1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:04,080 20TH CENTURY FOX THEME PLAYS 2 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:13,640 SHOW TUNE PLAYS 3 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:20,640 # We're just two little girls from Little Rock 4 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:25,800 # We lived on the wrong side of the tracks 5 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:30,200 # But the gentlemen friends who used to call 6 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:32,720 # They never did seem to mind at all 7 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:36,520 # They came to the wrong side of the tracks 8 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:42,240 # Then someone broke my heart in Little Rock 9 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:48,880 # So I up and left the pieces there 10 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:51,680 # Like a little lost lamb I roamed about 11 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:54,280 # I came to New York and I found out 12 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:58,120 # That men are the same way everywhere 13 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:05,200 # I was young and determined to be wined and dined and ermined 14 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:08,760 # And I worked at it all around the clock 15 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:13,400 # Now one of these days in my fancy clothes 16 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:16,120 # I'm a-goin' back home and punch the nose 17 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:18,960 # Of the one who broke my heart 18 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:21,840 # The one who broke my heart 19 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:25,400 # The one who broke my heart in Little Rock 20 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:28,600 # Little Rock, Little Rock 21 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:29,840 # Little Rock 22 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:32,400 # But little rocks or square rocks 23 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:35,480 # These gals must have their rocks 24 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:39,040 # Diamonds are a girl's best friend! 25 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:42,920 OVERTURE PLAYS 26 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:59,720 # I learned an awful lot in Little Rock 27 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:06,040 # And here's some advice I'd like to share 28 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,760 # Find a gentleman 29 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:12,200 # Who is shy or bold... # 30 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,240 HE BLOWS KISS 31 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:19,480 # Or short or tall 32 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:25,640 # Or young or old 33 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:29,000 # As long as the guy's a millionaire! 34 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:36,080 # For a kid from a small street, I did very well on Wall Street 35 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:41,400 # Though I never owned a share of stock 36 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,920 # And now that I'm known in the biggest banks 37 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:46,600 # I'm a-goin' back home and give my thanks 38 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:49,480 # To the one who broke my heart 39 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:52,080 # The one who broke my heart 40 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:54,800 # The one who broke my heart 41 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:05,560 # In Little Rock! # 42 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:07,600 APPLAUSE 43 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,560 Dorothy, wait a minute. 44 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:26,520 Louie, will you ask Mr Esmond to come back to our dressing room. 45 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:27,800 He's sitting in his usual place. 46 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,120 Right away, Miss Lee. 47 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:31,440 What's the rush? He's not going to run away. 48 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:33,800 I know, but I just can't wait. For what? 49 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:37,240 Dorothy! Didn't you notice? His pocket was bulging. 50 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:39,240 Ah, that could be a bag of gumdrops. 51 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:41,760 No, it was square bulge, like a box for a ring. 52 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:44,280 I think he's got a present for me. 53 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:46,280 You know, I think you're the only girl in the world 54 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:48,440 that can stand on a stage with a spotlight in her eye 55 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:50,960 and still see a diamond inside a man's pocket. 56 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:53,760 Thank you, Louie. 57 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,560 Good evening, Mr Esmond. 58 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:07,000 Won't you, pray, come in. Thank you, I'd love to. 59 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,000 Hi, Gus. Good evening, Dorothy. 60 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,400 You were wonderful tonight, darling. Simply wonderful! 61 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:14,640 You were magnificent! Thank you. You were good too. 62 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:17,320 Gee, thanks, Gus. That makes me feel all warm inside. 63 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:20,240 LORELEI GASPS 64 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:20,240 Mr Esmond! 65 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:21,480 Is it the right size? 66 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:25,080 Oh, it can never be too big. Do you think it's too small, Dorothy? 67 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:27,960 DOROTHY WHISTLES 68 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:30,000 Looks like it ought to have a highball around it. 69 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,840 I mean, does it fit your finger? 70 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:34,240 Oh. Yes, it fits perfect. 71 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:38,000 Daddy, I'll bet you made me the happiest girl in the world. 72 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:44,600 I don't know what you do, honey. 73 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:46,680 Unless you use novocaine in your lipstick? 74 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:47,960 Daddy? 75 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:50,720 Daddy? Huh? May I tell Dorothy? 76 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:52,320 If you wish. 77 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:53,640 Dorothy? Hmm? 78 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:55,760 Mr Esmond and I are going to be married. 79 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:57,080 To each other? 80 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:59,520 Of course to each other. Who else to? 81 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:02,080 Well, I don't know about you, Gus. I always sort of figured Lorelei 82 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:05,440 would end up with the Secretary of the Treasury. Dorothy, guess what. 83 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:07,720 On Saturday, we're sailing on the Isle de Paris. 84 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:10,000 "Ile" de Paris. We're going to be married in Europe. 85 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,640 Why not get married in America and then go to Europe? 86 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:15,000 Well... Or is that the old-fashioned way? 87 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,880 Well, we've made our plans. 88 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,880 KNOCKING ON DOOR 89 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:18,280 Come in. 90 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:20,240 Mr Esmond, long-distance call for you. 91 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:21,960 Oh, dear. From Dayton, Ohio. 92 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:24,560 Thank you very much, I'll be right there. 93 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:25,920 It must be Father. 94 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:29,600 Oh, I hope nothing's happened. I'll meet you at my table, dear. 95 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:35,600 Father! Never misses, Gus's old man. 96 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:38,200 Right on cue. Too bad, honey. 97 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:40,600 Nothing's going wrong this time. 98 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:41,760 Lorelei, 99 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:45,120 the old boy is not about to let you commit matrimony with his son. 100 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,960 I think he'd rather shove him down an elevator shaft. 101 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:53,000 Dorothy, I'm sailing on Saturday, with or without Mr Esmond. 102 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:57,080 And I'm not coming back from Europe until he comes and gets me. 103 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:58,440 And when we're in France, 104 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:02,320 where his father can't phone him twice a day... 105 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:05,800 Well. Gus'll never let you go alone. 106 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:10,080 Sometimes Mr Esmond finds it very difficult to say no to me. 107 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:13,520 Well, that's very possible. 108 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,240 SHIP HORN BLASTS 109 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:26,440 WHISTLE BLOWS 110 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:26,440 Come on, guys, 111 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:29,440 we can't check the roll if you don't stick together. 112 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:32,240 Peters? Here. Randall? Here. 113 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:34,040 Sanford? Here. Sims? Here. 114 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:36,320 Hey! Stevens? Look at that. 115 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:38,920 Stevens? Willard J Stevens? 116 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:41,800 Here. Why don't you answer? I'm busy. 117 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:44,400 THEY WOLF-WHISTLE 118 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,400 Wow! Boy, oh, boy! 119 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,640 Check your passport right over there. Thank you. 120 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:51,440 Pardon, please, is this the way to Europe, France? 121 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:52,680 To where? 122 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:54,040 Not Europe, France, honey. 123 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,760 France is in Europe. Who said it wasn't? 124 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:57,960 Well, you wouldn't say, 125 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:00,520 "Is this the way to North America, Mexico?" would you? 126 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:03,760 If that's where I wanted to go, I would. The dealer passes. 127 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:05,920 This ship goes to Cherbourg, France. 128 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:08,320 Thank you ever so. See? 129 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:10,440 Say, what's all the talent in the blue jackets? 130 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:11,840 That's not a band, is it? 131 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:15,440 No, no, Miss, that's the Olympic team. They're sailing with you on this ship. 132 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:17,080 The Olympic team? Yes. 133 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:20,680 For me! Now wasn't that thoughtful of somebody? 134 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:23,200 Dibs on the shot-putter. Dorothy Shaw! 135 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:24,360 I want you to remember 136 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:26,680 you're supposed to be the chaperone on this trip. 137 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,680 Now, let's get this straight, Gus. 138 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:31,880 The chaperone's job is to see that nobody else has any fun, 139 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:34,040 but nobody chaperones the chaperone. 140 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:36,520 But, Dorothy... That's why I'm so right for this job. 141 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:38,000 Passports, please. 142 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:43,360 Oh, I thought you were going to be late. Here's your ticket. 143 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:45,320 They're over there at the passport desk. 144 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:47,320 The one you're after's the blonde. 145 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:49,280 The brunette's her friend, Dorothy Shaw. 146 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:51,360 Never mind about her. We don't care what she does. 147 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:53,680 I care. 148 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:55,160 Have fun, son. 149 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:58,360 Come on, please you guys, move along. 150 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:00,360 Let's get on board. Have a nice trip. 151 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:14,440 Steve, suppose the ship hit an iceberg and sank. 152 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:16,400 Which one would you save from drowning? 153 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,080 Those girls couldn't drown. 154 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:25,840 Right in here, mademoiselle. Thank you. 155 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:31,880 My, it's just like a room, isn't it? 156 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:36,800 Oh, look! Round windows! 157 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,080 Yes, dear. 158 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:40,720 Just put that there, Frisbee. Yes, sir. 159 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:42,880 Oh, and, Frisbee, wait for me on the pier. 160 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:44,880 Yes, sir. Lorelei... 161 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:46,920 Where's Dorothy? I don't know. 162 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,960 Someone whistled at her and she disappeared. 163 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:51,600 I hope she's not going to be a bad influence on you? 164 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:52,960 Oh, no, lover. 165 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,440 Dorothy's not bad, honest. 166 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:58,160 She's just dumb. Always falling in love with some man 167 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:00,760 just because he's good-looking. Oh, dear, that's not... 168 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:03,920 I keep telling her it's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man 169 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:06,920 as a poor man. But she says, Yes, but... 170 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:08,720 ..if they're tall, dark and handsome, 171 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:12,000 she never gets around to vital statistics until it's too late. 172 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,240 Well... That's why I'm her best friend, I guess. 173 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,800 She really needs somebody like I to educate her. 174 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:21,640 Yes, dear. But very few girls have your wonderful willingness to learn. 175 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:23,200 I suppose that's true. 176 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,840 I want you to put this in a safe place. 177 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:26,960 What is it? 178 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,600 A letter of credit. Oh, that's real sweet! 179 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,720 You started writing me even before I went away. 180 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:35,480 No. No, dear, you see a letter of credit is like money. 181 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:39,000 Money? Yes, just take it to a bank in Paris when you get there. 182 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,720 Oh, that's wonderful! 183 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:44,360 Be sure and write me every day. I'll be so lonesome. 184 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:48,400 I bought you a little going-away present, dear. 185 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:51,080 Daddy! Daddy! 186 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:54,360 Sometimes I think there's only one of you in the whole wide world. 187 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:58,760 Oh, sorry, wrong room. 188 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:04,760 Who was that? A stranger. He had the wrong room. 189 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:07,360 Yeah, but he's good-looking. Hope he isn't just seeing someone off. 190 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:10,320 Dorothy. Well, quite a little place we have here. 191 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:13,480 Oh, hello, fellas, come on in. Folks, meet the relay team. 192 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,520 How do you do? Nice to know you? How do you do? 193 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:17,680 We're going to have ourselves a little bon voyage party. 194 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:19,720 Skeeter, put the phonograph in there. 195 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:22,200 Come on in, everybody. Use that door, come on in here. 196 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:24,800 Make yourselves at home. I'll get the glasses. 197 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:27,000 Hallo! Hi! You're welcome. 198 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,880 Who's got the champagne? There it is. 199 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:34,160 Dorothy Shaw, I'm counting on you to keep those athletes to yourself. 200 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,560 What a coincidence! That's my plan too. 201 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,760 Gangway! Pardon me. Who needs a glass? Want a glass? 202 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:45,240 Lorelei, I want to talk to you. Sure. 203 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:50,280 Dear, I want to tell you... 204 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:54,240 I want to remind you of something...very... 205 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:57,240 Stop that, please. It's most distracting. 206 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:02,200 Dear, a lot depends on how you conduct yourself on this trip. 207 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:06,040 As you know, Dad is dead set against our marriage. 208 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:09,200 And, well...even the slightest hint of any scandal, 209 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:11,280 even the slightest, 210 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:13,120 I don't know what I could do about it. 211 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:16,800 My goodness, lover. You don't have to tell me that. 212 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:20,120 Oh, I'd give anything in the world if I were sailing with you, baby. 213 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:24,200 Me too. I don't know what I'll do in Europe without you. 214 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:27,360 I don't know what I'll do without you, either. 215 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,480 I'm not so sure about that. 216 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:31,880 You can be a pretty naughty boy sometimes. 217 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:35,080 Oh, Lei, you don't have to worry about trusting me. 218 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:37,760 I do, though. 219 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:39,800 BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY 220 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,600 BELL RINGS 221 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,600 All visitors ashore! 222 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:48,440 First call. All visitors ashore! 223 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:51,000 # Bye-bye, baby 224 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:56,920 # Remember you're my baby when they give you the eye 225 00:12:56,920 --> 00:13:02,960 # Although I know that you care, won't you write and declare 226 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:09,120 # That though on the loose, you are still on the square? 227 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:13,600 # I'll be gloomy, but send that rainbow to me 228 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:17,960 # Then my shadows will fly 229 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:21,840 # Though you'll be gone for a while 230 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:28,840 # I know that I'll be smilin' with my baby by and by and by 231 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:34,800 # With my baby by and by In the sweet by and by 232 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:38,160 # Bye-bye, baby, bye-bye We will meet on the beautiful shore 233 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:41,160 # Baby, bye, goodbye 234 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,400 # Bye-bye, pretty baby 235 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:49,720 # You better remember you're my baby 236 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:53,640 # When they give you the eye My, my! 237 00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:58,920 # Although I know that you care, won't you write and declare 238 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:05,400 # Declare that though on the loose, you are still staying on the square 239 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:08,120 # I'll be gloomy 240 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:10,760 # But send that rainbow to me 241 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:14,720 # Then my shadow will fly 242 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:18,640 # Though you'll be gone for a while 243 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:25,800 # I know that I'll be smilin' with my baby by and by and by 244 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:30,280 # With my baby by and by 245 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:49,400 # I'll be in my room alone 246 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:54,200 # Every postmeridian 247 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:58,400 # And I'll be with my diary 248 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:04,280 # And that book by Mr Gideon 249 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:11,520 # Bye-bye, baby 250 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:17,400 # Remember you're my baby 251 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:24,200 # When they give you the eye 252 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:31,600 # And just to show that I care 253 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:37,640 # I will write and declare 254 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:43,040 # That I'm on the loose 255 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:48,800 # But I'll stay on the square 256 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:55,240 # I'll be lonely 257 00:15:55,240 --> 00:16:01,240 # But even though I'm lonely 258 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:08,560 # There'll be no other guy 259 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:17,280 # Though I'll be gone for a while 260 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:22,840 # I know that I'll be smilin' 261 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:24,560 THUD 262 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:28,600 # With my baby by and by and by 263 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:32,000 # With my baby by and by 264 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:37,240 # I'll be gloomy, but send that rainbow to me 265 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:38,840 # Then my shadows will fly... # 266 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:42,000 All ashore! Last call! All ashore! Last call! 267 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,360 # Though you'll be gone for a while 268 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:51,600 # I know that I'll be smilin' with my baby by and by 269 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:58,640 # Bye-bye, baby 270 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:01,440 # Remember you're my baby 271 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:05,360 # When they give you the eye 272 00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:08,360 # Although I know that you care 273 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:11,200 # Won't you write and declare 274 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:17,200 # That though on the loose, you are still on the square 275 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:22,720 # I'll be gloomy, but send that rainbow to me 276 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:25,640 # Then my shadow will fly... # 277 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,800 Hey, you better go! Oh, don't go! 278 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:30,840 Step back, please. Bye, lover! 279 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:38,200 # I know that I'll be smilin' with my baby by and by 280 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,240 # And by 281 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:45,520 # With my wonderful baby 282 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:51,920 # By and by 283 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:58,560 # Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye. # 284 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,720 Hi. Hi. 285 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,560 Hi, Miss Shaw. What are you going to be doing? 286 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,080 All right, you guys, keep moving. 287 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:21,800 "Mr Amos Jones and valet." 288 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,640 What are you doing? 289 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,520 I'm checking the passenger list. 290 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:28,840 "Mr Alfred Loman and valet." 291 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:32,000 "Mr Eugene Martin and valet." 292 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,880 Why the sudden interest in valets? 293 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,680 When a man has "and valet" after his name, 294 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:39,760 he's definitely worthwhile. 295 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:42,840 I'm simply trying to find a suitable gentleman escort for you. 296 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:46,560 Well, don't bother. I've just provided myself with about 20. 297 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,880 Dorothy, did you ever hear of a rich pole-vaulter? 298 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:56,880 Maybe not, but who cares? I like a man who can run faster than I can. 299 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:59,200 I hate to think where you'll wind up. 300 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:02,760 You're wasting all your time on unrefined persons without any money. 301 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:04,240 Honey, did it ever occur to you 302 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:06,880 that some people just don't care about money? 303 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:10,000 Please, don't be silly. We're talking serious. 304 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,320 You don't want to end up with a loveless marriage, do you? 305 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,160 Me, loveless? 306 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,880 That's right! Because if a girl's spending all of her time 307 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,200 worrying about the money she doesn't have, 308 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:22,080 how is she going to have any time for being in love? 309 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:25,520 I want you to find happiness and stop having fun. 310 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:29,720 That baffles me. You'll thank me some day. 311 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:34,800 Here's a good one - "Henry Spofford III and valet." 312 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,880 I remember reading 313 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:41,080 the Spofford family owns practically a whole state. 314 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:44,480 A big one too. I think it's Pennsylvania. 315 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:47,480 Well, I guess I could settle for Pennsylvania. 316 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:50,360 Hello, there, Mrs Henry Spofford III! 317 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,720 Mrs Henry Spofford III and valet. 318 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,640 He's not going to have anything I don't have. 319 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,000 I'll see you later. 320 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,560 Don't forget the cocktail party. 321 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,080 All right. 5:30. 322 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:08,360 The whole team? That's right. You got it. Until after the games. 323 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:11,440 You mean to tell me you eat at six and have to be in bed at nine? 324 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:14,000 That's right. Coach is strict. They check up on everybody. 325 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:18,080 Holy smoke, 9:00! That's just when life begins. 326 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,480 THEY LAUGH, WHISTLE BLOWS Not for us! All right, you guys. 327 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:34,240 One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. 328 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,280 COUNT CONTINUES 329 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:45,840 One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. 330 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:48,720 One, two, three, four. 331 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:54,800 One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four, one... 332 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,920 Honey, you'll hurt yourself! 333 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:10,600 # I can't play tennis My golf's a menace 334 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:13,800 # I just can't do the Australian crawl 335 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:18,520 # And I'm no better at volleyball Ain't there anyone here for love? 336 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:22,280 # Sweet love Ain't there anyone here for love? 337 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:37,680 # I'm apathetic and non-athletic Can't keep up in a marathon 338 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:44,560 # I need some shoulder to lean upon and a couple of arms to hold me 339 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:47,120 # Ain't there anyone here for love? 340 00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:04,200 # I'm not in condition to wrestle 341 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:07,560 # I've never trained in a gym 342 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:14,680 # Show me a man who can nestle 343 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:18,760 # And I'll pin a medal on him 344 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:25,040 # Need some chappie to make me happy and he don't have to be Hercules 345 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:27,440 # Don't anyone know about birds and bees? 346 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:30,680 # Ain't there anyone here for love? 347 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:34,760 # Sweet love 348 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:38,800 # Ain't there anyone 349 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:42,800 # Here for love? # 350 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,480 Doubles, anyone? 351 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,560 Court's free. 352 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:07,200 Two out of three, anyone? 353 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,240 SHE WHISTLES 354 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,160 Doesn't anyone want to play? 355 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:22,280 # I like big muscles and red corpuscles 356 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:26,280 # I like a beautiful hunk o' man 357 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:30,360 # But I'm no physical culture fan 358 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:34,640 # Ain't there anyone here for love? 359 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:38,640 # Sweet love Ain't there anyone 360 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,440 # Ain't there anyone 361 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:51,000 # Ain't there anyone, anyone, anyone, anyone 362 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,520 # For love? # 363 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,240 Did you say $50? Mai oui, monsieur. 364 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,720 That's a fairly tidy sum just to get a seat at a table. 365 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,960 That's the law of supply and demand, monsieur. 366 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:17,560 Already I've got many requests 367 00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,880 for a seat at Miss Lee and Miss Shaw's table, 368 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:23,600 and the price goes up and up and up. 369 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,840 That's inevitable. Je regrette, monsieur. 370 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,040 Mm-hm. 371 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,720 Well, je regrette it more than vous. 372 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:32,480 However, the name's Malone. 373 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,440 Better get it down there while I can still afford it. 374 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,640 Merci Monsieur Malone. 375 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,840 Bonjour, mademoiselle. Are you the headwaiter? 376 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,760 At your service, mademoiselle. I'm Miss Lee. 377 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,400 Oh, Miss Lee. 378 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:48,200 Well, now I understand! What can I do for you, Miss Lee? 379 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,520 Put a certain gentleman at my table. 380 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:54,360 Oh, I'm humiliated, mademoiselle - there is nothing I can do for you. 381 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:57,880 All seating arrangements are completed, final, finished, compris? 382 00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,280 That's too bad. 383 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:02,040 Once I was in Atlantic City and all the gentlemen in the hotel 384 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,480 wanted to sit at my table. 385 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,640 Well, I can understand that. 386 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:08,760 Some of them even went to the headwaiter to give him money. 387 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:12,400 That happens. What can one do? One takes it. Why not? 388 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,720 That headwaiter had to give it back. 389 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,960 Indeed? Why? 390 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,600 Because I had all my meals in my room. 391 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,400 I mean, I didn't even come to the table at all. 392 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:25,600 So, naturally, the men wanted their money back. 393 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,320 Oh, mademoiselle, I beg you... 394 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,680 Do you want me to have all my meals in my room? 395 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,880 That must not be, mademoiselle. Of course... 396 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:36,000 ..if Mr Henry Spofford III is seated at my table... 397 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,880 Oh, it shall be, mademoiselle. 398 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:39,920 Thank you ever so. Mademoiselle. 399 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,440 UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS 400 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,160 Hi. 401 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,600 Oh, hi, Miss Shaw. Well, it's nice to see you. 402 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,640 In case you don't remember, my name is Watson. 403 00:25:56,640 --> 00:26:00,000 Mr Watson. Here we are, all ready for you. 404 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,560 Thanks, I need it. Why, what's the matter? 405 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:06,440 Can you imagine, the entire Olympic team has to be in bed by 9:00? 406 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,400 What can you do about a thing like that? 407 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,160 Send a letter to your congressman. 408 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,440 Catch me a pigeon, I'd be glad to. 409 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,960 Er, Miss Shaw, may I present Sir Francis Beekman? 410 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,760 How do you do? How do you do? A pigeon, if there ever was one. 411 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,280 Note the blood-red ruby eyes. 412 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,920 Oh, I see! Now, Watson, there's no need to run a fellow down. 413 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,520 He's jealous because I have a way with the ladies. How do you do it? 414 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,040 What makes a difference with the ladies 415 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:27,800 is that diamond mine of yours. Diamond mine? 416 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,000 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll go on being the host. 417 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,920 Cheeky fellow. Good sort, though. Is it true? 418 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:35,080 What say we sit down and make ourselves comfortable? What? 419 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:37,400 I understand that you're an entertainer, Miss Shaw. 420 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:40,040 By Jove, I bet you're a good one, though. Thanks. 421 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,400 Say, is that on the level? Do you own a diamond mine? 422 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,160 Well, I'm happy to say I do, my dear. 423 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,680 Are you interested in diamonds? 424 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,320 No, no, not particularly, but, um... 425 00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:50,160 Dearie me, really? You must be a very extraordinary girl. 426 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:53,520 Will you do me a favour, sir? Piggy, just call me Piggy. 427 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:56,280 Would you do me a favour, Piggy? Anything, my dear. Name it. 428 00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:59,680 Would you be careful not to spread it around about your diamond mine. 429 00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:01,800 I wouldn't want my girlfriend to hear about that. 430 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,800 Oh, she doesn't care for diamonds either, huh? 431 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,520 Believe me, Piggy, I'm only trying to save everybody trouble. 432 00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:09,040 Do not tell her about the diamonds. 433 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,120 Did you say "diamonds"? 434 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:14,920 Well, well, well! By George, I must say! 435 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,320 No doubt about it, no sirree. 436 00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,560 By George, no doubt about it at all. 437 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,240 Miss Lee, meet Piggy. 438 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,240 Delighted! Delighted! 439 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,880 You did say "diamonds." I can tell. 440 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,680 Yes, my dear. You see my firm 441 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,480 controls the second-largest diamond diggings in South Africa. 442 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,880 But it seems that we mustn't say anything about it. 443 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,800 This young lady has a friend she doesn't want to know about me. 444 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:43,160 I wonder why. Oh, no, you don't. 445 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:46,840 Pardon my saying so, but having heard so much about you and all, 446 00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:48,680 I expected you'd be much older. 447 00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:51,400 Me? Oh, why, you don't say. 448 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:52,920 Well, by George! 449 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:54,240 Older than what? 450 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,680 The Pyramids. 451 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,480 Of course, I always say if a man isn't a certain age, 452 00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,280 he just isn't interesting. 453 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,440 Oh, honey, lay off! 454 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,080 Bless my soul. Bless my s... 455 00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,280 Would you care to dance? 456 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:08,160 I would enjoy to dance. Thank you ever so. 457 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,280 Could you use another drink? No, thanks, I still have... 458 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,360 Can't tell the players without a programme. 459 00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:19,760 Well, I certainly want to know who the players are. 460 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:23,440 For instance, who's the young man who just tried to steal second base? 461 00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:24,960 My name's Malone. 462 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,520 Mine's Shaw, Dorothy. 463 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,480 Well, Mr Malone? 464 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,200 You're the most attractive girl in the room so I came over to tell you. 465 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:33,440 Do you mind? 466 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,680 No. I might as well warn you, flattery'll get you anywhere. 467 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,640 In that case, we haven't any problems. 468 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:40,720 As a matter of fact, 469 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,840 I've been wondering why you hadn't shown up before this. 470 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:46,640 Well, I... I had some business to attend to. 471 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,240 Then this isn't a vacation? 472 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:51,040 Not entirely. There's still a telephone. 473 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:54,200 In fact, I just had some bad news. Oh? 474 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,200 My best two-year-old will never run again. 475 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,200 Bowed a tendon. He's worth 30,000 or 40,000. 476 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,160 Well, not that I care about the money, 477 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,760 but this might've been a good one. 478 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,760 Oh, no, you're not one of those, are you? 479 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:06,080 One of what? 480 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:09,280 The kind who thinks he has to tell a girl how much money he has. 481 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,440 What's the matter with having money? 482 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,440 Yes, I'm afraid you are. 483 00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:14,960 Do me a favour, will you, Malone? 484 00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,160 Go whistle up a rope. Now, wait a minute... 485 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,560 You might as well know I can't stand rich playboys 486 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,960 who think all they have to do is start... Now, wait a minute! 487 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:26,040 I'm not that bad all the time. Sometimes I'm very nice. 488 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,760 Sometimes I just speak without thinking. 489 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,640 I get the picture. You're half sweet and half acid. 490 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:35,160 Please, Miss Shaw, I made a mistake. Yes, you did. 491 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,840 Honestly, someone gave me some bad information. 492 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,800 Now that I've put my foot in it, 493 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,760 it seems to me I remember that it wasn't you they were talking about, 494 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:44,480 but your girlfriend. 495 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:47,640 Oh, Lorelei. Or am I wrong again? 496 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,640 No, money is rather a hobby of Lorelei's. 497 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,240 LORELEI LAUGHS 498 00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:54,920 Oh, Piggy! 499 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,440 You're kind of worried about her, aren't you? 500 00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,760 You're very observing. 501 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,040 Am I forgiven? 502 00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,880 Considering the man shortage on this craft... 503 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,880 Good. We'll start all over again. And I promise that I... 504 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:10,400 We're going to be interrupted. 505 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,200 We've just had a jolly time. What? 506 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:15,600 Oh, Mr Malone, Miss Lee and...Piggy. There I go again. 507 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,920 Sir Francis Beekman How do you do? How do you do? Hi. 508 00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:21,120 Oh Dorothy, Piggy's a super-best dancer! 509 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,600 So light on his feet, you'd never believe it! 510 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:24,920 I was sure he would be. 511 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,840 Oh, now, say, you're just trying to flatter me, that... 512 00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,560 What's the matter? Lady Beekman, my wife. 513 00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,000 I thought it was his diamond mine. 514 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,480 There you are, my dear. Won't you come and join us? 515 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,480 I just have. Quite so, my dear. 516 00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:39,360 Oh, may I present Miss Lee? How do you do? Miss Shaw. Hi. 517 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:40,920 Mr... Malone. How do you do? 518 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,440 LADY BEEKMAN: How do you do? A pleasure, I'm ever so sure. 519 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,920 Thank you. Thank you. 520 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,840 Come sit down, my dear, we're having a jolly time. 521 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,560 Lady Beekman, that's the most beautiful jewellery 522 00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,520 I've ever seen in my whole life. 523 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,680 Oh, hm-mm, I'm quite proud of the earrings. 524 00:30:56,680 --> 00:31:00,040 Heirlooms, you know. Been in the family for ages. 525 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,480 You'd never know it. They look just like new. 526 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,840 Oh, quite... 527 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:09,720 You might be interested in my tiara. I always carry it with me. 528 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:11,720 Afraid to leave it in the state room. 529 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:13,640 And you're not afraid to show it to Lorelei? 530 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,280 Now, stop. Lady Beekman won't know you're teasing. 531 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,440 Look! Did you ever? 532 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,560 Anywhere, anything like it? 533 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:27,240 All blue stones. Cosy little job, what? 534 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:29,880 May I just hold it for a minute? Of course. 535 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,280 How do you put it around your neck? 536 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,520 You don't, lovey, it goes on your head. 537 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:39,240 You must think I was born yesterday. 538 00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:42,280 Well, sometimes there's just no other possible explanation. 539 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:44,600 No, no, my dear. She's quite right. 540 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,760 Like so. It's a tiara. 541 00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:50,280 You do wear it on your head! 542 00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:53,840 I just love finding new places to wear diamonds! 543 00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:56,360 There's the music. If you'll excuse me, my dear, 544 00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,280 Miss Lee has promised me this next dance. 545 00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,360 We've got to dress for dinner now. But it's only... 546 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:04,320 We must go, Francis. Oh, well, all right. Au revoir. 547 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,200 A very pleasant au revoir to you. 548 00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:10,120 Oh! My tiara. Thank you. 549 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:13,480 Poor fella. 550 00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:16,280 Two-to-one she keeps him locked in her closet for the rest of the trip. 551 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:20,160 Listen, I'd be grateful if she did. I think he's cute. 552 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:23,360 That's not the point. You know very well, what I mean, you and that.. 553 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,080 What are you doing? 554 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:27,880 Just testing. 555 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:30,160 Wonder what I'll wear it with when I... 556 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:31,720 How does it look? 557 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,680 Exactly like trouble. 558 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,720 I told the coalition leader 559 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,520 that what we need is a man who could do something about... 560 00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:51,040 Finish your story, dear. 561 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,400 Merci, madame. 562 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:12,440 Your table, madame. 563 00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:13,680 Good evening! 564 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:16,920 Miss Lee and Miss Shaw, this is Mr Crossley. 565 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,200 How do you do? Mr Franklin. Mr... 566 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,800 Mason. How do you do? And... Mr Brooks. How do you do? 567 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,120 BOTH: How do you do? 568 00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:24,960 Isn't Mr Henry Spofford III here? 569 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,080 Not yet, but I believe this is his chair. 570 00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,560 You're here, Miss Lee. 571 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,920 Miss Shaw, you're over here. Thank you. 572 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,080 Pardon me, my girlfriend's too shy to ask, 573 00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,920 but could she please have your seat? But of course. 574 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:38,160 She gets sick if she rides backwards. 575 00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,080 I'm sorry. Not at all. 576 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,080 How does it happen that we're at the same table? 577 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,080 This is the seat they assigned me, lady. 578 00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:49,640 How much did it cost you? 579 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:52,240 I can't tell you. You'd get too conceited. 580 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:55,000 You're Mr Franklin, aren't you? Yes. Are you enjoying your trip? 581 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,400 Oh... How many times have you crossed? This is my... 582 00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,720 Don't you feel alone out on a big ocean? Well, I... 583 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:01,840 I just adore conversation, don't you? 584 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,840 I certainly... Pardon, monsieur. 585 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:06,480 Mademoiselle, Mr Spofford is here. Oh. 586 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:07,920 WHISPERS: Dorothy. 587 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:09,480 Pardon me for whispering. 588 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:12,520 Now, please, try to make a good impression. OK. 589 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:15,920 Right this way, sir. Mr Henry Spofford. 590 00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:19,720 Hello. MEN: Hello. 591 00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:22,080 Hello. Hello. 592 00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:25,400 Well, Mr Spofford, are you travelling by yourself? 593 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:28,640 No, I've got a valet, a tutor and a trainer. 594 00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:31,440 Well...pardon my saying so and all, 595 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:35,160 but having heard so much about you, I expected you to be much older. 596 00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:38,360 I'm old enough to appreciate a good-looking girl when I see one. 597 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,520 This promises to be quite a trip. 598 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:45,080 Personally, I don't intend to miss a meal. 599 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:47,840 How am I doing? 600 00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,480 Hey, there's a place over there. 601 00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:58,360 Oh, Ernie, would you get us some cigarettes? 602 00:34:58,360 --> 00:34:59,720 Sure. 603 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:08,600 I can't get over that passenger list. Calling a young boy "Mr"! 604 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,320 A girl could waste a whole trip to Europe, 605 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,240 if she trusted that passenger list. 606 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,640 Then you think we'd better give up the whole idea, huh? 607 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,800 Well, if he was 16 or 17, you could marry him in Tennessee. 608 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,920 Seemed a good idea to bring some drinks. 609 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,800 Here are your cigarettes. Oh, you're a dear, good boy. 610 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,520 I've been wondering, what's your line, Mr Malone? 611 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:26,920 My line? 612 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,360 Well, my most effective one 613 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,920 is to tell a girl that she has hair like a tortured midnight, 614 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:35,280 lips like a red couch in an ivory palace, 615 00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:38,480 that I'm lonely and starved for affection. 616 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,440 Then I generally burst into tears. 617 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:41,600 Very seldom works. 618 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,600 DOROTHY CHUCKLES 619 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,600 You idiot. 620 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,600 No, I mean, what do you do for a living? 621 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,480 Oh, that kind of a line. 622 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:48,960 Nothing, I'm afraid. 623 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,040 Just clip coupons and live off the fat of the land. 624 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:56,160 Coupons. That's like money, isn't it? Very similar. 625 00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,760 I'm so pleased Dorothy's taken an interest in you. 626 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,480 I mean, she's never been interested in anyone worthwhile. 627 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:02,920 No taste, eh? 628 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,800 No, I'm a hobo collector. I might even find room for you. 629 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:09,280 She's joking, Mr Malone. I hope not, I'm kind of counting on it. 630 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:11,600 Some people don't catch on to Dorothy's jokes. 631 00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:14,640 I'm going to try. That's good. 632 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:18,080 Dorothy's the best and loyalest friend a girl ever had. 633 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:22,560 She'll make some man a wonderful wife. You'll find out. 634 00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:25,720 Well, I've got to be going. Going? Where? 635 00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:29,640 Don't worry about me. I'm only concerned about you two. 636 00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,800 There's a wonderful moon out tonight. 637 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,520 Well, well, well, there you are. 638 00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,280 I say, Miss Lee, will you dance with me? 639 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,000 I should be jolly well pleased if you will. 640 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,600 Thank you ever so, I'd love to. 641 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,280 That is, if you hadn't asked me, I was going to ask you. 642 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,600 Really? Well, by Jove! I just say... I say, will you excuse us? 643 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,000 SHIP HORN HONKS 644 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,000 Oh Ernie, do you remember 645 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,280 last night? Very well. 646 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:59,040 No, I mean when we were talking about the moon. Oh. 647 00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:02,520 You said it reminded you of a moon you'd seen in Coney Island. 648 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:05,240 Ah. Could have been the same one. Why? 649 00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:07,560 Well, I remember that I was wondering 650 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:11,040 what a rich young man like you were doing in Coney Island. 651 00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:12,800 Oh, well, um... 652 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:16,040 I rather thought you'd be in Bermuda or Palm Beach or... 653 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,080 BAND PLAYING 654 00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:31,120 I wonder if I should go in and break that up. 655 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:34,120 They're just dancing out in public. 656 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,160 Can't make much of a case out of that. 657 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:38,240 You sound like a detective. 658 00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:42,960 Oh, c'mon. Let's go find our moon and forget about your girlfriend. 659 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:46,040 Anyway I'd probably get in trouble if I pushed Piggy overboard. 660 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,200 Not with me. 661 00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:51,640 Anyway, why blame Piggy? It's not all his fault. 662 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:52,920 No, I... 663 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,040 Just what did you mean by that remark? 664 00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:58,920 Well, let's say I just can't figure out 665 00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:02,520 how two girls can be so different and be such good friends. 666 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:05,120 Now listen, Malone, let's get this straight. 667 00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:08,000 Nobody talks about Lorelei but me. 668 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,080 She's quite a girl. You just don't know her. 669 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,840 You don't mind if I like you better, do you? 670 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:24,040 We settled that quarrel in a hurry. 671 00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,360 Now what do we talk about? 672 00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:28,680 Let's talk about you. 673 00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:31,240 Well, for the past hour, I've been thinking. 674 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:36,200 Thinking about doing something. 675 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,440 Well, what have you been thinking, Mr Malone? 676 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:46,920 HORN BLASTS 677 00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:16,600 PIGGY SPEAKS SWAHILI 678 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,520 Aren't you clever, Piggy! 679 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,040 You see, that means, 680 00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:23,320 "Come to my basha and I'll give you my old coconut shells." 681 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:25,080 Now, you see, the natives believe 682 00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:28,040 that coconut shells ward off the snakes. Clever, what? 683 00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:30,920 Africa must be fascinating. 684 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,920 Gee, Piggy, a girl like I 685 00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:36,040 almost never gets to meet really interesting men. 686 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:40,280 Sometimes my brain gets real starved. Poor little thing. 687 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,880 It's a terrible thing to be lonesome, 688 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,280 especially in the middle of a crowd. 689 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:46,600 Do you know what I mean? 690 00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:49,000 You'll never be lonesome again. Now, you leave it to Piggy. 691 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,080 DOOR OPENS 692 00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:53,440 Excuse me, Piggy, I've got to see Lorelei alone. 693 00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:55,880 Certainly, certainly. Shall I wait in the next room? 694 00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,560 If you like. We're expecting Lady Beekman for tea. 695 00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:01,000 Lady Beekman? Mm-hm. Here? Yes. 696 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,120 Oh, I just remembered, I have another appointment. 697 00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:04,480 I'd better pop off. 698 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:07,000 Well, toodle-loo, chin-chin and all that rot, you know? 699 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,720 That was very mean of you! I would never interr... 700 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:12,600 Now, you shut up and sit down and listen to me 701 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,960 because you're in a jam, honey. Me? Why? 702 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:16,760 What were you and Piggy doing in here 703 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,560 before he started barking like a seal? 704 00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,400 He wasn't barking, that's Swahili. 705 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,840 No, no, before that. Now, think hard. 706 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,400 Was there anything that would look incriminating in a photograph? 707 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,680 Something you wouldn't want Mr Esmond to see? 708 00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,760 Why, no... Oh. 709 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,840 My goodness, yes! What? 710 00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:35,480 Piggy was telling me about South Africa. 711 00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,600 It's very dangerous there. 712 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:40,440 Practically full of snakes called pythons. 713 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:44,320 And it seems a python can grab a goat 714 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:47,920 and kill it by just squeezing it to death. 715 00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,840 Well, get to the point. That's all. 716 00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:53,600 What's incriminating about that? 717 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:58,200 Well...Piggy was being the python, and I was a goat. 718 00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,280 Oh, Lorelei! 719 00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:01,680 Don't worry! 720 00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:04,080 Piggy won't tell anyone he was being the python! 721 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,200 He won't have to. 722 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,920 Because just about the time Piggy was squeezing the goat, 723 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,960 Mr Ernie Malone was taking pictures right through that porthole. 724 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,640 Whatever for? 725 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,800 The National Geographic magazine. 726 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000 Oh, wake up, honey. 727 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,440 Mr Malone has foxed us. 728 00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:25,600 He's been shining up to me so he could keep tabs on you. 729 00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:29,120 I'll bet you anything he's a private detective hired by Mr Esmond. 730 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:31,160 SHE GASPS 731 00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:33,680 Oh, Gus is jealous without pictures. 732 00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,560 If he sees that one, he'll be absolutely unreasonable. 733 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,560 Yes, he will. 734 00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,400 Oh. 735 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:43,200 I was going to crack Malone's head in, but I thought better of it. 736 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,880 What do you mean, better? 737 00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,080 We'll have a better chance of getting those pictures back 738 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,280 if he doesn't know we're on to him. I'll get them. 739 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,200 How? He's a man, isn't he? 740 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:53,800 No, charm won't work. He's too smart for that. 741 00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:58,480 And he was such a doll last night. Oh, Dorothy! 742 00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:03,560 Boy, will I tell that stinker off when we get those pictures back! 743 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:07,920 The question is how do we do that? Well... 744 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:09,960 ..the simplest way is to swipe 'em. 745 00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,480 C'mon, we'll get our war paint on and go to work. 746 00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,680 By the way, where's Lorelei tonight? 747 00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,200 You sound interested. 748 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,200 I am, but not in her. 749 00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:03,240 Well, if you are interested, I think I know where we could find her. 750 00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,280 I was just asking a question. 751 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,880 SHE SIGHS 752 00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,200 SHE SIGHS 753 00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,200 That's all... 754 00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:56,480 Hello. 755 00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:59,640 Oh, Mr Spofford, will you please give me a hand? 756 00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:01,080 I'm sort of stuck. 757 00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:04,240 Are you a burglar? Heavens, no! 758 00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:06,960 The steward locked me in. I was waiting for a friend. 759 00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:08,640 Why didn't you ring for him? 760 00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:11,560 I didn't think of it. Isn't that silly? 761 00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:14,440 If you're a burglar and I help you escape... 762 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:17,120 Please, help me before somebody comes along. 763 00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:18,320 I'm thinking... 764 00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,440 All right. I'll help you. 765 00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,080 I'll help you for two reasons. 766 00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:24,520 Never mind the reasons. Just help me. 767 00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:28,040 The first reason is I'm too young to be sent to jail. 768 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,960 The second reason is 769 00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:31,920 you've got a lot of animal magnetism. 770 00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:33,960 DOOR OPENS 771 00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:36,920 Hey, look, someone's coming. 772 00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:42,680 Oh, dear, what'll I do? 773 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,000 Quick, hold this around your neck, tight. 774 00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:54,560 Good evening. 775 00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:58,720 I say, whatever are you doing up there? 776 00:44:58,720 --> 00:45:01,640 I just want to see the view from here. It's better. 777 00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,200 Quite so. 778 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,840 Are you feeling well, my dear? 779 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:07,960 Yes, thank you ever so, except for being so cold. 780 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,400 I must have caught a chill. 781 00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,720 What say we go and get a spot of sherry? 782 00:45:11,720 --> 00:45:13,240 Oh, no, I can't. 783 00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:15,800 Well, sherry's the best thing if a cold is coming on. 784 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,320 Honest, I couldn't. 785 00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:20,200 Well, you do look a bit flushed, my dear. Let me feel your pulse. 786 00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,280 No, no, please, don't... 787 00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:25,600 No cause for alarm, my dear. It's purely medical. 788 00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:28,800 Well, there's no fever, at any rate. 789 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:31,040 I'm all right, I'm fine. 790 00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:33,840 Such a little flowery hand. Please, put that back. 791 00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,600 So sweet, so tiny, 792 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:39,400 and yet it can hold a human heart. 793 00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,800 Stop that! I beg your pardon? 794 00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:44,720 Well, I... Why... 795 00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:47,680 DEEPENS VOICE: Laryngitis, I guess. There's no doubt about it. 796 00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:49,760 Piggy, I'd better have some of that sherry. 797 00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:51,120 Will you get me some? 798 00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:52,960 I fly on the wings of Mercury. 799 00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:55,600 Just hurry up. All right, my dear. 800 00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:02,840 How can you stand that doddering old wolf? 801 00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:05,280 Can't you see his intentions are not honourable. 802 00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,920 For heaven's sakes, get me out of here! 803 00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:15,480 Help me over here. 804 00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:19,760 Wait a minute, what do you mean you're all bruised? 805 00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,720 Malone's been here with me the whole time. 806 00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:23,800 Mr Spofford pulled me too hard. 807 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:25,600 Mr Spofford? 808 00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:28,160 Look, honey, never mind the games. Did you get the pictures? 809 00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:30,360 No, they weren't there. Are you sure? 810 00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:31,880 Absolutely, I looked everywhere. 811 00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:34,640 And they're not in the camera shop either cos I went in and asked. 812 00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:36,760 Then he's got them in his pockets. 813 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,280 He must have, darn it! 814 00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:41,720 Of course, he wouldn't bother to hide them as long as he thinks 815 00:46:41,720 --> 00:46:44,800 we're buying his act. Well, there's only one thing to do. 816 00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:48,840 Listen, order dinner for three in our cabin and get some drinks. 817 00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:51,240 I'll have him there in about ten minutes. 818 00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:53,160 If we can't empty his pockets between us, 819 00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:55,160 we're not worthy of the name "women"! 820 00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:57,200 I'll have everything ready. 821 00:47:08,720 --> 00:47:10,080 He'll be here in a minute. 822 00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:12,560 I sent him for some cigarettes. You have the drinks ready? 823 00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:14,200 Almost ready. 824 00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:15,880 Well, this room's like an oven. 825 00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:18,000 I know. Let's turn some of this heat off. 826 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,040 Leave it alone, dear. 827 00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:22,440 But, honey, it's hot, why don't... 828 00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:24,640 Oh, for him. 829 00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:27,080 You know, sometimes your brain amazes me. 830 00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:30,080 Thank you. Remember, our drink is just water and bitters, 831 00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:32,800 so don't make any remarks. Mm-hm. 832 00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:34,480 What are you doing with that one? 833 00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:38,440 This is his. Do you think three sleeping pills are enough? 834 00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:41,600 Three's quite a lot. That's pretty potent stuff. 835 00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:44,280 If a thing's worth doing, it's worth doing well. 836 00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:46,800 KNOCK ON DOOR 837 00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:46,800 Oh, here we go. 838 00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:53,320 Come in. Here are your cigarettes. Thanks. 839 00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,320 Hi, Miss Lee. Good evening, Mr Malone. 840 00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:57,240 I got cocktails all ready. Good. 841 00:47:57,240 --> 00:47:58,600 Make yourself at home. 842 00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:00,840 Phew! Say, you girls know it's hot in here? 843 00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:02,120 Must be 110. 844 00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,800 Yes, it is a little warm, but Lorelei's afraid of catching cold. 845 00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:06,320 Got a touch of laryngitis. 846 00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,440 Here your are Mr Malone, specialty of the house. 847 00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,560 Thank you! That's quite a cocktail. 848 00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:14,240 It's very mild. Let's drink a toast. Do you know this one? 849 00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:18,600 There was an old fellow named Sidney Who drank till he ruined a kidney 850 00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:22,040 It shrivelled and shrank But he drank and he drank 851 00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:24,560 He had his fun doing it, didn't he? 852 00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:27,320 It's appetising. I know another one - bottoms up. 853 00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:35,280 HE GASPS, SPLUTTERS 854 00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:40,320 He looks like he's going to explode. 855 00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:43,120 What are you girls made of? What was that? 856 00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:46,080 Just equal parts of Scotch, vodka, brandy and gin. Oh! 857 00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:47,680 Here, try this. 858 00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:53,560 HE SPLUTTERS 859 00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:54,840 That wasn't water! 860 00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:57,400 No, it was straight vodka. Do you want some more? 861 00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:58,520 No. 862 00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:00,760 What's the matter? Don't you feel well? 863 00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:02,000 I'm burning up. 864 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,040 I know what - let's take off your coat. 865 00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:08,400 Oh, yes, you'll feel a lot better. You'll cool off. Here, I'll help. 866 00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:11,400 Now, you just sit down there. Excuse me a minute. 867 00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:15,720 Any luck? Not so far. 868 00:49:17,240 --> 00:49:18,960 Be sure you check the inside pocket. 869 00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:23,360 It's not in here. It's not in his coat. 870 00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:24,640 Darn it. 871 00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:26,720 There's one other place it could be. Where? 872 00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:29,680 His pants. Well, we'll have to get those too. 873 00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:31,160 Would you rather I did it alone? 874 00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:34,440 No, I think two heads are better than one. I suppose so. 875 00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:36,320 It's ticklish business any way you look at it. 876 00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:39,040 C'mon, we'll stick together. 877 00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:41,360 Say, you know, I nearly went to sleep sitting here. 878 00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:43,320 You suppose you could turn that heat down? 879 00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:45,320 You know what I think he needs, a good glass of water. 880 00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:47,080 Don't you, honey? Yes, indeed. 881 00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:49,360 Yeah, I'd like some water, but it's this heat, I can't... 882 00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:51,200 Nice glass of water, yes. Just can't... 883 00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:53,760 Oh, look out, honey! Oh! Oh, I'm sorry! My goodness! 884 00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:55,400 Your pants are soaked! 885 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:58,120 We can't leave him here in wet pants, can we? Certainly not! 886 00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:01,160 Give them to me. I'll put them under the hairdryer. No, no, no, look, I'm all right, 887 00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:04,200 I'll just go and change. Oh, don't be silly. We wouldn't think of... No, no, no! 888 00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:07,080 Oh, no, no! Look, this is not... I'm not going to catch cold! 889 00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:09,600 There's no... What kind of a dinner party is this?! 890 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:12,640 Pardonnez moi! 891 00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:15,720 Francois, you're just in time. Get something to put on him. 892 00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:17,680 Mr Malone doesn't feel very well. 893 00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:20,120 You know I think you'd better go to you room and lie down. 894 00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:21,800 I feel like lying down for a month. 895 00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:23,680 Qu'est-ce qu'il y a, monsieur? Here, put this on. 896 00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:25,480 MALONE YAWNS 897 00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:27,400 Francois'll help you. 898 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,400 It's not fair, you know. Two against one! 899 00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:31,080 Oui, monsieur... Take a man's pants! 900 00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:32,560 Je suis d'accord, monsieur. 901 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,360 I don't think it's here. Oh, it must be. 902 00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:43,080 Dorothy! 903 00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:44,800 I've got it! I've got it! 904 00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:51,320 Here. $2.20. Your negatives and positive prints. 905 00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:56,320 And may I say, in the immortal words of my countrymen, "Ooh, la, la!" 906 00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:58,800 Thank you ever so. Ah, plaisir, Mademoiselle Lorelei. 907 00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:00,360 Hi there, remember me? 908 00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:03,320 Why, yes. You're one of the Olympic athletes, aren't you? 909 00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:06,280 One of them? Sister, I'm the only four-letter man on the team. 910 00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,120 I should think you'd be ashamed to admit it. 911 00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,240 What? No, no, don't say another word. 912 00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:16,040 My word! By George! I must say, 913 00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:19,480 this is the most contemptible bit of impudence I've ever encountered - 914 00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:22,520 the idea of photographing innocent people through a porthole! 915 00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:25,160 Why, it's absolute invasion of privacy. 916 00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:27,800 Just imagine some newspaper getting a hold of it. 917 00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:31,080 Lady Beekman would never believe you were just being a snake. 918 00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:33,520 I think I'd better sit down a moment. 919 00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:36,280 Are you sure, my dear, there's no more of these things about? 920 00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:39,240 Positive, Piggy. Do you feel better? 921 00:51:39,240 --> 00:51:42,200 You little angel. You don't even know that there is 922 00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:46,120 a certain kind of girl that would take advantage of a thing like this. 923 00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:49,600 She'd have to be a pretty terrible girl to be mean 924 00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:53,200 to a sweet, intelligent, generous man like you, Piggy. 925 00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:54,960 My dear, my dear. 926 00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:57,760 You must let me do something for you to show my gratitude. 927 00:51:57,760 --> 00:51:59,400 Oh, thank you ever so! 928 00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:02,560 May I... May I kiss your hand? 929 00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:06,000 I always say, a kiss on the hand might feel very good, 930 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,920 but a diamond tiara lasts forever. A diamond tiara? 931 00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:10,880 Yes, Lady Beekman's. I'd just love to have it. 932 00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:12,520 Good gracious. What's the matter? 933 00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:15,520 Oh nothing, nothing. But wouldn't you rather have some furs? 934 00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:18,680 Or a race horse? Or a motor-boat? 935 00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:20,000 No, thank you. 936 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,880 Well, it would be very difficult for me to explain to Lady Beekman 937 00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:24,720 that I'd given away her jewels. 938 00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:28,320 But you're so clever, Piggy. You could, if you put your mind to it. 939 00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:31,360 Do you really think so? Of course I do. 940 00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:34,120 And besides, it's only fair I should have her tiara. 941 00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:37,400 Because, after all, she has you. 942 00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:41,080 My dear, my dear, my very dear! Let's get it right now. 943 00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:43,640 Anything you say, my dear, anything you say. 944 00:52:57,720 --> 00:52:59,640 Keep an eye on the door. Oui, monsieur. 945 00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:20,160 All right, Pierre, take this thing back to my cabin. 946 00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:21,920 I'm going to stay here. 947 00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:26,160 Here's the microphone, and a dividend. 948 00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:27,640 Merci, monsieur. 949 00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:31,640 And leave the door open, Pierre. Oui, monsieur. 950 00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:37,400 Lorelei, they're coming for our... 951 00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:39,200 How did you get in here? 952 00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:40,640 Came in through that door. 953 00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:42,960 I've been waiting... Still snooping around, huh? 954 00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:45,160 That's right. But it has nothing to do with you. 955 00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:47,000 I'm being paid to watch that blonde bandit... 956 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,280 I'd sure hate to have your job. 957 00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:52,760 Maybe you're right. Checking up on people is messy work sometimes, 958 00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:54,920 but only when those people are doing things that... 959 00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:57,360 Doing things like pretending to make love to a girl 960 00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:58,960 while you spy on her friend? 961 00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:01,760 That part of it is not true. And I waited here to tell you so. 962 00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:04,760 I wouldn't believe anything you said if you had it tattooed on your forehead. 963 00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:07,840 Now wait a minute, listen to me... Go away, Sherlock, you're a wrong guy. 964 00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:09,920 I'm not wrong about you and you're going to listen to me 965 00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:11,680 You're only making things worse. 966 00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:14,640 All right, don't listen. But whether you listen or not, I'm going to tell you. 967 00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:17,480 Come on in, honey, you can hear better in here. 968 00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:19,960 Oh, am I intruding 969 00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:22,440 or is he leaving? One hopes. 970 00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:24,040 I'm leaving. 971 00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:27,760 But, Miss Lee, before I go, I'm going to tell you this, 972 00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:29,160 because once in a while, 973 00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:32,600 even a mercenary nitwit like you has a decent impulse. 974 00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:35,840 Don't let your friend here get mixed up in any of your schemes, 975 00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:38,080 cos I'm going to rub your nose in them 976 00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:41,520 and I don't want this character to get hurt on the way. 977 00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:45,000 If you've nothing more to say, pray, scat! 978 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:46,480 That's about all. 979 00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:52,520 Honey, except for telling you I had money, which I haven't, 980 00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:55,200 everything else I said to you, I meant. 981 00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:57,400 And it wasn't part of my job either. 982 00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:02,160 Think about it. 983 00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:09,080 Why did you just stand there and let him kiss you? 984 00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:13,080 You want to hear something crazy? 985 00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:15,720 I think I'm falling in love with that slob. 986 00:55:15,720 --> 00:55:19,040 Oh, you just feel that way because he's poor. 987 00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:20,440 I hope so. 988 00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:22,800 Come on, let's change. We dock in an hour. 989 00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,440 HORN BLASTS 990 00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:57,360 Pierre, we want to buy some clothes. You know, hats, dresses... 991 00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:59,800 Oui, les robes, les chapeaux. 992 00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:01,320 You know some good places? 993 00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:03,000 Ah, oui, autour du quai la. 994 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,240 All right, that's where we want to go first. 995 00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:29,680 This has been fun, hasn't it? Yes. 996 00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:32,200 It's the first time I've been shopping without a man along. 997 00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,240 DOROTHY CHUCKLES 998 00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:41,000 Well, Pierre, you certainly were a big help. 999 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,840 Merci, mademoiselle! I've never spent so much money so fast. 1000 00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:45,800 It was a pleasure. There. Is that enough? 1001 00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:47,600 Oh, thank you, thank you. Merci, mademoiselle. 1002 00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:49,880 We'll be seeing you. Au revoir, au revoir, bon chance! 1003 00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:01,080 Bonjour, mesdames. 1004 00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:04,200 Bonjour mesdames. How do you do? I am the manager. May I help you? 1005 00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:06,560 Certainly, may you show me a place to take my shoes off. 1006 00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:08,080 My feet are killing me. 1007 00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:10,480 Dorothy, please. A lady never admits her feet hurt. 1008 00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:11,840 Bonjour! 1009 00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:14,440 Bonjour, mademoiselle. Have you reservations? 1010 00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:17,760 Yes, we do. It's in the name of Mr Augustus Esmond. 1011 00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:20,240 This is Miss Shaw, I'm Miss Lee. Hi. 1012 00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:24,320 Oh, yes. We have been expecting you. This way, please. 1013 00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:32,040 Well! Miss Lee, Miss Shaw. 1014 00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:34,360 Well, I thought surely in all Paris we could lose you. 1015 00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:36,640 Madame, are these the persons you were talking about? 1016 00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:38,400 Yes, these are the persons. 1017 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:42,640 Oh, Lady Piggy. I mean Beekman! What a pleasant surprise. 1018 00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:44,680 Hmm, I dare say. 1019 00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:46,600 You may proceed, Pritchard. 1020 00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:49,280 This person is Miss Lee. Miss Lee, 1021 00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:52,160 I represent the Suffolk and Greater London Insurance Company. 1022 00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:54,160 Well, did you ever so! I never buy insurance. 1023 00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:57,000 Sell it to Mr Malone. He needs it in the business he's in. 1024 00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:58,440 What is all this? 1025 00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:01,080 Young woman, if you return the tiara, 1026 00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:03,400 I'm willing to forget this squalid incident. What incident? 1027 00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:05,720 Allow me to clarify, Milady. 1028 00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:08,640 Lady Beekman's tiara, which is insured with my company, 1029 00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:11,840 has been reported as stolen. Stolen! What's that got to do with us? 1030 00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:15,200 We've been informed, it's in your possession. Is that true? 1031 00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:18,440 Absolutely not! Honey, why don't you let Lorelei talk for herself. 1032 00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:21,160 She'll do better than that, she'll sue you for slander! 1033 00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:23,880 Honey, tell them. Go on. 1034 00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:25,640 Well... We're waiting. 1035 00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:27,000 None of your business. 1036 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:29,200 Well, I'm afraid it's very much our business. 1037 00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:32,280 Honey, just tell them you haven't got it. Tell... 1038 00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:34,360 Oh, Lorelei, you didn't! 1039 00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:36,440 I did not steal Lady Beekman's tiara. 1040 00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:39,800 Then perhaps you'll explain how it happens to be in your possession? 1041 00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:41,440 Suppose we say that's my affair. 1042 00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:43,200 Well, that's one explanation. 1043 00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:45,880 Lord Beekman knows it wasn't stolen. Ask him. 1044 00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:48,400 We've already done so, Miss Lee. And? 1045 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:50,560 He denied knowing anything about it 1046 00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:52,560 and departed for the interior of Africa. 1047 00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:54,840 Hmm! Piggy wouldn't do that! 1048 00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:59,800 Miss Lee, are you or are you not going to give back the tiara? 1049 00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:03,600 I wouldn't dream of doing same. It's mine and I'm going to keep it. 1050 00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:06,200 That remains to be seen. Come, Pritchard. 1051 00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:09,120 You'll find that I mean business. 1052 00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:10,960 Really? Then why are you wearing that hat? 1053 00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:12,320 Oh! 1054 00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:17,040 Honey, I want to talk to you. I've made up my mind. 1055 00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:19,400 Look, Lorelei, the simplest way to get out of this whole thing 1056 00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:20,760 is just to give it back. 1057 00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:23,520 I do not care to converse with you, Mr Malone. 1058 00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:26,560 We will not be in to this man as long as we're staying this hotel. 1059 00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:29,200 I regret, madame, you will not stay here at all. 1060 00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:30,920 Uh-oh, what now? But Mr Esmond... 1061 00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:32,200 The jig's up, Lorelei. 1062 00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:34,680 Esmond's cancelled your reservation and your letter of credit. 1063 00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:37,440 I don't believe it. After hearing from you. That's right. 1064 00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:41,560 I don't believe it. Mr Esmond wouldn't do that. 1065 00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:42,680 Did he? 1066 00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:46,800 Exactly. Mr Esmond refuses responsibility for your bills. 1067 00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:50,280 Well, that's very inconvenient, because we've just spent all of our money. 1068 00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:52,120 I'm sorry, madame. That's not our concern. 1069 00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:53,880 C'mon, honey, let's get out of here. 1070 00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:55,920 Anyway, I hear your plumbing is noisy. 1071 00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:59,360 Dorothy, if you need any help, I'm at the Elysee Hotel. 1072 00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:02,400 You hold your breath till I call. 1073 01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:04,440 SHE SLAMS DOOR 1074 01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:16,040 Mademoiselle? 1075 01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:24,720 Cafe. 1076 01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:30,400 # When love goes wrong 1077 01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:33,400 # Nothing goes right 1078 01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:38,760 # This one thing I know 1079 01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:44,280 # When love goes wrong 1080 01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:47,920 # A man takes flight 1081 01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:53,800 # And women get uppity-oh 1082 01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:58,720 # The sun don't beam 1083 01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:02,160 # The moon don't shine 1084 01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:08,120 # The tide don't ebb and flow 1085 01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:13,240 # A clock won't strike 1086 01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:16,880 # A match won't light 1087 01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:20,680 # When love goes wrong 1088 01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:24,320 # Nothing goes right 1089 01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:28,880 # The blues all gather round you... # 1090 01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:30,920 Crazy, mademoiselle! 1091 01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:36,880 # And day is dark as night 1092 01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:41,880 # A man ain't fit 1093 01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:43,160 # To live with... # 1094 01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:45,080 Dites moi, mademoiselle! 1095 01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:50,200 # And a woman's a sorry sight... # 1096 01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:51,840 C'est la guerre! 1097 01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:56,520 # When love goes wrong 1098 01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:59,840 # Nothing goes right 1099 01:01:59,840 --> 01:02:03,560 # When love goes wrong 1100 01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:05,640 # Nothing goes right... # 1101 01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:07,080 Do it, honey! Do it! 1102 01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:10,600 # When love goes wrong Oh! 1103 01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:14,400 # Nothing goes, nothing goes right 1104 01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:20,480 # When love goes wrong 1105 01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:22,520 # Nothin' goes right 1106 01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:24,440 # Bees don't buzz, fish don't bite 1107 01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:27,800 # A clock won't strike, a match won't light 1108 01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:32,000 # When love goes wrong 1109 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,600 # Nothing goes right 1110 01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:38,680 # C'est vrai, c'est vrai, touche, touche! 1111 01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:42,160 # A woman's a fright, a terrible sight 1112 01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:44,240 # Man goes out, gets high as a kite 1113 01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:46,360 # Love is something you just can't fight... # 1114 01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:48,760 You can't fight it, honey, you can't fight it! 1115 01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:53,040 # When love goes wrong, nothing... # 1116 01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:54,200 No bows, honey, 1117 01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:56,320 just eight bars and off. 1118 01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:56,320 CAR HORN HONKS 1119 01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:58,680 # Nothing goes right! 1120 01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:01,960 # Crazy, crazy! # 1121 01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:04,080 Pierre, you're just in time. 1122 01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:07,400 # It's like we said 1123 01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:10,760 # You're better off dead 1124 01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:16,120 # When love has lost its glow 1125 01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:21,040 # So take this down 1126 01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:24,440 # In black and white 1127 01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:28,200 # When love goes wrong 1128 01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:31,400 # Nothing goes right 1129 01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:35,200 # When love goes wrong 1130 01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:39,560 # Nothing goes right 1131 01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:47,760 # Nothing goes right. # 1132 01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:08,000 Oh, dear. 1133 01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:25,240 Right over there, monsieur. Oh, thank you. 1134 01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:26,560 Merci beaucoup. 1135 01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:28,600 Lorelei? 1136 01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:31,920 Oh, hello there. Hello. You remember Mr Esmond, don't you dear? 1137 01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:34,720 Well, perfectly. Why not say hello, then? 1138 01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:37,600 After all, he used to be a friend of ours. 1139 01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:38,920 Nice to see you again. 1140 01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:41,400 Nice to see you. Yes, indeed. 1141 01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:42,720 Lorelei... 1142 01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:44,880 Lorelei, wait! Look! 1143 01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:47,080 Lorelei, I've flown the entire Atlantic Ocean 1144 01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:48,560 just to talk to you, and now you... 1145 01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:51,160 Well, you might come in for a minute. That's if you don't mind? 1146 01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:53,480 Oh, I don't mind if you don't mind. 1147 01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:55,440 Mr Esmond? Thank you. 1148 01:04:58,280 --> 01:05:00,960 Lorelei, aren't you even going to say you're sorry? 1149 01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:02,600 I won't let myself. 1150 01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:04,640 I won't let myself fall in love with a man 1151 01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:07,240 who won't trust me, no matter what I might do. 1152 01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:10,840 "No matter what you..."? Lorelei, that's being unreasonable. 1153 01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:12,920 Well, goodbye, then. 1154 01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:14,440 How can I trust you after all 1155 01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:16,520 Father's found out about you? KNOCK ON DOOR 1156 01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:18,800 We're ready to dress you, mademoiselle. Be right there. 1157 01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:23,040 Lorelei, I... 1158 01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:25,640 It's men like you who have made me the way I am. 1159 01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:27,440 And if you loved me at all, 1160 01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:30,000 you'd feel sorry for the terrible troubles I've been through 1161 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,400 instead of holding them against me. 1162 01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:34,680 No, don't say another word. 1163 01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:40,560 I wasn't going to say anything. 1164 01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:42,680 Poor Gus, you have a pretty tough time. 1165 01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:46,240 You know, if you really want to get upset, go out and see the number she's going to do next. 1166 01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:49,040 You mean... Oh. 1167 01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:51,240 Uh... Oh, dear. Thank you. 1168 01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:54,400 SHE SNICKERS 1169 01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:57,560 LIVELY ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYS 1170 01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:54,840 MUSIC CRESCENDOS 1171 01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:56,880 SHORT APPLAUSE 1172 01:06:56,880 --> 01:06:58,920 MUSIC BEGINS SLOWER 1173 01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:08,200 No! 1174 01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:10,240 WILD STRINGS AND BRASS PLAY 1175 01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:25,000 # No 1176 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:27,760 # No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1177 01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:35,280 # No 1178 01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:37,000 # No 1179 01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:40,720 # No, no, no, no, no, no, no 1180 01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:45,840 # No, no 1181 01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:49,960 # No, no, no, no, no, no, no 1182 01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:52,120 # No! 1183 01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:54,440 MILITARY-STYLE BEAT 1184 01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:59,280 # The French are glad to die for love 1185 01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:04,440 # They delight in fighting duels 1186 01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:08,040 # But I prefer a man who lives 1187 01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:14,960 # And gives expensive jewels 1188 01:08:14,960 --> 01:08:19,880 # A kiss on the hand may be quite continental 1189 01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:24,920 # But diamonds are a girl's best friend 1190 01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:28,040 # A kiss may be grand 1191 01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:32,080 # But it won't pay the rental on your humble flat 1192 01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:35,200 # Or help you at the automat 1193 01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:39,920 # Men grow cold as girls grow old 1194 01:08:39,920 --> 01:08:44,920 # And we all lose our charms in the end 1195 01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:47,440 # But square-cut or pear-shaped 1196 01:08:47,440 --> 01:08:50,120 # These rocks don't lose their shape 1197 01:08:50,120 --> 01:08:53,760 # Diamonds are a girl's best friend 1198 01:08:56,280 --> 01:08:57,840 # Tiffany's! 1199 01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:02,640 # Cartier! 1200 01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:07,360 # Black Starr Frost Gorham 1201 01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:10,000 # Talk to me, Harry Winston, tell me all about it! 1202 01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:19,720 # There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer 1203 01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:24,560 # But diamonds are a girl's best friend 1204 01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:26,720 # There may come a time 1205 01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:32,080 # When a hard-boiled employer thinks you're awful nice 1206 01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:35,280 # But get that ice or else no dice 1207 01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:39,560 # He's your guy when stocks are high 1208 01:09:39,560 --> 01:09:44,680 # But beware when they start to descend 1209 01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:50,040 # It's then that those louses go back to their spouses 1210 01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:53,440 # Diamonds are a girl's best friend 1211 01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:07,160 # I've heard of affairs that are strictly platonic 1212 01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:11,880 # But diamonds are a girl's best friend 1213 01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:16,880 # And I think affairs that you must keep liaisonic 1214 01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:22,400 # Are better bets if little pets get big baguettes 1215 01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:26,680 # Time rolls on and youth is gone 1216 01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:31,760 # And you can't straighten up when you bend 1217 01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:37,160 # But stiff back or stiff knees, you stand straight at 1218 01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:41,640 # Tiffany's 1219 01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:44,640 # Ooh, ooh 1220 01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:48,520 # Diamonds 1221 01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:51,000 # Diamonds 1222 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:53,680 # Diamonds 1223 01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:56,480 # Diamonds 1224 01:10:56,480 --> 01:11:00,800 # I don't mean rhinestones 1225 01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:04,400 # But diamonds 1226 01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:07,040 # Are a girl's best 1227 01:11:10,160 --> 01:11:13,080 # Best friend. # 1228 01:11:22,040 --> 01:11:24,400 Hi, honey. How'd Gus like your number? 1229 01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:27,160 He didn't applaud. He looked kind of grim. 1230 01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:29,120 Hand me my hat there, will you, please? 1231 01:11:29,120 --> 01:11:32,880 He is sweet, isn't he? I really do love Gus. 1232 01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:34,320 You do, really? 1233 01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:36,320 There's not another millionaire in the world 1234 01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:38,200 with such a gentle disposition. 1235 01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:41,840 He never wins an argument, always does anything I ask 1236 01:11:41,840 --> 01:11:43,800 and he's got the money to do it with. 1237 01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:46,840 How can I help loving a man like that? 1238 01:11:46,840 --> 01:11:49,680 Oh, I guess so. Oh, let's don't talk about love. 1239 01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:52,560 It reminds me of my friend Malone, the human ferret. 1240 01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:55,200 KNOCK ON DOOR 1241 01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:55,200 Mademoiselle Lee? 1242 01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:57,120 Quelle catastrophe! Les gendarmes! 1243 01:11:57,120 --> 01:11:59,560 The police, they're here! They asked for you! 1244 01:11:59,560 --> 01:12:02,520 They have a warrant for your arrest. They are coming now. 1245 01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:05,280 It will get in all the newspapers! It will hurt my business! 1246 01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:06,680 Quelle scandal! 1247 01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:10,120 Now will you get rid of that jinxed tiara? 1248 01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:11,640 But Piggy gave it to me. 1249 01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:13,640 If I give it back, it's like admitting I stole it. 1250 01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:16,040 Oh, keep still. Honey, you're in a strange country. 1251 01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:18,160 You can't prove that you didn't steal it. 1252 01:12:18,160 --> 01:12:21,280 Do you want to take a chance at a couple of years in the Bastille? 1253 01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:24,000 I guess I've got to give it back. Where is it? 1254 01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:25,960 In there. Well, come on, let's get it. 1255 01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:29,200 Oh, Dorothy, it's just not fair. No, of course not. 1256 01:12:32,840 --> 01:12:34,240 Dorothy, it's gone! 1257 01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:37,600 What? Are you sure this is where you left it? 1258 01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:39,400 Yes. It's been stolen! 1259 01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:40,880 It's been stolen! 1260 01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:43,720 KNOCK ON DOOR 1261 01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:43,720 The cops! 1262 01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:45,800 Oh, sister, we really are in a jam. 1263 01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:49,320 Come on. 1264 01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:51,880 Maybe you can get out of here if I give you a boost. 1265 01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:53,440 Lorelei? It's me, Gus. 1266 01:12:53,440 --> 01:12:55,680 Gus. I've come to say goodbye. He's your best chance. 1267 01:12:55,680 --> 01:12:58,480 Why, but he can't boost me any higher than you can. Lorelei? 1268 01:12:58,480 --> 01:12:59,680 Just a minute Gus. 1269 01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:01,560 Listen, either you hock some of that stuff 1270 01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:03,600 or get the price of a diamond tiara out of him. 1271 01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:05,720 How much do you think a diamond tiara'll cost? 1272 01:13:05,720 --> 01:13:07,600 15,000 at least. 1273 01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:09,880 Oh, dear, that'll take an hour and 45 minutes. 1274 01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:11,160 All right, you get the money 1275 01:13:11,160 --> 01:13:13,560 and I'll take care of the gendarmes. How? 1276 01:13:13,560 --> 01:13:16,440 Never mind how. You're not the only one around here with hidden talents. 1277 01:13:16,440 --> 01:13:18,200 Lorelei? Coming! 1278 01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:22,040 You can come in now, Daddy darling. 1279 01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:25,400 Lorelei, I've made up my mind. We're through. Through forever. 1280 01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:28,600 Oh. But first I want to kiss you goodbye. 1281 01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:30,960 Very well. 1282 01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:34,320 No, no. Not in front of everybody. 1283 01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:36,520 Come on in, Daddy darling. 1284 01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:40,880 PA: Pan American vols sont ici. 1285 01:13:40,880 --> 01:13:43,240 Venant de New York maintenant a la porte douze. 1286 01:13:43,240 --> 01:13:45,000 This is your flight coming now, monsieur. 1287 01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:46,920 Oh, thanks very much. You're welcome. 1288 01:13:53,880 --> 01:13:57,000 Now ici, monsieur. Pardonnne, monsieur. Until you finish customs, you cannot... 1289 01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:59,520 I know, I just wish to speak with this gentleman. Bien, monsieur. 1290 01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:01,760 Well, Malone? How are you, Mr Esmond. Have a nice trip? 1291 01:14:01,760 --> 01:14:03,080 My son, where is he? 1292 01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:05,640 A few minutes ago, he was in the cafe where the girls are working. 1293 01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:08,800 I explicitly told you in my cable to stay with him until I arrived. 1294 01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:10,920 Well, he... Don't you know he can't be left alone 1295 01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:13,080 in the same city with that blonde man-trap. 1296 01:14:13,080 --> 01:14:15,040 Well, he's perfectly safe for a while. Right now, 1297 01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:17,800 the blonde man-trap is in the quatrieme arrondissment night court 1298 01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:20,320 getting ready to explain a few things to the police. 1299 01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:23,000 Well, that's much better. We'll go over there as soon as you get 1300 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,360 through this customs thing. I'll be right with you. 1301 01:14:33,360 --> 01:14:36,640 Oh, I beg your pardon. 1302 01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:39,560 Well, Sir Francis Beekman. I heard you'd gone to Africa. 1303 01:14:39,560 --> 01:14:42,440 What? What'd you say? Beekman? No, sir, my name is not Beekman, 1304 01:14:42,440 --> 01:14:43,920 My name is Amos Finch. 1305 01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:45,440 All right, if that's how you want it. 1306 01:14:45,440 --> 01:14:47,760 Oh, I say, don't be in such a confounded rush. 1307 01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:50,480 Aren't you the chap on the boat? I am. I thought so. 1308 01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:53,760 Oh...I was just having a bit of a joke. Of course I'm Beekman. 1309 01:14:53,760 --> 01:14:55,760 You're sure? Well, rather. 1310 01:14:55,760 --> 01:14:59,480 My plane leaves in an hour. Do you know where to find Miss Lee? 1311 01:14:59,480 --> 01:15:01,880 I think so. Would mind giving her a message for me, 1312 01:15:01,880 --> 01:15:03,960 but not until after I've gone. Glad to. 1313 01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:06,920 Tell her... Tell her that I had no choice in the matter. 1314 01:15:06,920 --> 01:15:09,880 That what I did, I had to do, and all that sort of rot, you know? 1315 01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:12,080 She'll understand if she knew my wife. 1316 01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:16,040 And tell her... Tell her I know that money means nothing to her, 1317 01:15:16,040 --> 01:15:18,600 but I'll make it up to her someday, somehow. 1318 01:15:18,600 --> 01:15:19,640 I'll tell her. 1319 01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:21,800 Oh, thanks awfully, old boy. Well, toodle-loo. 1320 01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:24,120 It'll be a great favour, by George, a great favour. 1321 01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:26,480 All right, Malone, take me to see this young lady. 1322 01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:27,840 Yes, sir. 1323 01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:31,360 LAWYER SPEAKS FRENCH 1324 01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:39,760 Faite entrer l'accusee. 1325 01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:41,760 Faite entrer Mademoiselle Lee. 1326 01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:43,600 Mademoiselle Lorelei Lee. 1327 01:15:55,640 --> 01:15:57,680 GAVEL THUDS 1328 01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:01,600 Mademoiselle Lee. 1329 01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:04,640 Jurez-vous de dire la verite, toute la verite, rien que la verite? 1330 01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:09,360 You will please swear, Miss Lee. 1331 01:16:09,360 --> 01:16:11,760 BREATHILY: Oh, Judge, I never swear! 1332 01:16:11,760 --> 01:16:14,080 You've been asked to swear to tell the truth, 1333 01:16:14,080 --> 01:16:16,200 the whole truth, nothing but the truth. 1334 01:16:16,200 --> 01:16:17,840 Will you do that? 1335 01:16:17,840 --> 01:16:20,880 Why, yeah. Thank you ever so. 1336 01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:22,440 Sit down, mademoiselle. 1337 01:16:24,640 --> 01:16:27,320 Mademoiselle Lee, I've been requested to hold you for trial 1338 01:16:27,320 --> 01:16:29,160 for a charge of grand larceny. 1339 01:16:29,160 --> 01:16:31,720 The complainer attest that you have stolen... 1340 01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:35,000 ..how do you say it, a headpiece of diamond, a tiara? 1341 01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:38,920 My goodness, Judge, a girl needs a little time to think. 1342 01:16:38,920 --> 01:16:42,160 You're so much more intelligent than poor little me. 1343 01:16:42,160 --> 01:16:44,520 Won't you tell me what I ought to say? 1344 01:16:44,520 --> 01:16:46,600 Please, to answer the charge, Miss Lee. 1345 01:16:47,680 --> 01:16:50,200 Yes, Judge, I was going to. 1346 01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:55,200 I was just thinking. It was all a terrible misunderstanding. 1347 01:16:55,200 --> 01:16:59,440 You see, Judge, sometimes life is very hard for a girl like I. 1348 01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:03,920 Especially if she happens to be pretty like I and have blonde hair. 1349 01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:07,720 We can do without the philosophy. We are interest in the facts only. 1350 01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:09,640 LAWYER SPEAKS FRENCH 1351 01:17:09,640 --> 01:17:13,120 Monsieur Pritchard is a little confused and would like to bring up a question. 1352 01:17:13,120 --> 01:17:16,000 I can hardly blame him. What is the question? 1353 01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:17,880 Monsieur Pritchard doesn't see very well 1354 01:17:17,880 --> 01:17:20,920 and would like to look at Mademoiselle Lee more closely. 1355 01:17:20,920 --> 01:17:22,840 Yes, permission granted. 1356 01:17:27,080 --> 01:17:30,840 Now, Miss Lee, I should like... Why, Mr Pritchard, how nice to see you! 1357 01:17:30,840 --> 01:17:34,400 Yes, Miss Lee. You are Miss Lee, aren't you? 1358 01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:38,880 That's just who I am, all right. But my friends call me Lorelei. 1359 01:17:38,880 --> 01:17:40,760 I do hope you're my friend, 1360 01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:44,440 because I just love to have handsome gentlemen be my friends. 1361 01:17:44,440 --> 01:17:46,680 Well, my eyes are not what they might be. 1362 01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:48,440 Have you ever heard me sing? 1363 01:17:48,440 --> 01:17:50,400 No. Are you sure? 1364 01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:52,040 Oh, I've not had the pleasure. 1365 01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:54,680 Oh, thank you ever so! 1366 01:17:54,680 --> 01:17:59,800 # A kiss on the hand may be quite continental 1367 01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:04,960 # But diamonds are a girl's best friend 1368 01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:08,000 # A kiss may be grand 1369 01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:12,120 # But it won't pay the rental on your humble flat 1370 01:18:12,120 --> 01:18:15,280 # Or help you at the automat 1371 01:18:15,280 --> 01:18:19,920 # Men grow cold as girls grow old 1372 01:18:19,920 --> 01:18:23,960 # And we all lose our charms in the end... # 1373 01:18:23,960 --> 01:18:25,640 Cease that! Stop it! 1374 01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:27,560 # Square-cut or pear-shaped 1375 01:18:27,560 --> 01:18:30,480 # These rocks don't lose their shape 1376 01:18:30,480 --> 01:18:32,360 # Diamonds are a girl's best friend... # 1377 01:18:32,360 --> 01:18:34,280 This is not a cabaret, mademoiselle! 1378 01:18:34,280 --> 01:18:36,600 Stop that woman! 1379 01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:38,280 # Tiffany's! 1380 01:18:41,360 --> 01:18:43,360 # Cartier! 1381 01:18:49,760 --> 01:18:52,200 # Black Starr Frost Gorham 1382 01:18:52,200 --> 01:18:55,600 # Talk to me, Harry Winston, talk to me! # 1383 01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:57,200 Did you hear me? Stop her! 1384 01:18:57,200 --> 01:18:59,760 Take her to the witness stand! Ah-hoo! 1385 01:18:59,760 --> 01:19:01,920 The rest of you take your places. 1386 01:19:04,240 --> 01:19:06,200 You are fired! 1387 01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:08,800 How could my son get mixed up with that type of girl? 1388 01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:10,080 Asseyz vous! 1389 01:19:14,320 --> 01:19:18,840 Now, young lady, we're here to dispense justice, 1390 01:19:18,840 --> 01:19:22,880 not to watch a cabaret show. You understand me? 1391 01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:24,880 Yes, Judge. All right. 1392 01:19:26,240 --> 01:19:30,000 Did you or did you not steal the diamond tiara? 1393 01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:33,120 Oh, no, sir. I did not steal it. 1394 01:19:33,120 --> 01:19:37,160 The fact is Lady Beekman's husband gave it to me. 1395 01:19:37,160 --> 01:19:39,120 Your Honour, I'd like to give some information! 1396 01:19:39,120 --> 01:19:40,960 The defendant here is not... Silence, silence! 1397 01:19:40,960 --> 01:19:43,160 Sh! 1398 01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:45,880 You have evidence that affects this case? 1399 01:19:45,880 --> 01:19:47,920 Yes, sir, I have. Well, by all means. 1400 01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:50,760 Your Honour, before he talks, could I explain something? 1401 01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:52,360 Go ahead, Miss Lee. 1402 01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:58,160 Well, I have a friend named Dorothy, and she's a really good friend. 1403 01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:02,120 And Dorothy knows that I would never do anything that was really wrong. 1404 01:20:02,120 --> 01:20:04,440 Miss Lee, do you have to say this? 1405 01:20:04,440 --> 01:20:06,000 Oh, yes, sir, I do. 1406 01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:10,080 There's a certain young man that Dorothy likes. 1407 01:20:10,080 --> 01:20:12,640 In fact, she's very fond of him. 1408 01:20:12,640 --> 01:20:16,520 And Dorothy would never speak to this man again 1409 01:20:16,520 --> 01:20:20,680 if he ever did anything to hurt me, Lorelei. 1410 01:20:20,680 --> 01:20:24,160 So I think this young man had just better know that... 1411 01:20:24,160 --> 01:20:25,960 Well... 1412 01:20:25,960 --> 01:20:30,040 Well, Dorothy thinks she's in love with him. 1413 01:20:30,040 --> 01:20:32,000 Mr Esmond, I resign. What? 1414 01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:33,760 I just quit the case, you don't owe me a dime. 1415 01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:35,640 What's got into you? Are you out of your mind? 1416 01:20:35,640 --> 01:20:37,160 Mm-hm, but I like it that way. 1417 01:20:37,160 --> 01:20:39,280 Judge, I've changed my mind. What? 1418 01:20:39,280 --> 01:20:41,640 I haven't anything to say. 1419 01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:45,600 Oh, this becomes more and more confusing. 1420 01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:48,600 But the solution is simple. 1421 01:20:48,600 --> 01:20:50,840 My decision is this - 1422 01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:54,120 the property in question will be placed in custody of this court 1423 01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:57,400 until its rightful owner can be established by an affidavit 1424 01:20:57,400 --> 01:20:59,880 from Lord Beekman himself. 1425 01:20:59,880 --> 01:21:03,240 Now, Miss Lee, you will give me the tiara. 1426 01:21:03,240 --> 01:21:05,920 But, Judge, I can't. 1427 01:21:05,920 --> 01:21:08,360 If you refuse, I must put you in prison. 1428 01:21:08,360 --> 01:21:11,720 Well, I don't refuse, I just haven't got it. It was stolen. 1429 01:21:11,720 --> 01:21:12,840 Your Honour, 1430 01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:15,680 I think I know where that thing is and think I know who's got it. 1431 01:21:15,680 --> 01:21:18,800 Who are you, by the way? I'm a private detective, Your Honour. 1432 01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:20,680 If you'll give me a couple of policemen and wait 1433 01:21:20,680 --> 01:21:23,640 about half an hour, I can bring that tiara back and settle this thing. 1434 01:21:23,640 --> 01:21:26,520 Anything would be better than this. Go with him. 1435 01:21:26,520 --> 01:21:29,240 Accompagnez-le. Oui! 1436 01:21:29,240 --> 01:21:30,720 L'audience est suspendue. 1437 01:21:34,040 --> 01:21:35,600 There he is. 1438 01:21:37,680 --> 01:21:39,840 Pardon, monsieur. Vous allez nous suivre. 1439 01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:42,080 What's that? Vous allez nous suivre. 1440 01:21:42,080 --> 01:21:44,720 What's he saying? Question d'arret, monsieur. Allez! 1441 01:21:44,720 --> 01:21:46,280 Speak English! I don't speak... 1442 01:21:46,280 --> 01:21:48,360 This is outrageous! Mais avec nous. 1443 01:21:48,360 --> 01:21:50,800 I'm a British subject! You'll hear about this! 1444 01:21:50,800 --> 01:21:52,720 This is positively outrageous! 1445 01:21:52,720 --> 01:21:54,320 Your Honour, I demand a lawyer. 1446 01:21:54,320 --> 01:21:56,400 THEY SPEAK FRENCH 1447 01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:57,960 What? What did you say? 1448 01:21:57,960 --> 01:22:00,080 Good evening, Your Lordship. Pritchard! 1449 01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:01,840 The policemen want you to remove your hat. 1450 01:22:01,840 --> 01:22:03,240 Well, why doesn't he say so? 1451 01:22:03,240 --> 01:22:05,200 What are you doing, send for the British consulate. 1452 01:22:05,200 --> 01:22:07,720 Meantime, I'll take this. Hey, give that back. In just a second. 1453 01:22:07,720 --> 01:22:10,040 Your Honour, this is Sir Francis Beekman. 1454 01:22:10,040 --> 01:22:12,920 And this, I believe, is the missing tiara. 1455 01:22:12,920 --> 01:22:14,160 That's private property! 1456 01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:16,120 I'm sure Miss Lee will be glad to return it. 1457 01:22:16,120 --> 01:22:18,000 I certainly would. 1458 01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:21,520 But before that happens, I believe His Honour asked Miss Lee to give him the tiara. 1459 01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:23,200 I did! I say, that isn't... 1460 01:22:23,200 --> 01:22:26,200 I wouldn't go into that, if I were you, Mr Finch. 1461 01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:27,480 Finch? 1462 01:22:27,480 --> 01:22:29,960 Miss Lee. Thank you. 1463 01:22:32,840 --> 01:22:35,040 Your Honour. Thank you. 1464 01:22:35,040 --> 01:22:37,360 Maitre Courtier. Thank you. 1465 01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:41,000 Monsieur Pritchard. 1466 01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:43,160 Thank you. Your Lordship. 1467 01:22:43,160 --> 01:22:45,080 Thank you. 1468 01:22:45,080 --> 01:22:47,800 Case dismissed! 1469 01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:50,280 But five minutes ago, you said you would marry me. 1470 01:22:50,280 --> 01:22:52,360 But that's before Dorothy phoned me. 1471 01:22:52,360 --> 01:22:55,120 But what on Earth could she say to make you change your mind? 1472 01:22:55,120 --> 01:22:58,280 She just said everything's OK now. 1473 01:22:58,280 --> 01:22:59,920 I don't quite understand... 1474 01:22:59,920 --> 01:23:01,600 Oh, dear. Well. 1475 01:23:01,600 --> 01:23:04,440 Hello, Father. Hello, son. 1476 01:23:04,440 --> 01:23:06,400 I know what you're here for Father, and I don't care. 1477 01:23:06,400 --> 01:23:09,160 I've made up my mind. I'm going to make her marry me. 1478 01:23:09,160 --> 01:23:11,360 Well, bless your heart, that's wonderful. 1479 01:23:11,360 --> 01:23:13,600 I presume this is the young lady? Well, yes. 1480 01:23:13,600 --> 01:23:16,160 Such a pretty little girl! American? 1481 01:23:16,160 --> 01:23:19,000 Yes, except on my father's and mother's side. They're Irish. 1482 01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:22,000 Believe me, son, I'm delighted about this. 1483 01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:24,240 I've wanted to see you married for a long time. 1484 01:23:24,240 --> 01:23:27,200 Anybody but that monster Lorelei Lee. 1485 01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:30,400 What? But, Mr Esmond, I am Lorelei Lee! 1486 01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:34,360 Ha-ha. Pretty early in the game to start teasing your father-in-law. 1487 01:23:34,360 --> 01:23:36,240 What's the matter with you, Father? Nothing. 1488 01:23:36,240 --> 01:23:38,480 HE CHUCKLES 1489 01:23:36,240 --> 01:23:38,480 I can take a joke. 1490 01:23:38,480 --> 01:23:40,880 What joke? This is Lorelei. 1491 01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:43,360 Father, this is not the sort of thing one would joke about. 1492 01:23:43,360 --> 01:23:45,520 I don't have my driver's license with me, 1493 01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:48,440 but you can take my word for it. Honest! 1494 01:23:48,440 --> 01:23:51,000 Look, that's I. 1495 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:53,200 See my name? 1496 01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:55,400 Well... 1497 01:23:55,400 --> 01:23:57,960 I'm too old for this sort of thing. 1498 01:23:57,960 --> 01:24:00,800 Father, I don't understand. You don't understand? 1499 01:24:00,800 --> 01:24:02,280 How do you think I feel 1500 01:24:02,280 --> 01:24:05,080 with thousands of Lorelei Lees coming at me from everywhere? 1501 01:24:05,080 --> 01:24:08,160 But believe me, son, you're not going to marry any one of them! 1502 01:24:08,160 --> 01:24:11,040 Father, I love her. I love her very much. 1503 01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:12,320 I've never had a feeling like... 1504 01:24:12,320 --> 01:24:13,680 Oh, shut up. 1505 01:24:13,680 --> 01:24:17,240 Young lady, you don't fool me one bit. 1506 01:24:17,240 --> 01:24:20,440 I'm not trying to. But I bet I could, though. 1507 01:24:20,440 --> 01:24:23,520 No, you might convince this jackass that you love him, 1508 01:24:23,520 --> 01:24:25,160 but you'll never convince me. 1509 01:24:25,160 --> 01:24:28,200 That's too bad. Because I do love him. 1510 01:24:28,200 --> 01:24:30,280 Certainly. For his money. 1511 01:24:30,280 --> 01:24:32,240 No! Honestly. 1512 01:24:32,240 --> 01:24:34,840 Have you got the nerve to stand there and expect me to believe 1513 01:24:34,840 --> 01:24:37,560 that you don't want to marry my son for his money? 1514 01:24:37,560 --> 01:24:38,880 It's true. 1515 01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:41,000 Then what do you want to marry him for? 1516 01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:43,200 I want to marry him for your money. 1517 01:24:43,200 --> 01:24:44,920 There! 1518 01:24:44,920 --> 01:24:46,560 Oh, Lorelei! 1519 01:24:46,560 --> 01:24:49,240 Don't you see that's why we have to have his consent, silly? 1520 01:24:49,240 --> 01:24:51,680 Well, at least we're getting down to brass tacks. 1521 01:24:51,680 --> 01:24:53,880 You admit that all you're after is money. 1522 01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:57,480 No, I don't. Aren't you funny? 1523 01:24:57,480 --> 01:25:02,000 Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? 1524 01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:04,840 You might not marry a girl just because she's pretty 1525 01:25:04,840 --> 01:25:07,440 but, my goodness, doesn't it help? 1526 01:25:07,440 --> 01:25:09,000 And if you had a daughter, 1527 01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:11,160 wouldn't you rather she didn't marry a poor man? 1528 01:25:11,160 --> 01:25:13,040 But I was... You'd want her to have the most 1529 01:25:13,040 --> 01:25:16,240 wonderful things in the world and to be very happy. 1530 01:25:16,240 --> 01:25:19,120 Well, why is it wrong for me to want those things? 1531 01:25:19,120 --> 01:25:21,520 Well, I concede that... 1532 01:25:21,520 --> 01:25:25,640 Say, they told me you were stupid. You don't sound stupid to me. 1533 01:25:25,640 --> 01:25:29,800 I can be smart when it's important, but most men don't like it. 1534 01:25:29,800 --> 01:25:31,520 Except Gus. 1535 01:25:31,520 --> 01:25:33,840 He's always been interested in my brains. 1536 01:25:33,840 --> 01:25:36,720 No. No, that much of a fool he's not. 1537 01:25:36,720 --> 01:25:38,720 Father, you've changed your mind? 1538 01:25:38,720 --> 01:25:42,520 I don't know, son. I just don't know what to tell you. 1539 01:25:42,520 --> 01:25:44,520 Daddy? Huh? 1540 01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:47,520 No, Daddy, not you. I guess I mean "Sonny." 1541 01:25:47,520 --> 01:25:50,160 I'd like to spend about three minutes alone with your father. 1542 01:25:50,160 --> 01:25:52,240 Three minutes alone? Run along, darling. 1543 01:25:52,240 --> 01:25:53,960 Yes, dear. 1544 01:25:53,960 --> 01:25:56,680 Now, Mr Esmond, about what we were speaking. 1545 01:25:56,680 --> 01:26:01,160 Well, there's a great deal to consider. I just can't... 1546 01:26:01,160 --> 01:26:03,200 HORN BLASTS 1547 01:26:06,200 --> 01:26:08,240 WEDDING MARCH PLAYS 1548 01:26:11,720 --> 01:26:13,680 Please, take your places. 1549 01:26:27,840 --> 01:26:30,720 Remember, honey, on your wedding day, it's all right to say yes. 1550 01:26:36,240 --> 01:26:41,680 # We're just two little girls from Little Rock 1551 01:26:43,760 --> 01:26:49,080 # And we lived on the wrong side of the tracks 1552 01:26:51,280 --> 01:26:55,400 # But at last we won the big crusade 1553 01:26:55,400 --> 01:26:59,600 # Looks like we finally made the grade. # 1554 01:27:05,400 --> 01:27:09,280 # But square-cut or pear-shaped 1555 01:27:09,280 --> 01:27:14,800 # These rocks don't lose their shape 1556 01:27:14,800 --> 01:27:21,040 # Diamonds, diamonds 1557 01:27:21,040 --> 01:27:27,160 # Diamonds are a girl's Diamonds are a girl's 1558 01:27:27,160 --> 01:27:31,320 # Best friend. #