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<font color="#ffffff">SINGING: # ..my true love</font>
<font color="#ffffff">gave to me</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Two turtle doves</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># And a partridge in a pear tree</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># On the third day of Christmas</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># My true love gave to me</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Three French hens</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Two turtle doves... #</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Ow!</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># And a partridge in a... #</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Get</font><font color="#ffff00"> out of it.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Oi, you, sit down.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">INDISTINCT SHOUTING</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># On the fourth day of Christmas</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># My true love gave to me</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Four calling birds,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">three French hens</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Two turtle doves</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># And a partridge in a pear tree. #</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">BELL RINGS</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">BELLS CHIME</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">TENSE MUSIC</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">DOORBELL RINGS</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">DOORBELL RINGS</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">BANGING AT DOOR</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">WIND HOWLS</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I've called the police!</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Linda.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">MUSIC REACHES CRESCENDO</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Get out.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Get out of here.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">MUSIC: Just As The Tide Was Flowing</font>
<font color="#ffffff">by Bellowhead</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># One morning in the month of June</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Down by a rolling river</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># There a weary traveller</font>
<font color="#ffffff">chanced to stray</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># And he beheld his lover</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Her cheeks were red,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">her eyes were brown</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Her hair in ringlets hanging down</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># She'd a lovely face</font>
<font color="#ffffff">without a frown</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Just as the tide was flowing. #</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Can you hear that?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">No.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Exactly.</font>

39
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<font color="#ffffff">I've been cooking over an hour</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and not once have I set</font>

40
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<font color="#ffffff">the smoke alarm off.</font>

41
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<font color="#ffff00">I'm proud of you.</font>

42
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<font color="#ffff00">What have you put on them?</font>

43
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<font color="#ffffff">Nutmeg.</font>

44
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<font color="#ffffff">It's a James Oliver recipe.</font>

45
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<font color="#ffff00">I think he probably meant</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a sprinkle.</font>

46
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<font color="#ffff00">Too much nutmeg sends you doolally.</font>

47
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<font color="#ffffff">Really?</font>

48
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<font color="#ffff00">When I was little, I made a cake</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and put three tablespoons in</font>

49
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<font color="#ffff00">instead of teaspoons.</font>

50
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<font color="#ffff00">Nan swore she could see</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Bruce Forsyth licking</font>

51
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<font color="#ffff00">the sugar off her mince pies.</font>

52
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<font color="#ffffff">That's an image that may stay</font>
<font color="#ffffff">with me for some time.</font>

53
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<font color="#ffff00">Ready for the big switch-on?</font>

54
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<font color="#ffffff">Can't wait.</font>

55
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<font color="#ffffff">Ha-ha-ha!</font><font color="#ffff00"> Ah!</font>

56
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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, you don't think</font>
<font color="#ffff00">it's too much, do you?</font>

57
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<font color="#ffffff">No, I love it.</font>

58
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<font color="#ffff00">It's our first foster placement</font>
<font color="#ffff00">at Christmas.</font>

59
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<font color="#ffff00">Just want everything to be perfect.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">It is.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">And what's more Christmassy</font>
<font color="#ffffff">than fairy lights,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">sausage rolls and...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">ALARM BEEPS</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">..forgetting to turn the oven off?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Oh...</font>

66
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<font color="#00ffff">And what about Beth and Aaron?</font>

67
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<font color="#00ffff">Are they still in Dubai?</font>

68
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<font color="#ffffff">Yes, yes. Not sure they'll move back</font>
<font color="#ffffff">any time soon,</font>

69
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<font color="#ffffff">at least not until the kids</font>
<font color="#ffffff">have finished school.</font>

70
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<font color="#00ffff">I suppose you get used</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to the weather.</font>

71
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<font color="#00ffff">Will they come back</font>
<font color="#00ffff">at Christmas, though?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Doubt it.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I'm expecting rather</font>
<font color="#ffffff">a quiet one this year.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Mm.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Well, how are you?</font>

76
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<font color="#ffffff">Oh, you know.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">It's a cliche, but the first</font>
<font color="#00ffff">12 months really are the hardest.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Hmm.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">You know I'm always here for</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a chat, Bob. You know that?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Thank you.</font>

81
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<font color="#00ffff">What?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">This is going to sound ridiculous,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">but, erm...</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">..after you lost Anthony...</font>

84
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<font color="#ffffff">..did you ever...</font>

85
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<font color="#ffffff">..see him?</font>

86
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<font color="#ffffff">Why am I so nervous?</font>

87
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<font color="#ffff00">Well, I suppose</font>
<font color="#ffff00">it's our first teenager.</font>

88
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<font color="#ffffff">Teenager, yes, gosh.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I must remember,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">"Don't try to be too cool."</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You've never had that</font>
<font color="#ffff00">problem before.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I have been cool - thank you.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">SHE LAUGHS</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">There was a short period</font>
<font color="#ffffff">in the mid-'90s.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">DOORBELL RINGS</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">SHE SIGHS</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">KNOCK AT DOOR</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">God.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Hi, hi, hi. Sorry I'm late.</font>

98
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<font color="#00ff00">I'm having one of those days!</font>

99
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<font color="#00ff00">This is Jaiden.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Hi, Jaiden.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Hello, mate.</font>

101
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<font color="#00ff00">Jaiden, this is Humphrey and Martha.</font>

102
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<font color="#00ff00">Humphrey and Martha?</font>

103
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<font color="#00ffff">Have you got Wi-Fi?</font>

104
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<font color="#ffffff">Oh, yes.</font>

105
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<font color="#ffffff">Yeah, it's, erm... It's Waterside.</font>

106
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<font color="#ffffff">Ah, the... The password is Selwyn -</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">S-E-L-W-Y-N - 123.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Cheers.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">You're welcome.</font>

110
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<font color="#00ff00">He's a lovely kid.</font>

111
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<font color="#00ff00">He might just take a while</font>
<font color="#00ff00">to warm up.</font>

112
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<font color="#00ff00">Sorry I haven't got</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the paperwork and info.</font>

113
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<font color="#00ff00">The girls in the office</font>
<font color="#00ff00">are sorting that</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">cos I have to be in court in...</font>

115
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<font color="#00ff00">..an hour!</font>

116
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<font color="#ffff00">Oh. We'll be fine.</font>

117
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<font color="#00ff00">Well, the sooner I get out your way,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the sooner you can</font>

118
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<font color="#00ff00">all get to know each other.</font>

119
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<font color="#00ff00">Any problems, you know where I am.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">OK?</font>

121
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<font color="#00ff00">OK?</font>

122
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<font color="#ffff00">Erm, do you want to take his bag?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Yes.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Erm...</font>

125
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<font color="#ffff00">Oh.</font>

126
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<font color="#ffff00">Shall we go inside?</font>

127
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<font color="#ffffff">BELL RINGS</font>

128
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<font color="#ffffff">TENSE MUSIC</font>

129
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<font color="#ffffff">HE SIGHS</font>

130
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<font color="#ffffff">RATTLING</font>

131
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<font color="#ffff00">Get out.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Get out of here!</font>

133
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<font color="#ffffff">It's not you.</font>

134
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<font color="#ffffff">It isn't you!</font>

135
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<font color="#ffffff">MUSIC: Punk The Halls</font>
<font color="#ffffff">by Chris Unck</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">LAUGHTER</font>

137
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<font color="#ffff00">Morning. Got you</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a chocolate croissant.</font>

138
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<font color="#ffffff">Thank you.</font>

139
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<font color="#ffffff">SHE LAUGHS LOUDLY</font>

140
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<font color="#ffff00">What you doing?</font>

141
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<font color="#ffffff">Did you see it?!</font>

142
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<font color="#ffff00">Santa Claus dropping his trousers?</font>

143
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<font color="#ffffff">It's hilarious!</font>

144
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<font color="#ffffff">SANTA:</font><font color="#00ffff"> Ho-ho-ho-ho!</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Right.</font>

145
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<font color="#ffffff">I hope this isn't</font>
<font color="#ffffff">my Christmas present.</font>

146
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<font color="#ffff00">No. We're doing secret Santa</font>
<font color="#ffff00">this year, remember?</font>

147
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<font color="#ffffff">Ah, you got me something nice, then?</font>

148
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<font color="#ffff00">Well, I got you a little, erm...</font>

149
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<font color="#ffff00">Hang on a minute.</font>

150
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<font color="#ffff00">How do you know I'm buying for you?</font>

151
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<font color="#ffffff">Remember those little notes</font>
<font color="#ffffff">we all got,</font>

152
00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:54,440
<font color="#ffffff">telling who was paired with who?</font>

153
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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

154
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<font color="#ffffff">Who do you think sent them?</font>

155
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<font color="#ffff00">It's not very secret, is it?</font>

156
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<font color="#ffffff">Perk of the job!</font>

157
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<font color="#ffff00">Well, I've only got</font>
<font color="#ffff00">one present left to buy.</font>

158
00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:09,200
<font color="#ffff00">Mum wants an epilator,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">whatever that is.</font>

159
00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:11,800
<font color="#ffffff">Oh, you have to stop by the church.</font>

160
00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:13,760
<font color="#ffffff">They've had a break-in.</font><font color="#ffff00"> When?</font>

161
00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:16,120
<font color="#ffffff">Well, they discovered it</font>
<font color="#ffffff">this morning,</font>

162
00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,120
<font color="#ffffff">but it could've been any time</font>
<font color="#ffffff">this week.</font>

163
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<font color="#ffff00">Think I'll head over now,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">before I get settled in.</font>

164
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<font color="#00ffff">Oh, yeah, that's quite cool.</font>

165
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<font color="#ffffff">LAUGHTER</font>

166
00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:42,600
<font color="#ffffff">I think they're actually</font>
<font color="#ffffff">attached to his head.</font>

167
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,880
<font color="#ffffff">We could have them surgically</font>
<font color="#ffffff">removed.</font>

168
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<font color="#ffff00">Aw, he's fine.</font>

169
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<font color="#ffff00">Just let him settle in.</font>

170
00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:51,040
<font color="#ffff00">Besides, it's good he's got</font>
<font color="#ffff00">friends he can talk to.</font>

171
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<font color="#ffffff">Yes.</font>

172
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<font color="#ffffff">I feel bad, though,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">having to go to work.</font>

173
00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:59,560
<font color="#ffff00">But I can change my work hours.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">You can't.</font>

174
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<font color="#ffff00">That's why I'm primary carer.</font>

175
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,400
<font color="#ffffff">I still feel bad about</font>
<font color="#ffffff">not helping out more.</font>

176
00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:06,280
<font color="#ffff00">Well, the idea is this feels like</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a normal home for him,</font>

177
00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:10,440
<font color="#ffff00">and in a normal home, someone</font>
<font color="#ffff00">goes to work every day.</font>

178
00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:11,680
<font color="#ffffff">Yep, you're right.</font>

179
00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:14,440
<font color="#ffff00">I'm always right. I thought</font>
<font color="#ffff00">we established that.</font>

180
00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:15,600
<font color="#ffffff">Did we?</font>

181
00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:16,800
<font color="#ffffff">We did.</font>

182
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<font color="#ffffff">I'll get the car keys.</font>

183
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<font color="#ffffff">DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES</font>

184
00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:29,960
<font color="#ffffff">Morning,</font><font color="#ffffff"> Anne.</font>

185
00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:31,360
<font color="#ffffff">How's life aboard?</font>

186
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<font color="#00ffff">Very cosy. Thanks.</font>

187
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<font color="#00ffff">Could I ask for some advice?</font>

188
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<font color="#ffffff">Oh, if it's what to get</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Martha for Christmas</font>

189
00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:38,960
<font color="#ffffff">then I am no good to you,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I'm afraid.</font>

190
00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:40,840
<font color="#ffffff">I haven't the foggiest.</font>

191
00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:42,440
<font color="#00ffff">It's a bit trickier than that.</font>

192
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<font color="#00ffff">It's my friend Bob Holland.</font>

193
00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:45,160
<font color="#00ffff">I'm worried about him.</font>

194
00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:47,560
<font color="#00ffff">He lost his wife earlier</font>
<font color="#00ffff">in the year.</font>

195
00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:50,800
<font color="#00ffff">Well, he says he's been seeing her,</font>

196
00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:52,560
<font color="#00ffff">in the house.</font>

197
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,680
<font color="#ffffff">Like a ghost?</font>

198
00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:56,760
<font color="#00ffff">Yes.</font>

199
00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:59,160
<font color="#00ffff">Well, the thing is</font>
<font color="#00ffff">he's really not like that.</font>

200
00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:02,440
<font color="#00ffff">He's the last person I'd expect to</font>
<font color="#00ffff">have something like this from.</font>

201
00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:05,080
<font color="#ffffff">Well, erm, grief affects people</font>
<font color="#ffffff">in different ways.</font>

202
00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:07,120
<font color="#ffffff">Perhaps he should go and have a chat</font>
<font color="#ffffff">with his doctor.</font>

203
00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:09,760
<font color="#00ffff">Well, I... I said that to him</font>
<font color="#00ffff">yesterday.</font>

204
00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:12,640
<font color="#00ffff">But it happened again last night.</font>

205
00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:15,080
<font color="#00ffff">And this time, there was</font>
<font color="#00ffff">something else.</font>

206
00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:18,080
<font color="#00ffff">Writing on a mirror.</font>

207
00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,680
<font color="#ffff00">Hi.</font>

208
00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:30,840
<font color="#00ffff">Hi.</font>

209
00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:33,840
<font color="#ffff00">So Humphrey's gone to work,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">but I've got the day off,</font>

210
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,280
<font color="#ffff00">so I thought we could do something.</font>

211
00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:37,880
<font color="#ffff00">What about bowling?</font>

212
00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:40,760
<font color="#ffff00">There's a new bowling place</font>
<font color="#ffff00">in the retail park.</font>

213
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,800
<font color="#ffff00">It's been a while but...</font><font color="#00ffff"> No,</font><font color="#00ffff"> thanks.</font>

214
00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:45,640
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, OK.</font>

215
00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:48,240
<font color="#ffff00">Anything else?</font>

216
00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:49,760
<font color="#ffff00">Cinema?</font>

217
00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:52,680
<font color="#00ffff">I'm just quite happy staying here,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">if that's OK.</font>

218
00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,280
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, of course it is.</font>

219
00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:26,640
<font color="#ffffff">It had a padlock on it, which was</font>
<font color="#ffffff">a bit ancient, to be fair.</font>

220
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,160
<font color="#ffffff">Not sure it would've put up</font>
<font color="#ffffff">much resistance.</font>

221
00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:31,840
<font color="#ffff00">So do you know what was taken?</font>

222
00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:34,360
<font color="#ffffff">As far as I can see,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">just the Virgin Mary.</font>

223
00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:37,640
<font color="#ffffff">Or she would've been,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">once we'd got her frock on.</font>

224
00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,560
<font color="#ffffff">The Nativity scene.</font>

225
00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:40,680
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, right.</font>

226
00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:44,400
<font color="#ffffff">Yeah, it's weird, I know,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">but our wonderful volunteers</font>

227
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:47,480
<font color="#ffffff">put it together a few years ago,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and it holds a very dear place</font>

228
00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:48,640
<font color="#ffffff">in their hearts.</font>

229
00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:50,600
<font color="#ffff00">Erm, any CCTV?</font>

230
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,160
<font color="#ffffff">Not on my watch.</font>

231
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:54,240
<font color="#ffff00">And what are these?</font>

232
00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,520
<font color="#ffffff">Clothes donations.</font>

233
00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,520
<font color="#ffffff">We're doing a collection</font>
<font color="#ffffff">to ship overseas.</font>

234
00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:00,520
<font color="#ffffff">Erm, only put the practical stuff</font>
<font color="#ffffff">in the shipping pile.</font>

235
00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:02,280
<font color="#ffffff">Everything else can go</font>
<font color="#ffffff">to the charity shop.</font>

236
00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:03,600
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, of course.</font>

237
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:06,640
<font color="#ffff00">And, ah, who would know</font>
<font color="#ffff00">what's in the cupboard?</font>

238
00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:10,160
<font color="#ffffff">Me, church volunteers, big fella.</font>

239
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:12,120
<font color="#ffff00">Right. No-one else?</font>

240
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,600
<font color="#ffffff">Isn't that enough?</font>

241
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:14,880
<font color="#00ff00">Watch out!</font>

242
00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:18,040
<font color="#ffffff">GASPS</font>

243
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,840
<font color="#00ffff">So when did we become</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Mulder and Scully?</font>

244
00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:27,040
<font color="#ffffff">We're not here to investigate</font>
<font color="#ffffff">an actual ghost, Sergeant.</font>

245
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,720
<font color="#ffffff">I just said we'd pop in as</font>
<font color="#ffffff">a favour to Anne, that's all.</font>

246
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:31,440
<font color="#ffffff">It'll only take us five minutes.</font>

247
00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:32,760
<font color="#00ffff">To do what?</font>

248
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,040
<font color="#ffffff">Listen to him.</font>

249
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,920
<font color="#00ffff">Tell us how he saw a ghost?</font>

250
00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:38,240
<font color="#ffffff">Yes.</font>

251
00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:41,920
<font color="#ffffff">Although there was an unusual</font>
<font color="#ffffff">physical manifestation -</font>

252
00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:44,000
<font color="#ffffff">words apparently written</font>
<font color="#ffffff">on a mirror.</font>

253
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,200
<font color="#00ffff">See? You do this every time.</font>

254
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,200
<font color="#ffffff">HE RINGS DOORBELL</font>

255
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,720
<font color="#ffffff">Do what?</font>

256
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,600
<font color="#00ffff">Get involved!</font>

257
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,600
<font color="#ffffff">DOOR OPENING</font>

258
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,920
<font color="#ffffff">Yes.</font>

259
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,200
<font color="#ffffff">Mr Holland.</font>

260
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,880
<font color="#ffff00">Morning.</font>

261
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:55,600
<font color="#ffff00">It's good of you to come.</font>

262
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,000
<font color="#ffff00">I'm sure you've got far more</font>
<font color="#ffff00">important things to do.</font>

263
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,960
<font color="#ffffff">Well, usually these things have</font>
<font color="#ffffff">some form of explanation.</font>

264
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:04,320
<font color="#ffffff">Anne thought we should at least take</font>
<font color="#ffffff">a look, put your mind at rest.</font>

265
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,440
<font color="#ffffff">She says you saw your wife on</font>
<font color="#ffffff">two consecutive nights?</font>

266
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,280
<font color="#ffff00">Yes. Ah...</font>

267
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:11,840
<font color="#ffffff">DOOR OPENS</font>

268
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:15,640
<font color="#ffff00">The</font><font color="#ffff00"> first time was in the rose</font>
<font color="#ffff00">garden at the side of the house.</font>

269
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:18,040
<font color="#ffff00">Ah, the second time...</font>

270
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:20,400
<font color="#ffffff">TENSE MUSIC</font>

271
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,640
<font color="#ffff00">..here.</font>

272
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,280
<font color="#ffffff">And, erm, did she speak?</font>

273
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,840
<font color="#ffff00">She looked at me and said, "Get out.</font>

274
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:30,240
<font color="#ffff00">"Get out of here."</font>

275
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:32,480
<font color="#ffffff">That's all?</font>

276
00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:36,680
<font color="#ffff00">I'm not sure I can explain</font>
<font color="#ffff00">what I saw, but it was Linda.</font>

277
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:39,680
<font color="#ffff00">I saw her as clearly</font>
<font color="#ffff00">as I see you now.</font>

278
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:41,240
<font color="#ffffff">A ghost?</font>

279
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,680
<font color="#ffff00">No. Yes.</font>

280
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:43,880
<font color="#ffff00">How the hell do I know?</font>

281
00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:48,200
<font color="#ffff00">I'm not an idiot, Inspector.</font>

282
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:52,040
<font color="#ffff00">I'm not delusional or</font>
<font color="#ffff00">given to flights of fancy.</font>

283
00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:54,080
<font color="#ffff00">I'm not on medication.</font>

284
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,520
<font color="#ffff00">Nor was I drunk.</font>

285
00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,160
<font color="#ffff00">I saw what I saw.</font>

286
00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:01,320
<font color="#00ffff">Yet...</font>

287
00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:03,600
<font color="#00ffff">..your wife is deceased.</font>

288
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,360
<font color="#ffff00">Yes. Yes, she is.</font>

289
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:12,080
<font color="#ffff00">I lost her...</font>

290
00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,600
<font color="#ffff00">..11 months ago tomorrow.</font>

291
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,120
<font color="#ffff00">She, erm...</font>

292
00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:20,840
<font color="#ffff00">I held her hand as she passed,</font>

293
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:23,120
<font color="#ffff00">said my goodbyes.</font>

294
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:31,120
<font color="#ffff00">Nine days later, holding our</font>
<font color="#ffff00">children as tightly as I could...</font>

295
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,080
<font color="#ffff00">..we buried her.</font>

296
00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:37,720
<font color="#ffff00">Yet I saw her last night.</font>

297
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,520
<font color="#ffff00">So you may take that particular</font>
<font color="#ffff00">square peg</font>

298
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:48,880
<font color="#ffff00">and force it into a round hole</font>
<font color="#ffff00">any way you choose.</font>

299
00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:49,920
<font color="#ffffff">Yes.</font>

300
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,320
<font color="#ffffff">Anne also said something</font>
<font color="#ffffff">about a mirror.</font>

301
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:55,720
<font color="#ffff00">It looked like wax.</font>

302
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:58,520
<font color="#ffff00">It was gone by this morning,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">but the word "leave"</font>

303
00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:01,240
<font color="#ffff00">was smeared on the glass.</font>

304
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,800
<font color="#ffffff">A recurring theme.</font>

305
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:09,720
<font color="#ffffff">You think your wife was trying</font>
<font color="#ffffff">to warn you about something?</font>

306
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:11,000
<font color="#ffff00">I don't know.</font>

307
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,760
<font color="#ffffff">But if she was, have you any idea</font>
<font color="#ffffff">what it might concern?</font>

308
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,600
<font color="#ffff00">The only thing I can think of</font>
<font color="#ffff00">is this place.</font>

309
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:17,680
<font color="#ffffff">Oh?</font>

310
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:21,400
<font color="#ffff00">Yes. I decided to sell up,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">give the kids their inheritance,</font>

311
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,840
<font color="#ffff00">buy somewhere smaller,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">go travelling.</font>

312
00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,400
<font color="#00ffff">And is that still the plan?</font>

313
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,720
<font color="#ffff00">Well, that's rather the point.</font>

314
00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:29,040
<font color="#ffff00">The kids talked me out of it.</font>

315
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,920
<font color="#ffff00">This is the home they grew up in.</font>

316
00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:32,400
<font color="#ffff00">It's full of memories.</font>

317
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:35,400
<font color="#ffff00">Neither of them thought I should</font>
<font color="#ffff00">part with it, so I decided to stay.</font>

318
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:39,000
<font color="#ffffff">SMASHING</font>

319
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,240
<font color="#ffffff">DOOR OPENS</font>

320
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,400
<font color="#00ff00">Dad?</font>

321
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,040
<font color="#ffff00">Oh. Hi, sweetheart.</font>

322
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,360
<font color="#ffffff">DOOR CLOSES</font>

323
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:45,840
<font color="#ffff00">Hello.</font>

324
00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:49,080
<font color="#ffff00">This is, ah, Fiona, my youngest.</font>

325
00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:51,680
<font color="#00ff00">I thought you weren't getting</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the estate agents back?</font>

326
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,960
<font color="#ffff00">No.</font><font color="#00ffff"> Actually, we're police officers.</font>

327
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,880
<font color="#00ffff">DI Goodman, DS Williams.</font>

328
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,800
<font color="#ffff00">Anne asked them to stop by.</font>

329
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,000
<font color="#00ff00">You think someone's behind all this?</font>

330
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,080
<font color="#00ffff">We don't "think" anything yet.</font>

331
00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:05,720
<font color="#ffffff">Right, well, we'll, erm...</font>

332
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,200
<font color="#ffffff">We'll leave you to it, Bob.</font>

333
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:12,440
<font color="#ffffff">Yes. But please get in touch</font>
<font color="#ffffff">if anything else, you know, occurs.</font>

334
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:15,760
<font color="#ffffff">Yes. We'll see ourselves out.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Thank you.</font>

335
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,120
<font color="#00ffff">Estate agents?</font>

336
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:24,880
<font color="#ffffff">CHUCKLING: Oh, yes.</font>

337
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,280
<font color="#ffffff">SHE SIGHS</font>

338
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:27,840
<font color="#00ffff">Do</font><font color="#00ffff"> you believe him?</font>

339
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,960
<font color="#ffffff">I absolutely believe that</font>
<font color="#ffffff">he believes he saw his wife, yes.</font>

340
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:34,480
<font color="#00ffff">Yet the only way that's possible</font>
<font color="#00ffff">is if she's a ghost.</font>

341
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,160
<font color="#ffffff">Is it?</font>

342
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:37,400
<font color="#00ffff">She's dead.</font>

343
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,120
<font color="#ffffff">Yes, there is that.</font>

344
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,800
<font color="#ffffff">But then I'm sure that was a trace</font>
<font color="#ffffff">of wax I found on the mirror,</font>

345
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,120
<font color="#ffffff">so if that part is real...</font>

346
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:45,280
<font color="#ffff00">Inspector Goodman? DS Williams?</font>

347
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:49,600
<font color="#ffff00">Look...</font>

348
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,960
<font color="#ffff00">..I don't know what's going on,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">but if somebody is trying to</font>

349
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:57,360
<font color="#ffff00">get at my dad about not selling</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the house</font>

350
00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:59,400
<font color="#ffff00">then I think I might know who it is.</font>

351
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:07,000
<font color="#00ff00">I mean, 4K, razor-sharp images,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">even from this distance!</font>

352
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,840
<font color="#00ffff">Marcus Dhillon?</font><font color="#00ff00"> Hello?</font>

353
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,600
<font color="#00ffff">DS Williams, DI Goodman.</font>

354
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,000
<font color="#ffffff">Hello.</font>

355
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,680
<font color="#00ffff">Can we have a quick word?</font>

356
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:16,120
<font color="#00ff00">Ah, yeah, of course.</font>

357
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:18,000
<font color="#00ff00">Ah, so sorry - I'll be back</font>
<font color="#00ff00">in a minute.</font>

358
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,120
<font color="#00ff00">I'll just leave you with</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the lovely Donna.</font>

359
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,760
<font color="#00ff00">Take it you're not</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Christmas shopping, then.</font>

360
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,080
<font color="#ffffff">Unfortunately not.</font>

361
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,080
<font color="#ffffff">We'd like to talk to you</font>
<font color="#ffffff">about Bob Holland.</font>

362
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:31,360
<font color="#00ff00">Oh.</font><font color="#ffffff"> We understand from his daughter</font>
<font color="#ffffff">that you've been looking to buy</font>

363
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:33,080
<font color="#ffffff">a house from him?</font>

364
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,760
<font color="#00ff00">That bloke should be locked up.</font>

365
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:36,720
<font color="#ffffff">Ah, because he pulled out</font>
<font color="#ffffff">from the sale?</font>

366
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:37,760
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font>

367
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,680
<font color="#00ff00">He pulled out on the morning</font>
<font color="#00ff00">we were due to exchange.</font>

368
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,360
<font color="#00ff00">We lost our buyers, lost</font>
<font color="#00ff00">all the money on the surveys,</font>

369
00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:45,520
<font color="#00ff00">and half our stuff was in storage!</font>

370
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:48,160
<font color="#00ffff">His daughter thinks someone</font>
<font color="#00ffff">might be trying to harass him,</font>

371
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:50,280
<font color="#00ffff">make him put the house back</font>
<font color="#00ffff">on the market.</font>

372
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,880
<font color="#00ff00">By that you mean me, I suppose.</font>

373
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,040
<font color="#00ffff">You tell us.</font>

374
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:54,760
<font color="#00ff00">Well, I ain't been anywhere</font>
<font color="#00ff00">near him,</font>

375
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,240
<font color="#00ff00">not that anyone would blame me</font>
<font color="#00ff00">if I had.</font>

376
00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,560
<font color="#00ff00">The bloke stitched me up!</font>

377
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,880
<font color="#ffffff">POP MUSIC BLARES FROM SPEAKERS</font>

378
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,440
<font color="#ffffff">MUSIC STOPS</font>

379
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,920
<font color="#00ff00">Well, come on, then - what am I</font>
<font color="#00ff00">supposed to have done?</font>

380
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,520
<font color="#00ffff">Did you know Mr Holland's wife?</font>

381
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:16,880
<font color="#00ff00">No, never met her.</font>

382
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,000
<font color="#ffffff">And where were you on the two</font>
<font color="#ffffff">previous nights between</font>

383
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,640
<font color="#ffffff">8pm and midnight?</font>

384
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,400
<font color="#00ff00">I was here.</font>

385
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:25,120
<font color="#00ff00">You know, it's Christmas,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">and I was working late.</font>

386
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:26,320
<font color="#ffffff">Oh, good.</font>

387
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:29,560
<font color="#ffffff">Then I assume you have the CCTV from</font>
<font color="#ffffff">the shop that can substantiate that?</font>

388
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,800
<font color="#00ffff">It's a lot of trouble to go to,</font>

389
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:42,200
<font color="#00ffff">just to convince someone to</font>
<font color="#00ffff">sell you their house.</font>

390
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,680
<font color="#ffffff">Well, he seems to be the only</font>
<font color="#ffffff">one who stands to gain</font>

391
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,440
<font color="#ffffff">from Bob Holland selling up.</font>

392
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,000
<font color="#00ffff">Mmm, there's his kids.</font>

393
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,520
<font color="#00ffff">What's that house worth,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">over a million?</font>

394
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:51,680
<font color="#00ffff">That's a lot of money.</font>

395
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:54,640
<font color="#ffffff">But they're the ones who talked him</font>
<font color="#ffffff">out of selling, remember?</font>

396
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:57,040
<font color="#00ffff">OK. Then maybe it was no-one.</font>

397
00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:00,400
<font color="#00ffff">A husband, still grieving</font>
<font color="#00ffff">for his dead wife, hits a bottle</font>

398
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:03,600
<font color="#00ffff">of Scotch, gets off his face and</font>
<font color="#00ffff">thinks he sees her in the garden.</font>

399
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,080
<font color="#00ffff">That works for me.</font>

400
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,400
<font color="#ffffff">Yes.</font>

401
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:08,920
<font color="#00ffff">But?</font>

402
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,920
<font color="#ffffff">I don't know.</font>

403
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,400
<font color="#ffffff">There's just something that</font>
<font color="#ffffff">doesn't feel quite right.</font>

404
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,440
<font color="#ffffff">Let's go and talk to his</font>
<font color="#ffffff">daughter again.</font>

405
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:18,680
<font color="#ffffff">Come along.</font>

406
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:23,440
<font color="#ffffff">KNOCK AT DOOR</font>

407
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:24,960
<font color="#ffff00">Hello?</font>

408
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,680
<font color="#ffff00">Thought you might like something.</font>

409
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,680
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, yeah. I know.</font>

410
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,080
<font color="#00ffff">What you doing now?</font>

411
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:33,000
<font color="#ffff00">Well, actually, I was going</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to suggest we go over</font>

412
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,680
<font color="#ffff00">and see Mum, say hello.</font>

413
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:37,240
<font color="#ffff00">She's literally over there.</font>

414
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:39,000
<font color="#00ffff">Not till tomorrow or something.</font>

415
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,320
<font color="#ffff00">Sorry?</font>

416
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:43,840
<font color="#00ffff">You still there?</font>

417
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,600
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, right.</font>

418
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:48,400
<font color="#ffff00">So you're not actually talking</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to me, are you?</font>

419
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,040
<font color="#ffff00">You're on the phone.</font>

420
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:51,720
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, I'm still here.</font>

421
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,440
<font color="#00ffff">The Wi-Fi's just rubbish.</font>

422
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,680
<font color="#ffff00">Right, I'll just...</font>

423
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,040
<font color="#ffff00">..put that there.</font>

424
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,280
<font color="#ffffff">DOOR CLOSES</font>

425
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:12,000
<font color="#ffffff">MUSIC: Trouble Brought Me Here</font>
<font color="#ffffff">by Martin Simpson</font>

426
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:19,080
<font color="#ffffff">Aw, thanks, Kelby.</font>

427
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,320
<font color="#ffffff">Couldn't have done it without you.</font>

428
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:21,880
<font color="#ffff00">Happy to help.</font>

429
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:24,640
<font color="#ffffff">I don't suppose you fancy staying</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and helping us</font>

430
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,280
<font color="#ffffff">with the rest of these bags?</font>

431
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:29,160
<font color="#ffff00">Well, I'm supposed to be looking</font>
<font color="#ffff00">for your Mary, remember?</font>

432
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,680
<font color="#ffffff">Worth a try.</font>

433
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,640
<font color="#ffffff">You and your mum coming to</font>
<font color="#ffffff">the Christmas service?</font>

434
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:33,920
<font color="#ffff00">Ah, I am.</font>

435
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,360
<font color="#ffff00">Mum's getting her feet looked at.</font>

436
00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:38,040
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, hello, Kelby.</font>

437
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:41,280
<font color="#ffff00">Super, ah, Chief Super... Ma'am.</font>

438
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,920
<font color="#00ffff">So we had a collection.</font>

439
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,480
<font color="#ffffff">Oh, thanks, Charlie.</font>

440
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,520
<font color="#ffffff">Kelby's helping us</font>
<font color="#ffffff">find our Virgin Mary.</font>

441
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:49,160
<font color="#00ffff">Oh.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Can't have a Christingle</font>
<font color="#ffffff">service without the full</font>

442
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,480
<font color="#ffffff">Nativity, now, can we?</font>

443
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:51,520
<font color="#00ffff">No.</font>

444
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,000
<font color="#00ffff">So she's been stolen?</font>

445
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,480
<font color="#00ffff">Constable?</font>

446
00:22:58,480 --> 00:22:59,680
<font color="#ffff00">Yes, ma'am.</font>

447
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:02,480
<font color="#ffff00">Erm, y-yes, she...</font>
<font color="#ffff00">She went, erm, kissing -</font>

448
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,720
<font color="#ffff00">ah, missing, a few days ago.</font>

449
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,440
<font color="#ffff00">But I'll find her.</font><font color="#00ffff"> Yes.</font>

450
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,840
<font color="#00ffff">Yes, I'm sure you will.</font>

451
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:11,000
<font color="#ffff00">Right. I'd better get going.</font>

452
00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:14,000
<font color="#00ffff">Haven't you forgotten something?</font>

453
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,320
<font color="#ffffff">Ahem.</font>

454
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,880
<font color="#ffff00">Right. Yeah, yeah, you mean...</font>

455
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:27,760
<font color="#ffff00">Not...</font>

456
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,600
<font color="#ffff00">OK. Ah...</font>

457
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,800
<font color="#ffffff">HE TRIPS</font>

458
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,800
<font color="#ffff00">..bye.</font>

459
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,320
<font color="#ffffff">DOOR BANGS</font>

460
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,440
<font color="#00ffff">He was going to kiss me, wasn't he?</font>

461
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:37,000
<font color="#ffffff">Yep.</font>

462
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,080
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font>

463
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:43,280
<font color="#00ff00">Always call.</font>

464
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:46,440
<font color="#00ff00">Look, moving into a new placement</font>
<font color="#00ff00">is a very stressful time</font>

465
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:47,680
<font color="#00ff00">for these kids.</font>

466
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:50,960
<font color="#00ff00">You have to remember they didn't</font>
<font color="#00ff00">ask to be put into care,</font>

467
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,720
<font color="#00ff00">and because of that they feel like</font>
<font color="#00ff00">they have no control.</font>

468
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:57,160
<font color="#ffff00">So just...leave him to do</font>
<font color="#ffff00">his own thing?</font>

469
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,560
<font color="#00ff00">You're doing exactly</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the right thing.</font>

470
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:02,520
<font color="#00ff00">It's baby steps until he gets</font>
<font color="#00ff00">to trust you.</font>

471
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:05,200
<font color="#00ff00">For the first few days, most kids</font>
<font color="#00ff00">don't want to say anything</font>

472
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:08,800
<font color="#00ff00">that might get them into trouble</font>
<font color="#00ff00">or upset their carers,</font>

473
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,760
<font color="#00ff00">in case they get sent</font>
<font color="#00ff00">somewhere else.</font>

474
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,000
<font color="#ffff00">That's awful.</font>

475
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,680
<font color="#00ff00">It's their lives.</font>

476
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:17,200
<font color="#00ff00">Look, you and Humphrey are amazing.</font>

477
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:19,520
<font color="#00ff00">Just trust your instincts, OK?</font>

478
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,000
<font color="#ffff00">OK.</font>

479
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,840
<font color="#ffff00">Thanks, Hannah.</font><font color="#00ff00"> No worries.</font>

480
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:24,360
<font color="#ffff00">Bye.</font>

481
00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:41,200
<font color="#ffffff">Thank you.</font>

482
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,320
<font color="#ffff00">So you spoke with Marcus?</font>

483
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:44,840
<font color="#ffffff">Erm, yes.</font>

484
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:48,360
<font color="#ffffff">He denied having anything to do with</font>
<font color="#ffffff">what happened at the house.</font>

485
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:50,520
<font color="#ffff00">Well, he would, wouldn't he?</font>

486
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,640
<font color="#ffff00">But who else would benefit</font>
<font color="#ffff00">from Dad selling up?</font>

487
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,000
<font color="#00ffff">You would.</font>

488
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,440
<font color="#ffff00">Except I'm the one that convinced</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Dad not to sell.</font>

489
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,200
<font color="#ffffff">And why did you do that?</font>

490
00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:03,920
<font color="#ffff00">We thought he'd regret it.</font>

491
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,280
<font color="#ffff00">Him and Mum, that was their home.</font>

492
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,400
<font color="#ffff00">All those memories.</font>

493
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,080
<font color="#ffff00">He's struggling enough as it is.</font>

494
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:15,280
<font color="#ffff00">I was worried that losing the house</font>
<font color="#ffff00">might make things worse.</font>

495
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,520
<font color="#ffff00">I'm surprised he listened to me,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to be honest.</font>

496
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:23,160
<font color="#ffff00">Usually the only person he ever</font>
<font color="#ffff00">took advice from was Mum.</font>

497
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:27,040
<font color="#ffff00">But it was the best thing for Dad,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and we don't care about money.</font>

498
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,040
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, no!</font>

499
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,760
<font color="#00ffff">What do you do, Colin?</font>

500
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,520
<font color="#00ff00">I work with mycelium.</font>

501
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:35,000
<font color="#ffffff">Kind of fungus-based material?</font>

502
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,080
<font color="#00ff00">Exactly that, yeah.</font>

503
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:40,160
<font color="#00ffff">And what can you make from mycelium?</font>

504
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,000
<font color="#00ff00">Well, ah...</font>

505
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,080
<font color="#ffffff">HE BANGS TABLE</font>

506
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,080
<font color="#00ff00">..shoes!</font>

507
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,520
<font color="#00ff00">Belts.</font>

508
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,720
<font color="#00ff00">Anything you can use leather</font>
<font color="#00ff00">for, basically.</font>

509
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,880
<font color="#00ff00">Although it is quite high-density,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">so you could also use it to</font>

510
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:54,640
<font color="#00ff00">make things like bricks and</font>
<font color="#00ff00">packaging materials and the like.</font>

511
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,560
<font color="#ffff00">Please don't get him started!</font>

512
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,280
<font color="#00ff00">I can show you the workshop</font>
<font color="#00ff00">if you like?</font>

513
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:00,360
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, no than...</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I would love to see that!</font>

514
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,240
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah, I had it built last year.</font>

515
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:08,440
<font color="#00ff00">Wasn't cheap but, ah, you've got to</font>
<font color="#00ff00">get ahead of the curve, you know?</font>

516
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:12,040
<font color="#00ff00">Trust me, in 20 years' time,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">we won't need money.</font>

517
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,000
<font color="#00ff00">We'll just grow everything we need.</font>

518
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,440
<font color="#ffffff">This is amazing!</font>

519
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:25,000
<font color="#00ffff">Fiona, you have a sister?</font>

520
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,160
<font color="#00ffff">How did she feel when your dad</font>
<font color="#00ffff">decided not to sell</font>

521
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,000
<font color="#00ffff">the house after all?</font>

522
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,120
<font color="#ffff00">Beth?</font>

523
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:31,760
<font color="#ffff00">She agreed with me.</font>

524
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,440
<font color="#ffff00">We both grew up in that house.</font>

525
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,600
<font color="#00ffff">She didn't mind missing out</font>
<font color="#00ffff">on the money?</font>

526
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,600
<font color="#ffff00">Beth's married to a fancy lawyer</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and lives in Dubai.</font>

527
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,240
<font color="#ffff00">She already has more money</font>
<font color="#ffff00">than she knows what to do with.</font>

528
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:42,480
<font color="#00ffff">Right.</font>

529
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:45,200
<font color="#ffffff">Erm...</font><font color="#00ff00"> Oh.</font>

530
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,400
<font color="#ffffff">Is this cup mycelium?</font>

531
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,000
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font>

532
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,200
<font color="#ffffff">What about this?</font>

533
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,680
<font color="#00ff00">No, that's a lamp.</font>

534
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,040
<font color="#ffffff">No, of course.</font>

535
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:01,000
<font color="#ffff00">Well, these mannequins are going</font>
<font color="#ffff00">for, like, 200 quid on the net.</font>

536
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,160
<font color="#ffff00">Makes sense why someone</font>
<font color="#ffff00">nicked them, now.</font>

537
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,520
<font color="#ffffff">Then why didn't they take</font>
<font color="#ffffff">all of them?</font>

538
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:07,960
<font color="#ffff00">What do you mean?</font>

539
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:13,040
<font color="#ffffff">Well, if they're worth that much</font>
<font color="#ffffff">money, why just take one?</font>

540
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:16,920
<font color="#ffffff">There's Joseph, Three Wise Men,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and a shepherd.</font>

541
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:18,920
<font color="#ffffff">AND the Baby Jesus.</font>

542
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,800
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, he's actually a doll.</font><font color="#ffffff"> OK.</font>

543
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,400
<font color="#ffffff">What about the other four, then?</font>

544
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:27,240
<font color="#ffffff">If they're worth 200 quid each,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">why not take 'em all?</font>

545
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,200
<font color="#ffff00">That's a very good question, Margo.</font>

546
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,920
<font color="#ffffff">Mm.</font><font color="#ffff00"> So that means they might've</font>
<font color="#ffff00">been disturbed.</font>

547
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,480
<font color="#ffff00">But by who?</font>

548
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:41,000
<font color="#ffff00">Or they could only carry one at</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a time and something happened</font>

549
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,040
<font color="#ffff00">to them before they could go</font>
<font color="#ffff00">back for another one.</font>

550
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:49,960
<font color="#ffff00">Or they were hoping that,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">by only taking one,</font>

551
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,400
<font color="#ffff00">it wouldn't be missed.</font>

552
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:57,280
<font color="#ffffff">No, if you ask me, it has</font>
<font color="#ffffff">to be kids.</font>

553
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:01,880
<font color="#ffffff">They've broken in, nicked the first</font>
<font color="#ffffff">one they saw, took it somewhere,</font>

554
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:05,640
<font color="#ffffff">put a cone on its head,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">took some photos</font>

555
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,680
<font color="#ffffff">and chucked it in the estuary.</font>

556
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,680
<font color="#ffff00">No, because it would float.</font>

557
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,080
<font color="#ffff00">Someone would've found it.</font>

558
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,880
<font color="#ffffff">Well, they could have dumped it</font>
<font color="#ffffff">anywhere.</font>

559
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:22,560
<font color="#ffffff">MUSIC: I Try To Be Good (feat Louise</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Clare Marshall) by Andy Powell</font>

560
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,960
<font color="#ffffff">CHEERING</font>

561
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:36,920
<font color="#ffffff">Hey, mate!</font>

562
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:41,760
<font color="#ffffff">Hey. How's it been?</font>

563
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:45,680
<font color="#ffff00">Oh. I told him I needed</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to check on something here.</font>

564
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,360
<font color="#ffff00">It's the only thing I could think</font>
<font color="#ffff00">of to get him out of the house.</font>

565
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,600
<font color="#ffffff">Probably just needs time to</font>
<font color="#ffffff">come out of his shell.</font>

566
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:53,040
<font color="#ffff00">I'd settle for getting him</font>
<font color="#ffff00">out of his coat.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Hmm.</font>

567
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,080
<font color="#ffff00">He's been like this all day.</font>

568
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,040
<font color="#ffff00">I feel completely useless.</font>

569
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,840
<font color="#ffffff">Oh, no, Martha.</font>

570
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,680
<font color="#ffffff">Hannah said it might be like this.</font>

571
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:05,440
<font color="#ffffff">It might take a few days for him</font>
<font color="#ffffff">to work us out</font>

572
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,560
<font color="#ffffff">and feel safe enough to open up.</font>

573
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,760
<font color="#ffffff">Now, I suppose we need to let him</font>
<font color="#ffffff">do things at his own pace.</font>

574
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:12,960
<font color="#00ff00">Here you go.</font>

575
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,240
<font color="#00ff00">Try these out.</font><font color="#ffff00"> Ooh.</font>

576
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:15,760
<font color="#00ff00">Added honey, like you said.</font>

577
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:18,080
<font color="#ffffff">Ho-ho! Pigs in blankets.</font>

578
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:19,400
<font color="#ffffff">Christmas has officially begun.</font>

579
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:21,240
<font color="#00ff00">But mind out - they're...</font><font color="#ffffff"> Oh!</font>

580
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,160
<font color="#00ff00">Oh!</font><font color="#ffff00"> Oh...</font>

581
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,400
<font color="#00ff00">..hot. Are you all right?</font>

582
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:26,960
<font color="#ffffff">LAUGHTER</font>

583
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:32,160
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, Zoe, what do teenage boys</font>
<font color="#ffff00">talk about?</font>

584
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:33,640
<font color="#00ff00">Ah...</font>

585
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,960
<font color="#00ff00">People they fancy, mostly?</font>

586
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,920
<font color="#00ff00">Ah, football, computer games.</font>

587
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:40,520
<font color="#00ff00">They're very basic creatures.</font>

588
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,400
<font color="#00ffff">He's still on his phone, I see.</font>

589
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:50,600
<font color="#ffff00">Don't start, Mum.</font>

590
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:53,520
<font color="#00ffff">I think it's time for</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a firm talking-to.</font>

591
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,720
<font color="#ffff00">That's not the answer to everything.</font>

592
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:57,360
<font color="#00ffff">Didn't do you any harm.</font>

593
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,520
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, Humphrey. You all right?</font>

594
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:02,920
<font color="#ffffff">Yeah...</font>

595
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,680
<font color="#ffffff">Mm, yeah.</font>

596
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,640
<font color="#00ffff">So did you talk to Bob?</font>

597
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:09,480
<font color="#ffffff">Oh, erm, yes. Yes.</font>

598
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,960
<font color="#ffffff">Esther and I went today.</font>

599
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,320
<font color="#00ffff">And?</font>

600
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:14,880
<font color="#ffffff">Well, it's just as you said.</font>

601
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,480
<font color="#ffffff">He's convinced he saw his wife.</font>

602
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:17,520
<font color="#ffff00">Poor man.</font>

603
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:20,240
<font color="#00ffff">For a good while after</font>
<font color="#00ffff">your father died, I thought</font>

604
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:23,400
<font color="#00ffff">I saw him everywhere, running</font>
<font color="#00ffff">for a train or sitting</font>

605
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:27,680
<font color="#00ffff">in a restaurant with his back to</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the window as I passed by.</font>

606
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,600
<font color="#00ffff">But I suppose it's natural.</font>

607
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,000
<font color="#ffffff">Well, Bob Holland is</font>
<font color="#ffffff">something quite different.</font>

608
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,840
<font color="#ffffff">He said he saw his wife head-on,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">a few feet away,</font>

609
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:37,600
<font color="#ffffff">and that she spoke to him.</font>

610
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,040
<font color="#ffff00">Heavens.</font>

611
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,440
<font color="#00ffff">So I don't suppose there's anything</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you can do.</font>

612
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:45,080
<font color="#ffffff">Well, the house is secure enough,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and he's not in any danger.</font>

613
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:51,480
<font color="#ffffff">TV:</font><font color="#ffff00"> Now, I think</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a certain person might be</font>

614
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:53,880
<font color="#ffff00">wrapping my Christmas present.</font>

615
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:57,040
<font color="#ffff00">Let's take a sneak peek.</font>

616
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,720
<font color="#00ffff">Bob!</font>

617
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,880
<font color="#ffffff">BOB SOBS</font>

618
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,640
<font color="#ffffff">DRAMATIC MUSIC</font>

619
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,720
<font color="#00ffff">Get...out.</font>

620
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:20,640
<font color="#ffffff">LOUD KNOCKING</font>

621
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,080
<font color="#ffffff">KNOCKING CONTINUES</font>

622
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:28,400
<font color="#00ffff">It's Bob.</font>

623
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:58,040
<font color="#ffffff">VIDEO:</font><font color="#00ffff"> Oh, Bob!</font>

624
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:58,040
<font color="#ffffff">BOB LAUGHS</font>

625
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,320
<font color="#ffff00">He looked very sleepy.</font>

626
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,600
<font color="#00ffff">Yes, all right, darling.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">He'll be fine.</font>

627
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:06,640
<font color="#ffffff">How is he?</font>

628
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,320
<font color="#ffff00">He's exhausted.</font>

629
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:11,720
<font color="#ffff00">The hospital said to let him rest,</font>

630
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,520
<font color="#ffff00">so I've convinced him to lay on</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the bed for an hour.</font>

631
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:16,400
<font color="#ffffff">So who called the ambulance?</font>

632
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,000
<font color="#ffff00">He called it himself.</font>

633
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,600
<font color="#ffff00">He thought he was having</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a heart attack.</font>

634
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,480
<font color="#ffff00">The hospital did some blood tests.</font>

635
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,800
<font color="#ffff00">We're waiting on the results</font>
<font color="#ffff00">but the ECG was fine.</font>

636
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,560
<font color="#ffff00">They think he might've</font>
<font color="#ffff00">had a panic attack.</font>

637
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:31,000
<font color="#00ffff">It's hardly surprising</font>
<font color="#00ffff">after what he said he saw.</font>

638
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,120
<font color="#ffff00">The hospital said they'd call if</font>
<font color="#ffff00">they found anything else.</font>

639
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:34,320
<font color="#ffffff">VIDEO: Oh, Bob!</font>

640
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,200
<font color="#00ffff">He must've been terrified.</font>

641
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,040
<font color="#00ffff">Poor love!</font>

642
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,960
<font color="#ffff00">Thank you for coming, Anne.</font>

643
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,920
<font color="#00ffff">Look, I can stay for a while, Fiona,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">if that helps.</font>

644
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,160
<font color="#ffff00">Bless you.</font>

645
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:50,280
<font color="#ffff00">You know, I don't think these</font>
<font color="#ffff00">videos are helping matters.</font>

646
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:51,840
<font color="#ffffff">They're a recent thing?</font>

647
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:55,640
<font color="#ffff00">Dad asked us to put all</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the memory cards onto DVDs.</font>

648
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,040
<font color="#ffff00">Now I'm thinking it's just...</font>

649
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,000
<font color="#ffff00">..bringing everything back to him.</font>

650
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,400
<font color="#ffff00">I've got to get to work.</font>

651
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,480
<font color="#00ffff">You go.</font>

652
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:09,960
<font color="#00ffff">I'll be here.</font>

653
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,000
<font color="#ffff00">Thanks, Anne.</font>

654
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,120
<font color="#ffff00">Thank you.</font><font color="#00ffff"> Don't worry, don't worry.</font>

655
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:26,320
<font color="#ffff00">I've been trying to make</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a list of everyone who visited</font>

656
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:27,760
<font color="#ffff00">the church in the past week.</font>

657
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,240
<font color="#ffff00">It's impossible.</font>

658
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:32,440
<font color="#ffff00">I mean, see, I've got all</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the Christmas people,</font>

659
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,680
<font color="#ffff00">all the people who donated clothes,</font>

660
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:38,040
<font color="#ffff00">and that's without the people who</font>
<font color="#ffff00">just went in to do churchy stuff.</font>

661
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:39,720
<font color="#00ffff">It's only a mannequin.</font>

662
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,080
<font color="#00ffff">Just log it and move on.</font>

663
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,960
<font color="#ffff00">But what about the Nativity?</font>

664
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:48,000
<font color="#00ffff">Well, can't you lose a shepherd,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">use him as Mary?</font>

665
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,360
<font color="#ffff00">No, they glued beards</font>
<font color="#ffff00">on the male ones.</font>

666
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:54,120
<font color="#ffff00">Can't have a Mary with a beard.</font>

667
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:55,280
<font color="#ffffff">Morning.</font>

668
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:56,360
<font color="#00ff00">How is he?</font>

669
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:57,560
<font color="#ffffff">Oh. Home now.</font>

670
00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:00,280
<font color="#ffffff">Yes. Anne's going to keep</font>
<font color="#ffffff">an eye on him.</font>

671
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,400
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah, that's three nights</font>
<font color="#00ff00">running now.</font>

672
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,440
<font color="#00ff00">Maybe you should have someone</font>
<font color="#00ff00">stay with him.</font>

673
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:06,840
<font color="#ffffff">Oh, a night in a haunted house?</font>

674
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:08,440
<font color="#ffffff">That's not a bad idea.</font>

675
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,040
<font color="#00ffff">Sir?</font><font color="#ffffff"> Hmm?</font>

676
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,960
<font color="#00ffff">I've been going through the CCTV</font>
<font color="#00ffff">from the electrical shop.</font>

677
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,160
<font color="#ffffff">And?</font>

678
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,400
<font color="#00ffff">Well, there's a big chunk missing.</font>

679
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:20,200
<font color="#00ffff">A whole hour on the first night</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Bob Holland supposedly</font>

680
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:21,560
<font color="#00ffff">saw his ghost.</font>

681
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,760
<font color="#00ffff">Someone turned off the cameras.</font>

682
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,040
<font color="#00ff00">It's not what you think.</font>

683
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:36,280
<font color="#00ffff">And what do we think?</font>

684
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,800
<font color="#00ff00">That it's something to do with</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Bob Holland and his house.</font>

685
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,240
<font color="#00ffff">And you're saying it's not?</font>

686
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,040
<font color="#ffffff">I suggest you tell us the truth.</font>

687
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,520
<font color="#00ff00">And you promise this is going</font>
<font color="#00ff00">to stay between us?</font>

688
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,320
<font color="#00ffff">No.</font>

689
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,400
<font color="#00ff00">All right, all right!</font>

690
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:55,360
<font color="#00ff00">But there's no reason</font>
<font color="#00ff00">to tell my wife?</font>

691
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:56,520
<font color="#ffffff">Your wife?</font>

692
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,320
<font color="#00ff00">Donna? Donna!</font>

693
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,560
<font color="#00ffff">Do you believe them?</font>

694
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:09,000
<font color="#ffffff">Well, the lady in question seemed</font>
<font color="#ffffff">very upset that...</font>

695
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,200
<font color="#ffffff">PHONE RINGS</font>
<font color="#ffffff">..their secret liaison had been</font>

696
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:12,440
<font color="#ffffff">brought to light.</font>

697
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:14,600
<font color="#00ffff">Not as upset as I'd be.</font>

698
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:14,600
<font color="#ffffff">HE CHUCKLES</font>

699
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:19,440
<font color="#ffffff">Anne?</font>

700
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:22,400
<font color="#00ffff">Humphrey, there's something</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you need to see.</font>

701
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:34,080
<font color="#ffff00">Jaiden?</font>

702
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:41,680
<font color="#ffffff">KNOCKING</font>

703
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,040
<font color="#ffff00">Jaiden?</font>

704
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,200
<font color="#ffff00">Jaiden?!</font>

705
00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:58,560
<font color="#ffffff">Look, I've checked everywhere.</font>

706
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:02,560
<font color="#ffffff">I've talked to shopkeepers,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">the lads on the markets,</font>

707
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,520
<font color="#ffffff">searched bins. I've put up posters.</font>

708
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:06,800
<font color="#00ff00">And no-one's called?</font>

709
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:08,080
<font color="#ffffff">I've had one call.</font>

710
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:13,240
<font color="#ffffff">Some guy said he saw her</font>
<font color="#ffffff">"with three blokes on camels".</font>

711
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:18,000
<font color="#00ff00">All</font><font color="#00ff00"> right,</font><font color="#00ff00"> well, we'll just have to</font>
<font color="#00ff00">do the service without her.</font>

712
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,800
<font color="#ffffff">You can't do that.</font>

713
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,200
<font color="#ffffff">It would look weird.</font>

714
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:24,600
<font color="#ffffff">Whe... Where's he supposed to have</font>
<font color="#ffffff">come from if his mum's not there?</font>

715
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,880
<font color="#00ff00">We'll improvise. It's what we do.</font>

716
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,280
<font color="#ffffff">The Chief Super's coming too,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">isn't she?</font>

717
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:32,480
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font>

718
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:38,160
<font color="#ffffff">I have to find the Virgin Mary.</font>

719
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,280
<font color="#ffff00">I saw it from an upstairs window.</font>

720
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:43,760
<font color="#00ffff">Must have been weed killer</font>
<font color="#00ffff">or something.</font>

721
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,280
<font color="#ffff00">Who would do such a thing?</font>

722
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,960
<font color="#00ff00">At least you've seen things</font>
<font color="#00ff00">with your own eyes.</font>

723
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,240
<font color="#00ff00">Now perhaps you'll believe me.</font>

724
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,160
<font color="#ffffff">Esther?</font>

725
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,000
<font color="#00ffff">Excuse me.</font>

726
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,040
<font color="#ffffff">Look at this.</font>

727
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:10,080
<font color="#ffffff">Whoever wrote that must've</font>
<font color="#ffffff">had a leak.</font>

728
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,400
<font color="#ffffff">Look, there's another one.</font>

729
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,280
<font color="#00ffff">And another over there.</font>

730
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:35,960
<font color="#ffffff">There's one there.</font>

731
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,080
<font color="#ffffff">Seems to stop here.</font><font color="#00ffff"> Hm.</font>

732
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:04,600
<font color="#ffffff">Oh...</font>

733
00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:10,560
<font color="#ffffff">Oh, great.</font>

734
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,280
<font color="#ffffff">Argh!</font>

735
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:28,520
<font color="#00ffff">What have you found?</font>

736
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:31,160
<font color="#ffffff">I might be wrong,</font>

737
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,640
<font color="#ffffff">but I think I've just found</font>
<font color="#ffffff">the Virgin Mary.</font>

738
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:35,280
<font color="#ffffff">Oh, God.</font>

739
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,120
<font color="#00ffff">Is that a wig?</font>

740
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:43,880
<font color="#00ffff">And a speaker?</font>

741
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:45,440
<font color="#ffffff">Yep.</font>

742
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:46,800
<font color="#ffffff">And weed killer.</font>

743
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,760
<font color="#ffffff">MUSIC: Doors</font>
<font color="#ffffff">by Megan Henwood</font>

744
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:57,120
<font color="#ffffff"># No-one's an island, darling</font>

745
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,600
<font color="#ffffff"># Go ask your friends</font>

746
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,680
<font color="#ffffff"># I know the times are trying</font>

747
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,480
<font color="#ffffff"># This tunnel ends with a light</font>

748
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:09,080
<font color="#ffffff"># When we reunite</font>

749
00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:16,680
<font color="#ffffff"># When the doors are</font>
<font color="#ffffff">finally flung open</font>

750
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,880
<font color="#ffffff"># We will come running to you... #</font>

751
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,440
<font color="#00ff00">That is Linda's dress.</font>

752
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,240
<font color="#00ff00">I bought it for her.</font>

753
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:26,440
<font color="#00ffff">So someone took it from the house?</font>

754
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,560
<font color="#00ff00">No. No, we cleared out</font>
<font color="#00ff00">all her things,</font>

755
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:30,720
<font color="#00ff00">gave it to charity.</font>

756
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:35,120
<font color="#ffff00">I'm sorry, but Bob really</font>
<font color="#ffff00">should be resting.</font>

757
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:36,400
<font color="#ffffff">Yes, yes, of course.</font>

758
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,440
<font color="#00ffff">We might be able to trace the dress.</font>

759
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:44,080
<font color="#ffffff">Yes. Ah, Bob, so the mannequin,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">lit by this torch,</font>

760
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:47,160
<font color="#ffffff">with this speaker as a voice,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">does that work?</font>

761
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:48,840
<font color="#00ff00">That's not what I saw.</font>

762
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,400
<font color="#00ffff">Maybe it's completely unrelated?</font>

763
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:54,440
<font color="#00ff00">We have kids messing about</font>
<font color="#00ff00">over the fields.</font>

764
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:55,760
<font color="#00ff00">Maybe that's it.</font>

765
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:00,960
<font color="#00ff00">What I saw was my wife,</font>

766
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,080
<font color="#00ff00">not this...</font>

767
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:04,400
<font color="#00ff00">Whatever it is.</font>

768
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:06,560
<font color="#ffff00">Come on.</font>

769
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:21,240
<font color="#ffff00">I was worried about you!</font>

770
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:23,680
<font color="#ffffff">I'm sorry.</font>

771
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:24,960
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, don't be.</font>

772
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:26,520
<font color="#ffff00">Got all my steps in.</font>

773
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,240
<font color="#ffffff">You must think I'm really rude.</font>

774
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:36,200
<font color="#ffff00">Why?</font>

775
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:39,120
<font color="#ffffff">Sitting on my own all the time,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">always on my phone.</font>

776
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:40,520
<font color="#ffff00">It's OK.</font>

777
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:43,560
<font color="#ffff00">You're still settling in.</font>

778
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,520
<font color="#ffff00">It's good you're talking</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to your friends.</font>

779
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,280
<font color="#ffffff">I wasn't talking to my friends.</font>

780
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:56,520
<font color="#ffffff">If this isn't what Bob Holland saw,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">then what's the link?</font>

781
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:59,360
<font color="#ffffff">I mean, there has to be a link,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Margo.</font>

782
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:03,440
<font color="#ffffff">I mean, if she was found with</font>
<font color="#ffffff">the weed killer used to spell out</font>

783
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:06,200
<font color="#ffffff">the word "leave" on the grass,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">the very sentiment that</font>

784
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,440
<font color="#ffffff">supposedly came from our ghost,</font>

785
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,560
<font color="#ffffff">well, it has to be connected,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">doesn't it?</font>

786
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,960
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font><font color="#00ffff"> No, thank you for</font>
<font color="#00ffff">letting us know.</font>

787
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,120
<font color="#00ffff">We'll be in touch if we think</font>
<font color="#00ffff">it's important.</font>

788
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:16,400
<font color="#00ffff">Thank you.</font>

789
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:17,600
<font color="#00ffff">Bye.</font>

790
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,480
<font color="#00ffff">That was Fiona Bensted.</font>

791
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:22,440
<font color="#00ffff">She knew about the pillbox.</font>

792
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:24,960
<font color="#00ffff">Her and her sister used to</font>
<font color="#00ffff">play in there as kids,</font>

793
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,600
<font color="#00ffff">but she doesn't know anything</font>
<font color="#00ffff">about a mannequin, or the other</font>

794
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:31,080
<font color="#00ffff">stuff for that matter, but she did</font>
<font color="#00ffff">say something interesting.</font>

795
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:32,960
<font color="#00ffff">The hospital ran blood tests.</font>

796
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,760
<font color="#00ffff">They've reported finding</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a substance in his system.</font>

797
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,000
<font color="#00ffff">They're checking it now.</font>

798
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,360
<font color="#ffffff">He said he wasn't on medication.</font>

799
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:39,960
<font color="#00ffff">Mm.</font>

800
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:43,040
<font color="#ffffff">If there were drugs in his system,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">let's get someone over</font>

801
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,840
<font color="#ffffff">to the Holland house</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and collect the whisky bottle</font>

802
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:48,440
<font color="#ffffff">and glass he was drinking from,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and get it to the lab.</font>

803
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:51,720
<font color="#ffffff">Oh, and Margo, time for some</font>
<font color="#ffffff">background checks, I think.</font>

804
00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:53,080
<font color="#ffffff">Best do the Holland family</font>

805
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:56,240
<font color="#ffffff">and our spurned house-buyer</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Marcus Dhillon first.</font>

806
00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:57,520
<font color="#00ffff">Yes?</font><font color="#ffffff"> Thank you.</font>

807
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:58,720
<font color="#ffff00">Righty-o.</font>

808
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,720
<font color="#ffffff">If only you could talk.</font>

809
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,280
<font color="#ffff00">You don't have to keep these things</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to yourself, you know?</font>

810
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:16,280
<font color="#ffff00">I know it must be difficult,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">but we can talk about it.</font>

811
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:18,560
<font color="#ffff00">Might help a bit.</font>

812
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:22,280
<font color="#ffffff">He's my baby brother.</font>

813
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,000
<font color="#ffffff">My baby brother Ben.</font>

814
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,560
<font color="#ffffff">That's who I've been talking to.</font>

815
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:28,520
<font color="#ffffff">We've got different dads,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">so they took him to his.</font>

816
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:31,880
<font color="#ffffff">He lives in Ireland,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">so I couldn't go there.</font>

817
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:36,680
<font color="#ffffff">Thing is, we were always together,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">you know?</font>

818
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:41,440
<font color="#ffffff">He got upset, saying he wanted</font>
<font color="#ffffff">to see me at Christmas and that.</font>

819
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:43,000
<font color="#ffffff">So I got a bit stressed.</font>

820
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:46,840
<font color="#ffffff">I'm sorry,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I didn't mean to walk off.</font>

821
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:49,800
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, you've got nothing to</font>
<font color="#ffff00">be sorry about.</font>

822
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:52,520
<font color="#ffff00">I think it's lovely you're looking</font>
<font color="#ffff00">after your little brother,</font>

823
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:54,840
<font color="#ffff00">and making sure he's OK.</font>

824
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:57,600
<font color="#ffffff">He ain't got anyone else, you know?</font>

825
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,400
<font color="#ffffff">No-one who cares for him like I do.</font>

826
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,880
<font color="#ffff00">Why don't you phone him now?</font>

827
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,240
<font color="#ffff00">Might stop you worrying about him.</font>

828
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,640
<font color="#ffffff">PHONE LINE RINGS</font>

829
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:17,000
<font color="#ffffff">ON PHONE:</font><font color="#00ffff"> Hello?</font>

830
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,320
<font color="#ffffff">All right, bro?</font>

831
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:20,600
<font color="#ffffff">What you doing?</font>

832
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:22,040
<font color="#00ffff">Just up in my room.</font>

833
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:24,240
<font color="#00ffff">Dad's gone out</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and the lady's cooking.</font>

834
00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:26,840
<font color="#ffffff">Yeah? What you having?</font>

835
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,720
<font color="#00ffff">Fishfingers, chips and hoops.</font>

836
00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:31,200
<font color="#ffffff">Don't, bro, you're making me hungry.</font>

837
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:37,440
<font color="#ffffff">VIDEO: # ..three French hens,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">two turtle doves</font>

838
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,160
<font color="#ffffff"># And a partridge in a pear tree! #</font>

839
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:44,080
<font color="#ffff00">OK, there is literally nowhere</font>
<font color="#ffff00">else in Shipton Abbott I can look.</font>

840
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,920
<font color="#ffff00">Unless she got on a train</font>
<font color="#ffff00">all by herself,</font>

841
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:51,520
<font color="#ffff00">or a boat or something,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and...and went to another country,</font>

842
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:55,440
<font color="#ffff00">then I have no idea where</font>
<font color="#ffff00">she could have gone.</font>

843
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:57,880
<font color="#ffff00">Either that, or someone cut her up</font>

844
00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:00,800
<font color="#ffff00">and posted all the pieces</font>
<font color="#ffff00">somewhere...</font>

845
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:03,520
<font color="#00ffff">Kelby...</font><font color="#ffff00"> Or tied something to</font>
<font color="#ffff00">her leg,</font>

846
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:08,520
<font color="#ffff00">like a concrete block or something,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and dumped her out to sea.</font>

847
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:09,560
<font color="#00ffff">Kelby!</font>

848
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:12,240
<font color="#ffff00">I mean,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">how do you not notice someone with</font>

849
00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:14,720
<font color="#ffff00">the Virgin Mary tucked</font>
<font color="#ffff00">under her arm?</font>

850
00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:15,960
<font color="#00ffff">It's behind you.</font>

851
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:19,520
<font color="#ffff00">I know it's Christmas, Margo,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">but I'm not in the mood!</font>

852
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:21,280
<font color="#00ffff">Mm...</font>

853
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,320
<font color="#00ffff">Just...</font>

854
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,480
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, bye.</font><font color="#ffff00"> Oh!</font>

855
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:31,280
<font color="#00ff00">OK, so the substance found</font>
<font color="#00ff00">in Bob Holland's system is something</font>

856
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,520
<font color="#00ff00">called DMT.</font>

857
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:38,480
<font color="#ffffff">DMT.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Dimethyltryptamine, of course.</font>

858
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:40,640
<font color="#00ff00">What is it?</font><font color="#ffffff"> It's a hallucinogenic</font>
<font color="#ffffff">drug</font>

859
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:42,600
<font color="#ffffff">found in some plants and animals.</font>

860
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,440
<font color="#ffffff">That has to be it.</font>

861
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,600
<font color="#00ff00">Hmm, looks like dangerous stuff.</font>

862
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,360
<font color="#00ff00">There's some horrible side effects.</font>

863
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:51,920
<font color="#00ffff">Maybe that's why</font>
<font color="#00ffff">he had that funny turn.</font>

864
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:54,800
<font color="#ffffff">Get onto the lab. If that drug is in</font>
<font color="#ffffff">the whisky glass,</font>

865
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:57,080
<font color="#ffffff">that's a huge part of whatever</font>
<font color="#ffffff">this puzzle is.</font>

866
00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:00,280
<font color="#00ff00">On it.</font><font color="#00ffff"> Nothing much on the</font>
<font color="#00ffff">background checks.</font>

867
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:03,240
<font color="#00ffff">Marcus Dhillon has been manager</font>
<font color="#00ffff">there for nine years.</font>

868
00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:04,960
<font color="#00ffff">Married, three kids.</font>

869
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:06,320
<font color="#00ffff">No criminal record,</font>

870
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:10,520
<font color="#00ffff">unless you count 11 parking</font>
<font color="#00ffff">fines in the past year.</font>

871
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:11,680
<font color="#00ffff">Ha!</font>

872
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:13,600
<font color="#00ffff">Nothing on the Holland</font>
<font color="#00ffff">daughters.</font>

873
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:16,320
<font color="#00ffff">Mum and Dad both come back</font>
<font color="#00ffff">clean as a whistle.</font>

874
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,680
<font color="#00ffff">The only thing of note...</font>

875
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:19,720
<font color="#00ffff">..is Colin Bensted.</font>

876
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:24,960
<font color="#ffffff">Fiona's husband?</font><font color="#00ffff"> Serial</font>
<font color="#00ffff">entrepreneur, by all accounts.</font>

877
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:26,680
<font color="#00ffff">One fad after the next.</font>

878
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:28,080
<font color="#ffffff">Our mycelium man.</font>

879
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:30,760
<font color="#00ffff">Well,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">he seems to fail at all of them.</font>

880
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:32,400
<font color="#00ffff">Up to his eyes in debt.</font>

881
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:34,760
<font color="#ffffff">So much for not caring about money.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Mm.</font>

882
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:38,920
<font color="#ffffff">So although Fiona persuaded her</font>
<font color="#ffffff">father not to sell the house,</font>

883
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:40,640
<font color="#ffffff">that doesn't mean her</font>
<font color="#ffffff">husband agreed.</font><font color="#00ffff"> No.</font>

884
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:43,200
<font color="#ffffff">And we know he had</font>
<font color="#ffffff">access to the house.</font>

885
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:44,560
<font color="#00ffff">You got it!</font><font color="#ffffff"> Yes.</font>

886
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,760
<font color="#00ff00">Thanks. The glass and bottle are</font>
<font color="#00ff00">both clean.</font>

887
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:48,320
<font color="#ffffff">No!</font><font color="#00ffff"> Oh!</font>

888
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:50,960
<font color="#ffffff">Let me</font>
<font color="#ffffff">see what you have on this DMT.</font>

889
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,360
<font color="#ffff00">So who found it, then?</font>

890
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:54,600
<font color="#00ffff">The inspector.</font>

891
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:01,000
<font color="#ffff00">That's weird.</font>

892
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,600
<font color="#00ffff">What is?</font>

893
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:05,280
<font color="#ffff00">I saw that jumper yesterday.</font>

894
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:08,480
<font color="#ffff00">Mum bought me one just like it,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">year before last,</font>

895
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:12,040
<font color="#ffff00">only mine's a bit more greeny.</font>

896
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:13,080
<font color="#ffffff">HE CHUCKLES</font>

897
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:16,080
<font color="#ffffff">Where did you see it?</font>

898
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:19,680
<font color="#ffff00">At the church, when I was</font>
<font color="#ffff00">investigating the break-in.</font>

899
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:23,000
<font color="#ffff00">They had loads of clothes</font>
<font color="#ffff00">in bags, donations.</font>

900
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:32,920
<font color="#ffffff">Bruce Forsyth.</font>

901
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:34,360
<font color="#ffffff">Bruce Forsyth!</font>

902
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:37,880
<font color="#ffffff">Martha's nan had too much nutmeg one</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Christmas and thought</font>

903
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:40,840
<font color="#ffffff">she saw Bruch Forsyth licking</font>
<font color="#ffffff">the sugar off her mince pies.</font>

904
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:42,360
<font color="#ffffff">And why Bruce Forsyth?</font>

905
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:45,480
<font color="#ffffff">Because certain hallucinogenics show</font>
<font color="#ffffff">you a version of what's already</font>

906
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:49,400
<font color="#ffffff">on your mind, and as an avid Brucie</font>
<font color="#ffffff">fan, that's exactly what she saw!</font>

907
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:53,120
<font color="#00ff00">So, because Bob Holland was</font>
<font color="#00ff00">watching videos of his wife,</font>

908
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:54,720
<font color="#00ff00">that's what he saw.</font>

909
00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:57,640
<font color="#ffffff">With more than a little help,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I suspect.</font>

910
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:01,320
<font color="#ffffff">Wait. Wait, wait!</font>

911
00:47:06,720 --> 00:47:08,520
<font color="#ffffff">Of course that's what you did.</font>

912
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:12,600
<font color="#00ff00">So?</font>

913
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:17,800
<font color="#ffffff">So...</font>

914
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:20,640
<font color="#ffff00">Dad,</font><font color="#ffff00"> I just think you need more</font>
<font color="#ffff00">time to think things through.</font>

915
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:23,120
<font color="#ffffff">When Bob's daughter Fiona</font>
<font color="#ffffff">discovered her dad was selling</font>

916
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,480
<font color="#ffffff">the family home, she was horrified.</font>

917
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:29,400
<font color="#ffffff">She persuaded him to change</font>
<font color="#ffffff">his mind, to stay in the house.</font>

918
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:32,000
<font color="#ffff00">Dad, just...</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Just listen to me for a second.</font>

919
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,640
<font color="#ffff00">I think you're going to regret it.</font>

920
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:37,720
<font color="#ffffff">But not as horrified as her husband</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Colin on finding out his wife</font>

921
00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:40,320
<font color="#ffffff">was turning away</font>
<font color="#ffffff">hundreds of thousands of pounds</font>

922
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:42,040
<font color="#ffffff">from the sale of the house.</font>

923
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,800
<font color="#ffffff">Deep in debt, he knew he needed to</font>
<font color="#ffffff">find a way</font>

924
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:47,120
<font color="#ffffff">to make his father-in-law carry out</font>
<font color="#ffffff">his plan</font>

925
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:50,280
<font color="#ffffff">to sell the house and share</font>
<font color="#ffffff">the money between his daughters.</font>

926
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:51,920
<font color="#ffffff">But how?</font>

927
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:53,160
<font color="#ffffff">I think the answer came from Fiona,</font>

928
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:56,680
<font color="#ffffff">when she said she was surprised that</font>
<font color="#ffffff">her father had listened to her.</font>

929
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,360
<font color="#ffffff">And why?</font>

930
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:02,560
<font color="#ffffff">Because the only person he had</font>
<font color="#ffffff">listened to in the past was...</font>

931
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:03,920
<font color="#00ff00">His wife Linda.</font>

932
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:08,720
<font color="#ffffff">Exactly! And from that simple</font>
<font color="#ffffff">premise, a plan was born.</font>

933
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:13,360
<font color="#ffffff">Colin Bensted's latest venture was</font>
<font color="#ffffff">working with mycelium,</font>

934
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:16,120
<font color="#ffffff">so it's fair to assume he has</font>
<font color="#ffffff">a working knowledge of botany,</font>

935
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:19,800
<font color="#ffffff">which means it's also reasonable to</font>
<font color="#ffffff">suspect that he knew about DMT,</font>

936
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,960
<font color="#ffffff">a naturally occurring</font>
<font color="#ffffff">hallucinogenic which</font>

937
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:24,640
<font color="#ffffff">amplifies what's</font>
<font color="#ffffff">already on your conscious mind.</font>

938
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:26,360
<font color="#ffffff">And...</font>

939
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:28,760
<font color="#ffffff">..how to harvest it.</font>

940
00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:33,760
<font color="#00ff00">But the whisky glass</font>
<font color="#00ff00">and bottle were clean.</font>

941
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,720
<font color="#00ffff">That's right.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Ah, yes - but look.</font>

942
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:42,640
<font color="#ffffff">One method of DMT getting into the</font>
<font color="#ffffff">system is through inhalation.</font>

943
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:43,920
<font color="#ffffff">It can be smoked.</font>

944
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:46,640
<font color="#ffffff">And what else was in the room?</font>

945
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:48,360
<font color="#00ff00">A fire.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Yes.</font>

946
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:52,000
<font color="#ffffff">And what better way to deliver</font>
<font color="#ffffff">drugs into someone's system</font>

947
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:57,840
<font color="#ffffff">without them knowing, and to burn</font>
<font color="#ffffff">the evidence in the process?</font>

948
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:01,440
<font color="#00ff00">Knowing that Bob Holland</font>
<font color="#00ff00">would light the fire,</font>

949
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:03,520
<font color="#00ff00">then sit alone in this room</font>

950
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:06,640
<font color="#00ff00">watching DVDs of his late wife.</font>

951
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:12,600
<font color="#ffffff">He knew that Bob's late wife Linda</font>
<font color="#ffffff">would be on his mind.</font>

952
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:13,760
<font color="#ffffff">That's a given.</font>

953
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:16,560
<font color="#ffffff">But how to make sure that</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Bob Holland saw what he needed</font>

954
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:20,800
<font color="#ffffff">to see, and, more importantly,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">hear what he needed to hear?</font>

955
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:25,760
<font color="#ffffff">How could he be sure that she'd</font>
<font color="#ffffff">deliver the message he wanted?</font>

956
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:29,000
<font color="#ffffff">Now, we'd already heard that Fiona</font>
<font color="#ffffff">had cleared her mother's</font>

957
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,440
<font color="#ffffff">clothes from the house.</font>

958
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:32,960
<font color="#ffff00">And they must have given them</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to the church.</font>

959
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:34,720
<font color="#ffff00">That's where I saw the jumper.</font>

960
00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:35,800
<font color="#ffffff">Yes, Kelby!</font>

961
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:46,360
<font color="#00ff00">Keeping one of Linda's dresses back.</font>

962
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:53,440
<font color="#ffffff">Now all he needed was something to</font>
<font color="#ffffff">hang the dress on.</font>

963
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:59,520
<font color="#ffffff">It's one of the things that's</font>
<font color="#ffffff">bugged me all the way through.</font>

964
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,120
<font color="#ffffff">The ghost was always seen outside.</font>

965
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:02,440
<font color="#ffffff">Why?</font>

966
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:05,640
<font color="#ffffff">Shouldn't ghosts be able to</font>
<font color="#ffffff">walk through walls?</font>

967
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:07,200
<font color="#00ff00">But mannequins can't.</font>

968
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:17,680
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, but wait - Bob was really</font>
<font color="#00ff00">specific about what she said,</font>

969
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:20,000
<font color="#00ff00">and she said the same</font>
<font color="#00ff00">thing every time.</font>

970
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,200
<font color="#00ff00">Was that the drug too?</font>

971
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:22,640
<font color="#ffffff">Oh, no.</font>

972
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:24,440
<font color="#ffffff">That was the clever part.</font>

973
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:25,520
<font color="#ffffff">Come and look.</font>

974
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:36,240
<font color="#ffff00">Now, I think a certain person might</font>
<font color="#ffff00">be wrapping my Christmas present.</font>

975
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:37,840
<font color="#00ffff">Bob!</font>

976
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:42,440
<font color="#00ffff">Will you get out?</font><font color="#ffff00"> I bet it's socks.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Get out of here.</font>

977
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:45,640
<font color="#ffffff">"Get out.</font>

978
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:47,200
<font color="#ffffff">"Get out of here."</font>

979
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:51,160
<font color="#00ff00">So he just lifted it from the videos</font>
<font color="#00ff00">when he was making the copies</font>

980
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:52,720
<font color="#00ff00">and distorted it.</font>

981
00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:55,560
<font color="#ffffff">DISTORTED:</font><font color="#ffff00"> Get out of here.</font>

982
00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:59,960
<font color="#ffffff">Now, we know he had access to the</font>
<font color="#ffffff">house,</font>

983
00:50:59,960 --> 00:51:01,480
<font color="#ffffff">so the bells were easy enough.</font>

984
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:03,840
<font color="#ffffff">BELLS RING</font>

985
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:16,120
<font color="#ffff00">Linda...</font>

986
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:24,760
<font color="#00ffff">Get out of here.</font>

987
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:34,160
<font color="#ffffff">The final ingredient, the writing</font>
<font color="#ffffff">on the mirror, added effect.</font>

988
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:37,320
<font color="#00ff00">And the poisoned grass was done</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the night that Bob Holland</font>

989
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:40,160
<font color="#00ff00">went to the hospital,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">so a haunting wasn't possible.</font>

990
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:41,400
<font color="#ffffff">Exactly.</font>

991
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:43,720
<font color="#00ff00">Clever, really.</font>

992
00:51:43,720 --> 00:51:45,720
<font color="#00ffff">Evil, more like.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Or both.</font>

993
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:54,240
<font color="#ffffff">SHE LAUGHS</font>

994
00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:55,960
<font color="#ffffff">Um...</font>

995
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:58,680
<font color="#ffff00">No,</font><font color="#ffff00"> this one.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Oh, this one?</font>

996
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:00,560
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, that one's fine.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Yeah?</font><font color="#ffff00"> Yeah.</font>

997
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:04,520
<font color="#ffffff">MUSIC: Goodbye England</font>
<font color="#ffffff">(Covered In Snow)</font>
<font color="#ffffff">By Laura Marling</font>

998
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:08,760
<font color="#ffffff"># You were so smart</font>
<font color="#ffffff">then in your jacket and coat</font>

999
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:15,440
<font color="#ffffff"># My softest red scarf was warming</font>
<font color="#ffffff">your throat</font>

1000
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:20,160
<font color="#ffffff"># Winter was on us</font>

1001
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:23,680
<font color="#ffffff"># At the end my nose</font>

1002
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:30,640
<font color="#ffffff"># And I'll never love England more</font>
<font color="#ffffff">than when covered in snow... #</font>

1003
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:33,400
<font color="#ffffff">LAUGHTER WITHIN</font>

1004
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:37,000
<font color="#ffffff"># But a friend of mine says it's</font>
<font color="#ffffff">good to hear</font>

1005
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,680
<font color="#ffffff"># That you believe in love even if</font>
<font color="#ffffff">set in fear... #</font>

1006
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:41,720
<font color="#00ffff">Two words.</font>

1007
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:44,320
<font color="#00ffff">Second word.</font>

1008
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:45,960
<font color="#00ffff">Oh! Humphrey?</font>

1009
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:48,320
<font color="#00ffff">Clumsy!</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Um...</font>

1010
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:49,680
<font color="#ffff00">Man!</font>

1011
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:53,400
<font color="#ffff00">First word.</font>

1012
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:55,920
<font color="#00ffff">Swing your arm?</font>

1013
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:58,920
<font color="#00ffff">Dancing?</font>

1014
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:00,720
<font color="#ffff00">Brushing? Ironing!</font>

1015
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:03,800
<font color="#00ffff">Iron!</font>

1016
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:04,960
<font color="#ffff00">Iron...</font><font color="#00ff00"> Iron Man!</font>

1017
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:06,960
<font color="#ffffff">Yes! Well done!</font>

1018
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:08,520
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah!</font>

1019
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:12,640
<font color="#ffff00">That's two to you, bro.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Get you back next time.</font>

1020
00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:15,880
<font color="#00ffff">Hello.</font><font color="#00ffff"> Hello, you.</font>

1021
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:18,840
<font color="#ffffff">Is everything OK, then?</font><font color="#00ffff"> Piece of</font>
<font color="#00ffff">cake.</font>

1022
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:23,120
<font color="#ffffff">So what's the secret?</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I'm not sure there is one.</font>

1023
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:25,560
<font color="#ffffff">And who's the, um,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">small virtual person?</font>

1024
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:27,920
<font color="#00ffff">That's Jaiden's little brother Ben.</font>

1025
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:30,920
<font color="#00ffff">That's who he was talking</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to on the phone all the time.</font>

1026
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:34,120
<font color="#00ffff">And if you can't beat them...</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Join them.</font>

1027
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:35,480
<font color="#00ffff">Sorry if this is a bit weird.</font>

1028
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:37,440
<font color="#ffffff">Oh, gosh, it's not weird at all.</font>

1029
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:41,000
<font color="#ffffff">People coming together is what makes</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Christmas, isn't it?</font>

1030
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,600
<font color="#00ffff">Oh! And...</font>

1031
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:46,560
<font color="#00ffff">..sausage rolls.</font>

1032
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:49,120
<font color="#ffffff">My sausage rolls.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Very true.</font>

1033
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:51,880
<font color="#ffffff">Ah, very good.</font>

1034
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:53,480
<font color="#ffffff">Mm.</font>

1035
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:56,640
<font color="#ffffff">Mm, good. These are very...</font>

1036
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:57,960
<font color="#ffffff">Whoa.</font>

1037
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:02,240
<font color="#ffffff">Is that Bruce Forsyth?</font>

1038
00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:05,000
<font color="#00ffff">Oh!</font><font color="#ffffff"> No, no, no, it is.</font>

1039
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,520
<font color="#ffffff">Bruce?!</font>

1040
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:08,800
<font color="#ffffff">These are very good.</font>

1041
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:10,800
<font color="#00ff00">Mm! Mm.</font>

1042
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:25,800
<font color="#ffffff"># Feel like running</font>

1043
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:29,840
<font color="#ffffff"># Feel like running... #</font>

1044
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:32,520
<font color="#ffff00">Hi, sweetheart.</font><font color="#ffffff"> I'm sorry.</font>

1045
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:39,560
<font color="#ffffff">Oh, my God, what's this?</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Grandad!</font><font color="#ffffff"> Come here!</font>

1046
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:41,640
<font color="#ffffff">Did you...? You!</font>

1047
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:43,080
<font color="#00ffff">Grandad!</font>

1048
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:47,080
<font color="#ffffff">Can't believe you've flown from</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Dubai! Come here!</font>

1049
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:49,440
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, it's so great to see you.</font>

1050
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:52,600
<font color="#ffffff">Is it for me? Go on, go on.</font>

1051
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:54,760
<font color="#ffffff">Come on, boys, in we go.</font>

1052
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:56,400
<font color="#ffffff">What a wonderful surprise!</font>

1053
00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:00,960
<font color="#ffffff"># You were so smart</font>
<font color="#ffffff">then in your jacket and coat</font>

1054
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:09,000
<font color="#ffffff"># My softest red scarf was warming</font>
<font color="#ffffff">your throat</font>

1055
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:13,560
<font color="#ffffff"># Winter will leave us</font>

1056
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:16,920
<font color="#ffffff"># Left the end of my nose</font>

1057
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:24,560
<font color="#ffffff"># Well, goodbye old England until</font>
<font color="#ffffff">next year's snow. #</font>

1058
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:35,120
<font color="#ffff00">Hello, young man.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Merry Christmas.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Welcome.</font>

1059
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:36,400
<font color="#00ffff">Hi.</font><font color="#ffff00"> You OK? Merry Christmas.</font>

1060
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:41,400
<font color="#00ff00">Good to see you.</font><font color="#ffff00"> Hi.</font>

1061
00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:46,280
<font color="#ffff00">Thank you for coming.</font>

1062
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:50,480
<font color="#00ffff">Can I..?</font><font color="#ffffff"> Er, yeah, sure.</font>

1063
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:51,920
<font color="#00ff00">I feel very Christmassy.</font>

1064
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:04,680
<font color="#ffffff"># On the eleventh day of Christmas</font>
<font color="#ffffff">my true love gave to me</font>

1065
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:07,200
<font color="#ffffff"># Eleven pipers piping</font>

1066
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:09,000
<font color="#ffffff"># Ten lords a-leaping</font>

1067
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:10,120
<font color="#ffffff"># Nine ladies dancing... #</font>

1068
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:11,280
<font color="#00ffff">Jaiden...</font>

1069
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:12,880
<font color="#00ffff">Why don't you call Ben?</font>

1070
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:14,200
<font color="#ffffff"># Seven swans a-swimming</font>

1071
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:16,120
<font color="#ffffff"># Six geese a-laying</font>

1072
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:20,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Five golden rings</font>

1073
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:21,760
<font color="#ffffff"># Four calling birds</font>

1074
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:23,240
<font color="#ffffff"># Three French hens</font>

1075
00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:24,800
<font color="#ffffff"># Two turtle doves</font>

1076
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:28,200
<font color="#ffffff"># And a partridge in a pear tree. #</font>

1077
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:31,440
<font color="#ffff00">All right, everyone, I think</font>
<font color="#ffff00">this is the part we join in.</font>

1078
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:37,160
<font color="#ffffff">ALL: # On the twelfth day of</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Christmas my true love gave to me</font>

1079
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:39,800
<font color="#ffffff"># 12 drummers drumming</font>

1080
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:41,400
<font color="#ffffff"># 11 pipers piping</font>

1081
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:43,440
<font color="#ffffff"># Ten lords a-leaping</font>

1082
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,120
<font color="#ffffff"># Nine ladies dancing</font>

1083
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:46,600
<font color="#ffffff"># Eight maids a-milking</font>

1084
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:48,400
<font color="#ffffff"># Seven swans a-swimming</font>

1085
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:50,200
<font color="#ffffff"># Six geese a-laying</font>

1086
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:54,360
<font color="#ffffff"># Five golden rings</font>

1087
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:56,160
<font color="#ffffff"># Four calling birds</font>

1088
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:57,920
<font color="#ffffff"># Three French hens</font>

1089
00:56:57,920 --> 00:56:59,320
<font color="#ffffff"># Two turtle doves</font>

1090
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:04,760
<font color="#ffffff"># And a partridge in a pear tree. #</font>

1091
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:13,200
<font color="#ffffff">Merry Christmas.</font>

