared's dad. 1820 01:18:41,840 --> 01:18:44,000 And, on behalf of my fiancee, Cheryl, and myself, 1821 01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:45,600 I want to thank you all for coming. 1822 01:18:45,600 --> 01:18:47,120 Kate, we're so excited to welcome you 1823 01:18:47,120 --> 01:18:48,920 and invite you into the family. 1824 01:18:48,920 --> 01:18:52,520 Jared, we are so very happy for you. Thanks, Dad. 1825 01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:53,720 As Shakespeare said, 1826 01:18:53,720 --> 01:18:56,240 "Love looks, not with the eyes but with the mind." 1827 01:18:56,240 --> 01:18:57,280 How right he was. 1828 01:18:57,280 --> 01:18:59,840 LAUGHTER 1829 01:18:57,280 --> 01:18:59,840 Love takes thought and care, 1830 01:18:59,840 --> 01:19:02,240 and I'm glad that all the plus columns lined up. 1831 01:19:02,240 --> 01:19:03,680 LAUGHTER 1832 01:19:03,680 --> 01:19:06,000 Kate, you're getting one of the good ones. 1833 01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:07,760 ALL: Aww... 1834 01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:10,800 I'm sorry, I said I wasn't going to do this. 1835 01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:11,880 To Jared and Kate! 1836 01:19:11,880 --> 01:19:13,280 APPLAUSE 1837 01:19:13,280 --> 01:19:15,200 GUESTS: Cheers! 1838 01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:20,360 GLASS DINGS 1839 01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:21,640 Oh! Ah... 1840 01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:24,760 I didn't mean to do that, sorry. 1841 01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:27,560 Um, as...as few... 1842 01:19:27,560 --> 01:19:29,400 Well, if any of you know, 1843 01:19:29,400 --> 01:19:32,480 I'm Jared's mother, Judge Meyers. 1844 01:19:32,480 --> 01:19:34,200 Or Sharon. 1845 01:19:34,200 --> 01:19:35,680 I just wanted to say, 1846 01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:38,640 I don't think that's what Shakespeare had in mind 1847 01:19:38,640 --> 01:19:40,960 when he wrote those lines. 1848 01:19:40,960 --> 01:19:44,280 He was saying Cupid is blind. 1849 01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:46,680 He wasn't saying that people should go 1850 01:19:46,680 --> 01:19:52,360 think themselves into love and a system of pluses or minuses. 1851 01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:53,640 Oh! But whatever. 1852 01:19:53,640 --> 01:19:55,920 Anyway, when I look at my son... 1853 01:19:57,240 --> 01:19:59,320 ..I am so proud of him because... 1854 01:20:00,640 --> 01:20:03,280 ..he has had the courage to put himself out there, 1855 01:20:03,280 --> 01:20:07,720 and he's found someone to make him happy. 1856 01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:08,760 That's inspiring. 1857 01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:12,080 Even for someone as old as me. 1858 01:20:12,080 --> 01:20:13,560 LAUGHTER 1859 01:20:14,680 --> 01:20:15,760 The truth is... 1860 01:20:17,120 --> 01:20:20,160 ..love is not blind, and it's not a battlefield, 1861 01:20:20,160 --> 01:20:24,960 and it's not the sun or the moon or everything we load onto it. 1862 01:20:24,960 --> 01:20:27,920 It's just a word until someone gives it meaning. 1863 01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:32,520 And that's what the two of you have found in each other. 1864 01:20:32,520 --> 01:20:34,560 In fact, all four of you. 1865 01:20:34,560 --> 01:20:36,960 And we all deserve that. 1866 01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:38,000 Well done. 1867 01:20:39,160 --> 01:20:41,440 APPLAUSE 1868 01:20:39,160 --> 01:20:41,440 TOM: Kate and Jared. 1869 01:20:43,320 --> 01:20:45,720 PHONE RINGS 1870 01:20:50,960 --> 01:20:53,320 SHE GROANS 1871 01:20:53,320 --> 01:20:54,720 Hello? 1872 01:20:54,720 --> 01:20:56,600 RECEPTIONIST: Miss O'Donnell, I'm calling to confirm 1873 01:20:56,600 --> 01:20:58,480 that Mr Riley has officially checked out. 1874 01:20:58,480 --> 01:20:59,840 Thank you. 1875 01:21:02,360 --> 01:21:04,280 DOORBELL RINGS 1876 01:21:04,280 --> 01:21:05,760 DOOR CLICKS OPEN 1877 01:21:08,080 --> 01:21:10,000 Hi, sweetie. 1878 01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:11,960 DIANE GASPS 1879 01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:11,960 Hey. 1880 01:21:11,960 --> 01:21:14,640 Oh! What happened? We've been trying to call all afternoon. 1881 01:21:14,640 --> 01:21:16,720 What? You're still in a robe? 1882 01:21:16,720 --> 01:21:18,960 Carol's show starts in an hour. 1883 01:21:18,960 --> 01:21:22,160 I saw Arthur last night. Uh-oh. Oh, fun. 1884 01:21:22,160 --> 01:21:25,560 No! I broke up with him once and for all. 1885 01:21:25,560 --> 01:21:26,680 DIANE GASPS 1886 01:21:26,680 --> 01:21:28,440 I did. What happened? 1887 01:21:28,440 --> 01:21:31,440 He told me he wanted to invite me to move to New York with him, 1888 01:21:31,440 --> 01:21:33,360 but then he realised he didn't want to change me 1889 01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:35,760 because he loves me the way I am. 1890 01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:37,360 And he only wants to talk to me, 1891 01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:38,800 and he only wants to listen to me. 1892 01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:41,600 LAUGHING: He told me... What? ..I was his person. 1893 01:21:41,600 --> 01:21:43,520 Uh, I'm sorry. 1894 01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:46,360 I mean, I'm not actually following here, you know? I'm just... 1895 01:21:46,360 --> 01:21:48,080 No, me, neither. 1896 01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:50,440 You said that he loves you as you are? 1897 01:21:50,440 --> 01:21:52,040 And he doesn't want to change you? 1898 01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:54,960 And he wanted to know your thoughts? 1899 01:21:54,960 --> 01:21:56,960 So you broke up with him? Well, yeah, exactly! Duh. 1900 01:21:56,960 --> 01:21:58,400 Are you out of your mind? 1901 01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:01,800 OK, where is he? 1902 01:22:01,800 --> 01:22:04,440 He checked out and he's on his way to New York. 1903 01:22:04,440 --> 01:22:07,280 OK, OK. Time to get dressed. 1904 01:22:07,280 --> 01:22:10,120 Yup. That's it, Viv, you're going after him. 1905 01:22:10,120 --> 01:22:13,040 Get up, get up. No! Oh, my God. 1906 01:22:13,040 --> 01:22:14,400 What time is his flight? 1907 01:22:14,400 --> 01:22:16,480 Huh? Never mind, I'll figure it out. 1908 01:22:16,480 --> 01:22:18,320 She has to put on something sexy. 1909 01:22:18,320 --> 01:22:20,600 Everything she owns is sexy! 1910 01:22:20,600 --> 01:22:22,880 I can't... Oh, God! It is so yucky, 1911 01:22:22,880 --> 01:22:24,320 and this is so needy! 1912 01:22:24,320 --> 01:22:26,040 Sharon, I am not desperate. 1913 01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:27,800 No, you are not. You are stupid. 1914 01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:29,320 No, I am not. 1915 01:22:29,320 --> 01:22:31,240 You're just... You don't understand. 1916 01:22:31,240 --> 01:22:34,720 Please. I know how this story ends, and I do not like it. 1917 01:22:34,720 --> 01:22:36,920 If he has me, he's gonna get bored. 1918 01:22:36,920 --> 01:22:39,400 He hasn't seen me naked in 40 years! 1919 01:22:39,400 --> 01:22:41,040 I know, I'm sorry. Oh, my God... 1920 01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:42,440 I'm no fool! 1921 01:22:42,440 --> 01:22:43,920 I know what happens. 1922 01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:46,680 He's gonna cheat on me and leave me for a younger woman. 1923 01:22:46,680 --> 01:22:48,320 And then I'm gonna lose everything. 1924 01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:49,960 And it's just... It's not worth it! 1925 01:22:49,960 --> 01:22:52,360 OK, baby, there you go. It isn't worth it. 1926 01:22:52,360 --> 01:22:53,600 SHE SHRIEKS 1927 01:22:53,600 --> 01:22:55,480 I'm so sorry. I'm very sorry, 1928 01:22:55,480 --> 01:22:57,320 but it had to be done, all right? 1929 01:22:57,320 --> 01:22:58,880 VIVIAN LAUGHS 1930 01:22:58,880 --> 01:23:00,440 THEY LAUGH 1931 01:23:00,440 --> 01:23:03,240 It's OK. His flight leaves in an hour. 1932 01:23:03,240 --> 01:23:05,360 Oh, God, are you sure? Yes. 1933 01:23:05,360 --> 01:23:07,240 OK, earrings. Time to go. 1934 01:23:07,240 --> 01:23:08,880 Do I look OK? Yes, you look great. 1935 01:23:08,880 --> 01:23:10,440 Wait a second. Oh, the girls. 1936 01:23:10,440 --> 01:23:12,520 You want me to put those on? Yep. Go. 1937 01:23:12,520 --> 01:23:14,480 OK! Go, go, go, go! 1938 01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:18,400 I put a lipstick and compact in there. 1939 01:23:18,400 --> 01:23:20,680 Oh, that's so great! Oh, thanks. 1940 01:23:20,680 --> 01:23:25,240 Oh, my God, do I look OK? Yes! Yes. Yay! 1941 01:23:25,240 --> 01:23:27,160 Here we go. Bye! 1942 01:23:27,160 --> 01:23:29,080 Bye. Bye. 1943 01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:30,800 DOORBELL RINGS KNOCK ON DOOR 1944 01:23:30,800 --> 01:23:32,120 Oh, go on. 1945 01:23:32,120 --> 01:23:35,800 My shoes! Oh. Oh, and Carol, your show! 1946 01:23:35,800 --> 01:23:37,720 Oh, God, don't be ridiculous. 1947 01:23:37,720 --> 01:23:40,080 And, Diane, you're leaving! 1948 01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:42,840 Oh, my God, you're leaving. What am I gonna do? 1949 01:23:44,200 --> 01:23:46,200 Shoes! Oh, God, thank you, guys. 1950 01:23:46,200 --> 01:23:47,520 I love you so much. Bye. Bye. 1951 01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:54,520 To the airport, Mario! 1952 01:23:54,520 --> 01:23:56,680 LATIN MUSIC PLAYS 1953 01:23:59,840 --> 01:24:02,480 AUDIENCE CHEERS 1954 01:24:02,480 --> 01:24:04,000 OK, that's scary. 1955 01:24:12,240 --> 01:24:14,160 You're gonna do great! Gonna do great. 1956 01:24:14,160 --> 01:24:16,920 AUDIENCE WHOOPS 1957 01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:20,680 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1958 01:24:23,760 --> 01:24:27,600 And that was Jed and Leyla Sanderson performing! 1959 01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:30,760 Hard to believe she's an anaesthesiologist. 1960 01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:33,920 Arthur, it's Vivian. Call me back before you board your plane. 1961 01:24:35,160 --> 01:24:37,400 Mario, are you using Waze? 1962 01:24:37,400 --> 01:24:40,040 Yes, Miss O'Donnell, but I don't think we're gonna make it. 1963 01:24:45,040 --> 01:24:47,040 And last but not least, 1964 01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:51,560 everyone's favourite chef, and our fearless organiser, 1965 01:24:51,560 --> 01:24:56,360 dancing a solo will be Carol Colby! 1966 01:24:56,360 --> 01:24:59,040 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1967 01:24:59,040 --> 01:25:00,520 # And I would do anyth... # 1968 01:25:00,520 --> 01:25:03,080 Wait. Oh, no, no, no. Wait, sorry. 1969 01:25:03,080 --> 01:25:04,960 That's not the right song! 1970 01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:06,920 It's supposed to be Red, Red Robin Goes Bob, Bob... 1971 01:25:06,920 --> 01:25:09,840 Oh, shoot. Meat Loaf? Come on! 1972 01:25:09,840 --> 01:25:10,880 Aw, screw it. 1973 01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:17,800 Oh, my God, she's tap dancing to Meat Loaf! 1974 01:25:17,800 --> 01:25:19,760 LAUGHING: And she's pulling it off! 1975 01:25:19,760 --> 01:25:23,040 # And some days I pray for silence 1976 01:25:23,040 --> 01:25:26,040 # And some days I pray for soul 1977 01:25:26,040 --> 01:25:31,240 # Some days I just pray to the god of sex and drums and rock and roll 1978 01:25:31,240 --> 01:25:32,520 APPLAUSE 1979 01:25:32,520 --> 01:25:36,480 # And maybe I'm lonely That's all I'm qualified to be 1980 01:25:36,480 --> 01:25:38,520 Woo! 1981 01:25:38,520 --> 01:25:42,880 # There's just one and only One and only promise I can keep 1982 01:25:44,360 --> 01:25:47,800 # As long as the wheels are turnin' 1983 01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:50,440 # As long as the fires are burnin' CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1984 01:25:50,440 --> 01:25:53,440 # As long as your prayers are comin' true 1985 01:25:53,440 --> 01:25:55,200 # You better believe it 1986 01:25:55,200 --> 01:25:59,600 # That I would do anything for love CHEERING 1987 01:25:59,600 --> 01:26:00,720 Bruce! 1988 01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:04,040 # And you know it's true and that's a fact 1989 01:26:04,040 --> 01:26:08,320 # And I would do anything for love 1990 01:26:08,320 --> 01:26:12,000 # And there'll never be no turning back 1991 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:13,960 Five, six, seven, eight... 1992 01:26:13,960 --> 01:26:17,760 # But I'll never do it better than I do it with you 1993 01:26:17,760 --> 01:26:21,800 # So long So long 1994 01:26:21,800 --> 01:26:26,000 # And I would do anything for love 1995 01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:30,560 # Oh, I would do anything for love 1996 01:26:30,560 --> 01:26:34,240 # I would do anything for love 1997 01:26:34,240 --> 01:26:38,000 # But I won't do that 1998 01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:41,240 Oh, my God. # No, I won't do that... # 1999 01:26:41,240 --> 01:26:42,800 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 2000 01:26:42,800 --> 01:26:46,320 My, oh, my! How about those Colbys? 2001 01:26:46,320 --> 01:26:47,360 HE LAUGHS 2002 01:26:47,360 --> 01:26:49,560 A romantic way to end the show. 2003 01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:55,760 Oh, God. I can't believe you're here! 2004 01:26:55,760 --> 01:26:58,720 I couldn't miss a chance to dance with my girl. 2005 01:26:58,720 --> 01:27:00,160 You were incredible. 2006 01:27:00,160 --> 01:27:03,320 No, I wasn't. None of our steps go with Meat Loaf. 2007 01:27:03,320 --> 01:27:05,640 Who needs the steps? We were dancing. 2008 01:27:08,440 --> 01:27:10,360 THEY LAUGH 2009 01:27:12,720 --> 01:27:14,840 I'm sorry. Your cellphone is poking me. 2010 01:27:14,840 --> 01:27:17,240 No, I didn't bring my cellphone. 2011 01:27:17,240 --> 01:27:20,200 Oh. You want to go home now? What do you say? 2012 01:27:20,200 --> 01:27:22,040 I say yes. OK. 2013 01:27:34,920 --> 01:27:36,320 Arthur. 2014 01:27:37,800 --> 01:27:40,320 I thought you left. 2015 01:27:40,320 --> 01:27:41,680 I did. 2016 01:27:43,680 --> 01:27:46,480 I went to the airport to try to see you. 2017 01:27:50,240 --> 01:27:51,280 Why are you here? 2018 01:27:53,800 --> 01:27:55,680 I realised I... 2019 01:27:55,680 --> 01:27:57,600 ..forgot to give you back your penny. 2020 01:27:59,720 --> 01:28:01,200 Why did you go to the airport? 2021 01:28:03,040 --> 01:28:05,600 I realised I wanted my penny back. 2022 01:28:05,600 --> 01:28:08,000 See, I tried to live without it for... 2023 01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:09,480 ..for the past 40 years... 2024 01:28:10,960 --> 01:28:12,560 ..and I didn't like it. 2025 01:28:14,680 --> 01:28:16,040 HE CHUCKLES 2026 01:28:19,880 --> 01:28:21,120 Do you want to make a wish? 2027 01:28:21,120 --> 01:28:22,560 Mm. 2028 01:28:22,560 --> 01:28:23,880 I do. 2029 01:28:28,200 --> 01:28:30,440 Oh, my God, you probably killed someone. 2030 01:28:32,480 --> 01:28:34,160 There's a subroof. 2031 01:28:51,920 --> 01:28:54,320 Nancy in my office, she's in a book club, 2032 01:28:54,320 --> 01:28:56,040 and I thought you might like to meet her. 2033 01:28:56,040 --> 01:28:58,880 Well, that's...that's very sweet. 2034 01:28:58,880 --> 01:29:00,280 Anyone else want another piece of pizza? 2035 01:29:00,280 --> 01:29:01,960 I have one. 2036 01:29:01,960 --> 01:29:03,160 Mom. What? 2037 01:29:03,160 --> 01:29:04,880 You're not hungry? 2038 01:29:04,880 --> 01:29:06,520 I guess not. 2039 01:29:06,520 --> 01:29:08,920 Well, I mean, you're probably exhausted. 2040 01:29:10,280 --> 01:29:12,880 It's really not OK that you drove here all by yourself. 2041 01:29:12,880 --> 01:29:14,680 At your age, Mom, you could have killed somebody. 2042 01:29:14,680 --> 01:29:16,040 I really don't think so. 2043 01:29:16,040 --> 01:29:19,120 So the fact that you don't even realise that is what is so scary. 2044 01:29:19,120 --> 01:29:21,400 Oh, Jesus! Will you just... 2045 01:29:19,120 --> 01:29:21,400 SHE GROANS 2046 01:29:22,880 --> 01:29:25,880 Please stop, OK? 2047 01:29:25,880 --> 01:29:28,080 I mean, really! 2048 01:29:28,080 --> 01:29:30,000 Oh, my God. 2049 01:29:30,000 --> 01:29:31,040 OK. 2050 01:29:34,920 --> 01:29:36,760 You know how proud I am of both of you. 2051 01:29:39,600 --> 01:29:41,560 SHE SIGHS 2052 01:29:41,560 --> 01:29:44,320 The greatest gift I think a parent can give a child 2053 01:29:44,320 --> 01:29:47,440 is to lead by example, and I don't think I did a very good job. 2054 01:29:47,440 --> 01:29:48,600 But your father... 2055 01:29:48,600 --> 01:29:51,120 Oh, my goodness, he was stable, wasn't he? 2056 01:29:51,120 --> 01:29:53,040 And smart and kind, and... 2057 01:29:53,040 --> 01:29:55,400 He was just a great dad. 2058 01:29:55,400 --> 01:29:57,880 Fine husband. And we had a nice life. 2059 01:29:59,720 --> 01:30:02,280 But there's something... 2060 01:30:02,280 --> 01:30:03,600 ..I really have to say. 2061 01:30:08,360 --> 01:30:11,280 There's a man out there who makes me feel things 2062 01:30:11,280 --> 01:30:13,160 that I didn't think were... 2063 01:30:13,160 --> 01:30:15,080 ..still possible. 2064 01:30:15,080 --> 01:30:17,760 You know what he does? He makes me feel curious 2065 01:30:17,760 --> 01:30:19,880 and excited about the world. 2066 01:30:19,880 --> 01:30:22,760 And maybe things with us will go bust, 2067 01:30:22,760 --> 01:30:27,680 and maybe my feelings will be hurt, but that's life. 2068 01:30:27,680 --> 01:30:31,040 And in spite of what you both seem to think... 2069 01:30:31,040 --> 01:30:33,560 ..I'm not through living mine just yet. 2070 01:30:33,560 --> 01:30:35,680 I have things that I want to explore. 2071 01:30:35,680 --> 01:30:37,560 And guess what? I think I've earned that right. 2072 01:30:37,560 --> 01:30:43,640 So it's time for all of this to just stop, OK? 2073 01:30:43,640 --> 01:30:48,640 You both seem to have very, very strong parenting instincts. 2074 01:30:48,640 --> 01:30:50,840 But do save it for your children 2075 01:30:50,840 --> 01:30:53,480 because your mother is doing just fine. 2076 01:30:55,720 --> 01:30:57,280 And... 2077 01:30:57,280 --> 01:30:59,200 ..I know I'm getting older, 2078 01:30:59,200 --> 01:31:02,680 but I'm still learning. 2079 01:31:02,680 --> 01:31:04,960 And one of the biggest lessons I've learned 2080 01:31:04,960 --> 01:31:06,920 is not to be afraid to be happy. 2081 01:31:09,520 --> 01:31:11,880 I love you both... 2082 01:31:11,880 --> 01:31:13,920 ..but I'm not staying here any more. 2083 01:31:15,840 --> 01:31:17,240 Mom... 2084 01:31:19,800 --> 01:31:22,000 Mom! Mom! 2085 01:31:24,120 --> 01:31:25,680 Have fun. 2086 01:31:29,880 --> 01:31:32,800 Love you. Love you, Mom. Love you. 2087 01:31:35,000 --> 01:31:38,480 MUSIC: More Than This by Roxy Music 2088 01:31:40,080 --> 01:31:41,720 Drive safe! Bye! 2089 01:31:41,720 --> 01:31:48,080 # I could feel at the time There was no way of knowing 2090 01:31:48,080 --> 01:31:55,200 # Fallen leaves in the night Who can say where they're blowing? 2091 01:31:55,200 --> 01:32:02,480 # As free as the wind Hopefully learning 2092 01:32:02,480 --> 01:32:09,760 # Why the sea on the tide Has no way of turning 2093 01:32:13,080 --> 01:32:14,440 # More than this 2094 01:32:16,280 --> 01:32:20,280 # You know there's nothing 2095 01:32:20,280 --> 01:32:22,480 # More than this 2096 01:32:24,360 --> 01:32:27,240 # Tell me one thing... # 2097 01:32:27,240 --> 01:32:28,400 Can I come in? 2098 01:32:28,400 --> 01:32:29,880 No way. 2099 01:32:29,880 --> 01:32:31,560 No way? No way. 2100 01:32:36,520 --> 01:32:38,880 What's in the U-Haul? Just my overnight bag. 2101 01:32:41,720 --> 01:32:49,160 # It was clear for a while There was no way of knowing 2102 01:32:49,160 --> 01:32:52,800 # Like a dream in the night Who can say... # 2103 01:32:52,800 --> 01:32:56,560 My inner goddess says, "Most definitely yes." 2104 01:32:56,560 --> 01:33:03,160 # No care in the world Maybe I'm learning 2105 01:33:03,160 --> 01:33:10,000 # Why the sea on the tide Has no way of turning 2106 01:33:13,920 --> 01:33:15,800 # More than this 2107 01:33:17,040 --> 01:33:21,120 # You know there's nothing 2108 01:33:21,120 --> 01:33:22,920 # More than this... # 2109 01:33:26,240 --> 01:33:28,360 Oh. Yeah, yeah, I see the arms. 2110 01:33:28,360 --> 01:33:29,880 # More than this 2111 01:33:32,000 --> 01:33:34,880 # No, there's nothing 2112 01:33:42,640 --> 01:33:44,400 # More than this. # 2113 01:33:53,720 --> 01:33:58,680 # So this is how my life turns out Lost in chapter three 2114 01:33:58,680 --> 01:34:02,560 # Empty vases, spanx and no thanks Book clubs and TV 2115 01:34:02,560 --> 01:34:05,880 # And no-one noticed 2116 01:34:05,880 --> 01:34:08,200 # Mmm, least of all me 2117 01:34:12,080 --> 01:34:14,520 # No more high-heeled shoes or low-cut jeans 2118 01:34:14,520 --> 01:34:16,680 # Lipstick or perfume 2119 01:34:16,680 --> 01:34:19,120 # No midnight calls or secret glances 2120 01:34:19,120 --> 01:34:20,760 # Holed up in my room 2121 01:34:20,760 --> 01:34:24,720 # And no-one noticed 2122 01:34:24,720 --> 01:34:26,920 # Least of all me 2123 01:34:30,600 --> 01:34:35,040 # There's no down and out As long as you keep trying 2124 01:34:35,040 --> 01:34:39,080 # You'll be right back in the game 2125 01:34:39,080 --> 01:34:40,440 # But you've changed 2126 01:34:40,440 --> 01:34:44,600 # Now I'm living in the moment 2127 01:34:44,600 --> 01:34:49,280 # And I'm going to be writing some brand-new lines 2128 01:34:49,280 --> 01:34:52,200 # Cos I know this is my time 2129 01:34:52,200 --> 01:34:54,360 # And I've been redefined 2130 01:34:54,360 --> 01:34:58,480 # Watch me as I shine 2131 01:34:58,480 --> 01:35:00,840 # It's not over till it's over 2132 01:35:00,840 --> 01:35:04,840 # Living in the moment, let the pages turn 2133 01:35:04,840 --> 01:35:08,520 # Living in the moment Oh-oh 2134 01:35:08,520 --> 01:35:09,760 # I'm writing my own story 2135 01:35:09,760 --> 01:35:12,800 # Living in the moment, let the pages turn 2136 01:35:12,800 --> 01:35:16,960 # Line by line by line Living in the moment 2137 01:35:18,120 --> 01:35:26,120 # My story goes on and on and on and on. #