1 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:19,840 This film deals with sexual abuse contains some scenes of a sexual nature and discriminatory language 2 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:22,440 BELL TOLLS 3 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:20,680 There's Father. 4 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:25,720 CLAMOUR OF VOICES 5 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:57,480 BELL TOLLS AND CHILDREN SHOUT 6 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:36,120 Aagh! 7 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:40,960 A-a-a-aagh! 8 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,040 SMASHING WOOD AND SPLINTERING GLASS 9 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:00,320 SCRAPING 10 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:06,840 There's a young priest called Greg Pilkington. 11 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:09,360 He's down south at the moment. 12 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:13,240 Wants to come and do his bit for the inner city(!) 13 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:17,760 What's he like? A wee bit more orthodox than you. 14 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:21,200 But Colonel Gaddafi's more orthodox than you. 15 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,880 PHONE RINGS 16 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,880 Yes? 17 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:26,000 Put him through. 18 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,240 A-hah! Hello. 19 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:29,640 Yes. 20 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,080 Fine. 21 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:36,280 I've got that, uh-huh. 22 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:20,400 DOORBELL 23 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:32,880 Oh, come in, Father. Hello. 24 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:38,720 Hello. 25 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:41,080 ALL: Hello, Father. 26 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:46,440 EXCITED CHATTER 27 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,280 'Why did you do it?' 28 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:54,280 Because he sacked me. Well, we've all got to go eventually. 29 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:57,680 It was the way he did it. I gave it my life. 30 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:01,120 In return, I got a cup of tea and a biscuit 31 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:03,720 and, "It's time to move on, old son." 32 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:07,240 Oh, he looked up from what he was writing. 33 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:12,160 "It's time to move on, old son." 34 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:20,480 GULLS CRY 35 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:24,600 How much is that? 36 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:24,600 Four pounds, please. 37 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,600 Give me fifty change. 38 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,600 Right. 39 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:31,160 Thank you. 40 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,640 Ready? 41 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:39,280 TAXI STARTS UP 42 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:48,320 Well, I hope you'll be happy here. 43 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:54,200 Go mbeannai Dia dhibh, a athair. Ta failte romhat chun an pharoiste. 44 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,520 What a waste of a life. 45 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:04,080 I'll pray for you. 46 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,280 DOOR CLOSES 47 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:20,080 Morning, Father. 48 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:20,080 Morning. How are you? Fine. 49 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:23,480 Keeping warm? Yeah. Good. Bye. See you later. 50 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,160 INAUDIBLE 51 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:27,600 SHIP'S HOOTER BLOWS 52 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:30,480 Yes! Goal! 53 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:37,040 Welcome to St Mary's, Father. 54 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:41,840 Oh, thank you. Ewbank and Fairweather, funeral directors. 55 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:44,640 Oh. Please come in. 56 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:47,840 We pay commission - £10 a corpse. 57 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,880 Twelve pound fifty in the summer. 58 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:15,400 FOOTSTEPS 59 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:20,360 Sorry I wasn't here to meet you. Matthew Thomas. Greg Pilkington. 60 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:24,480 Um...Maria Kerrigan. Hello. 61 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,480 Hello. 62 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,280 So...tea? 63 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,680 Well...that would be nice. 64 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:33,720 Right. 65 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,440 Sitting Bull. 66 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:49,680 Nobility - even in defeat. 67 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:54,000 So... 68 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,600 she's our housekeeper? 69 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,680 Yeah. 70 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:02,440 It's an article of faith, isn't it? 71 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:07,480 Coming between transubstantiation and papal infallibility - 72 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:10,680 housekeepers must be ugly. 73 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:15,480 Sorry. 74 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:18,000 ORGAN PLAYS 75 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:28,520 Nice word - 76 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:31,320 "scapegoat". 77 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:33,160 Nice word... 78 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:36,480 .."scapegoat". 79 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:40,120 It dates back to an old Jewish custom. 80 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:44,520 They used to invest all the sins of the tribe into a goat, 81 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:51,160 then kick it up the backside so it escaped into the hills, taking the sins with it. 82 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:54,000 And we've got a scapegoat today. 83 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:58,080 It's that mythical beast called Society. 84 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:00,280 Drug addiction. 85 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:04,640 Alcoholism. Gambling. Prostitution. Violence. 86 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:07,240 They're not OUR sins any more. 87 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:13,640 They're not the fault 88 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:13,640 of the individual any more. 89 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:13,640 BABY CRIES 90 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:18,920 They're Society's fault(!) Well, I'm sorry. I don't understand that. 91 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:21,320 What did you think? 92 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:24,320 Interesting. 93 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,760 You didn't like it. 94 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:31,120 I found it offensive. 95 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:37,880 You expect less of the people because they live in a poor parish. 96 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:40,360 I find THAT offensive. 97 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:43,600 Patronising. 98 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:46,040 Really? 99 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:57,640 BACKING TRACK PLAYS 100 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:57,640 And there's a guard 101 00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:00,640 And a sad old padre... 102 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:05,120 AUDIENCE BARRACK Arm in arm we'll walk at daybreak... 103 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:07,840 ..Again... 104 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:12,600 I'll touch the green, green grass of home 105 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:15,200 CRIES OF "MORE!" 106 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:21,320 # Yes, they'll all come out to see me 107 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:27,200 # In the shade of the old oak tree 108 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,640 # As they lay me 109 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:34,520 # 'Neath the green, green grass 110 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:40,120 # Of home. # 111 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:44,000 WHISTLING AND CHEERING 112 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,240 'Undignified?!' 113 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:48,800 Yes. 114 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:57,480 Thanks. 115 00:10:57,480 --> 00:11:00,080 You didn't get a round in. 116 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:16,080 KNOCKING 117 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:17,480 Matthew... 118 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:25,640 RADIO 4: 'The forecast for the next 24 hours...' 119 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:36,040 Come on! You're too slow. Grrr! You're too slow! 120 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:43,880 CHURCH BELLS RING 121 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:49,800 GRUNTS OF EFFORT 122 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:57,000 Come on, come on! Fifty-five! 123 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,120 Fifty-six! 124 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:00,840 No! 125 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:07,120 Course it's crap. God knows everything, right? Past, present and future? Right. 126 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:08,680 So... 127 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:15,680 even before Judas was born, God knew he was gonna take the 30 pieces of silver, kiss Christ 128 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:19,320 and burn in Hell. He still had free will. 129 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:24,160 No, he did not. God knows the future. You can't prove God wrong, can you? 130 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,440 Right, just imagine... 131 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:31,280 Judas turning round and saying, "Nah, it's not Him. Nothing like Him." 132 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,640 God'd throw a wobbler. 133 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:39,000 "He's got to die and save humanity. Kiss Him, you bastard, kiss Him!" 134 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,520 Yeah, whatever you say, Charlie. 135 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:47,440 RADIO 4: '..Was charged £72 for a ten-minute talk with a bank manager. 136 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:53,240 'The bank summoned him for going £200 over his overdraft limit. 137 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:58,280 'A spokesman for the bank said the charge could not have been £72...' 138 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,040 NEWS BROADCAST CONTINUES 139 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:06,840 Did you order this? 140 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:08,360 Yes. 141 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,200 What, every day? 142 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:12,160 Is it a problem? 143 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:18,040 Two papers is an extravagance. Have you finished? I haven't touched it. 144 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,680 I despise Rupert Murdoch. 145 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:23,840 Well, he speaks very highly of you. 146 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:26,280 Milk? Thank you. 147 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:38,640 THEY PLAY A CHILEAN FOLK TUNE 148 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:56,400 MAN SINGS IN SPANISH 149 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:20,560 INAUDIBLE 150 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:33,840 The creation of mankind only started on the sixth day. 151 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,360 It hasn't stopped yet. 152 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:40,960 We're taller than we were a thousand years ago. 153 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:44,680 We're fitter. Faster. We live longer. 154 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:47,480 We're better educated. 155 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:49,520 More informed. 156 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:55,320 So...creation is an ongoing process. 157 00:14:56,800 --> 00:15:02,880 And if you interfere with it, aren't you spitting in the face of God? 158 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:06,280 If you exploit your workforce, 159 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:10,760 don't you spit in the face of God? 160 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:17,600 If you kill and maim, throw people out of their homes, turn your back on the elderly, 161 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:21,480 if you shut down schools and hospitals, 162 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:24,160 force people out on the dole... 163 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:26,840 In fact, if you do anything 164 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:32,480 to prevent one single human being reaching their full potential, 165 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:37,920 aren't you interfering with creation and spitting in the face of God? 166 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:46,280 That's what I believe. That's MY truth. 167 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:49,600 That's what made me become a priest. 168 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:54,080 And makes me remain a priest. 169 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,760 ALL: Our Father, who art in Heaven, 170 00:15:56,760 --> 00:16:00,760 hallowed be Thy name. Thy kingdom come, 171 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:04,120 Thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven. 172 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:09,080 The peace of the Lord be with you always. ALL: And also with you. 173 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:13,080 Let us offer each other the sign of peace. 174 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:16,880 CHILEAN BAND PLAYS SLOW MUSIC 175 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:21,880 ALL SAY, "PEACE BE WITH YOU" TO EACH OTHER 176 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,160 Peace be with you. 177 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,840 Peace be with you. 178 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,840 Peace be with you. 179 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:32,960 Peace be with you. 180 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:37,640 Peace be with you. 181 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:37,640 Peace be with you. 182 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,880 Peace be with you, Maggie. Peace be with you, Father. 183 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:46,560 Peace be with you. I know what you're thinking. 184 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:50,880 < Any minute now, 185 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:50,880 he'll have his kecks off. 186 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,360 Peace be with you. 187 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:57,240 Peace be with you. 188 00:16:57,240 --> 00:17:01,760 It wasn't a sermon, it was a Labour party political broadcast! 189 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:07,800 There's social sin and personal sin. I emphasise the social. There's just sin. 190 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:14,000 Matthew, you can't change the rules because they don't suit you. There's just sin. 191 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:19,320 Are you judging ME? 192 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:22,520 For God's sake, get rid of her. 193 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:25,520 CLOCK TICKS LOUDLY 194 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:36,320 THUNDER RUMBLES 195 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:42,040 I was in South America for four years. 196 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:44,560 In the village I was in, 197 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:49,000 you had to have a woman, otherwise you were ignored. 198 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,440 So I got one. 199 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,920 Fast. 200 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:57,960 Where is she now? 201 00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,320 She's still there. 202 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:03,280 She served her purpose. 203 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:08,080 That's what you want to hear, isn't it? So, yeah. I dumped her. 204 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:12,680 You're very certain of yourself, 205 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,720 aren't you, Greg? 206 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:20,280 I'm not. Yes. A few months in this parish and you'll be a lot less so. 207 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:25,440 A few years... Other priests... ..you'll be utterly confused. 208 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:29,600 A few more... Middle-aged lefties getting excited 209 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:34,440 every time a factory closes... ..you might learn a bit of humility. 210 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:40,480 ..Fighting other people's fights, anything to fill the emptiness inside. 211 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:46,920 To hell with that. We're priests! We're not bloody social workers, we're priests. 212 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:52,240 Sacraments, reconciliation, moral guidance. That's our job. 213 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:55,640 Moral guidance. For God's sake, Matthew, 214 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:59,160 moral guidance from a man with a bit on the side? 215 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:02,040 A judge should know all the facts. 216 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:07,440 We love each other. He's asked me to marry him. 217 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:11,480 That means him leaving the priesthood so I've said no. 218 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,960 Not that I'm a martyr to the faith. 219 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:20,800 But, one day, he might regret it, and I don't want to see that look in his eyes if he does. 220 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,400 Anything else you should know? 221 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,360 Oh, yeah. 222 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:30,280 I seduced him. He didn't seduce me. 223 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:35,120 I've got a few bob stashed away and I'm in a pension scheme in work, 224 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:38,760 so I won't be destitute when he pops his clogs. 225 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:43,720 Anything else you wanna know, I'll be washing your pots and pans. 226 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:47,200 Taking a scrubbing brush to your underpants. 227 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,080 OK? 228 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,800 I'm sorry. 229 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,080 Right. 230 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,400 GENTLE KNOCK 231 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,920 DOOR OPENS 232 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:43,520 Can I ask you to be discreet? 233 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,000 Of course. 234 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:57,400 I was thinking of doing some home visits. 235 00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:00,240 Counterproductive. 236 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,240 I disagree. 237 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:06,200 CHILDREN SHOUT 238 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,840 MAN: What do you think you're doing? 239 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,960 DOGS BARK 240 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,560 No. Put it out, it's dangerous. 241 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:18,480 Oh, shut up! 242 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:23,400 SIREN DROWNS VOICES 243 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,560 TRICKLING 244 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,680 ZIPPING 245 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:41,920 Holy water. 246 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:03,280 Hello. Is this a Catholic home, by any chance? Piss off! 247 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:20,920 WOMAN: Gobshite, that's all you are! 248 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:26,400 Shut up! You'll always be gobshite! Me mother warned me about you. 249 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:31,360 Gobshite! Shut up! Don't even think of coming back, gobshite! I won't. 250 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:38,280 Next time, you'll get the biggest shock of your life! Gobshite! Shut up. 251 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,640 Beg your pardon, Father. 252 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:47,960 Do you know them? Mr and Mrs Gobshite. 253 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:51,160 CHILD: Gobshite! You tell him. 254 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,480 CHILD: Gobshite! You get out! 255 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,320 You tell him! 256 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,920 BARKING 257 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,920 Hello? 258 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,800 < Hello? 259 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,800 Are you Catholic? 260 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,400 BARKING AND HOWLING 261 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,400 Who is it? 262 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:08,720 Are you Catholic? Who is it? 263 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:12,280 Are you a Catholic? 264 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:12,280 DOG IS BESIDE ITSELF 265 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:15,520 BARKING DROWNS REPLY 266 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,560 ROCK MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY 267 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,440 Hello. Hello. 268 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,440 Do come in. 269 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:36,120 Thank you. 270 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:41,000 MUSIC POUNDS THROUGH WALL 271 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,000 Hello. Please, sit down. 272 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,520 Thanks. 273 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:50,160 We're Jehovah's Witnesses, actually. 274 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,080 Through this holy anointing... 275 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:58,640 Through this holy anointing may the Lord in His mercy... Sorry. 276 00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:03,680 ..May the Lord in His mercy...and the grace of the Holy Spirit. Amen. 277 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:07,480 May the Lord who frees you from sin save you and raise you up. Amen. 278 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:10,160 Nurse, take care of these relatives! 279 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,800 MONITOR BLEEPS 280 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:16,040 He'll be all right. Come on. 281 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,560 BLEEPING FALTERS 282 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:21,960 UNINTERRUPTED BLEEP 283 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,480 So, The Lord's My Shepherd, then. 284 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:25,880 (Yeah.) 285 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:30,280 And something personal. Did he have a favourite song? Yeah. 286 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:34,280 He's getting cremated. Oh, yeah. 287 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:38,800 It was Great Balls Of Fire. 288 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,480 ELECTRIC ORGAN PLAYS SOFTLY 289 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:49,120 # You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain 290 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:53,800 # Boom-boom-boom-boom! Too much lovin' drives a man insane 291 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:57,000 # You broke my will But what a thrill 292 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:01,240 ALL: # Goodness gracious, great balls of fire! 293 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,920 # I laughed at love cos I thought it was funny 294 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:08,320 # You came along and mo-o-oved me, honey... # 295 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,000 ALL: Ooh! 296 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,920 # I changed my mind This girl is fine 297 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:16,360 # Goodness gracious, great balls of fire! # 298 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:19,120 Hey! That's enough of that! 299 00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:21,240 Can anyone whistle? 300 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:25,160 Get him on the coffin and show him how to do it! 301 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:29,760 Can anyone whistle, cos he can't bleedin' sing! 302 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:30,960 Ooh! 303 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,600 I thought you'd dropped one, an' all! 304 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,040 Here, I had! 305 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,160 Father Greg! 306 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:42,400 Oi! Father Greg! Father Greg! 307 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:46,600 THEY CHANT: Father Greg! Father Greg! Father Greg! 308 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:49,040 CHEERING 309 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:53,480 Give us a song! 310 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:53,480 Come on, Father, 311 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:53,480 give us a song! 312 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:55,160 No, really. 313 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:56,720 ALL: Go on! 314 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,720 Er...could I SAY something instead? 315 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,920 Ah! About tomorrow. 316 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,480 Not to put a damper on things - 317 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:10,240 people like to take communion at a funeral and some of you may feel you can't. 318 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:14,480 Tomorrow, I'll be in the confessional before we start. 319 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:19,320 It won't get heavy. Or even now, in the back yard, if you'd like. 320 00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:21,520 ALL: No way! 321 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:24,680 I HAVE put a damper on things, haven't I? 322 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:29,520 No, you haven't, Father, come on. Bob, Bob, give us a song, eh? 323 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:32,600 CHANTING: Bobby! Bobby! 324 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:38,160 # The road is lo-o-ong 325 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:44,600 # With many a winding turn 326 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,160 # That leads us 327 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:50,680 # To who knows where? 328 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:54,240 # Who knows where? # 329 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:57,200 SHRIEKS OF LAUGHTER 330 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,760 He was a bastard, Father. 331 00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:04,120 Never a day went by without me wishing him dead. 332 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:10,840 And now he's gone, you miss him. I miss him. 333 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,400 I miss the bastard. 334 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:22,040 Will you absolve me, Father? There's nothing to absolve. Please, Father. 335 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:30,040 God, the Father of mercies, by the death and resurrection of His Son, 336 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:35,680 has sent the Holy Spirit among us for the forgiveness of sins... 337 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:40,320 ALL HUM # For you stole Trevelyan's corn 338 00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:45,360 # So the young might see the morn 339 00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:52,200 # Now a prison ship lies waiting in the bay 340 00:27:53,640 --> 00:28:01,080 # Low lie the fields of Athenry 341 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:06,400 # Where once we watched the small, free birds fly... # 342 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,600 Goodnight, Father. 343 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:12,480 # ..Our love was on the wing 344 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:17,320 # We had dreams and songs to sing 345 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:25,400 # It's so lonely round the fields of Athenry 346 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:31,280 # By a lonely prison wall 347 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:35,680 # I heard a young man calling 348 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:42,280 # Nothing matters, Mary, when you're free 349 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:47,360 # Against the famine and the crown 350 00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:52,040 # I rebelled; they ran me down 351 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:58,440 # Now you must raise our child with dignity 352 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:06,840 SONG ECHOES ON: # Low lie the fields of Athenry 353 00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:13,720 # Where once we watched the small, free birds fly 354 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:18,360 # Our love was on the wing 355 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:22,440 # We had dreams and songs to sing... # 356 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:24,280 < LAUGHTER 357 00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:31,280 # ..It's so lonely round the fields of Athenry 358 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:38,200 # So lonely round the fields of Athenry. # 359 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,280 OWL HOOTS 360 00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:10,920 DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 361 00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:10,920 Paper, mate? > 362 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:17,000 SIREN WAILS 363 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:23,360 POUNDING DANCE MUSIC 364 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,920 Pint of bitter, please. 365 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,400 # Touch me now 366 00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,440 # I need your body 367 00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:01,960 # See me round 368 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,280 # Watching you 369 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,040 # Touch me now 370 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:07,760 # I need your body 371 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:10,160 # See me round 372 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,800 # Watching you 373 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:15,640 # Touch me now I want your body 374 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:19,440 # See me round watching you 375 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,760 # Touch me now 376 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:23,720 # I need your body 377 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:28,560 # See me round watching you... # 378 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:47,440 SCOTTISH: Are you a Catholic? 379 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:55,720 Takes one to know one. 380 00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:00,560 Bye. 381 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:05,600 DOOR OPENS 382 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,440 DOOR SHUTS 383 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,360 Bye. 384 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,760 WINDOW OPENS 385 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:33,360 SHOP ALARM BELL RINGS 386 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,840 GENTLE KNOCK 387 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:24,800 Come in. 388 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,720 NEARBY RADIO PLAYS: "Sailing By" 389 00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:33,760 You switched the light off in the hall. Yeah. 390 00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:38,000 Yeah, well...I always keep it on. 391 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:43,200 "At my window, a little light will keep burning. All may come in. 392 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,760 "The arms of a friend are waiting." 393 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,120 Tammy Wynette? 394 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:52,520 It's, er...John 23rd, actually. 395 00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:59,080 Do you want to talk? 396 00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,400 I'm a bit tired. 397 00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:06,240 OK. 398 00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:08,560 Goodnight. Goodnight. 399 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:19,400 Predestination's doing me head in. 400 00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:23,120 Honest to God. Yeah? Judas and all that. 401 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:27,720 I mean, he redeemed us, didn't he? Judas, not Christ. 402 00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:34,080 All Christ had to do was go to the cross and He's in Heaven. And we worship Him. 403 00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:38,120 Poor old Judas has to betray Him, hang himself, 404 00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:43,520 then go down in history as a dirty bastard - THAT'S sacrifice! 405 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:48,560 But God made 'em. Know what I mean? Judas, Saddam, Adolf. He made 'em. 406 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:53,480 That's a bit tight on the human race, but even tighter on them, isn't it? 407 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:57,440 Imagine them queuing to be born and God saying, 408 00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:02,480 "Listen, Saddam, I'm sorry to tell you, but you're gonna be a tyrant, 409 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,160 "gas the Kurds and destroy Iraq." 410 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:08,240 He'd say, "No, ta." 411 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:08,240 Hi. 412 00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:09,880 Wouldn't you? > 413 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:13,520 < Hey! Something wrong? 414 00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:15,040 Er...no. 415 00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:22,960 < CHATTING AND LAUGHING 416 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,680 Ssh! 417 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,400 Good morning. 418 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:38,600 Morning, Father. 419 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:42,160 And how many do you smoke? About ten. 420 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:47,120 A day? Yeah. 421 00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:51,400 How do you pay for them? I use me dinner money. 422 00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,760 So you don't eat? 423 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:56,320 I rob Lisa Unsworth's butties. 424 00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:58,880 Well, that's got to stop. 425 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:03,440 It will. She brings cheese and onion and I can't stand them. 426 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:07,120 SUBDUED CHATTER 427 00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,600 Suppose someone robbed YOUR car. 428 00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:14,400 I haven't got one. Suppose you had. I'd get a weed on, yeah. 429 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,000 Exactly. 430 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,480 I'd...get a weed on, too. 431 00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:23,160 You haven't got a car. Well, Father Matthew's. That won't get robbed. 432 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:28,240 Because he's a priest? Because it's crap. Oh. 433 00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:30,280 My s...s... 434 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:31,760 s... 435 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:35,040 My s... 436 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,840 s... 437 00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,880 s...s... 438 00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,240 My... 439 00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:43,880 si... 440 00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:47,200 s...s...s... 441 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:52,440 CHATTER 442 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:55,280 May God give you pardon and peace. 443 00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,760 And I absolve you from your sins, 444 00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:02,960 in the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen. 445 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,520 That's it, Lisa. 446 00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,600 There are others waiting. 447 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,080 He makes me do things. 448 00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,320 Who? Me dad. 449 00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:28,360 What sort of things? 450 00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,000 All sorts. 451 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:35,240 Sex? 452 00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:42,080 Does your mother know? 453 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,360 You must tell her. 454 00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,600 Tell him it's got to stop. 455 00:38:56,600 --> 00:39:01,520 Tell him you've seen me and I said it's got to stop. 456 00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:04,240 ORGAN BEGINS "AVE MARIA" 457 00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:05,760 Promise? 458 00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:10,560 You'll come back and see me? 459 00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:18,360 CONGREGATION SINGS: 460 00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:18,360 # ..Fills all our desire 461 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:19,960 # Ave 462 00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:21,360 # Ave 463 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:24,360 # Ave Maria 464 00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:26,080 # Ave 465 00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:27,480 # Ave 466 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:29,560 # Ave Maria... # 467 00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:30,920 Aah! 468 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:34,640 # We pray to God's glory 469 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:37,600 # May His Kingdom come 470 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,800 # And to God's virgin mother 471 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,640 # An endless "Ave" 472 00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:45,360 # Ave 473 00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:46,760 # Ave 474 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:49,600 # Ave Maria 475 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,240 # Ave 476 00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:52,320 # Ave 477 00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:55,400 # Ave Maria 478 00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:58,480 # We pray for our mother... # 479 00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:02,440 The body of Christ. Amen. 480 00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:02,440 The body of Christ. Amen. 481 00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,840 The body of Christ. Amen. 482 00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,920 # ..The land of our birth... # 483 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:12,360 The body of Christ. Amen. The body of Christ. Amen. 484 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,120 # ..Ave Maria 485 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,120 # Ave 486 00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:18,000 # Ave 487 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,320 # Ave Maria 488 00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:25,040 # In grief and temptation... # 489 00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,600 The body of Christ. Amen. 490 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,280 The body of Christ. Amen. 491 00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:34,640 The body of Christ. Amen. 492 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,200 # ..Ave... # 493 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:42,200 The body of Christ. 494 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:42,200 # Ave, ave Maria... # 495 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:42,200 The body of Christ. 496 00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:47,320 # I'm just an ordinary duck You'll see me in the street 497 00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,440 # Wandering round Liverpool 498 00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:54,360 # With wellies on me feet 499 00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:57,640 # I live just up by Scotty Road 500 00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:00,360 # I think that you'll agree 501 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:06,760 # There's not much there to look at, But...it's home, sweet home to me 502 00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:10,640 # Me name is Googy, Googy 503 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:13,120 # I never have much luck 504 00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:16,680 # I don't care, I'm happy, I'm... 505 00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:19,400 # Googy, the Liverpool duck... # 506 00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,040 Father. Yeah? 507 00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:23,520 Keep your nose out of my business. 508 00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:28,680 # ..The other half, the Blues It's murder on a Sat'day night 509 00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:32,520 # If either of them lose 510 00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:38,200 # The Liver Bird's a mate of mine He went to our old school 511 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:42,240 # So when you see him, think of me 512 00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:44,880 # When you're in Liverpool 513 00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:48,720 # Me name is Googy, Googy 514 00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:52,880 # I never had much luck I don't care 515 00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,440 # I'm happy, I'm... 516 00:41:55,440 --> 00:42:00,520 # Googy, the Liverpool... I come from Liverpool... Googy... # 517 00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,440 You shouldn't have come here. 518 00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:16,640 I came here to see you. 519 00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:24,240 Are we gonna see each other again? 520 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,440 Look... 521 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,440 PAPER RUSTLES 522 00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,400 Phone me. 523 00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,080 Take it. 524 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:18,160 Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. 525 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:24,880 May the Lord help you to confess your sins with TRUE sorrow. 526 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,880 What did she say? 527 00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:32,480 I can't tell you that. 528 00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:39,200 She's MY daughter. I can't break the seal of the confessional. 529 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,400 You know that. 530 00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:46,920 A man paid 24,000 pieces of silver for the right to commit incest. 531 00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:49,560 You know who sold him that right? 532 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:53,480 Pope Alexander VI. 533 00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,360 Incest is evil. 534 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,520 Incest is human, 535 00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:01,560 the most natural thing in the world. The most UNNATURAL. 536 00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:08,040 Of course, you're the expert, aren't you, Father? 537 00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:13,000 Never been with a woman, let alone fathered a child, 538 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,560 but you're the bloody expert. 539 00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:20,080 Well, you ask any man - any PROPER man. You ask him, 540 00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:24,720 when does he stop patting his daughter's bum? When she's 12? 541 00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:27,280 When she's 14? 542 00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:30,160 And why does he stop patting it? 543 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:34,760 Cos she doesn't like it? Cos HE doesn't like it? 544 00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:39,800 Or...cos he DOES like it, but, er...where's he gonna stop? 545 00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,320 Hmm? 546 00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:46,280 I've dedicated my life to the study of incest, 547 00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:49,720 and there's nothing anyone can tell me about it. 548 00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:54,000 Least of all you. I can tell you it's a sin. 549 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,880 One of the gravest sins of all. 550 00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:02,560 Can I have your permission to talk to someone about this? 551 00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:05,200 There's help available, and therapy. 552 00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:09,040 I don't NEED help, I don't NEED therapy. 553 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,640 I'm not your textbook case. 554 00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:14,280 I'm no sexual inadequate. 555 00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:19,080 I've just seen through the bullshit, that's all. Inhuman, is it? 556 00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:23,920 Unthinkable? So why go to all the trouble of making laws against it? 557 00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:29,160 Why does every society in the world taboo it? I'll tell you why. 558 00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:34,080 It's the one thing we'd all like to do, 559 00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:35,920 deep down. 560 00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:38,560 In here. 561 00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:44,200 And what does Lisa think? 562 00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:02,560 CHILDREN CHATTER 563 00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:07,840 MUSIC: "Anyone Who Had A Heart" by Dusty Springfield 564 00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:13,240 Right, OK - quiet for a minute. 565 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:15,600 Listen, please. Listen. 566 00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:19,960 Can anyone tell me what this song's about? Shagging, Father. 567 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:23,320 HILARITY 568 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:23,320 Wrong. Can anybody give me 569 00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:28,640 a more sensible answer? Yes? It's about re...relationships. 570 00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:35,000 CHILDREN GROAN Absolutely. But what is the most essential part of a relationship? 571 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,800 Love, Father. 572 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:43,480 Absolutely right. Love. Passionate commitment from one human being to another. 573 00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:46,000 RECORD: # You couldn't have a heart 574 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:51,840 # And hurt me like you've hurt me and be so untrue... # 575 00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,720 Miss Shaughnessy. 576 00:46:57,720 --> 00:47:01,600 It's all right, Lisa. It's OK. It's all right. 577 00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,760 Get Miss Shaughnessy! 578 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:07,040 It's OK, Lisa. Ssh. 579 00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:19,440 Lisa, will you let me talk to your mother about what you told me? No. 580 00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:23,840 Is there anyone else you'd like me to talk to? 581 00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:25,480 No. 582 00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:31,480 You must come and see me again. 583 00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:36,120 Do you promise? 584 00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:40,200 You promised last time. 585 00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:43,360 Look at me. Look at me. 586 00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,320 Promise. 587 00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:53,760 Come on, chick. Thanks, Father Greg. Come in for a cup of tea. Thanks. 588 00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:58,760 Here you go, Father. Lisa. Ta. 589 00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:04,760 It could be an adolescence thing. It happens to kids of her age. 590 00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:07,760 Everything all right? Lisa! 591 00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:13,640 Hello, Father. Hello. 592 00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:18,720 Father Greg brought her home. Cup of tea, love? Yeah, please, love. 593 00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,640 Hey, you OK? Yeah. 594 00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:29,200 So, what brought it on? Don't know. 595 00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:33,800 Where were you? (Class.) 596 00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:35,720 Class? 597 00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:39,680 You all right, now? 598 00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:41,840 That's a girl. 599 00:48:45,240 --> 00:48:47,760 There you go, Phil. Thanks, love. 600 00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:59,560 Maybe you shouldn't leave her alone. We don't. If I'm not here, Phil is. 601 00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:04,560 Father Greg, did you get a new cartridge? ..Sorry? 602 00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:09,560 For the photocopier. I've got 300 housing action sheets to do. 603 00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:11,360 Bye. 604 00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:13,480 Bye, then. 605 00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:15,400 Thanks again. 606 00:49:25,240 --> 00:49:29,920 PHONE DIAL SPINS 607 00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:34,440 When I was a kid, I threw myself in the docks at home. 608 00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:39,480 I'd wet myself and I wanted to hide it. 609 00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:46,360 So I runs home to my mum and dad and told them two boys had pushed me in. 610 00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:50,240 Of course, they wanted a description. 611 00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:53,720 I described two boys I'd seen earlier. 612 00:49:53,720 --> 00:49:56,240 And they went out looking for them. 613 00:49:56,240 --> 00:49:58,760 I was absolutely terrified. 614 00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:02,360 It's like, "Please God, don't let us find them!" 615 00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:07,880 BELLS PLAY WESTMINSTER CHIMES 616 00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,640 I'd better go. 617 00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:13,840 I'll see you. 618 00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:20,680 HISSING 619 00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:22,360 STEADY TONE 620 00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:25,280 STATIC HISSING 621 00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:27,680 TONE 622 00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:30,000 You all right? 623 00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,320 Yes. 624 00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:46,560 MONOTONOUS TONE CONTINUES 625 00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:48,480 HISSING 626 00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:50,800 TONE 627 00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:55,440 MONOTONOUS, INTENSE, PIERCING TONE 628 00:50:55,440 --> 00:51:01,600 I can't go into details. If I intervene, I could stop someone suffering. 629 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:06,400 But that means... Breaking the seal of the confessional, yeah. 630 00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:10,600 I know what you're going through. 631 00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:21,040 What would YOU do? 632 00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,560 I'd drop a hint. 633 00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:35,640 Um...Lisa Unsworth doesn't look too good. 634 00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:40,560 It's these fits. They get her down. Do you think it's that? 635 00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:44,080 Or do you think it might be something else? 636 00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:47,040 'Anyone interested to know more,' 637 00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:51,640 contacts from the parish team 638 00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:51,640 listed below. 639 00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:51,640 PHONE RINGS 640 00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:55,600 St Mary's. Father Greg speaking. 641 00:51:55,600 --> 00:52:00,040 'It's Sister Kevin here. That young girl you mentioned. 642 00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:03,480 'There IS something else.' Oh. 643 00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:09,320 A big lump of a bully in front of me has been stealing Lisa's lunch. 644 00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:10,800 Right. 645 00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:13,640 Well, thank you for letting me know. 646 00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:15,880 'Thank you.' Goodbye. 647 00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:19,720 Right, Father Greg. I'll get this over to Brian. 648 00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:21,320 OK. 649 00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:39,600 HE STABS BUTTONS 650 00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:46,880 RINGING TONE 651 00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:46,880 'Hello. Social Services. 652 00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:49,320 'Social Services.' 653 00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:54,080 I need to speak to someone about a child at risk. 'Hold on, please.' 654 00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:58,080 MAN: 'Hello. Can I help you? 655 00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:00,880 'Can I help you?' No. 656 00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:06,280 OK. Goodnight. 657 00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:20,400 Yeah? It's got to stop. 658 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:25,320 Look, she's taking fits because of what you're doing. 659 00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:26,640 Piss off! 660 00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:30,080 Right? 661 00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:49,880 They used to ask a question in seminary. 662 00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:52,440 It was a sort of standard question. 663 00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:59,520 "A man tells you in confession he's poisoned the altar wine. Do you still go out and say Mass?" 664 00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:01,440 Oh, thanks. 665 00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:03,960 GULLS CRY 666 00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:06,480 I had no problem with that. 667 00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:09,720 I'd go out and say Mass. Drink the wine. 668 00:54:09,720 --> 00:54:13,040 There's a bit of martyr in all of us. 669 00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:16,080 But when it's not you suffering. 670 00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:19,120 When it's someone else suffering, 671 00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:23,120 and you know you could stop it, just by speaking out. 672 00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:25,800 Geronimo! Gi's a cup of coffee. 673 00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:29,320 Bugger off! Leave my flask. Leave my flask! 674 00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:33,320 What's wrong with ya? 675 00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:33,320 Just beat it. 676 00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:33,320 Gi's a swig. 677 00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:36,920 Not very nice, is it, eh? 678 00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:39,400 Not very Christian! 679 00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:44,440 Wa-a-a-aaaagh! 680 00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:48,960 BUOY BELL RINGS 681 00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:51,680 He wasn't human enough. 682 00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:53,880 The Son of God. 683 00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:56,360 He had certainty. 684 00:54:56,360 --> 00:55:01,360 Heaven. Everlasting life. He knew it all, with absolute certainty. 685 00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:06,400 Give me that and fine - you can crucify me, as well. 686 00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:11,000 All the agonies of the world - no bloody problem whatsoever, 687 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:14,280 because I'd be certain that God exists. 688 00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:18,920 But I'm not certain. 689 00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:21,560 All I've got is faith. 690 00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:25,080 Then something evil comes along. 691 00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:29,480 Grinning, sickening evil. 692 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:34,080 And faith just runs away in terror. 693 00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:40,200 Do you want to come back to my place? 694 00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:26,520 # Praise to the Holiest in the height 695 00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:29,880 # And in the depth be praise... # 696 00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:36,680 The day before He suffered, He took bread in His sacred hands and, looking up to Heaven, 697 00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:41,160 to You, His almighty Father, He gave You thanks and praise. 698 00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:47,760 He broke the bread, gave it to His disciples and said, "Take this, 699 00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:50,480 "all of you, and eat it. 700 00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:56,880 "This is my body, which will be given up for you." 701 00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:00,440 BELL TINKLES 702 00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:15,200 When supper was ended, He took the cup. 703 00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:18,600 Again, He gave You thanks and praise, 704 00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:23,640 gave the cup to His disciples and said, "Take this, all of you, 705 00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:26,200 "and drink from it. 706 00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:29,120 "This is the cup of my blood, 707 00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:32,840 "the blood of the new and everlasting covenant. 708 00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:35,440 "It will be shed for all..." 709 00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:38,800 # Touch me now. Touch me...touch me... # 710 00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:40,480 "..So that sins 711 00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:42,400 "may be forgiven. 712 00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:49,000 "Do this in memory of me." 713 00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:54,160 The body of Christ. 714 00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:56,720 The body of Christ. Amen. 715 00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:01,640 The body of Christ. Amen. 716 00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:04,400 The body of Christ. Amen. 717 00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:06,800 The body of Christ. > 718 00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:13,680 The body of Christ. 719 00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:13,680 The body of Christ. Amen. 720 00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:15,720 The body of Christ. 721 00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:21,640 BELL TOLLS 722 00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:04,480 The body of Christ. Amen. 723 00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:09,400 The body of Christ. Amen. 724 00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:18,040 Who was he? 725 00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:21,200 No idea. 726 00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:27,040 And you couldn't give him communion? No. 727 00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:32,400 I never denied ANYONE communion. 728 00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:37,680 They had more right to receive it than I had to give it. 729 00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:43,320 Have you always been celibate? 730 00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:46,080 Well, I'm not proud of it! 731 00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:48,480 It's a gift from God. 732 00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:51,880 He gave me the gift of celibacy. 733 00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:55,400 He gave you certainty of vocation. 734 00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:58,600 Two totally different gifts. 735 01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:02,480 I want both. 736 01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:05,560 Now that's being greedy. 737 01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:13,920 I sit in my room, sweating. 738 01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:17,440 I turn to Him, 739 01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:18,960 for help. 740 01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:22,440 I see a naked man. 741 01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:25,760 Utterly desirable. 742 01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:30,320 I turn to Him for help and He just makes it worse. 743 01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:36,640 Up there in my room... 744 01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:39,240 that's my Gethsemane. 745 01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:45,520 I understand humanity then. Every sin, every compulsion. I understand it all! 746 01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:50,720 Saliva. Racing pulse. Adrenaline. The ecstasy before the fall. 747 01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:53,600 And Matthew... 748 01:00:55,320 --> 01:01:01,840 I should say, "Matthew, I can't smile and hug and preach the beauty of creation 749 01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:06,680 "because inside here there's just sin and sickness and evil..." 750 01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:13,920 (Oh, God!) 751 01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:23,280 I was going to get out, Greg, when I was your age. 752 01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:27,920 But it would have broken my mother's heart. 753 01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:31,000 So I waited. 754 01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:35,760 By the time she died, it was too late. 755 01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:38,880 There was nothing else I could do. 756 01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:41,760 Get out, now, Greg, 757 01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:45,240 while you still have your health and strength. 758 01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:47,520 Love WHO you want, 759 01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:49,320 WHEN you want. 760 01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:51,680 Get out. 761 01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:56,320 I can't get out. 762 01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:01,200 God wants me to be a priest. 763 01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:05,120 I don't think it. I don't just believe it. 764 01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:09,520 I know it. 765 01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:16,000 I'll pray for you. 766 01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:22,440 What about them new flats? I know what you're going to say, Tommy. 767 01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:28,600 They wrecked them. It's houses they want, with a garden. That's what they want. 768 01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:33,280 Yeah, the flats aren't what they want. They wrecked them in no time! 769 01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:36,480 But housing isn't the answer on its own. 770 01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:39,760 There's other stuff - jobs, for a start. 771 01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:41,280 How's Lisa? 772 01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:46,680 Um...she's fine. She's with her dad. Just a minute. > 773 01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:53,760 So before decent houses, you've gotta give them a decent education, decent jobs and God knows what? 774 01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:57,160 No, Tommy. What are you going to do with us? 775 01:02:57,160 --> 01:03:03,280 Put us on a desert island till it's all perfect? You can't just put them in a house 776 01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:09,440 and say, "That's my bit." I'm talking about values and changing attitudes. 777 01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:17,280 That takes money, education... I never heard such patronising cobblers... healthcare, housing... 778 01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:19,800 I'm sorry, I can't go on with this. 779 01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:22,880 Must have been something you said! > 780 01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:38,640 DO something! Don't just hang there. 781 01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:42,080 You smug, idle bastard - DO SOMETHING! 782 01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:45,440 Feminists and liberals - that's all you need! 783 01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:46,880 Calm down. 784 01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:50,160 GENERAL CHATTER 785 01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:52,640 Early finish, Philly. 786 01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:58,880 I'll tell someone. That's what You'd do. She's 14. You wouldn't see her suffer. 787 01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:01,280 You'd say, "This girl is ME. 788 01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:05,720 "This girl is all suffering humanity. For this, I came." 789 01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:10,480 You wouldn't give a damn about the Church's rules and regulations. 790 01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:15,880 How is the secrecy of confession good, if it allows evil to thrive? 791 01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:18,160 You'd speak out. 792 01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:22,800 You'd speak out. I KNOW You'd speak out. 793 01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:27,240 'Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy name. 794 01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:32,320 'Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven...' 795 01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:33,920 Hiya. 796 01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:40,360 '..Those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil. Amen.' 797 01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:45,440 You COULD speak out. As the Son of God, You could make the rules. 798 01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:49,400 You were the Son of God. I'm not. I'm just a priest, 799 01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:51,880 I'm a tuppence-ha'penny priest, 800 01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:55,600 and I can't take on 2,000 years of history! 801 01:04:56,760 --> 01:05:01,600 That would be pride. That would be arrogance. They'd crucify me... 802 01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:05,200 Our Father, who art in Heaven... 803 01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:11,120 SMOKE ALARM BEEPS 'Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven... 804 01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:16,160 'Forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. 805 01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:20,920 'And lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil. Amen.' 806 01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:24,680 I look for an example, in the depths of despair. 807 01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:28,080 I look for an example and all there is is YOU. 808 01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:32,840 But you performed miracles. You changed water into wine. 809 01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:37,680 You raised the dead. You cured the sick. What kind of example is that? 810 01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:40,120 You couldn't possibly know despair. 811 01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:44,160 "I'm feeling low, I'll raise somebody from the dead." 812 01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:48,120 How can You know what I'm going through right now? 813 01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:50,560 ALARM BEEPS INSISTENTLY 814 01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:50,560 Lisa! 815 01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:52,160 Oh! 816 01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:57,880 BEEPING STOPS 817 01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:00,400 RHYTHMIC CREAKING 818 01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:02,720 WHIMPERING 819 01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:04,840 No. 820 01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:07,040 No. No. 821 01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:09,960 What are you doing? 822 01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:13,080 What are you doing, Phil? 823 01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:16,360 What are you doing? 824 01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:21,280 What are you doing? You animal, 825 01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:21,280 you animal, you animal... 826 01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:21,280 BLOWS 827 01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:22,760 Get up! 828 01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:25,680 Get down them stairs, now! Down! 829 01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:26,800 Get down! 830 01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:30,160 SHE SCREAMS Down the stairs, now! You animal! 831 01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:31,800 You animal! 832 01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:35,160 Listen to me! Listen! God! Oh, God! 833 01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:40,240 THUMPING 834 01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:40,240 'Oh, God! You're an animal! 835 01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:40,240 You're an animal!' 836 01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:44,040 Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy name. 837 01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:48,480 'Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven. 838 01:06:48,480 --> 01:06:52,920 'Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses, 839 01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:55,840 'as we forgive those who trespass against us. 840 01:06:55,840 --> 01:07:00,280 'And lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil. Amen.' 841 01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:03,480 Get out! Yeah? GET OUT! GET OUT! 842 01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:06,720 GET O-O-OUT! 843 01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:13,320 Get out, get out, get out, get out. 844 01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:18,320 Lisa, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 845 01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:20,600 MRS UNSWORTH SOBS 846 01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:22,360 'I'm sorry. 847 01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:24,040 'I'm sorry. 848 01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:27,560 'I'm sorry, I'm sorry.' 849 01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:27,560 SHE SOBS 850 01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:34,320 Careful. 851 01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:37,600 And...this is the eighth. 852 01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:40,680 Jesus meets the sorrowing women. 853 01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:46,360 You can see the women crying because Jesus is in such a pitiful state. 854 01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:50,800 But Jesus doesn't want their tears. He's saying to them, 855 01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:54,520 "Weep not for me, but for thy children." 856 01:07:55,720 --> 01:08:01,840 The prayer we usually say here goes, "My Jesus, laden with sorrows... 857 01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:06,120 "I weep for the offences I have committed..." 858 01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:09,560 You knew. 859 01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:13,600 WHISPERING 860 01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:19,600 YOU knew. 861 01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:24,360 What kind of man are you? 862 01:08:31,480 --> 01:08:33,920 The ninth is, um... 863 01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:38,080 ..Our Lord falls for the third time. 864 01:08:39,160 --> 01:08:41,880 I hope you burn in Hell. 865 01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:50,840 HER FOOTSTEPS SLOWLY RECEDE 866 01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:52,320 DOOR OPENS 867 01:08:53,280 --> 01:08:54,920 DOOR BANGS 868 01:09:07,240 --> 01:09:09,920 DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE 869 01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:23,120 LAUGHING 870 01:09:23,120 --> 01:09:26,160 No. What? No, I don't know that one. 871 01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:29,720 Haven't you ever...? It's a good one, though. 872 01:09:29,720 --> 01:09:33,760 BANTER AND LAUGHTER CONTINUES 873 01:09:36,480 --> 01:09:39,520 SAXOPHONE PLAYS UPSTAIRS 874 01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:41,720 FOOTSTEPS 875 01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:45,880 KNOCKING 876 01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:50,760 Hi. 877 01:09:58,520 --> 01:10:03,000 What did you expect? You treated me like a bloody leper! 878 01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:06,120 For God's sake, grow up, Greg! 879 01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:19,400 A SINGLE BELL TOLLS 880 01:10:35,280 --> 01:10:38,480 A SECOND BELL BEGINS TO TOLL 881 01:10:43,320 --> 01:10:44,760 INAUDIBLE 882 01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:48,480 A THIRD BELL STARTS 883 01:10:54,480 --> 01:10:57,720 GULLS CRY PLAINTIVELY 884 01:10:59,320 --> 01:11:00,880 I love you. 885 01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:28,480 RADIO SQUAWKS 886 01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:43,400 I do love you, Greg. 887 01:11:47,440 --> 01:11:48,880 Shit! 888 01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:52,000 (Oh, God.) 889 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:56,080 Date of birth. 20 September, 890 01:11:56,080 --> 01:11:57,720 1964. 891 01:11:57,720 --> 01:12:00,000 Occupation? 892 01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:04,360 What's your job? 893 01:12:04,360 --> 01:12:07,680 PHONE RINGS INSISTENTLY SOMEWHERE 894 01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:12,720 Priest. 895 01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:15,040 Catholic? 896 01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:17,200 (Yes.) 897 01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:19,920 You little devil! 898 01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:28,320 # When you walk through a storm 899 01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:33,320 # Hold your head up high 900 01:12:33,320 --> 01:12:36,800 # And don't be afraid 901 01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:39,560 # Of the dark... # 902 01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:41,080 Guilty. 903 01:12:41,080 --> 01:12:43,640 How long have you been a priest? 904 01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:46,720 How long have you been a priest? 905 01:12:46,720 --> 01:12:52,440 It's in your interest to talk to me. Put your side of the story. 906 01:12:52,440 --> 01:12:58,160 # ..The sweet, silver song of a lark 907 01:12:58,160 --> 01:13:02,960 # Walk on through the wind 908 01:13:02,960 --> 01:13:06,840 # Walk on through the rain 909 01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:11,160 # Though your dreams be tossed 910 01:13:11,160 --> 01:13:14,000 # And blown 911 01:13:15,280 --> 01:13:17,800 # Walk on, walk on 912 01:13:17,800 --> 01:13:23,320 # With hope in your heart 913 01:13:23,320 --> 01:13:31,360 # And you'll never walk alone 914 01:13:31,360 --> 01:13:38,000 # You'll never walk alone 915 01:13:40,480 --> 01:13:44,560 # Walk on through the wind 916 01:13:44,560 --> 01:13:48,680 # Walk on through the rain 917 01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:56,280 # Though your dreams be tossed and blown 918 01:13:56,280 --> 01:13:59,000 # Walk on 919 01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:02,840 # Walk on with hope in your heart... # 920 01:14:07,960 --> 01:14:11,040 # And you'll never walk alone... # 921 01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:14,000 KNOCKING 922 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:16,000 Greg? 923 01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:19,760 # ..You'll never walk alone. # 924 01:14:19,760 --> 01:14:21,120 Aagh! 925 01:14:21,120 --> 01:14:24,320 What have you done? Don't touch me! 926 01:14:24,320 --> 01:14:26,920 Aagh, frigging Ada! Hang on. 927 01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:29,160 Aagh! 928 01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:29,160 CRUNCH 929 01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:31,040 O-o-ow! 930 01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:34,200 Frigging Ada! 931 01:14:35,520 --> 01:14:37,440 Oh, God! 932 01:14:37,440 --> 01:14:39,400 OH, GOD! 933 01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:41,680 Oh! Oh! 934 01:14:41,680 --> 01:14:43,360 Oh! 935 01:14:43,360 --> 01:14:45,040 Oh! 936 01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:47,440 It had slipped out. Jesus! 937 01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:49,280 Jesus Christ! 938 01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:50,960 Oh! 939 01:14:57,320 --> 01:14:59,200 Thanks. 940 01:14:59,200 --> 01:15:01,080 You're welcome. 941 01:15:02,480 --> 01:15:05,000 Why didn't you tell me? 942 01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:08,040 I tried. 943 01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:09,920 I couldn't. 944 01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:14,600 What are you going to do? 945 01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:24,120 We'll say Mass together. We'll quote John, chapter eight. 946 01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:27,400 "Let him who is without sin cast the first stone." 947 01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:32,840 I can't do that. We've gotta do it! 948 01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:36,880 You see, I can't. I've just taken 24 paracetamol. 949 01:15:38,480 --> 01:15:40,000 'Shit!' 950 01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:49,480 TELEPHONE PLAYS: "Amazing Grace" 951 01:15:49,480 --> 01:15:52,360 'Yes?' Good news. He'll live. 952 01:15:52,360 --> 01:15:54,520 That's GOOD news? 953 01:15:58,080 --> 01:16:00,680 Compassion, ladies and gentlemen. 954 01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:05,520 You sin. You go to a priest. You expect compassion from him. 955 01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:08,320 Shouldn't HE expect it from YOU? 956 01:16:08,320 --> 01:16:11,720 Compassion, forgiveness, understanding. 957 01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:16,440 REPORTERS SHOUT 958 01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:16,440 People have a right 959 01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:16,440 to privacy! 960 01:16:16,440 --> 01:16:19,120 What's Matthew been saying? 961 01:16:19,120 --> 01:16:21,840 He's been very supportive. 962 01:16:21,840 --> 01:16:25,320 He thinks being gay has made me a good priest. 963 01:16:25,320 --> 01:16:26,840 Human. 964 01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:28,680 Compassionate. 965 01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:33,440 He thinks all that's happened recently has made me a better one. 966 01:16:33,440 --> 01:16:36,360 More human. More compassionate. 967 01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:40,440 Commit mass murder and he'd want you canonised. 968 01:16:40,440 --> 01:16:44,320 Now, you say you want to carry on serving God. 969 01:16:44,320 --> 01:16:46,480 Well, that's good. 970 01:16:46,480 --> 01:16:53,640 The best way for you to serve God is to disappear. To piss off out of my diocese. Is that clear? 971 01:16:53,640 --> 01:16:55,600 Yes. 972 01:16:55,600 --> 01:16:57,120 Good. 973 01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:02,960 Here. I brought you some grapes. 974 01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:10,360 Thank you. 975 01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:15,160 ..Betty's sister, recovering from an operation. 976 01:17:15,160 --> 01:17:21,840 Jean Parkinson's baby is not all that well, so we remember them in our prayers. 977 01:17:21,840 --> 01:17:27,480 Charles and Ruth ask our prayers for John, in hospital after an accident. 978 01:17:27,480 --> 01:17:32,320 And, of course, Katie Bow asks our continuing prayers for Kevin. 979 01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:36,880 For all who are ill and suffering we ask God's help, 980 01:17:36,880 --> 01:17:39,320 as we remember them in our prayers. 981 01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:44,760 Lord, hear us. You've forgotten somebody. Oh, have I? 982 01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:48,960 Father Greg...is recovering in hospital. 983 01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:50,880 Yes. 984 01:17:50,880 --> 01:17:52,960 Sorry. 985 01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:56,360 Lord, hear us. 986 01:17:56,360 --> 01:17:59,600 ALL: Lord, graciously hear us. 987 01:18:00,480 --> 01:18:01,880 Hi. 988 01:18:02,840 --> 01:18:05,320 Greg, you've got a visitor. 989 01:18:05,320 --> 01:18:06,880 Thank you. 990 01:18:13,120 --> 01:18:16,720 SIRENS WAIL OUTSIDE 991 01:18:24,080 --> 01:18:25,640 I'm sorry. 992 01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:31,480 I don't think you should come here. 993 01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:38,120 NURSE: He's here. > 994 01:18:41,080 --> 01:18:42,880 Hello, Charlie. 995 01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:44,600 All right? 996 01:18:46,480 --> 01:18:49,080 You never told me you were queer. 997 01:18:49,080 --> 01:18:51,120 You never asked. 998 01:18:52,080 --> 01:18:54,840 We did everything together. 999 01:18:54,840 --> 01:19:00,480 We got in the shower together. You were perfectly safe. 1000 01:19:00,480 --> 01:19:05,920 You might find this extraordinary, but you never really turned me on. 1001 01:19:08,320 --> 01:19:09,200 Sorry! 1002 01:19:26,760 --> 01:19:28,920 You'd best go. 1003 01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:31,640 Yeah. 1004 01:19:45,840 --> 01:19:47,440 God bless. 1005 01:19:47,440 --> 01:19:49,360 Yeah, you too. 1006 01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:04,160 MARIA MURMURS SOLICITOUSLY 1007 01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:04,160 No, I'm fine. Really. OK. 1008 01:20:10,600 --> 01:20:12,960 So...what now? 1009 01:20:12,960 --> 01:20:16,360 Well, I've told you. We say Mass together. 1010 01:20:16,360 --> 01:20:19,800 I really appreciate it, Matthew, but I can't. 1011 01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:24,920 You've got to do it. What about the bishop? Oh, bugger the bishop! 1012 01:20:24,920 --> 01:20:27,800 Don't take that literally! 1013 01:20:36,800 --> 01:20:41,160 Something wrong, Sean? No, Father. Good. 1014 01:20:41,160 --> 01:20:44,440 You saying Mass together? Yeah. 1015 01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:47,360 You won't need me, then? 1016 01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:54,040 You're not absolutely essential, no. 1017 01:21:18,320 --> 01:21:23,560 You're leaving? The bishop's told me to. It's OUR parish. 1018 01:21:23,560 --> 01:21:28,680 I won't be a cause, Matthew - your crusade. Is that how you see it? 1019 01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:50,400 Can I see Lisa, please? No. 1020 01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:55,400 Lisa, I'm so sorry. I'm closing the door now, Father. Please forgive me. 1021 01:21:55,400 --> 01:21:58,640 Forgive me, Lisa. Will you go now, Father? 1022 01:21:58,640 --> 01:22:00,800 Forgive me. Go. 1023 01:22:02,280 --> 01:22:05,800 SIRENS WAIL 1024 01:22:07,040 --> 01:22:09,600 LAMB BLEATS 1025 01:22:19,160 --> 01:22:21,240 Hello. Yes? 1026 01:22:21,240 --> 01:22:23,800 Father Greg Pilkington. 1027 01:22:24,720 --> 01:22:27,040 Pardon? Side door. 1028 01:22:30,800 --> 01:22:33,320 You've hurt your neck, have you? 1029 01:22:33,320 --> 01:22:36,760 No. I'm a dedicated follower of fashion(!) 1030 01:22:36,760 --> 01:22:40,040 HOLLOW FOOTSTEPS ON BARE STAIRS 1031 01:22:40,040 --> 01:22:44,200 BELL-LIKE CHIMING 1032 01:22:48,840 --> 01:22:50,680 Thank you. 1033 01:22:50,680 --> 01:22:52,960 Dinner at 7.30. 1034 01:22:52,960 --> 01:22:54,560 Dead pig. 1035 01:23:01,960 --> 01:23:04,440 RAIN BEATS ON WINDOW 1036 01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:09,440 LAMB BLEATS 1037 01:23:11,080 --> 01:23:13,600 'Do you think God gives a damn?' 1038 01:23:13,600 --> 01:23:16,560 War. Famine. Disaster. 1039 01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:20,000 Millions slaughtering each other. 1040 01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:27,400 With all these things on His mind, do you think God gives a damn about what men do with their dicks? 1041 01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:33,400 Do you ever doubt the existence of God? 1042 01:23:33,400 --> 01:23:36,760 I do. It's not war, famine and disaster. 1043 01:23:36,760 --> 01:23:40,480 These things make me angry, yeah, 1044 01:23:40,480 --> 01:23:43,040 but they don't make me doubt Him. 1045 01:23:43,040 --> 01:23:46,560 But when I look at the Church today... 1046 01:23:47,520 --> 01:23:50,320 ..and see careerists and hypocrites, 1047 01:23:50,320 --> 01:23:52,920 and pharisees... 1048 01:23:52,920 --> 01:23:56,480 thriving in positions of power, 1049 01:23:56,480 --> 01:24:00,200 THEN I doubt the existence of God. 1050 01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:04,600 How could He let this happen? 1051 01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:12,920 That judge - 1052 01:24:12,920 --> 01:24:15,840 what's he called? - Denning. 1053 01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:24,840 He said he'd rather see innocent men rot in prison 1054 01:24:24,840 --> 01:24:28,960 than for the British legal system to be ridiculed. 1055 01:24:28,960 --> 01:24:36,080 He put the pomp and ceremony - the cap and gown - before the principle itself. 1056 01:24:36,080 --> 01:24:38,880 That's what we're doing, now. 1057 01:24:40,720 --> 01:24:42,320 Churches. 1058 01:24:42,320 --> 01:24:44,960 Cathedrals, bishops, popes. 1059 01:24:44,960 --> 01:24:47,560 All the trappings of power. 1060 01:24:47,560 --> 01:24:51,120 We care more about that than the thing itself. 1061 01:24:54,640 --> 01:24:57,400 The teachings of Christ. 1062 01:24:57,400 --> 01:24:58,920 Love, 1063 01:24:58,920 --> 01:25:01,160 and compassion, 1064 01:25:01,160 --> 01:25:03,880 for all mankind. 1065 01:25:05,480 --> 01:25:07,600 ALL mankind. 1066 01:25:08,880 --> 01:25:11,120 Men. Women. 1067 01:25:11,960 --> 01:25:13,600 Black. 1068 01:25:13,600 --> 01:25:15,440 White. 1069 01:25:15,440 --> 01:25:17,280 Old. 1070 01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:18,920 Young. 1071 01:25:20,280 --> 01:25:21,920 Gay. 1072 01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:24,680 Straight. 1073 01:25:24,680 --> 01:25:28,160 < VOICES AND ROARING ENGINE 1074 01:25:29,400 --> 01:25:31,720 < Steady! 1075 01:25:31,720 --> 01:25:34,360 < Yeah, all right. All right. 1076 01:25:34,360 --> 01:25:36,640 < Take it easy. 1077 01:25:40,880 --> 01:25:47,560 'It's just one of the trappings of power you despise.' 1078 01:25:47,560 --> 01:25:53,080 With your house, your food and your clothes, you bloody hypocrite! 1079 01:25:57,240 --> 01:25:58,800 Hello. 1080 01:25:59,760 --> 01:26:01,840 Dominus tecum. 1081 01:26:03,880 --> 01:26:06,800 Er...et cum spiritu tuo. 1082 01:26:06,800 --> 01:26:09,400 DISTANT BELL TOLLS 1083 01:26:19,200 --> 01:26:21,920 Tota die pluit. 1084 01:26:22,920 --> 01:26:24,440 Er...yes. 1085 01:26:24,440 --> 01:26:26,400 Yes. 1086 01:26:29,560 --> 01:26:32,760 Scie te penitus. 1087 01:26:34,520 --> 01:26:37,760 Tu es pustula in corpore Christi. > 1088 01:26:37,760 --> 01:26:40,480 Pustula vivens, 1089 01:26:40,480 --> 01:26:42,320 spirans, 1090 01:26:42,320 --> 01:26:44,040 monstrosa, 1091 01:26:44,040 --> 01:26:50,040 iam iamque in pus et cruorem et foetorem irruptura. 1092 01:26:51,600 --> 01:26:54,080 Um...you've lost me, I'm afraid. 1093 01:27:12,320 --> 01:27:14,960 I said I know all about you. 1094 01:27:16,040 --> 01:27:18,960 You're a boil on the body of Christ. 1095 01:27:18,960 --> 01:27:21,080 A monstrous, 1096 01:27:21,080 --> 01:27:24,120 living, breathing boil, 1097 01:27:24,120 --> 01:27:27,520 ready to erupt at any moment into pus 1098 01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:29,160 and blood 1099 01:27:29,160 --> 01:27:31,160 and stench. 1100 01:27:32,880 --> 01:27:35,360 I think I preferred it in Latin. 1101 01:27:35,360 --> 01:27:41,800 You'll be paid a pound for every Mass you say and you're not to go out after dark. 1102 01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:44,520 Fine. 1103 01:27:46,080 --> 01:27:48,600 Benedicat dominus 1104 01:27:48,600 --> 01:27:51,600 nos sed haec tua dona. 1105 01:27:51,600 --> 01:27:56,120 Do you read the Notes And Queries page in The Guardian? 1106 01:28:07,520 --> 01:28:10,520 Look, I know you don't want me here. 1107 01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:13,200 But, in a way, hasn't God sent me? 1108 01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:17,680 DOORBELL 1109 01:28:21,920 --> 01:28:25,360 You only broke the vow of celibacy. Bollocks! 1110 01:28:25,360 --> 01:28:32,400 You should be treated the same as any other priest, heterosexual, homosexual... Utter bollocks! 1111 01:28:32,400 --> 01:28:36,840 You broke a man-made rule, made to protect property, 1112 01:28:36,840 --> 01:28:40,000 to keep it away from the widows of priests. 1113 01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:47,240 Christ was celibate. Mobile labour. No family - you can kick a priest anywhere. Christ was celibate. 1114 01:28:47,240 --> 01:28:53,240 The Church gives us everything - money, food, shelter, respect. 1115 01:28:53,240 --> 01:28:55,760 All She asks in return is celibacy. 1116 01:28:55,760 --> 01:29:02,200 Christ gave His life. We're asked for celibacy and we can't even manage that. 1117 01:29:02,200 --> 01:29:06,800 Christ didn't ask us to be celibate, it's man-made. Solemn vows. 1118 01:29:06,800 --> 01:29:11,240 "Do you solemnly swear?" That's our currency - solemn vows. 1119 01:29:11,240 --> 01:29:15,320 We debase them because we can't stick to them. 1120 01:29:15,320 --> 01:29:17,800 What's his name? 1121 01:29:19,040 --> 01:29:20,600 Graham. 1122 01:29:21,600 --> 01:29:24,280 THUNDER RUMBLES 1123 01:29:24,280 --> 01:29:26,600 Do you love him? 1124 01:29:26,600 --> 01:29:28,600 I despise him. 1125 01:29:29,680 --> 01:29:35,080 Satan comes in many forms. This is the man who gave you his body. 1126 01:29:35,080 --> 01:29:38,040 How dare you talk like that?! 1127 01:29:39,040 --> 01:29:44,400 In God's name, Greg, ask yourself... Look at me when I'm talking to you! 1128 01:29:45,440 --> 01:29:49,320 To call another human being Satan - I mean... 1129 01:29:49,320 --> 01:29:52,000 what kind of religion is that? 1130 01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:56,680 What kind of sick, twisted brainwash have you been through? 1131 01:29:56,680 --> 01:30:02,880 His sole purpose in life is to tempt you to sin - is that what you're saying? 1132 01:30:02,880 --> 01:30:07,000 You're Christ and he's just the bloody serpent? 1133 01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:10,880 Is that what you're saying, you arrogant prick? 1134 01:30:11,840 --> 01:30:14,480 I THINK I love him. 1135 01:30:14,480 --> 01:30:16,080 Yes. 1136 01:30:16,080 --> 01:30:19,560 Do you want him? ..Yes. 1137 01:30:19,560 --> 01:30:21,800 All the time? 1138 01:30:23,240 --> 01:30:25,720 A lot of the time. 1139 01:30:27,200 --> 01:30:29,680 And is that sinful? 1140 01:30:32,560 --> 01:30:34,160 Sick! 1141 01:30:36,400 --> 01:30:40,200 So...to itch for a man...is sick. 1142 01:30:40,200 --> 01:30:44,920 To want to scratch - make love to another man - that's sinful? 1143 01:30:46,160 --> 01:30:47,760 Yes. 1144 01:30:47,760 --> 01:30:53,960 And to want to LIVE with another man - that's permanent sin? That's evil? 1145 01:30:53,960 --> 01:30:59,440 That's, "Depart from me, ye cursed" stuff, right? Yes. 1146 01:31:07,840 --> 01:31:10,400 Is there any sense... 1147 01:31:10,400 --> 01:31:13,600 any intellect, any... 1148 01:31:14,840 --> 01:31:19,320 ..common humanity in that kind of bullshit? 1149 01:31:19,320 --> 01:31:22,000 What are you laughing at? 1150 01:31:22,000 --> 01:31:24,640 Are you laughing at me? 1151 01:31:24,640 --> 01:31:26,120 Yes. 1152 01:31:26,120 --> 01:31:29,440 Don't patronise me, Greg. 1153 01:31:32,800 --> 01:31:35,520 I patronise YOU? 1154 01:31:36,800 --> 01:31:39,240 I live it, Matthew. 1155 01:31:41,240 --> 01:31:46,480 You think you can come and spout some glib, Guardian-reader crap 1156 01:31:46,480 --> 01:31:53,480 and bang! All's right with my world. I'm reconciled to my nature. Cue the uplifting music(!) 1157 01:31:53,480 --> 01:31:57,280 I... Who's the arrogant prick now? 1158 01:31:57,280 --> 01:31:58,840 DOOR OPENS 1159 01:32:03,280 --> 01:32:06,200 What's he doing now? 1160 01:32:15,520 --> 01:32:20,280 I want you to say Mass with me. 1161 01:32:15,520 --> 01:32:20,280 I can't. 1162 01:32:15,520 --> 01:32:20,280 DOOR OPENS 1163 01:32:21,720 --> 01:32:24,560 I want this door left open. 1164 01:32:25,560 --> 01:32:28,720 I beg your pardon(?) Matthew! 1165 01:32:34,160 --> 01:32:36,720 (He's chaperoning us.) 1166 01:32:47,280 --> 01:32:51,320 MATTHEW LAUGHS HELPLESSLY 1167 01:32:51,320 --> 01:32:53,680 I don't believe it! 1168 01:32:55,000 --> 01:32:57,360 SNORING 1169 01:32:57,360 --> 01:33:00,320 GREG AND MATTHEW PANT AND MOAN 1170 01:33:00,320 --> 01:33:02,960 RHYTHMIC CREAKING 1171 01:33:02,960 --> 01:33:06,040 VOICES RISE IN FRENZY 1172 01:33:06,960 --> 01:33:09,520 Give it to me, big boy! 1173 01:33:17,480 --> 01:33:19,880 How was it for you? 1174 01:33:24,800 --> 01:33:27,920 You owe it to them. 1175 01:33:27,920 --> 01:33:31,320 To confront. To challenge. To teach. 1176 01:33:31,320 --> 01:33:33,320 I can't. 1177 01:33:33,320 --> 01:33:37,440 Come over on Sunday. Say Mass with me. 1178 01:33:37,440 --> 01:33:39,120 I can't. 1179 01:33:39,120 --> 01:33:43,040 Big Chief Sitting Bull wouldn't hide himself away. 1180 01:33:44,480 --> 01:33:46,960 He'd have reservations. 1181 01:33:51,160 --> 01:33:52,720 I'll see you. 1182 01:33:55,680 --> 01:34:00,680 Good luck! If you don't hear in three days, send out a search party. 1183 01:34:03,560 --> 01:34:05,200 Well? 1184 01:34:13,600 --> 01:34:18,400 Abe et futue te ipsum sordide senex. 1185 01:34:19,360 --> 01:34:23,360 Yeah - go and look that one up, you old bastard! 1186 01:34:27,120 --> 01:34:29,640 ORGAN PLAYS INTRODUCTION 1187 01:34:29,640 --> 01:34:35,080 CONGREGATION SINGS: 1188 01:34:29,640 --> 01:34:35,080 # Let's all join together 1189 01:34:29,640 --> 01:34:35,080 in communion sweet 1190 01:34:35,080 --> 01:34:38,320 # Walk, walk in the light 1191 01:34:38,320 --> 01:34:41,760 # And love one another till our Saviour we meet 1192 01:34:41,760 --> 01:34:44,560 # Walk, walk in the light 1193 01:34:44,560 --> 01:34:47,840 # Walk in the light... # 1194 01:34:47,840 --> 01:34:49,840 OK? 1195 01:34:49,840 --> 01:34:51,520 (Yeah.) 1196 01:34:51,520 --> 01:34:54,040 # ..Walk in the light 1197 01:34:54,040 --> 01:34:56,640 # Walk in the light of the Lord 1198 01:34:56,640 --> 01:35:00,320 # The Spirit lives... # 1199 01:34:56,640 --> 01:35:00,320 It's the bum boy. 1200 01:35:00,320 --> 01:35:02,920 # ..Walk, walk in the light... # 1201 01:35:02,920 --> 01:35:04,640 WHISPERING 1202 01:35:04,640 --> 01:35:07,040 WOMAN GASPS 1203 01:35:07,040 --> 01:35:10,080 TUTTING 1204 01:35:07,040 --> 01:35:10,080 WOMAN: Devil! 1205 01:35:10,080 --> 01:35:12,920 MAN: The state of that! 1206 01:35:10,080 --> 01:35:12,920 SHUSHING 1207 01:35:12,920 --> 01:35:15,440 MALICIOUS LAUGHTER 1208 01:35:15,440 --> 01:35:18,200 UNMUFFLED BUT INAUDIBLE REMARKS 1209 01:35:18,200 --> 01:35:23,040 THE SINGING PETERS OUT BUT THE ORGAN CONTINUES 1210 01:35:27,280 --> 01:35:31,640 THE CHURCH IS FULL OF TALKING AND WHISPERING 1211 01:35:31,640 --> 01:35:35,160 ORGAN STOPS AND PEOPLE SHUSH EACH OTHER 1212 01:35:36,120 --> 01:35:38,040 Sit down, please. 1213 01:35:42,320 --> 01:35:44,760 Would you please sit down? 1214 01:35:46,840 --> 01:35:50,280 As you can see, Father Greg's with us today. 1215 01:35:50,280 --> 01:35:52,080 Sorry, Father, > 1216 01:35:52,080 --> 01:35:54,560 but this is out of order. 1217 01:35:54,560 --> 01:35:58,480 This is DEFINITELY out of order. 1218 01:35:58,480 --> 01:36:01,160 Why? WHY? 1219 01:36:01,160 --> 01:36:05,120 Have you got Jeremy Beadle stashed somewhere? Eh? 1220 01:36:05,120 --> 01:36:09,560 Because this is a joke. This is a laughing stock. YOU... 1221 01:36:09,560 --> 01:36:12,040 YOU are making a laughing stock 1222 01:36:12,040 --> 01:36:14,560 of MY faith, do you know that? 1223 01:36:14,560 --> 01:36:18,400 Come on, Charley, Euan, we're going. Get moving. 1224 01:36:18,400 --> 01:36:22,800 Will you tell me why? Oh, for God's sake, Father! 1225 01:36:22,800 --> 01:36:25,480 Come on. 1226 01:36:22,800 --> 01:36:25,480 You shouldn't need telling! 1227 01:36:25,480 --> 01:36:27,960 Come on, get out of here. 1228 01:36:25,480 --> 01:36:27,960 Don't! 1229 01:36:27,960 --> 01:36:32,160 I am supposed to have RESPECT for THAT! 1230 01:36:32,160 --> 01:36:34,720 Eh? Oh, yeah(!) 1231 01:36:34,720 --> 01:36:38,480 I am supposed to take communion from THAT! 1232 01:36:38,480 --> 01:36:42,320 Oh, aye! You're doolally, d'ya know that? Come on. 1233 01:36:42,320 --> 01:36:45,440 Let's get out of here. > 1234 01:36:42,320 --> 01:36:45,440 OK. 1235 01:36:45,440 --> 01:36:47,800 TOMMY KEEPS SHOUTING 1236 01:36:47,800 --> 01:36:51,000 If you don't like it... 1237 01:36:47,800 --> 01:36:51,000 SHOUTING RECEDES 1238 01:36:51,000 --> 01:36:54,320 If you can't give this man compassion... 1239 01:36:54,320 --> 01:36:55,880 then go. 1240 01:36:55,880 --> 01:36:58,440 THUDS AS PEOPLE STAND UP 1241 01:36:58,440 --> 01:37:02,480 I don't want you sitting here if you're too English, 1242 01:37:02,480 --> 01:37:07,240 too anally retentive, too embarrassed to make a scene. 1243 01:37:07,240 --> 01:37:08,800 < Let's go. 1244 01:37:08,800 --> 01:37:12,520 If you object to this man's presence, then go. 1245 01:37:12,520 --> 01:37:14,120 Go. 1246 01:37:14,120 --> 01:37:16,320 Go on. Go. 1247 01:37:16,320 --> 01:37:18,920 It's in the Bible. 1248 01:37:18,920 --> 01:37:22,560 The BIBLE. Do you read the Bible, you pervert? 1249 01:37:22,560 --> 01:37:25,120 It's there, in black and white. 1250 01:37:25,120 --> 01:37:29,760 "You shall not lie with the male as with a woman. It is an abomination." 1251 01:37:29,760 --> 01:37:33,520 "In my Father's house there are many mansions." 1252 01:37:33,520 --> 01:37:36,640 We're all sinners. All of us. 'Scuse me. 1253 01:37:36,640 --> 01:37:39,640 That's why Christ went to the cross. 1254 01:37:39,640 --> 01:37:43,280 "The Lord rained on Gomorrah brimstone and fire." 1255 01:37:43,280 --> 01:37:46,840 "Let him who is without sin cast the first stone." 1256 01:37:46,840 --> 01:37:53,440 "Keep my statutes and my laws and do NONE of these ABOMINATIONS." 1257 01:37:53,440 --> 01:37:54,960 "Judge not... 1258 01:37:54,960 --> 01:37:57,440 "that YOU be not judged." 1259 01:37:57,440 --> 01:37:59,240 Yah! "Lord... 1260 01:37:59,240 --> 01:38:02,600 "how often shall my brother sin against me...?" 1261 01:38:02,600 --> 01:38:09,320 You know what the Holy Father says about it. You don't listen to the Pope, either! 1262 01:38:09,320 --> 01:38:14,040 "'I do not say seven times, but seventy times seven.'" 1263 01:38:14,040 --> 01:38:18,680 "Lot's wife looked back and was turned into a pillar of salt." 1264 01:38:18,680 --> 01:38:23,800 Who was the first to see Him risen? Mary Magdalene, a prostitute. 1265 01:38:23,800 --> 01:38:25,840 Jesus wept! 1266 01:38:25,840 --> 01:38:29,040 How dare you turn your back on this man?! 1267 01:38:29,040 --> 01:38:34,240 How dare you do this and call yourselves Catholics! 1268 01:38:35,400 --> 01:38:39,240 WHISPERING AND SHUSHING 1269 01:38:39,240 --> 01:38:41,720 Will you say something? 1270 01:38:41,720 --> 01:38:43,480 SHUSHING 1271 01:38:49,440 --> 01:38:52,520 I'm here to ask your forgiveness. 1272 01:38:52,520 --> 01:38:56,360 WHISPERS 1273 01:39:02,960 --> 01:39:05,920 The grace of our Lord, Jesus Christ, 1274 01:39:05,920 --> 01:39:12,960 the love of God and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you all. ALL: And also with you. 1275 01:39:12,960 --> 01:39:16,440 This is my body, which will be given up for you. 1276 01:39:16,440 --> 01:39:18,120 BELL RINGS 1277 01:39:18,120 --> 01:39:23,360 MATTHEW AND GREG: ..With Him, in Him, in the unity of the Holy Spirit, 1278 01:39:23,360 --> 01:39:25,880 all glory and honour is Yours, 1279 01:39:25,880 --> 01:39:28,440 Almighty Father, forever and ever. 1280 01:39:28,440 --> 01:39:31,320 Peace be with you. Peace be with you. 1281 01:39:33,240 --> 01:39:38,560 'This is the Lamb of God, who takes away the sins of the world. 1282 01:39:38,560 --> 01:39:42,680 'Happy are those who are called to his supper.' 1283 01:39:42,680 --> 01:39:45,600 ORGAN IS PLAYING QUIETLY 1284 01:39:58,800 --> 01:40:01,200 The body of Christ. 1285 01:40:01,200 --> 01:40:04,360 The body of Christ. Amen. 1286 01:40:04,360 --> 01:40:07,240 The body of Christ. 1287 01:40:07,240 --> 01:40:08,920 Amen. 1288 01:40:08,920 --> 01:40:11,720 The body of Christ. 1289 01:40:15,000 --> 01:40:17,760 The body of Christ. Amen. 1290 01:40:17,760 --> 01:40:20,000 The body of Christ. 1291 01:40:23,440 --> 01:40:25,920 The body of Christ. Amen. 1292 01:40:27,920 --> 01:40:30,360 The body of Christ. Amen. 1293 01:40:32,000 --> 01:40:34,520 The body of Christ. Amen. 1294 01:40:34,520 --> 01:40:37,680 The body of Christ. Amen. 1295 01:40:39,640 --> 01:40:42,080 The body of Christ. Amen. 1296 01:40:43,720 --> 01:40:45,960 The body of Christ. 1297 01:40:48,960 --> 01:40:51,400 The body of Christ. 1298 01:40:53,480 --> 01:40:56,400 The body of Christ. Amen. 1299 01:41:35,360 --> 01:41:40,680 PIANO PLAYS: "You'll Never Walk Alone"