1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,040 This programme contains some violent scenes 2 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:09,040 We're two minutes away. 3 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:10,720 OVER RADIO: Received. 4 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:12,360 What's the status of the body? 5 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:13,760 We're bringing it out now. 6 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:42,120 DI Strandhed. This is DS McAndrews. We're with the MHU. 7 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:49,840 MHU stands for Marine Homicide Unit. 8 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:52,640 She knew that. Did she know that? 9 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:54,600 I feel like people look at me like they don't know that. 10 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:56,600 Maybe they look at you cos of something else. 11 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:05,000 Edinburgh Police have got us an incident room. Are you staying over? 12 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,880 Mm-hm. Morgan's away on the bushcraft trip. 13 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:09,200 Is the tent holding up? 14 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:10,800 Why? What's wrong with it? 15 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:12,360 Well, it might not rain. 16 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:16,760 Great. I'll probably go home each night. Is that OK? 17 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:19,240 Well, it's a nice home to go to. 18 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:24,240 Should have come by train. 19 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:25,800 Train gets in at... 20 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:28,200 ..Waverley. Oh, no. 21 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:33,080 Yes, correct - "Oh, no," - as the plot of Waverley takes... 22 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:36,040 Oh, it's 400 pages, so we need to carve out some dedicated time 23 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:37,600 to talk about that in detail. 24 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:40,760 I've got to say - and this is not me ducking out of that challenge... 25 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:41,880 Oh, glad to hear it. 26 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:43,200 I find Walter Scott a bit dry. 27 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:46,320 Ah, dry as in dull or dry as in funny? 28 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:48,800 Because he's definitely funny, in the same way that I'm funny. 29 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:51,280 Well, I'd agree that you're as funny as Walter Scott. 30 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:53,200 You see, now I feel that you're implying I'm not funny, 31 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,640 whereas I'm the funniest person I know. 32 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:56,960 You're not even the funniest person in Marine Homicide. 33 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:58,200 Oh. Hah. 34 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:02,320 Yeah, I haven't told him yet. 35 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:04,360 # Throw a line 36 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:08,920 # Into the darkness 37 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:12,680 # Oh, we are shadows 38 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:15,280 # Blaze inside 39 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:20,000 # This light 40 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,680 # Will shine 41 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:31,400 # Unbroken tonight 42 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:36,600 # Shine. # 43 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:59,760 Waverley is Walter Scott's first go at a novel. 44 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:01,920 It's a big moment which calls for an epic sweep, 45 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:04,200 and so he sets it during a civil war. 46 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:09,840 The hero, Edward Waverley, is this Englishman who has to pick a side. 47 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:14,840 And this creates a range of problems in his life. 48 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:19,000 Family tension, split loyalties, 49 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,040 even accusations of treason. 50 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:24,160 But his biggest problem 51 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:28,280 is meeting a romantic revolutionary 52 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:30,040 who fights by his side every day, 53 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:33,400 distracts him with songs and stories, 54 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:37,080 and then completely messes up his home life. 55 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:43,120 Maybe I shouldn't get Michael to read it. 56 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:56,480 OK. Firstly, 57 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,760 this incident room is fine, 58 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,800 except it doesn't have a view of the Scott Memorial. 59 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,960 I know. We're all devastated. 60 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:06,120 And so you should be, because it has 68 statues on its buttresses, 61 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:09,280 including one of his beloved dog, Rover. 62 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:12,320 Secondly, where's our attachment? 63 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:14,800 ON SCREEN: DC Harper Weston, Edinburgh Police. 64 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,040 I'm at the prison now. 65 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:18,960 I'm sorry I couldn't get you a space in our station. 66 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:21,600 Do you want me to find you somewhere else? 67 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:24,760 No, no, it's fine. 68 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:27,920 It's big enough for the trial... 69 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:30,640 ..frankly, too, if we catch them. 70 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:33,120 Never been seconded to a specialist unit before. 71 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:34,760 Is there anything I should know? 72 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:36,440 Don't give her a reading list. 73 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:39,720 You'll be fine. 74 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:42,280 OK, so the victim is Jemma Kerr. 75 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:44,800 She's 28 years old and an ex-prisoner. 76 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:47,800 She was given six years for causing death by dangerous driving. 77 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,800 The man she hit was Zuri Keita. 78 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:52,800 She was released after five from Thorninch Prison three days ago 79 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:56,520 and taken to a halfway house in Newhaven, north of the city. 80 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:57,800 By a relative? 81 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,600 Probation officer. She was dropped off OK 82 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,800 and then missed all her subsequent appointments. 83 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:04,680 Which might put her back inside. 84 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:08,000 Exactly. She got a 70 quid release money and then two days later 85 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,800 she's in a cage in the Forth. 86 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,800 And how did she get on inside? 87 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:14,200 Model prisoner, apparently. 88 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,280 But I'll pull some stuff together about her original offence 89 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:17,680 and the trial. 90 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:20,400 Maybe get hold of the visitor logs as well? 91 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:21,800 Sure. 92 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:24,120 And it's Maida, by the way. 93 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:25,240 What is? 94 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:28,200 Walter Scott's dog. Named after a battle. 95 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:31,840 OK. 96 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:34,400 Good knowledge. 97 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,040 I think she's gone. 98 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,280 The victim was knocked unconscious before drowning 99 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:47,600 and was in the water for two to three hours. 100 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:50,360 There were scratch marks on the cage, tyre marks at the scene. 101 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:53,200 And door to door gives us a report that there was a white van 102 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:55,800 driving erratically nearby at the time. 103 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:57,840 I mean, it's a pretty unwieldy cage, 104 00:05:57,840 --> 00:06:00,200 so you need something like that to transport the body. 105 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:01,640 No van ID, though. 106 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:03,640 I've got a team trawling through CCTV. 107 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,320 And is this thing like a... It's a regular dog cage? 108 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:07,560 Yeah, widely available. 109 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:09,920 The larger ones have wheels. 110 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:11,320 This one had been painted. 111 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:12,720 Who paints a dog cage? 112 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,480 I know. We're getting it analysed. 113 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:17,520 So, aside from Walter Scott, 114 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:19,880 how many dog owners are there in Scotland? 115 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:20,920 A million. 116 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:22,920 Great. 250,000 suspects each. 117 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:27,520 Michael with Blair to the halfway house. 118 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:28,680 We'll do next of kin. 119 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:29,920 It's just her dad. 120 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:32,920 He lives on the coast, only family left. 121 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:35,600 Then I shall be kind to him. 122 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:53,440 KNOCKS DOOR 123 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:56,520 Ho! 124 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:01,640 Can you tell us about your daughter, Jemma? 125 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:04,760 She was emotional the last time I saw her, you know. 126 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:07,640 Kind of...overwhelmed. 127 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:09,440 It's a big thing... 128 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:10,720 ..getting released. 129 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:12,800 Did she get many visitors? 130 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:15,880 Her mum tried to come along at the start, 131 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:17,040 but she got too ill. 132 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:20,920 Jemma had day release for her funeral. 133 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:22,200 I'm sorry. 134 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:27,120 And you didn't go and pick her up? 135 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:28,320 I can't drive. 136 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:31,720 She called me, though, the afternoon she got out, 137 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:33,680 to arrange a visit. 138 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:35,680 She didn't turn up. 139 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:38,360 Now I know why. 140 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,640 How did she sound? 141 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:45,280 You'd think she'd be demob happy, but she was drunk. 142 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:47,640 Called from some hotel. I don't know which one. 143 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:51,960 We can get that info off your phone. 144 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:53,440 I didn't quiz her. 145 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,280 She always thought I was being... 146 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:57,080 ..critical. Ah. 147 00:07:57,080 --> 00:08:00,680 Well, dads can be a bit... 148 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:03,240 What? 149 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:04,680 Nothing, you know, just... 150 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:08,480 Were you like that with yours, huh? 151 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:12,280 No, I'm saying it would help if they reared back on the... 152 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:15,360 ..relentless disapproval, a bit. 153 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:19,680 Carry on. 154 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:24,040 She did her time, my wee girl. 155 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:25,200 She paid her debt. 156 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:30,240 But I suppose no-one can forgive a drunk driver. 157 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:31,760 Mm. 158 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:32,800 Did you? 159 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:36,480 I loved her. 160 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:37,840 I'd forgive her anything. 161 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:40,280 Even that. 162 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,280 Are you going to be OK to ID her body? 163 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:48,240 She was in a cage for five years. 164 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:51,280 What monster puts her in another one? 165 00:08:57,840 --> 00:09:00,240 Can your mum get a helicopter to airlift us out? 166 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:03,720 She'd come by moose, probably. Think our reputations would suffer. 167 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:05,240 We've got reputations? 168 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:07,440 Well, you have. You're pretty cool. 169 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:10,040 I'm not cool. I'm bloody freezing. 170 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:14,760 OK, Beaumont Nielson School, let's get moving! 171 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:17,240 What is it now? Foraging for berries? 172 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:19,240 Navigation by the sun. 173 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:20,560 There is no sun. 174 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,240 I know. 175 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:24,240 There is no sun! 176 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:27,360 I just said you were cool, Femi. Try and keep it together. 177 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:37,760 Edinburgh's where you came to school, then? 178 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:39,640 I was kicked out of two of them. 179 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:40,760 What for? 180 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:44,960 Hacking in one, trespassing in the other. 181 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,640 Hacking came in handy for us. 182 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:52,480 See that? 183 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:53,960 Is that her room? 184 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,280 No, hers is number seven. 185 00:09:57,960 --> 00:09:59,280 Shoulder it? 186 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:04,000 I mean, that's my problem. It was always too easy. 187 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:10,880 Probation said she was dropped off, 188 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:12,840 but clearly she didn't stay. 189 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:14,240 Yeah, and if she didn't lock the door, 190 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,240 she wasn't planning on coming back. 191 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:17,960 Unless something else happened. 192 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:31,960 It's the police. 193 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,280 Need you to open the door. 194 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:50,280 Well, either it's a dog lover or someone's planning... 195 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:54,280 ..five more murders. 196 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:01,440 Well, her prison money wouldn't get her very far in this hotel. 197 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:03,240 I mean, if she'd been in for bank robbery, 198 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:05,240 you might have guessed that she had a stash somewhere 199 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:06,280 for when she got out. 200 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:09,280 She knocked over a guy while drunk. 201 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:13,120 It's not a nest egg, is it? 202 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:14,280 Nah. 203 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:24,960 Hope you've brought your handcuffs. 204 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:31,440 Is Jemma Kerr listed as a hotel guest, Valeria? 205 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:35,880 Can I ask what this is about, Tyrone? 206 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:37,800 It's police stuff. 207 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,280 Which room? 208 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:41,480 Erm... 209 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:44,240 And which parts of the hotel are covered by your CCTV? 210 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:48,440 The lobby, bar, some of the public areas. 211 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,560 Not the rooms, obviously, 212 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:52,200 given what some people get up to. 213 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,080 You found her yet? 214 00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:01,880 Yep. She's booked into the penthouse. 215 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:03,760 She cancelled all her room service. 216 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:10,960 We'll take the key then, please, Valeria. 217 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:21,200 Whoa. Mm. 218 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,840 Was she attacked in here? 219 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:37,000 It'd be hard to drag a body out of a hotel. 220 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,760 Unless she smashed it up herself. 221 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:41,280 Wow. 222 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:45,440 Looks like Morgan's room after I stopped her 223 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:47,240 transferring to her girlfriend's school. 224 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:49,480 Minus, you know, all the alcohol. 225 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,400 Oi! Police! 226 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:07,680 SHE HUMS 227 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:15,360 Walter Scott's first published work was a translation called... 228 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,800 ..The Chase, as it happens. 229 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,720 It's a poem about a earl who goes hunting on a holy day, 230 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,200 despite being warned not to. 231 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,280 Hmm. 232 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:33,040 During the hunt, the earl destroys crops, tramples over sheep, 233 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:35,920 ruins the livelihoods of everyone in his path. 234 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:41,480 He shows such a callous disregard that at the final reckoning, 235 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:42,840 he ends up in hell. 236 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:44,240 SHE SHOUTS 237 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:48,640 Whereas, in my experience, most chases end up in the kitchen. 238 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:17,480 Well, when you run the bar, you spot if a guest is carrying cash or not. 239 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:20,040 And I took the odd 20s from their rooms when they were out. 240 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,240 They didn't miss it. 241 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:23,000 Wouldn't they tip you that anyway? 242 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,040 Pfft. Hardly ever. 243 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:26,080 They're rich and rude. 244 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,240 What, including the victim? 245 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,040 Yeah, a bit. 246 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,040 She was angry and drinking hard, 247 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,040 so it was easy to go into her room in my break. 248 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,520 And you came back for more today? 249 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,760 Yeah, well, she had a big bag of it somewhere. 250 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:44,040 Was she... Was she a gangster? 251 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:45,400 Did she act like one? 252 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,040 Don't really know how they act. 253 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,360 Who was she angry with? 254 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,200 I don't know. She didn't really want to talk about it. 255 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,440 She shut me down pretty quick. 256 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:53,920 But you robbed her anyway. 257 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:56,720 Yeah, I didn't do anything else to her. 258 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:57,960 Hmm. 259 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:02,040 So, where were you last night? 260 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,080 Working here. Until three. 261 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:07,960 Not sure that's ice cream. 262 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,640 Mm-hm. 263 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:15,640 CAMERA CLICKS 264 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:19,880 Oh. 265 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,880 Maybe she WAS a gangster. Hmm. 266 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:27,040 She was as good as gold in prison and worked in telesales before. 267 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:30,600 Oh, so exactly the same backstory as Al Capone, then? 268 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:31,800 Identical. 269 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:36,080 I'd find it hard to be angry if I had a bag with 20 grand in it. 270 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:37,480 Depends what you expected. 271 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:41,240 Do you fancy a drink? 272 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,480 Need to get the taste of gravy out of my mouth. 273 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:47,680 ON PHONE: The room at the halfway house is occupied by an ex-con - 274 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,040 Billy Gleeson, career criminal. 275 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:53,040 Mostly assault, but more recently, theft. 276 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:55,560 It could be dogs. The place stank of them, 277 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:58,040 but we can't ignore a room full of cages. 278 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,880 What about the blood on the door handles? 279 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:02,240 Blair's off to the lab with it. 280 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:03,960 Hey, Michael, don't sleep in your car 281 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,160 unless you want to wake up oily in the morning. 282 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:08,040 That's a pun on early. 283 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:10,040 Wow. Right? 284 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:12,040 Want to rethink who's the funniest in the unit? 285 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,960 What, you think that changed it? 286 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,320 DOG BARKS 287 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:22,080 Get uniform to take a shift and come and join us. 288 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,760 Maybe later. 289 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:36,360 Very calm, isn't he, Michael? 290 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:39,040 Very level. Never loses his temper. 291 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:42,040 I don't know, there was that thing with his brother before. 292 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:43,360 He got pretty angry. 293 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:44,760 Oh, yeah. 294 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,680 Family touches a nerve. 295 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,840 Yeah. I mean, he really lost it. He... 296 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,200 Yeah, OK. 297 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:56,320 But anyway, the assessment centre liked your application. 298 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:58,400 Well played. 299 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,800 Thanks. Just waiting for a post to open up now. Mm. 300 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,040 You half hoping one won't? 301 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,480 Well, it's big. It feels big. 302 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:13,880 I'm going to have to make some tough calls, and that's new. 303 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:15,800 I don't know how I'll handle that yet. 304 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,840 I'm going to have to earn a lot of trust, too. 305 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:19,360 But you know all this already. 306 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:20,720 Mm. 307 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,880 You carry a lot. 308 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:26,960 But you can also carry a lot of... 309 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,880 ..salty liquorice, which goes a long way. Hmm. 310 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,880 It goes on forever, cos no-one eats it. 311 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,680 SHE CHUCKLES/PHONE RINGS 312 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,080 Erm... 313 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,080 It's my dad. 314 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,400 Then you should answer it. 315 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:44,600 I'll see you tomorrow. 316 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,680 Yeah, being a DI means you can't go out dancing 317 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,040 with hotel receptionists. 318 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:49,960 It's a good thing I'm not one yet, then. 319 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,200 THEY CHUCKLE 320 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:53,960 RINGING CONTINUES 321 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,280 Hi, Dad. 322 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:08,640 This place is covered in fingerprint dust. 323 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:11,000 It gets up my bloody nose! 324 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,760 And who's going to pay for my door? 325 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:15,200 It was put through because there's blood on the handle 326 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,720 and you've got a room full of cages. 327 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:21,720 They're for the dogs. Isn't that obvious, even to the polis? 328 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,720 Their owners are away on holiday. 329 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,200 So this is a kennel service? 330 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,640 Are you a tax inspector? 331 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:31,040 No, no, no. I'm the guy who's investigating the murder of a woman 332 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:33,840 who was found in a dog cage last night. 333 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,040 Into some dark stuff, was she? 334 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:37,280 Well, you tell me. She was your neighbour. 335 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:38,840 Only for ten minutes. 336 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:42,040 Long enough to get blood on her door and yours. 337 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:44,080 One of the bloody dogs bit me. 338 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:50,360 I snooped her room after she was away off with her stuff. 339 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,040 I never said a word to her. 340 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:54,160 Aye? Cos I'll check. 341 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,640 You do that. 342 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,840 DOG BARKS 343 00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,400 Where was she going? 344 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,040 Oh, erm... 345 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,120 I don't know. 346 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:06,080 Why don't you ask the driver of the van that was tailing her? 347 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:15,240 Tell you now, if I was going to murder anything, 348 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,120 it'd be that wee chihuahua. 349 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:30,400 Even though I've accepted that my dad doesn't like me very much, 350 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:34,360 I still have this hope that something will shift, you know? 351 00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:36,720 And... 352 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:40,680 ..one day he'll reflect on his life and... 353 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:44,760 ..remember those times he made me clear out the bilge tank or... 354 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:47,280 ..told me I was a disappointment, 355 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:51,160 and he'll feel regretful 356 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,080 and want to try and start again. 357 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,360 Reset, or something. 358 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,040 And then he rings up, and for a moment I think, 359 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,040 all these things are happening. 360 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:04,040 But then it turns out he just... 361 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:06,400 ..pocket-dialed me and can't wait to hang up. 362 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:27,080 Don't want you coming home every night cos you think I need you to. 363 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,640 I like to see the kids. 364 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,720 At two in the morning. 365 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:32,280 Do you want a beer? 366 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,800 DOG BARKS 367 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,080 Oh, come on. 368 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,760 It's just for tonight. She wasn't safe where she was. 369 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,520 Right. OK, as long as the kids don't see it. 370 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:49,920 What are you going to feed her? 371 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,200 What does you lot have? 372 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,360 Lasagne. 373 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:55,480 That's what cats eat, isn't it? 374 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,040 Is this a sort of gateway dog? 375 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,040 Are you going to soften me up with this little thing 376 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,400 and then bring home a great Dane? 377 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:03,840 Would that be bad? 378 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,000 Mm... 379 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:07,880 Well, we're at full capacity, Mike, 380 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,720 so you'd have to swap it out for one of the kids. 381 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,560 HE LAUGHS 382 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:14,000 CHILD GASPS 383 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:14,000 You got me a puppy?! 384 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,440 I am just going to let you deal with that one. 385 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:23,080 She's cute, isn't she? 386 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:29,240 She's bumming me out, though. 387 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:32,040 Well, telling her that isn't going to help, is it, Morgan? 388 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,880 I mean, you're more outdoorsy than she is, 389 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:37,040 and whitewater kayaking isn't for everyone. 390 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,000 So what do I say to her? 391 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:45,040 Say, erm, it's got a proud Inuit and Aleut history. 392 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:48,840 Then tell her about the navigations of the Snake River in Wyoming. 393 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,040 Didn't they nearly starve? 394 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,400 Yeah. 395 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,080 Maybe try a different example. 396 00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,680 I am so out of here! 397 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,800 OK, she's running. Speak later. 398 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:05,280 Femi! 399 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,800 The hotel's given me way too many of these, 400 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,800 so help yourselves. 401 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,080 Body lotion. 402 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,000 Sewing kits. 403 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,080 Bath cap. 404 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,640 Where's Michael? 405 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,720 I don't know. Traffic. 406 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:24,680 So is it, erm, just crimes in water that you specialise in, 407 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:27,080 or do you get to investigate other stuff? 408 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,320 Why, are you planning something? 409 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:33,040 No. I'm just wondering why it was me they assigned. 410 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:36,360 Yeah, you seem...too "tyred". 411 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,400 That was a motorbike gag, wasn't it? 412 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,640 You can quit at any point. 413 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,960 How about we start? 414 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:54,040 OK, so in our original crash, 415 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:57,960 our victim was on the way to a party when she hit Zuri Keita. 416 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:03,040 A lot of upset people at the trial, including his sister Amara, 417 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,840 who applied to be informed through victim notification 418 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,560 when our victim was released. 419 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:10,240 Been quite vocal about the justice system on social media. 420 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,480 Mm. Tough on the family when they get out early. 421 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:13,560 You spoken to her? 422 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,200 Tried to. She wasn't in. 423 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:19,080 She's a stage techie - gigs, expos. She might be on the road. 424 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:23,280 OK, timeline. Where are our gaps? 425 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,040 We've got two. The first is after she leaves the safe house 426 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,920 in the afternoon but before she arrives at the hotel. 427 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,480 During that gap she picked up the holdall for the cash, 428 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,200 the one we found in her room. 429 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,920 Did we find anything on that? 430 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:39,560 Yeah, we got this lost-luggage barcode. 431 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,960 It's a partial, but we should be able to trace it. 432 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,760 And the blood on the door of the room? 433 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,880 Oh, that's the dog guy's, Billy. 434 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:49,480 He came into her room, snooping around. 435 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:50,760 Sorry I'm late, by the way. 436 00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:52,640 That's OK, made Harper our new DS. 437 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,120 Wait, I thought I was next. 438 00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:55,320 You as well, then. 439 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:58,240 So, Billy saw a white van trailing the victim. 440 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:01,040 Didn't see the plates, but there was a company logo on the side 441 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,040 and a word - Stand. 442 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,280 I found three places within an hour of Edinburgh. 443 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,640 Scaffolding firm, legal firm... 444 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,640 And the comedy club, right? 445 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:13,400 Well, we know which one I'll be visiting first. 446 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,040 Scaffolders? 447 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:17,640 And the second gap is after she left the hotel 448 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:20,680 the next morning at 11am up until her body was found that night. 449 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:24,280 OK, we know she was angry with someone. 450 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,400 So, theories, anyone? 451 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,760 Anyone? 452 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,200 Somebody killed her. 453 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:33,040 You see the level we operate at? 454 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,200 It's really intimidating. 455 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:38,160 OK, Tyrone and Blair do the luggage tag, 456 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,160 Harper, chase the cage paint, 457 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:41,440 Columbo, you're with me. 458 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,280 SHE SIGHS 459 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,440 OK, then. 460 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,040 Has Morgan ever asked for a dog? 461 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,800 Oh, you didn't bring one home, did you? 462 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,160 Well, you bring animals home all the time. 463 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:02,040 There was a pigeon and a fish. Both of those are low-maintenance. 464 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,640 Never bring a dog, cos I know what happens. 465 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:04,800 You end up with a dog. 466 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:07,400 Exactly. It's all Morgan asked for. 467 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:10,040 Can't have that in my life. Well, we're probably going to get one 468 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,800 so she can come over and walk ours if she wants. 469 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,200 Oh, come on! 470 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,720 Here's one.... Two detectives walk into a comedy club. 471 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,520 Yeah, very good. You heard it? 472 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,040 No. Then don't heckle. 473 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,480 THROUGH MIC: One, two, one, two... 474 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,160 You got a minute? 475 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:28,800 We're the Marine Homicide Unit. 476 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,520 The sound check for acts is at two. 477 00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:32,880 No, it's police. Amara, isn't it? 478 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,280 McAndrews and Strandhed. 479 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,040 That sounds even more like an act. 480 00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,160 OK, hang on. 481 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:41,160 Shouldn't it be...? It should be Strandhed and McAndrews. 482 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:44,520 Why? Because it's important to get the billing right. 483 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:46,360 The billing is right, it's fine. 484 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,400 This where we clap? 485 00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:58,240 CHAIRS CLATTER 486 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,560 Ah! 487 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,040 TYRES SCREECH 488 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:03,680 VAN CRASHES 489 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:21,440 Wait, so did she try to escape and just throw it in reverse? 490 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,480 Yep. Yes, she did. 491 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,760 And does Oban know that her car's trashed? 492 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,760 I think the best thing is for me to just buy the same model 493 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,080 and pretend nothing's happened. 494 00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:30,760 Like when the school hamster died on me. 495 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:34,040 So, the paint on the cage is black trade paint. 496 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:37,440 And here's a fun fact - the brand's used to cover stage floors. 497 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:38,760 There's some in her van. 498 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,440 Jeez. She asked for a solicitor? 499 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:41,680 No. 500 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,760 Anything with the barcode on the bag of money? 501 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:46,000 Yeah, it's from a flight to Monaco a year ago. 502 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,040 First class. The passenger's name is Jason Craig. 503 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,760 Got an address in New Town. 504 00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,320 Likely where the money came from. 505 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,120 OK, let's try and put it together. 506 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:56,040 Michael's getting the car towed. 507 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,360 You want to be the bad cop? 508 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,360 He was just walking home 509 00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:07,200 when this car took a bend wrong. 510 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:09,800 It veered into a wall. 511 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:13,360 Crushed him against it. 512 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:18,440 He was getting a pizza for us. 513 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:21,920 If he got chips like he wanted, 514 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,320 he wouldn't have been on that road. 515 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,080 You must feel guilty about that. 516 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:29,800 Hey, she was the guilty one, OK? 517 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:33,840 She looked all noble hearing her sentence, 518 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,800 like she was being brave or something. 519 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,920 Six years for a life. 520 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:42,800 Didn't even serve that. 521 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:45,880 So, what did you do about it? 522 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,000 I wanted to see where she'd be living. 523 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,800 I didn't want to bump into her. 524 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,760 I was trying to get some closure, OK? 525 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:59,240 But when she left the house, you kept following her. 526 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,800 So, what sort of closure were you after? 527 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,760 I don't know, I didn't have time to think. 528 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,000 She was so quick. 529 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,120 She went to pick up a bag from the station. 530 00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:11,320 Waverley, right? 531 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,800 Did someone give it to her? 532 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,800 Maybe it was from lost luggage. 533 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:21,760 From six years ago. 534 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:27,200 Look, all I know is that she came out with it 535 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:31,800 then pranced into this luxury hotel. I mean... 536 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,800 Nice reward for knocking your brother over. 537 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,240 I'd have been OK if she stayed in that crappy house 538 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:41,520 with the dogs barking at her. 539 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:45,520 Right, but as it is, we've got a white van seen near the body, 540 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:47,920 tyre tracks at the scene, and your van 541 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:49,760 is full of the black paint 542 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:52,760 that's found under the dead woman's fingernails, so... 543 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,760 Look, the night that she died, 544 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:59,800 I was in a room with 100 people and four comedians, OK? 545 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,800 She was killed by somebody who hated her more than I did. 546 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,200 Like who? 547 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,240 You might want to read the trial transcripts. 548 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,560 DOORBELL RINGS 549 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:26,520 You ever been? 550 00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:28,400 Monaco? 551 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,160 Wanted to when I was a kid, 552 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:33,880 but I think I just wanted to get out of Edinburgh. 553 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:35,760 Edinburgh seems nice. 554 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,920 I wasn't in this bit. 555 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:41,240 DOOR OPENS 556 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,720 Parcel for Jason Craig? 557 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:45,800 The police do deliveries... 558 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,480 How did she die? Are you... 559 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:55,840 Are you allowed to tell me? 560 00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:57,760 She was drowned. 561 00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:00,240 Your husband's bag was found in her hotel room. 562 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,280 It contained nearly £20,000 in cash. 563 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:07,120 Yes, I gave it to her. 564 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:08,760 Why? 565 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:10,320 Well, we were old friends. 566 00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:15,440 Oh, God, this is awful. 567 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,760 Very generous gift. 568 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:20,240 Well, I wanted her to take more. 569 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:23,160 I own a gallery. 570 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,640 I've been lucky. 571 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:28,120 Is your husband all right with you giving away this cash? 572 00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:29,800 It's mine to give. 573 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,080 He's on a work trip overseas. 574 00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:34,800 He's been there a week. 575 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,880 And where were you two nights ago? 576 00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,080 I was here. 577 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,080 Of course I was here. I've got a toddler. 578 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:47,240 Has someone spoken to her dad? 579 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,280 We broke the news to him yesterday. 580 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:52,800 No. I mean, that's why I gave her the money... 581 00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:57,480 ..so she wouldn't have to stay with him... 582 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,040 ..and his belt. 583 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,760 Or even see him. 584 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:06,240 So he hit her? 585 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,960 And me sometimes. 586 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,520 He even got to her in prison. 587 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,160 Went for her in the visitor room. 588 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,840 I just wish that she'd used that money 589 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,680 to get to the other side of the world. 590 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:30,520 Waverley is set during the Jacobite rebellion, 591 00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:33,800 when treason was punishable by gibbeting. 592 00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:36,960 Death in a cage, basically. 593 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,080 The idea behind it was to send a message 594 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,800 to anyone thinking of betraying the cause. 595 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:44,800 There's definitely been a betrayal in this case. 596 00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,760 But since we're not in the middle of a civil war, 597 00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:49,800 the betrayal is probably going to be a bit more... 598 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,440 ..domestic. 599 00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,560 I'm sorry. I said I'd check the trial stuff earlier. 600 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:01,440 It's fine. You've got it now. 601 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:05,760 We've got something on the dad. 602 00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:07,280 Hmm. You're not the only ones. 603 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,600 He made a few visits to the prison, but then got banned for violence. 604 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,760 And he drove there. They logged his plates. He said he didn't drive. 605 00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,760 I've got confirmation that he was removed from court 606 00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,320 because he was shouting about 607 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,920 how she was bringing shame on his family. 608 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:27,080 He even called for the death penalty. 609 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:28,200 I guess she got it. 610 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,840 What does the friend do? 611 00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:35,160 She's an art dealer. She had some up at home. 612 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:36,480 What's it like? 613 00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:41,160 So, out of everything, that's what you're interested in? 614 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:44,400 You know, is it abstract, figurative, symbolic? 615 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:47,280 Just kind of like hanging there. 616 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:48,800 On the wall. 617 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,440 It's not your thing. It's fine. 618 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,800 Check CCTV. Let's see her collect this money. 619 00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,960 Avengers assemble. 620 00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:02,280 Sorry. 621 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:03,720 No, go on. OK. 622 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:06,840 Well, an early version. 623 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,800 I was halfway to the road. I had an Uber coming. 624 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,280 But this is the best bit. 625 00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,000 If I die, it's on you. 626 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,520 You can swim, though, right? 627 00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:23,800 See? You're doing great. 628 00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:28,000 It's OK for you - you're into this stuff. 629 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,800 So are you now. 630 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:34,880 Hey! 631 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:41,920 Femi! 632 00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:48,480 FEMI COUGHS 633 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,640 You're OK. You're OK. It's fine. 634 00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:02,120 You need me to come and get you? I can easily get a hold of a car. 635 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,720 Or I can see if Astrid's free. 636 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:07,000 Or Michael's wife, you know. 637 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,880 At a...at a...at a push. 638 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,280 It's OK. I'm going to stay. 639 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,880 I'm so sorry I made you go on this trip and you nearly drowned. 640 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:16,920 I didn't nearly drown. I'm fine. 641 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:19,080 I'd better go. 642 00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,880 Femi's trying to organise a parade or something. 643 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,080 So brave! So proud! 644 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:29,880 I mean, that's heroic friend stuff, isn't it? 645 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:33,840 Big crisis, she throws herself into danger, doesn't even think about it. 646 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,600 She's got years of credit with her pal now, that's for sure. 647 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:37,920 Yeah. 648 00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:40,400 Yeah, she definitely has. 649 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,920 Does he have to stand here like this? It's very intimidating. 650 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:53,280 Just so you know... 651 00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:56,920 I have a problem with anyone that touches a hair 652 00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,880 on their own child's head. 653 00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,320 Anyone who makes them cry. 654 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:04,400 Anyone who makes them scared, even for a second. 655 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,560 So I apologise if it comes over with the way I stand. 656 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:11,520 Hey, I didn't even want a kid in the first place. It was her mother. 657 00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,400 Or anyone that makes them feel unwanted. 658 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,880 See if you can get the whole list. Go on, Bruce. 659 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,880 So why the loving father act? 660 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:21,880 Don't relatives get some kind of compensation 661 00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:23,720 when their kid is murdered? 662 00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:25,160 Well, not if they did it. 663 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,840 Well, I didn't do it. And I'll give you the name of a bookie 664 00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:29,480 who'll tell you where I was all night. 665 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,760 Aye, you'll do that. 666 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:34,600 I still get comments after what she did. 667 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,440 Nearly lost my job here. 668 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,720 It was my bloody car. 669 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:39,000 The car you can't drive? 670 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,880 I heard her pal goading her to take it. 671 00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:44,360 Had to get a new one. 672 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:45,880 What pal? 673 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,880 The stuck-up one. 674 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,960 Always talking back. Mouthy little... 675 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,120 There was no report of two people in the car. 676 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:55,480 Apparently she dropped her pal off before the accident. 677 00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:56,920 Lucky for her. 678 00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:00,880 Someone at the trial said 679 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:02,920 your daughter looked noble... 680 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:06,920 ..on the stand. It's a weird word to describe her. 681 00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:09,040 Not one I'd use. 682 00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:10,920 Like she'd done something loyal. 683 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:14,920 Like what? 684 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:20,400 You're not going to understand that concept, are you, Bruce? 685 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,480 BLAIR: The cameras at Edinburgh Waverley 686 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:35,000 do not show a happy reunion between old mates. 687 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:43,000 It's a very bad-tempered exchange, even though she's getting 20 grand. 688 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,680 The gallery owner looks really freaked by it. 689 00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,400 And the parcel outside her door was delivered the night of the murder. 690 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:51,880 The courier says the house was empty. 691 00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,560 Her phone pinged near the gallery the day of the murder. 692 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,520 I'm just checking street cams. 693 00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:57,960 Could have been going to work, I guess. 694 00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,640 Or maybe meeting a friend. Is she there now? 695 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,040 We think so. 696 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,120 There's an exhibit about to be installed. 697 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:07,360 Oh, can you see if the gallery has a van? 698 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:10,480 Shall we take a floor each? 699 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:12,160 Yeah, she's going to feel cornered, though, 700 00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:13,880 so keep your wits about you. 701 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,120 TEXT ALERT 702 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,920 So this gallery owner was the one who was driving the car... 703 00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,560 ..but her mate took the blame for it. 704 00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,000 Yeah, it looks like it. 705 00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:41,520 Would you do time for someone? 706 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,200 It depends on what they'd done. 707 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,680 But I'd want a lot more than 20 grand for it. 708 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,400 Yeah, I think her mate feels the same. 709 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,120 ELEVATOR DINGS 710 00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:51,920 Do you always get this many lifts? 711 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,880 Blair has the victim on her street camera a block away from here 712 00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:58,440 in the afternoon she was killed. 713 00:37:58,440 --> 00:37:59,680 Look at this. 714 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:04,880 A painted cage. 715 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:06,520 Which seems to be missing. 716 00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,080 DOOR OPENS 717 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,560 She's coming out of the lift. 718 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:14,440 Firearm! 719 00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:18,880 Armed suspect at Riverview Bank Gallery. 720 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:22,400 Looks like a shotgun. Four officers on the scene. 721 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:23,920 No, it...it won't fire. 722 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:27,400 I'm... I mean, I'm fairly sure it won't fire. 723 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,880 Look, it... 724 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:31,560 It's art! It's... 725 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:32,920 Um... 726 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,920 It is art, isn't it, Briony? 727 00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,360 Shotgun Wedding or something. 728 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:41,880 Ah. 729 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,440 This one. 730 00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:45,840 Painted. 731 00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:47,960 Like the cage. Is that the artist's thing? 732 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,240 It would be a lot safer for all of us 733 00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:53,400 if you just let me walk out of here. 734 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,200 Yeah. Yeah, it would. 735 00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,480 Pretty sure I'm right, though. 736 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:05,320 Just as I am about you driving the car when it crashed. 737 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,040 You offered to make it right... 738 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,880 ..if your friend took the blame. 739 00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:16,640 She was my friend then. 740 00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,600 Didn't feel that way when she came out. 741 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,880 Well, it toughens you up, prison. 742 00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:24,280 She turned into her father. 743 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,560 Cold, mean. 744 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,360 She wanted more money. 745 00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:32,720 More everything. 746 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:37,920 Did she threaten you? 747 00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,720 And my son. 748 00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:47,760 He was here, too. 749 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,720 She told me I'd never know if he was safe. 750 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:56,280 That she'd come back again and again. 751 00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,440 And she was right up in my face and... 752 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:05,160 ..I pushed her down the stairs. 753 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:08,920 She hit her head. 754 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:13,920 And I just sat there... 755 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,880 ..in the dark. 756 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:20,760 And took her away in an exhibit? 757 00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,400 I thought she was already dead. 758 00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,400 It's OK. You don't have to do this. 759 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:30,680 I'm fine. 760 00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:44,760 I have a child. 761 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:50,160 Well, we've all got children. 762 00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:09,040 Um, thanks for the opportunity. 763 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:12,320 Well, you weren't the bad cop at all. 764 00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:16,360 If you ever need, you know, bike stuff for the future... 765 00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,840 I'll call you first. Then Evel Knievel. 766 00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:20,920 So, listen... 767 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,560 ..there was quite a big gap between Scott writing Waverly 768 00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:28,240 and it getting published. 769 00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:29,760 Why is that? Do you know? 770 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,200 I think it was just sitting in a drawer somewhere 771 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,640 until one day he was scrabbling around for fishing tackle, 772 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:37,840 wasn't it? And he found it. 773 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:39,880 I guess he thought it wasn't doing any good hidden away, 774 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,560 so he just put it out there. 775 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:44,080 Makes sense. Thanks. 776 00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:47,080 TEXT ALERT 777 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,880 Oh, after you. See you. See you. 778 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:52,040 Oh, apparently the tent died. 779 00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:54,080 We'll get you a new one. 780 00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:56,640 She's wearing my hat! Is that thing yours? 781 00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:59,720 Yeah, it must have been left in her tent from a festival. 782 00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:01,880 It's the only thing that kept my hair at bay. 783 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:04,200 She looks great, doesn't she? 784 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,680 Yeah, she does. 785 00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:09,160 Quick drink? I've got a surprise for you. 786 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,800 Yeah. 787 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:11,920 Me too. 788 00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:22,360 This is the surprise? 789 00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:24,160 Sir Walters, yeah. 790 00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:26,120 They're not dry at all, actually. 791 00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:28,600 Must be the rum. I quite like them. 792 00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:30,240 I'm glad it's turned you around. 793 00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:32,840 You still got the puppy? 794 00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,200 Mm. We traced the owner. 795 00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,040 He's worse than Billy. 796 00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,200 I think we're going to keep it. 797 00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,320 It's the last stray I can bring home, mind. 798 00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,400 OK, well... 799 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:46,920 ..about that. 800 00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:49,080 COMPERE: OK, welcome back. 801 00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:52,600 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 802 00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:55,480 I understand if you have some very strong feelings about this. 803 00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:59,120 Our next act sounds great. Please give it up for 804 00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:02,280 Detective Inspector Annika Strandhed! 805 00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:07,920 You said you were funny. You signed me up? 806 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,840 Erm... 807 00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:25,880 So, that was a surprise. 808 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:27,880 But then, um... 809 00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,400 ..well, it's been a surprising day. 810 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:31,600 And, um... 811 00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:35,960 ..the surprises aren't over, frankly. 812 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:38,000 GENTLE LAUGHTER 813 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,720 Let's hear a shout-out to... 814 00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:41,920 ..Walter Scott! 815 00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,840 ONE MAN CHEERS 816 00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:46,880 Thank you, sir. Only one Scott fan in tonight. 817 00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,880 But let me tell you, he's very insightful, 818 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:53,880 and he shed a lot of light 819 00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,960 on the case of a dead woman 820 00:43:56,960 --> 00:44:00,800 who was pulled out of the water 821 00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:04,880 after being pushed down some stairs, 822 00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:07,040 stuffed in an artwork and drowned. 823 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:15,360 She was found bloated and gibbeted in a cage, 824 00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:19,280 which, as it happens, is the punishment for treason. 825 00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:21,440 SILENCE 826 00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:27,600 Although I don't know who was the treacherous one there. 827 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:30,840 It's not always clear, when a friendship breaks down. 828 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:34,880 FEEDBACK 829 00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:36,240 I suppose you had to be there. 830 00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:38,080 I was there and it still wasn't funny. 831 00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:39,840 LAUGHTER 832 00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:52,600 OK, so here's another one. 833 00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:56,920 And I've been working on this one for a while now. 834 00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:02,080 Two detectives walk into a comedy club... 835 00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,280 Heard it. 836 00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,280 LAUGHTER 837 00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:11,920 There are these two detectives and... 838 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,760 ..one stands at the mic 839 00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:18,160 and in a clear voice says... 840 00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,280 ..to the other one that 841 00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:25,640 he's the father of her teenage daughter. 842 00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:38,800 And that particular joke has been hidden away in a drawer 843 00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,480 for many years, so you probably haven't heard that one. 844 00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:44,680 You've been a great audience. Goodnight. 845 00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:47,200 SCATTERED APPLAUSE 846 00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:04,440 I'm here all week.